Stir it up!

[tachii]

come on guys everytime i come around this place is dead! someone has to have some kind of fucked up story they can share!


i'll go first:
january two years ago me and my friend (at the time) were sitting out on the front porch smoking pot and drinking wine, it was foggy out and i remember saying how yellow everything looked because of the street lights; i chug most of the bottle and eventually have to take a leak. my mother was inside watching television and there was no way i was going in there so i proceed to the backyard to relieve myself; eventually i'm pissing in the backyard and puking in the front; it also happened to be drizzling.

so now i've been rained on and am completely incoherent. i barfed on my shoes and front of friends sweater. funny thing is they actually thought i'd gotten alcohol poisoning! the next day i wake nauseated and proceed to once again get high once mum left for work. :rolleyes:



:D

[Roderick Usher]

Little concerned about you.

Not that I wasn't guilty of the same type of behavior in my day. I hope you were drinking white, as the red stains terribly... especially on the way back up.

Nothing wrong with getting a little drunk or high, but it might be a good idea to stop before the upchuck. Especially on a foggy, yellow night - sounds like a great environment to sit back and enjoy the buzz instead of forcing more down the gullet.

Once did acid in Atlantic City at an impersonator's show. Fucking brilliant. But after the show, stepping into the loud PING PING PING and bright lights of the casino...a bit tough to deal with.

[tachii]

Originally posted by Roderick Usher
Little concerned about you.

Not that I wasn't guilty of the same type of behavior in my day. I hope you were drinking white, as the red stains terribly... especially on the way back up.





nope, red, but thanks for the suggestion
just had a vampire shoot last weekend; it's kinda weird starting the day off face to face with a god and ending the day in bed with four other people:eek:

[Miss Olivia]

We went up to the mountains weekend before last and saw an albino mountain lion. True story. I'm pretty damn scared of mountain lions, but it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. I don't know how rare they are, but I know I've never seen one on National Geographic. And I'm sure the weed had nothing to do with it, although it was very good Trainwreck. If it was called Albino Cougarwreck I might have been suspicious.:p

[Roderick Usher]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Albino Cougarwreck

You're a nut!:p

[Zero]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Albino Cougarwreck

Rocky Mountain High~!!!

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
We went up to the mountains weekend before last and saw an albino mountain lion.

Twas no mountain lion, but the Denver Spider in disguise.

[Miss Olivia]

AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Damn evil nasty stinking flower loving DENVER SPIDER!!!!
Maybe if I start dreaming a huge boombox playing Slayer's "Reign In Blood" he'll leave me be....hippies hate metal.
Or maybe I could drive him off with a bar of soap.
Hippies hate soap.
If you've ever sat next to one, you'll know what I mean.

[Roderick Usher]

I believe all you really need to get rid of the John Denver Spider is a single engine plane and an 8-ball

[Miss Olivia]

LMAO why didn't I think of that?:D

[tachii]

i saw a guy with wolfman disorder (or what ever it is you call it) last weekend. it was pretty neat; definately was the first person i noticed when i walked into the room

[novakru]

You kids *chuckle*
Back in the day,we were freaking EXPERTS on the rules of exporants(not sure that's actually a word but hey)

Anyway:
About 50 friends and me were at this club in VABCH on Atlantic not far from the famous Jewish Mother, when that group Live was not called Live and less 2 of it's eventual members,
we had already gone thru the many colored drinks till we ran out of even make-believe colors,
And I went to up...I mean to, Refresh myself in the bathroom.
Half-hour later someone woke me from the nice hard cold floor,threw me onto his(I am assuming it was male-like) shoulder and I gave a ta-ta to the band as we left before something Embarassing happened and onto the salty smellin night.....for the endless off-season search of Good Waffles.


Oh... wait... wasn't me.
NM

[Miss Olivia]

LOL I did that once....my friend and I were working a sale for a company, and we were supposed to take this wealthy Indian and his son out for drinks and to show them around....and I had a few too many, because these guys sucked the drinks down like they were water and I was trying to keep up.....anyway, I ended up praying to the porcelain god and the Indian(elder) came in the bathroom, picked me up, stuck his fingers down my throat to make sure everything was up, then filled me full of water and made me puke again. Then he slung me over his shoulder and took us in the limo to a nice restaurant and bought us dinner....I was still trashed, but I didn't puke anymore. He ended up buying from the company I worked for, and I got a HUGE bonus for it....and I've had a deep affection for Indian men ever since. He made me puke like a complete gentleman.
What a nice guy.:p

[Roderick Usher]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
He made me puke like a complete gentleman.
What a nice guy.:p

I see Chivalry isn't dead after all.

[a mccuaig]

Long ago, when I was young, I tried acid for the first time. I was looking in the mirror in a public restroom at my nose. It seemed like it was growing. I said to my friend who was in one of the stalls, "Oh my god! My nose is growing!" Then an old lady comes out of the bathroom and in a calm, high pitched voice said, "You're nose isn't growing dear, you're going to be fine."
It was then I realized that I had lost my shoes somewhere.

[Phalanx]

I laugh when I see or hear somebody throwing up...I can't help it, no matter how bad I feel about it, if the facial expressions don't get me, the sound effects do...of course, being drunk doesn't excatly help you hold it together.

[Roderick Usher]

once threw up on the side of a church in Madison Wisconsin on Halloween

Sacreligious puke

[tachii]

once threw up during church
everyone was kneeling in prayer and the woman sitting in front of me had strappy heels :D