View Full Version : They Call Me Mr. . .
. . . (and now i've only got 333 to go)
bwind22
08-24-2006, 04:41 AM
333 to go until what? You reach another landmark, yet ultimately insignificant, number of posts? ;)
hammerfan
08-24-2006, 04:47 AM
So, does this mean you're going to disappear again? I hope not!!
stubbornforgey
08-24-2006, 04:54 AM
LOL..
the almighty 222 went sooooooooooooo fast.
I remember when you were just a young
whipper snapper at 111..
my how time flies :D
no - i'm around for another 333 posts - then its off with my head!
hammerfan
08-24-2006, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by Zero
no - i'm around for another 333 posts - then its off with my head!
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOUNG MAN??!!
hammerfan
08-24-2006, 09:02 AM
That's good. Now, here's your cookie!
VampiricClown
08-24-2006, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by hammerfan
That's good. Now, here's your cookie!
I want one! :mad:
hammerfan
08-24-2006, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
I want one! :mad:
You can have a cookie, too!
VampiricClown
08-24-2006, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by hammerfan
You can have a cookie, too!
:D What kind do you have?
hammerfan
08-24-2006, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
:D What kind do you have?
Whatever kind you want! ;)
VampiricClown
08-24-2006, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by hammerfan
Whatever kind you want! ;)
Hehe, hmmm....
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 12:35 PM
Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!
Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!
Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh
(thud)
Vodstok
08-24-2006, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!
Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!
Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh
(thud) Perhaps he was dictating.
VampiricClown
08-24-2006, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!
Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!
Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh
(thud)
Blood cake, may I have some?
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Blood cake, may I have some?
Only if you want AIDS.
Burned.
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Congrats, Zero. I'll bake a cake for you. See, I'm baking it right now... mm, it looks really good too. There it's done. OH! NOOOO! I dropped it! I dropped your cake on the floor! SHIT!
Man, I'm SO sorry I dropped your cake. It took me all day to make it! Here, I'll clean it up. There, see? I'm sweeping it off the floor. It's coming up- OW! OWWW! I cut my hand! Oh God, it's bleeding really bad! Look at all the blood! Oh my God, my hand is falling apart right in front of me! My ring finger just fell into the cake on the floor!
Ugh... I've lost a lot of blood.... getting hard to see... I can't... ughhhhh
(thud)
wow - a IA75 is dead . . . my every dream HAS come true!
:D
VampiricClown
08-24-2006, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Only if you want AIDS.
Burned.
Fuck no....Forget it. :p
Originally posted by Zero
wow - a IA75 is dead . . . my every dream HAS come true!
:D
Nice dude:rolleyes:
He went through all the trouble of baking you a cake and then cut himself and then lost consciousness because of blood loss and this is the thanks he gets.
Originally posted by newb
Nice dude:rolleyes:
He went through all the trouble of baking you a cake and then cut himself and then lost consciousness because of blood loss and this is the thanks he gets.
FINE!
I'll eat the cake while dancing around his lifeless corpse!
:D
VampiricClown
08-24-2006, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by newb
Nice dude:rolleyes:
He went through all the trouble of baking you a cake and then cut himself and then lost consciousness because of blood loss and this is the thanks he gets.
It's the only thanks needed. :p
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:28 PM
Ugh... what... what the fuck happened? Oh... oh man, my hand is KILLIN' me. Holy SHIT, what happened to my hand? I... don't remember... ANYthing! Who am I?!?!
Okay, okay... Think, just THINK. You're fine, just try and remember. You're an annoying, self-obsessed asshole... It's coming back. Yes, now I remember. I'm completely motivated by my own desires and feel the need to make sure everyone around me recognizes and celebrates every one of my minute, miniscule accomplishments, no matter how pointless or mundane they are.
I remember now!!! I have one bad joke that I coat every one of my comments with, and it's never really been that funny! Of COURSE!
I'm ZERO!!!!
Here's a monkey pic...
http://www.stock-monkey.com/images/bald-monkey.gif
:D
VampiricClown
08-24-2006, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Ugh... what... what the fuck happened? Oh... oh man, my hand is KILLIN' me. Holy SHIT, what happened to my hand? I... don't remember... ANYthing! Who am I?!?!
Okay, okay... Think, just THINK. You're fine, just try and remember. You're an annoying, self-obsessed asshole... It's coming back. Yes, now I remember. I'm completely motivated by my own desires and feel the need to make sure everyone around me recognizes and celebrates every one of my minute, miniscule accomplishments, no matter how pointless or mundane they are.
I remember now!!! I have one bad joke that I coat every one of my comments with, and it's never really been that funny! Of COURSE!
I'm ZERO!!!!
Here's a monkey pic...
http://www.stock-monkey.com/images/bald-monkey.gif
:D
LMFAO! Not what I expected for a come back.
oh my god - IA75 has assumed my identity. . .
well, in that case- Hey buddy! you've got a bunch of overdue bills, a doctor's bill that will make you puke, and a whole shit load of student loans. . .
now that i'm not Zero I guess i'm FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cool.........there's gonna be a fight........
http://bestsmileys.com/violent/18.gif
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by newb
cool.........there's gonna be a fight........
http://bestsmileys.com/violent/18.gif
No fight here, I'm just joshin' (did I say "joshin"?) with Zero. I never mean the shit I say.
naw - i never take IA seriously - he's just jealous because i'm universally loved and he's. . . well, universally ignored!
:D
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Zero
he's just jealous because i'm universally loved and he's. . . well, universally ignored!
:D
Yeah, I am ignored... and I'd really appreciate it if your wife returned one of my phone calls.
:eek:
she only returns the calls of men who HAVE a penis. . .
not snot nosed college punks who couldn't find their genitalia with tweezers, a magnifying glass, and a map
no fight
http://bestsmileys.com/yawning/1.gif
boring
Originally posted by newb
no fight
http://bestsmileys.com/yawning/1.gif
boring
a battle of wits between me and IA would be like the New York Yankees playing a special-ed little league team. . .
(and to be clear, I'd be wearing the pinstripes!)
Originally posted by Zero
a battle of wits between me and IA would be like the New York Yankees playing a special-ed little league team. . .
(and to be clear, I'd be wearing the pinstripes!)
or the Boston Red Soxs
VampiricClown
08-24-2006, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
No fight here, I'm just joshin' (did I say "joshin"?) with Zero. I never mean the shit I say.
I thought you were Zero....If you're Josh....Then my covers blown and I'm not me anymore. :eek:
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by Zero
she only returns the calls of men who HAVE a penis. . .
not snot nosed college punks who couldn't find their genitalia with tweezers, a magnifying glass, and a map
hahahaha
So I guess she uses her phone minutes to ring up old, fat dried up losers who need to pop two Erectols and drive by the local Junior High school at recess just to get an erection long enough to suppress the reality that they're 30-something year old failures who hang out on horror websites?
GO!
Originally posted by newb
or the Boston Red Soxs
so true! i enjoyed that Boston Massacre immensely. . .especially as it seems everyone i know is a red sox fan. . . WTF? I live in New York - why all the Red Sux fans?
I figure its just the sympathy for the loveable losers (though who could find manny ramirez loveable??)
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:48 PM
Just to be clear, DON'T BAN ME AND ZERO! IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!
I never thought about the prospect of banning before...
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
hahahaha
So I guess she uses her phone minutes to ring up old, fat dried up losers who need to pop two Erectols and drive by the local Junior High school at recess just to get an erection long enough to suppress the reality that they're 30-something year old failures who hang out on horror websites?
GO!
hee hee.....30 something and still hanging out at a horror website.
:(
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by newb
hee hee.....30 something and still hanging out at a horror website.
:(
Oop!
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Just to be clear, DON'T BAN ME AND ZERO! IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN!
I never thought about the prospect of banning before...
i don't know what he's talking about - he attacked me out of the blue for no reason. . and me just an innocent monkey (there's my one joke again). . . I say ban him for this unprecedented aggression
OK - we were just fooling around. . . i love IA. . . he's like the brother i never had (and never got the chance to murder, bury in the back garden, and surprise mommy with his severed head for her birthday!)
:D
BAN THESE TWO LOSERS
http://bestsmileys.com/banned/1.gif[
sorry....I found a free smiley website ......I love these little guyshttp://bestsmileys.com/love1/6.gif[
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Zero
OK - we were just fooling around. . . i love IA. . . he's like the brother i never had (and never got the chance to murder, bury in the back garden, and surprise mommy with his severed head for her birthday!)
:D
You know if you had a brother you'd be making out with him.
oops double post
what an asshole
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by newb
BAN THESE TWO LOSERS
http://bestsmileys.com/banned/1.gif[
sorry....I found a free smiley website ......I love these little guyshttp://bestsmileys.com/love1/6.gif[
I can do that too, here watch.
?
?
Originally posted by newb
BAN THESE TWO LOSERS
http://bestsmileys.com/banned/1.gif[
sorry....I found a free smiley website ......I love these little guyshttp://bestsmileys.com/love1/6.gif[
hell go ahead and ban me - i'd get more work done and my hand wouldn't throb so much from trying to type quickly with one finger. . . so go ahead, make my day!
http://ortf1.free.fr/41/dirty_harry.jpg
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 05:58 PM
I went looking for a pic of a kid with a gun, kind of to contrast newb's pic, and I came across this... which is both cute and alramingly odd.
http://www.flatrockpublishing.com/images/kid%20and%20dog%20and%20gun.jpg
Behold.
ItsAlive75
08-24-2006, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Zero
oh yeah . . .
hahahaha
Oh Yakov...
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I went looking for a pic of a kid with a gun, kind of to contrast newb's pic, and I came across this... which is both cute and alramingly odd.
http://www.flatrockpublishing.com/images/kid%20and%20dog%20and%20gun.jpg
Behold.
wow - that's disturbing in ways i can barely articulate. . . god bless america
Miss Olivia
08-25-2006, 10:21 AM
I can just hear the kid now....."Paw, puppy's gone rabid!! I gotta put im down before he starts on the sheep!!"
And then, off in the distance, the sound of rapid fire BB's....
stygianwitch
08-25-2006, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Zero
wow - that's disturbing in ways i can barely articulate. . .
Man i'm with you, you got that right :eek:
Originally posted by newb
no fight
boring
*sigh* I was looking forward to that too :D
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
30-something year old failures who hang out on horror websites?
:eek: errrr.... some of us are even older than that :p