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VampiricClown

08-27-2006, 05:48 PM

I went to my girlfriends school to pick her up, and everyone said I looked like I was 29 and was really tall. But I actually feel short compared to everyone.

I just wondered what most people consider tall.

ItsAlive75

08-27-2006, 05:49 PM

...well how tall are you?

VampiricClown

08-27-2006, 05:50 PM

I think I'm 5'10". I may be a hair shorter or taller. Not much though.

azathoth777

08-27-2006, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I think I'm 5'10". I may be a hair shorter or taller. Not much though.

5'10" is not that tall, I'm about that, give or take. Does your girlfriend go to some kind of dwarf school?

VampiricClown

08-27-2006, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by azathoth777
5'10" is not that tall, I'm about that, give or take. Does your girlfriend go to some kind of dwarf school?

No, lol. The odd thing is, a lot of the people there were taller then me I thought. But apparently I was a little....ummm...overdressed, because one of the kids ran into the school and said I was coming to rob them...so...yeah. But I really don't understand that.

Like I said, I'm shorter than most everyone.

The Mothman

08-28-2006, 11:54 AM

im 6'2 so i guess im borderline tall.

Vodstok

08-28-2006, 12:00 PM

6'2" is tall, but being considered less so as the average height gets higher. 5' 10" is average and has been for a long time.

i know plenty of (people who are much taller than me I am also 6'2)

However, I am still technically bigger than most poepl , being 6'2 and about 216.

ItsAlive75

08-28-2006, 12:09 PM

Originally posted by Vodstok
However, I am still technically bigger than most poepl , being 6'2 and about 216.

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Miss Olivia

08-28-2006, 12:09 PM

Well, I'm 5'3 so anybody over 6' is huge to me.

horrorobsessed

08-28-2006, 12:12 PM

you guys make me feel like a midget. i'm only 5'4"!

i guess that means i'm below average.:(

Vodstok

08-28-2006, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by horrorobsessed
you guys make me feel like a midget. i'm only 5'4"!

i guess that means i'm below average.:( Yep. Freak :)

horrorobsessed

08-28-2006, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Yep. Freak :)

that hurts...that really hurts.

i can't help it i'm short!:(

:)

Miss Olivia

08-28-2006, 12:21 PM

Don't sweat it. When girls are short, it's cute.
When guys are short, they usually develop a Napolean complex.

Vodstok

08-28-2006, 12:23 PM

the biggest assholes when i went down for Mardi Gras in 2000 were the short mexican guys. they would just elbow peopl as hard as they could to get through the crowd. Jerks.

It was funny though. i was a woodworker at the time and in pretty good shap. one of them was muscling his way though the crowd, bumped into me and stopped dead in his tracks. he was staring in the middle of my chest then slowly looked up at my face, and decided to go around :)

Im not even intimidating... i look like a big goof. or did. I have much shorter hair and a goatee now, so i actuallylook like an escaped convict.

Miss Olivia

08-28-2006, 12:43 PM

Add a black turtleneck, sunglasses and a beret, and you'd look like an escaped beatnik.
Bongos, anyone?

:D

Yellow Jacket

08-28-2006, 12:48 PM

I'm 5'8, so I'm a little (no pun intended) bit shorter than the average size. Damn!

Originally posted by Miss Olivia

Bongos, anyone?

:D

Sure! *Grabs bongos and beats on them* Let's party! :p

Roderick Usher

08-28-2006, 12:52 PM

6'2" Here as well and I'm the shortest male in my family, so it's all relative.

The_Return

08-28-2006, 12:53 PM

Im 5'9...at least Im taller than YJ:p

Miss Olivia

08-28-2006, 12:54 PM

Well, look at it this way, YJ, you're still almost half a foot taller than I am....:p

We got the bongos, now all we need is some weed and Matthew McConehey....however you spell his name....:D

Yellow Jacket

08-28-2006, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
We got the bongos, now all we need is some weed and Matthew McConehey....however you spell his name....:D

All we need to do to get Matthew McConaghuey (how the fuck do you spell his last name?!?) is get a piece of lettuce and put it under a box. Then, when he goes and gets the lettuce, we pull down the box and trap him. It's the perfect crime! :p

Originally posted by The_Return
Im 5'9...at least Im taller than YJ:p

Always bragging about how better you are than me. Tsk, tsk, tsk. :p

Vodstok

08-28-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Roderick Usher
6'2" Here as well and I'm the shortest male in my family, so it's all relative. Similar here. I used to work for my uncle in a woodshop and I was the short guy.

Yellow Jacket

08-28-2006, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by Vodstok
Similar here. I used to work for my uncle in a woodshop and I was the short guy.

Do you know how much that sounds like a dick joke?

Vodstok

08-28-2006, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Do you know how much that sounds like a dick joke? No. I dont get it. What do wood and length have to do with peni?

I also didnt have the greatest girth. I had a lot of drive though. i thrust my way to a strong position. it was tight in there, but i made it on top.

Miss Olivia

08-28-2006, 03:27 PM

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
All we need to do to get Matthew McConaghuey (how the fuck do you spell his last name?!?) is get a piece of lettuce and put it under a box. Then, when he goes and gets the lettuce, we pull down the box and trap him. It's the perfect crime! :p

That's brilliant....he IS kind of a hippie, after all.....lettuce is sure to lure him....Then we can blow smoke in the box and get him high and then he'll play the bongos ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!

Yellow Jacket

08-28-2006, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
That's brilliant....he IS kind of a hippie, after all.....lettuce is sure to lure him....Then we can blow smoke in the box and get him high and then he'll play the bongos ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!

Great! Now, let's get that box and lettuce, it's party time!

VampiricClown

08-28-2006, 04:59 PM

You people make me feel short considering that most of the males here are 6'2"! :mad:

AUSTIN316426808

08-28-2006, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by horrorobsessed
that hurts...that really hurts.

i can't help it i'm short!:(

:)

Average height for females is smaller than for males. You're still shorter than that but only by a couple inches.

Miss Olivia

08-28-2006, 06:42 PM

Yes, after we nab MM we'll brainwash him into giving all his money to the church of Oliviyellowjacket and be RICH!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAAA......

Vamp Clown, if you feel short, get some KISS boots like Gene Simmons used to wear....six inch platforms in black leather. I think they'd fit in nicely with your clothing.:p

VampiricClown

08-29-2006, 05:07 AM

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Yes, after we nab MM we'll brainwash him into giving all his money to the church of Oliviyellowjacket and be RICH!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAAA......

Vamp Clown, if you feel short, get some KISS boots like Gene Simmons used to wear....six inch platforms in black leather. I think they'd fit in nicely with your clothing.:p

Haha, I wear a pair of motorcycle boots that have a 1 1/2" platform on them. The don't do a whole lot, but at least I'm taller than my girlfriend. She's only 5'3". I dated a girl once that is 1/2" talle then me. That was kind of strange feeling.

Miss Olivia

08-29-2006, 08:55 AM

LOL I could never date a guy that was shorter than me....I know that makes me sound really shallow, but as short as I am a guy that was smaller would be too weird....and I like big guys, anyway, ones who won't blow away in a strong wind.
Just my thing.

Vodstok

08-29-2006, 09:35 AM

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
LOL I could never date a guy that was shorter than me....I know that makes me sound really shallow, but as short as I am a guy that was smaller would be too weird....and I like big guys, anyway, ones who won't blow away in a strong wind.
Just my thing. My wife is the same way. she is 5' 8" and really lieks that i am a head taller than her.

persuasian70

08-29-2006, 07:06 PM

I'm only 5'7" tall and I am perfectly happy with my height. The only time I wish I was taller is when I play volleyball. If I was only two inches taller I would be awesome. Well maybe not awesome, but damn good. I like taller women, I dated a girl who was 5'9" and a girl who was 5'11". Not for long periods but I dig tall girls. I also like petite girls too. I guess what i'm trying to say I love girls. Be happy with yourself and it will show.

VampiricClown

08-30-2006, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by persuasian70
I'm only 5'7" tall and I am perfectly happy with my height. The only time I wish I was taller is when I play volleyball. If I was only two inches taller I would be awesome. Well maybe not awesome, but damn good. I like taller women, I dated a girl who was 5'9" and a girl who was 5'11". Not for long periods but I dig tall girls. I also like petite girls too. I guess what i'm trying to say I love girls. Be happy with yourself and it will show.

Haha, me? Be happy with myself? Like that will ever happen. I grew my hair out in the front to intentionally hide my face for the fact that I hate the way I look. I have no mirrors anywhere upstairs in my house because of it. Spooky eh?

@Miss Olivia
I understand why you'd want a guy that's taller. I prefer girls that are shorter. But you would have to have seen that girl. She was a model. :D

Miss Olivia

08-30-2006, 04:41 PM

Nothing wrong with that.;)

newb

08-30-2006, 05:32 PM

Amazon Woman....gotta love em.
http://www.ifi.uio.no/~thomas/lists/images/caldwell01.jpg

VampiricClown

08-30-2006, 05:44 PM

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
WHERE can I find her?:p

I wanna know the same! :eek:

LMAO!

Yellow Jacket

08-30-2006, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Yes, after we nab MM we'll brainwash him into giving all his money to the church of Oliviyellowjacket and be RICH!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAAA......

Hmm... The Church of Oliviyellowjacket. It'll be just like the Church of the Fonz. KICK ASS!!!

BTW- When you say brainwash MM, don't you mean drug him up? If so, he'll probably already be baked.

monalisa

08-30-2006, 07:08 PM

I'm 5'6" and I usually like taller guys too. My BF is 6'3", now if he could just quit being an asshole! :p
Years ago, I dated a guy that was my height, and I felt weird when I dressed up and wore heels, cuz I was taller than him then. He turned out to be a liar and a weenie anyway, so no great loss there. :D

monalisa

08-30-2006, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Thankyou for pointing out my typo. I can always count on you my luv.:p

Yep, you know me! Always the anal one! ;) Wait, did that sound, ah, heh-heh, bad?

Despare

08-30-2006, 07:29 PM

According to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, the average U.S. woman is 5' 3.7 (162 centimeters) tall and weighs 152 pounds (69 kilograms). With a Body Mass Index of 26.3 kilograms/meters². The average U.S. male stands 5' 9.1 tall and weighs 180 pounds, with a Body Mass Index of 26.5 kg/m².

I've always considered tall to be about 6'5". I'm about 5'11".

Miss Olivia

08-30-2006, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Hmm... The Church of Oliviyellowjacket. It'll be just like the Church of the Fonz. KICK ASS!!!

BTW- When you say brainwash MM, don't you mean drug him up? If so, he'll probably already be baked.

LMAO

Yep, we'll just keep him stoned and feed him subliminal messages through the television....I'm sure he hears weird things all the time anyway:p