“Look! Up there! Barney’s penis!”

[azathoth777]

On Tuesday, August 8, I took my family out to Daniel’s for groceries. I have a 6-year-old daughter who learned how to read from the Barney and Friends book series. As we stepped out of the family van, she was very excited to see a Barney movie being advertised on the Daniel’s Market lit sign. She said, “Look, Daddy, a Barney movie!” I couldn’t see it, so she guided my eyes to the vulgar obscenity arranged there on the sign. “Look! Up there! Barney’s p***s!” I was shocked when I saw the words arranged on the sign. I quickly averted her eyes and escorted her into the store.

Since then, she has not stopped mentioning Barney’s p***s. This has shaken the bedrock of our family. I made an emergency call to our church’s pastor about this bombshell in my daughter’s life and he is unsure how it will affect her future.

This sort of sick joke is typical of unlawful teenagers across the country, but I just didn’t think the little town of Fallbrook was home to such hoodlums. I am frightened for my daughter’s future; she won’t stop bringing up this horrible movie title! I would like Daniel’s Market to apologize for traumatizing my daughter, and I would like the pranksters to know just how vile their criminal act was.
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Is it just me, or does it seem that the mother may be over reacting just a wee bit?

[Miss Olivia]

Yep. What a bombshell. They'll probably sue for mental anguish.
Barney's penis. What an outrage.:rolleyes:

If that shakes up their family, wait until the kid finds the pornos in her daddy's sock drawer.

[Vodstok]

I'll tell you the kind of parent that has a hissy over "Barney's Penis".

The kind of mindless retard that lets their kid watch Barney. why is he even a dinosaur? I thought the kind of people who liked barney believed fossils were put there by god 100 years ago to challenge us...

[azathoth777]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I'll tell you the kind of parent that has a hissy over "Barney's Penis".

The kind of mindless retard that lets their kid watch Barney. why is he even a dinosaur? I thought the kind of people who liked barney believed fossils were put there by god 100 years ago to challenge us...

I thought it was Satan who put them there so we'd believe the earth was older then 6000 years.
That would make Barney a tool of the Devil.....with I'd have no problem believing.

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by azathoth777
I thought it was Satan who put them there so we'd believe the earth was older then 6000 years.
That would make Barney a tool of the Devil.....with I'd have no problem believing. He is.. every person i have known that was "Raised on Barney" is a fuck up. Every person i have known that raised/raises their kids on barney is a psychochristian and a judgemental waste of space.

[The_Return]

Hey, I loved Barney when I was a kid. I turned out fine.

*twitch*