Favorite Horror movie lines (Funny)

[Suspiria 666]

1. "The hell you doing in my house"-Grandpa Tcm (Remake)


2. "Freddy vs. Jason! Place your bets!"-Idiot Teenager Freddyvs.Jason

[Burning in Hell]

1. Dead Alive

"Your mother ate my dog
- Not all of it"

2. Evil Dead (2??)

"I'm gonna swallow your soul
-Swallow this!"

3. Dog Soldiers

"sausages!!!"

[garthmanorgirl]

I'll try to get close here. I may not be completely accurate, but here is goes...

1. "What is with that outfit? Seriously, look at those colors? Who wears those colors? Is that like a Christmas Sweater?"- Freddy vs. Jason

2. " I can smell your brains. The smell so sweet and spicy."- Return of the Living Dead

3. "Screw your pass."- Nightmare on Elm Street

[F13Halloween]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."- Martin Brody from Jaws.

I thought it was funny.

[Tony]

"Get that bitch!" - Chop Top from TCM 2.

Bill Mosely's delivery of the line is what makes the line so nice.

[Roderick Usher]

"There coming to get you Bahbara"
NOTLD

"Yo Kruger...Pussaaaay"
From Dream Warriors

[Deposable]

"I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH !"

....... Horror movie ? I was thinking "Horrible" movie. sorry.

[urgeok]

The Lost Boys - grampas line about all the damn vampires

The Thing - whatever Russell said to the creature (fuck you ?)
it was the 1st time i saw a movie where the hero swore at the monster

[alkytrio666]

"DAMMIT!"

- Ash, Evil Dead 2, right after that chick misses his head with an ax by about an inch. He's so calm, and then WHAM!

[doctor satan]

Look at this cold bitch, 20 years ago man just 20, all i had to do was curl my lip at her & she'd be eating out of my asshole!

The King
Bubba Hotep

[makemebad]

Eremy has so many lines in TCM remake

"I bet she's real unhappy, real sorry that you're getting fuckin' her blood all over your goddamn arm. You know, back when I was a young patrolman, I used to love wrapping up these young honies."

[crabapple]

REGGIE:

Okay, I see it, I see it all now...what we gotta do, is we gotta snag that Tall Dude...and stomp the shit out of him, and then we'll find out what's goin' on up there! YEAH, yeah, we'll lay that sucker out FLAT and drive a stake right through his GODDAMN HEART!



MIKE:

You gotta be shittin' me, man, that mother's STRONG!!

[chatter_box]

Originally posted by Roderick Usher
"There coming to get you Bahbara"
NOTLD



[Haha, I love it when Ed uses that line in Shaun of The Dead!!! :p]

It's a bit long but these are my favourite lines from House of 1000 Corpses:

Killer Karl: That is it! I'm gonna count to ten and you're gonna hand over all the cash, or I'm gonna splatter your grease paint mug across the state line! One...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo mama!
Killer Karl: Two...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo sister!
Killer Karl: Three...
Captain Spaulding: Fuck yo grandma!

[makemebad]

Originally posted by crabapple
REGGIE:

Okay, I see it, I see it all now...what we gotta do, is we gotta snag that Tall Dude...and stomp the shit out of him, and then we'll find out what's goin' on up there! YEAH, yeah, we'll lay that sucker out FLAT and drive a stake right through his GODDAMN HEART!



MIKE:

You gotta be shittin' me, man, that mother's STRONG!!

lol that is a good one to!

[the_real_linda]

Linda: Hey Ash! I guessed the card right!
Ash: Yeah... truly amazing.

(evil dead)

Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

(evil dead2)

Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

(army of darkness)


Otis: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.

Otis: There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future.

(devils rejects)


Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranium blowout!

(braindead)


Officer Thomas Gucci: What's it gonna be, city boy? I can put you in jail, or you can go home.
Christopher DaSilva: And that's your definition of justice, huh?
Officer Thomas Gucci: Many different forms of justice, Chris. See, you got man's, God's and even the devil's. Certain forms you just can't control.

(silent hill) its not the line its the fact that he goes home....what about his family? makes me laugh every time...complete wuss! (there wasnt meant to be any male characters in silent hill anyways....i knew sean bean felt out of place.)

[newb]

"You're one ugly motherfucker"....Arnold to Predator.



The Thing

"You gotta be fucking kidding"
http://creature-corner.com/nextraimages/ThingSpiderBust.jpg

[tarcher80]

girl: "so what now?"
guy: "why don't i eat out your pussy?"

- shark attack 3

[the_real_linda]

Kirsty Cotton: You can go to hell!
Female Cenobite: We can't. Not alone.

(hellraiser)

Pinhead: How can it send us back, child? We're already here... and so are you!


Skinless Julia: Now all we need... is skin.


(hellraiser 2)



Dorothea: What ARE you?
Nix: A man who wanted to become a god... then changed his mind.

(lord of illusions)

[crazy raplh]

"dig him does he think I'm a fart head" Friday the 13th part 6

I'm sorry, I'm so damn sorry" My bloody valintine.

Punishment is absoulute" sielent night deadly night.

" first sin is intercourse" Carrie,

I could go all night.

[Roderick Usher]

"This...is my BOOM stick"
Army of Darkness

"Sup, niggas"
Shaun of the Dead

'A naked American man stole my balloons"
An American Werewolf in London

"Man, do I look like an icky-ologist to you?"
Bubba Ho-Tep

[Creeping-Death]

"Get the damn screwdriver out of my head" - Return of the Living Dead 2.

The phantasm quote is great also mentioned above. I just watched it the other day and thought that was a great line "Get that Tall Dude and stomp the shit out of him !!"

[crazy raplh]

I saw my mother eating my baby brother

[psycho_butthead]

Shaun from Shaun of the dead

Get fucked four eyes!

[hitman3005]

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

It's a horror movie to me!! Flying monkeys and Munchkins! Eek! (shivers)

[EvilPeronel]

"Ohhhh, he's got an arm off!"
- Shuan, Shaun of the Dead

"Because he's probably dead! His body will come popping up in the last reel somewhere. Eyes gouged out, fingers cut off, teeth knocked out! See, the police are always off track with this shit! If they'd watch Prom Night, they'd save time! There's a formula to it. A very simple formula! EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT!"
- Randy, Scream

"Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he's a suspect, so am I, so let's move on."
"Wait a minute, maybe you are a suspect."
"Well if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect!"
"Ok, let's move on."
- Dewey and Randy, Scream 2

[kung-fu-jesus]

"fuck this fredy guy, that fucking goalie was pissed about something".

(freddy vs. jason)

[doctor satan]

My own brother! a blood sucking Vampire! You wait till i tell Mom!

The lost Boys