Someones knocking at the door.

[meetthecreeper]

Sitting in my house, knock at the door, its dark here about 8pm. I live on a country road in the middle of nowhere. My nearest neighbor is over a mile away. Anyways there is a knock at my door and my wife tells me to go see who it is. Of course our porch lites dont illuminate well. I go outside w/ my 45 in my pocket and a large flashlite (maglite the kind cops carry) and this girl is standing on my porch, I can see her before she can see me, so my first thought is WTF? is this all about? My next thought was to scare the HELL out of her (should have brought my knife see my gallery if you dont know what I am talking about) I started laughing at the thought and of course she hears me and then sees me, I think the laughing scared her but it wasnt my intention. Turns out she ran out of gas and its about 5 miles to town, I didnt have any gas to give her but I let her use my phone. What do you guys think should I have scared the crap out of her?? My girl said it might have been funny to me but not to her and the sherriff she would bring back later. Still it would have been fun.

[Arioch]

lol ya you should have scared her. That would have been funny, but she really would have been fucked if you had as she would have been walkin for a while

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Arioch
lol ya you should have scared her. That would have been funny, but she really would have been fucked if you had as she would have been walkin for a while

Man I so wanted 2, I could see her running back down the street to her car screaming. I think she heard me laughing and that scared her, cos she looked nervous when I was letting her use the phone. I was thinking, this is how horror movies start AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by Ravenbomb
You should've shot her. That'd be WAY funnier than scaring her.
"Boo!"
"AAAAAHHH!"

or

"Hello?"
BANG!
"Oh, God, I'm dead!"
"Haha, vengence is mine, bitch!"

which one sounds like more fun?

Oh man I just thought how funny it would have been if I went out to the barn to get the gas can and then came runningg back at her w/ the chainsaw. GET THAT BITCH LEATHERFACE-DOGS WILL HUNT

[moonsorrow]

those are some nice looking blades creeper, you know how to use em?

[allmykids]

GOD I am never knocking on any of you guy's doors, i'll sprout wings out my ass and fly to town!! :eek: :eek:

[allmykids]

Are you trying to fuck with me?

[allmykids]

Originally posted by Ravenbomb
watch the fucking language, please! Why does everybody think I'm trying to have sex with them?! I have very specific tastes, and you fit none of them. I guess that would be because i am still breathing.

[allmykids]

Ouch!! Did i hit to close to home??

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
those are some nice looking blades creeper, you know how to use em?

Yea I could use them although I prefer something a little more concealable, stealth being the key. Knives are quiet. What I really want is a nice 2 handed broad sword, and perhaps a battle axe, like you have in your avatar ( that is an axe isnt it?)

Firearms are cool but there is nothing like true battle with swords, knives, axes, bow and arrow, the sound of clanging armor, man I love that shit. My fav. movies, Braveheart, Gladiator, and Excalibur.

[moonsorrow]

haha! finaly someone who understands what its all about, swords axes and knifes...not guns! i mean i do spend some time on the firering range, back in the good ol medeival times archers and crossbowmen were the last to eat, the last to sleep andthe hardest working of them all.. for the least respect and money. they were seen as disshonorable dogs, i mean they could take out a distinguished warrior at a distance no problem!
yeah that is an axe, pretty sharp to, im a big collector of sharp things,two time oslo champion of swords, there is nothing like a good swordfight. i guess swords are pretty much what i live for

[devilsbackbone]

im sure she would have had a heart attack! i kno i would have died. although after being scared i would have had to get even but it all works out for the best!

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
haha! finaly someone who understands what its all about, swords axes and knifes...not guns! i mean i do spend some time on the firering range, back in the good ol medeival times archers and crossbowmen were the last to eat, the last to sleep andthe hardest working of them all.. for the least respect and money. they were seen as disshonorable dogs, i mean they could take out a distinguished warrior at a distance no problem!
yeah that is an axe, pretty sharp to, im a big collector of sharp things,two time oslo champion of swords, there is nothing like a good swordfight. i guess swords are pretty much what i live for

I was always fascinated by the art of swordplay and fencing. Studied martial arts when I was younger and Japanese sword play. Mostly Kenpo and Arnis. Here in the states fencing is only for the elitists not for the commoners. Skill I would love to learn, must admit I envy you. Its is kind of difficult to learn these skill since here they are considered obsolete. I whole heartedly disagree with that. I do alot of bowhunting-pretty good at that but mine is a compund bow, not a long bow. I cant imagine what it would be like to be standing on a battlefield with 1000s of upon 1000s of arrows coming in on you. That had to be a scary sight. I am also into siege engines, the brilliance behind the building of a trebuce' (spelling?) what an cool thing. Every year they have pumpkin throwing contests around the late harvest and its great to see these things work.

[moonsorrow]

oy, i think i got a little miss understood, when i said fencing i didnt mean with those litlle tiny pokers you couldnt harm a fly with that, im talking about big swords, like long swords, broad swords, two handed swords and so on... still kind of obsolete if you ask me... other then showing off... allthough i have been dreaming about waking up to a burglar in my house so i could walk up to him wearing my boxers with a sword over my shoulder going "can i help you?"
tryed fiering a bow a cuple of times... didnt work out...
im not exactley sure how you spell it... but the trebuce was an engenius device, massive compared to itsl"little" brother the mangonel. its a little to big to have on my desk though so im not a collector...

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
oy, i think i got a little miss understood, when i said fencing i didnt mean with those litlle tiny pokers you couldnt harm a fly with that, im talking about big swords, like long swords, broad swords, two handed swords and so on... still kind of obsolete if you ask me... other then showing off... allthough i have been dreaming about waking up to a burglar in my house so i could walk up to him wearing my boxers with a sword over my shoulder going "can i help you?"
tryed fiering a bow a cuple of times... didnt work out...
im not exactley sure how you spell it... but the trebuce was an engenius device, massive compared to itsl"little" brother the mangonel. its a little to big to have on my desk though so im not a collector...

I didnt think you were talking about the tiny little poking swords LOL. I saw a copy of the sword from the movie 'Conan the Barbarian' they had his fathers sword and the sword of Crom, somewhere in the price range of 3000 dollars a little out of my price range, but man what I wouldnt give to have that hanging on my wall. I can see a burglar now, letting it all go in his pants when he sees this guy standing over him w/ a 4ft blade stuck in his face.

[moonsorrow]

sounds like a nic looking blade... my dream blade however is an inch longer then me, its a 6 foot 1 replica of a german lanchkneckte (have no idea how you spell that) flamberge, produced by rittersteel, meaninng its hand made and perfectley balanced... iv had manny a wed dream about that sword

[meetthecreeper]

Originally posted by moonsorrow
sounds like a nic looking blade... my dream blade however is an inch longer then me, its a 6 foot 1 replica of a german lanchkneckte (have no idea how you spell that) flamberge, produced by rittersteel, meaninng its hand made and perfectley balanced... iv had manny a wed dream about that sword

Sounds cool, balance is the key. The blade I was speaking of I doubt would be much good in battle, it was beautifully engraved but I think more a show piece than anything.

[moonsorrow]

i have a cuple of show blaeds to so to speak, an 8 kilo replica of excalibur, you can always tell the diffrence between molds and hand made by the weight. 8 kilos would be about 16-19 lbls i guess... good luck swinging that around in a fight.