Things horror icons wouldnt say.

[Dante'sInferno]

Well...Get to it!Make up funny shit,thats how it works.








Yes,I'm bored.

[monalisa]

Does my makeup look OK? I think I need a little more blood on my left side. And the hair, it's not symmetrical! Damn it, you KNOW how I feeeeel about these things. ugh, where can one find good help these days! *walks off in a snit*

[Roderick Usher]

"I'm being taken too seriously as an actor"

[The Flayed One]

"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?"

[horrorobsessed]

"You need to lean that way, I can't get the angle right."



interpret that however you feel is best.

[bloodrayne]

"Does this make me look fat?"


"Would you please just hold still while I kill you?"


"Aww, come on...Slow down...Don't make me run after you...I just ate a whole dozen donuts"


"Umm...Can I schedule your killing in for later this week?...There's this whole bunch of teenagers just checked in at the hotel, and I gotta handle that first...Thanks"


"OW!...You HIT me!...Damn...That REALLY hurts!...I'm not gonna do this killing thing anymore...I had no idea...I'm really sorry"


"Goddammit!...You just got blood and guts all over my new Nikes...You stupid bitch"


"And THAT's for changing the channel when I was watching Oprah"


"My therapist said that I need to find a more creative outlet for my 'anger issues'...I thought THAT was creative, didn't you?...Oh, here's your guts back"


"I just won the lottery...Woo Hoo!...Free burials for EVERYONE!"


"Thanks a LOT...How am I supposed to write my poetry with no hands?...Asshole"


"Well, if you would have had something DECENT in the refridgerator, I wouldn'thave had to eat you...It's your own damned fault"


"Oh...That stain's never gonna come out"


"Hold on a second...I gotta poop"

[ItsAlive75]

"Beat me off, mother."

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by omcdave
why do i kill all the hot girls instead of having unprotected sex with them?

"I agree" :D

[monalisa]

am I sexy enoubgh? With the girls like me???

[monalisa]

Is he sexy enough? Will the girls like me??? Bill Moseley in a shower scene!

[horrorobsessed]

"Is my mask crooked? I can't really tell."

[Dude Guadalupe]

"Hi, would you like to take a quick survey?"

[The Flayed One]

Mona, you seem to have a small obsession with Bill Mosley.

Prove the following equation wrong:

Bill Mosley + monalisa = moist





:D

[stubbornforgey]

michael..!!jason!!!
come over for a beer sometime :D

[monalisa]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Mona, you seem to have a small obsession with Bill Mosley.

Prove the following equation wrong:

Bill Mosley + monalisa = moist

:D

What was your first clue? :p

[XtRaVa]

"Oh god I hate it when they bleed everywhere, ewww...I'm going to puke"

[CrimsonFiend138]

.......ok I'm sorry I didn't mean to kill you....well......I kinda did.....I love you :)

[The_Return]

"Lets be friends!"

[stubbornforgey]

no offense !!

[bloodrayne]

"Do you like my hair better up or down?"


"I just saved a lot of money on my car insurance"

[BlOoDy_DeSiRe]

Does this knife match my eyes?

[Miss Olivia]

"Death is near....you will never leave this place ali.....AWW SHIT!!! I forgot my freakin machete!!!! Okay, hold on for just a minute, I'll be right back."

[Vodstok]

Oh my god oh my god ohmy god.......
I killed him. I KILLED him..... Oh crap... I'm gonna be in SOO much trouble...



Godamnit... cant see a THING with this damn mask on.


Damn.. Cracked a nail.

[Miss Olivia]

"I'll tear your soul APART....after my DUI class."

[ENTITY2000]

"where do you want this knife in your back or in your chest":D

[Haunted]

"Oh you did NOT just try to turn it on the Disney Channel!"

[The STE]

<singing>Sunshine and rainbows and babies and flowers
And chocolate and whispers and laughter and hummingbirds
Puppies and birthdays and apples and gumdrops
And kisses and balloons and moonbeams and skipping
Graaaaaandpa
Kittens and smiles and fuzzy-wuzzy teddy bears
Homemade ice cream, warm socks, baseball
Luaus and presents and tennis and roses
And summer and root beer and baskets of coloured eggs
Hippos and elbows and corduroys and freezers
And paper and geometry and things that are poseable
Piiiiiiiine Trees
And turtles and New Mexico and Patrick Duffy
As the Man from Atlantis, but not when he was on Dallas
The guy from Bosom Buddies but not Tom Hanks
And Charlie's Angels after Cheryl Ladd left
Books about movies and movies about books
And people who say stuff like "rather" and "aunt"
And Saaaaaaaaatan!
</singing>

[stubbornforgey]

LOOK ..can you do this for me please..
em in a bit of a hurry.

[persuasian70]

Jason, "Excuse me, but does this mask come in teal?"

"I love these Daquiri's with the umbrellas, don't you," said Michael to Jason.

[Dante'sInferno]

Jason:Hey,Where did my penis go?!?!?













THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Do these pants make my butt look fat?

What do you mean that I can't talk throughout the whole movie? (a Jason and Michael question, obviously)

Why should I kill these people?

[The STE]

I think Jon Bon Jovi is really underrated as a musician

[Miss Olivia]

Hmmm....maybe I should stop eating these rednecks and switch to hippies...too much cholesterol.....oh hell, just one more.

[Roderick Usher]

I'm gonna stay dead this time oaky? I mean it, really. It's getting old already.

[Yellow Jacket]

Yo yo homedogs. Waz up in da hizouse? We all keepin' it real? That's what I'm talkin' 'bout beyatch!

[a mccuaig]

"has anyone seen my killer weiner dog, Muffy?"

[Roderick Usher]

ooops, I just tinkled

[ENTITY2000]

can i borrow your machete

[Roderick Usher]

Im sorry, do you have that in an extra small?

[Miss Olivia]

I've changed my mind about killing you. Wanna get some beer?

[Zero]

"do you validate parking?"

[stubbornforgey]

hows about a fuck first ??

[Roderick Usher]

Shit, I lost my retainer. My mom's gonna KILL ME.

[Yellow Jacket]

I swear to you officer, she said she was eighteen!

[Miss Olivia]

counselor: "Mr. Kreuger, it's your turn."

Freddy: "My name's Freddy and.....I'm a homicidal maniac."

group: "Hi, Freddy."

[stygianwitch]

"is it me or does this blood taste like Ketchup??"

[Cookie Monster]

COOKIE!!!!!

[Haunted]

Chocolate sauce? You mean this is chocolate sauce? It's not even real blood?! Wait! It's not even Hersheys. Shit! It's not even Quick! It's fucking generic chocolate sauce! I... Fuck it! I quit! And not only that... I'm going on Oprah, and I'm tellin' her why!

[Zero]

Originally posted by Haunted
Chocolate sauce? You mean this is chocolate sauce? It's not even real blood?! Wait! It's not even Hersheys. Shit! It's not even Quick! It's fucking generic chocolate sauce! I... Fuck it! I quit! And not only that... I'm going on Oprah, and I'm tellin' her why!

BOSCO????

very funny and good to see you back around Haunted!

[ItsAlive75]

"What's in your wallet?"

[monalisa]

"Where's my blankie?"




"Oh poo, I've got a hangnail."

[stubbornforgey]

michael to freddy..'dude can u scratch my back'?

[bloodrayne]

"Oh wait...It's SUNDAY?...I can't kill anyone on SUNDAY, that just wouldn't be right...I'll catch up with you tomorrow, okay?...Don't leave town or anything"

[Vodstok]

Is it friday? Hmm... I can only murder fishermen on friday...

[Soloman Kane]

Theres a 2 for one sale on red heads down at the Super Save on Thursdays. Plus I've got coupons!

[Yeti.13]

It's not anything you have done it's me. I have some issues right now, my shrink thinks it has something to do with my childhood. Be a luv and put the kettle on and I'll tell you all about it if you want, oh and bring a box of tissues I may get a bit emotional.

[stacilayne]

"After this, I'm going to Disneyland!"

[The_Return]

Originally posted by omcdave
people do not like me?

You got that right.


Just messing with....it was too perfect to pass up:p

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Yeti.13
It's not anything you have done it's me. I have some issues right now, my shrink thinks it has something to do with my childhood. Be a luv and put the kettle on and I'll tell you all about it if you want, oh and bring a box of tissues I may get a bit emotional.

That's the best one yet.

I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit.

But I'll be back...

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Haunted
That's the best one yet.

I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit.

But I'll be back... That would be really weird if one of them said that.

Michael Meyers:That's the best one yet.

I was hoping to post another one. I realize that this is not actually a competition, however, I just feel that anything I could post at this point would be utter shit.

But I'll be back...


*Walks away*

Jamie Lee Curtis sits, bewildered.

"Ummm. What the hell just happened?"
Loomis: Damned if i know. Shoudl i shoot him? i wanna hear what he says next...

:)

[stubbornforgey]

jason to michael..
'lets get that lil fuck chucky!!!!'

[stygianwitch]

"How can i go on a killing spree tonight...i've absolutely nothing to wear"

[Thomasgeorge]

puts on a tight little shorts and sees officer bill

"hi officer nice time last night "

[Yeti.13]

Die mother fuc.......... wait, just hand on a minute. Can someone just remind me of my motivation for killing this topless large breasted teenager?? I've completely forgotton, she appears just to be here having fun with her friends, you know having sex, smoking grass and skinny dipping. That can't be the reason, can it? It just doesn't seem morally right to me.

[Yeti.13]

I was bullied at school you know. My father used to beat me and my mother was on crack, so I'm afraid you will have to die, not sure why but it makes me happy. Oh and don't think it's anything to do with me having a small penis, it's not alright. Honestly it's not, it's massive, in fact I could probably kill you with that alone. What's that you want to see it, er no I'm a bit shy and it is cold this evening, and I got all wet in the rain, just shut up!! (starts quietly crying and walks off in a huff)

[the_real_linda]

running into the woods in my underwear is a fantastic idea....

[the_real_linda]

ive never drank alcohol, had sex or took drugs....scouts honour

[the_real_linda]

i'll wont be right back

[the_real_linda]

lol....thats great!


i think i'll take these high heels off so i wont fall over at a pivotal moment

[the_real_linda]

im gonna dress up as my dead father

[Miss Olivia]

Feel the delightful pain....while I finish this tasty Pipsi!!!!(shameless sponsor plug) Pipsi....can't disembowel without it.

[the_real_linda]

hail to the queen baby!

[Miss Olivia]

Help me get out of this rubber.....

[the_real_linda]

my mothers obsession with god has not affected me and i will lead a perfectly normal life as a prom queen

[Miss Olivia]

LOL


I will use my destructive mental powers to feed hungry children overseas.

[stubbornforgey]

DO IT BABY!!HURT ME ..HURT ME GOOD.!!

yeah yeah...thats the spot..!!
emmmmmmmm cummingggggggggg!!

[Miss Olivia]

LOL


Aww hell.....blood everywhere....why did I wear the WHITE pants?

[the_real_linda]

lol to miss.o's

pinhead-we will fold your soul into a swan which you can place at the table at your dinner party's

[stubbornforgey]

scuso momento'..does anybody know where i can get a 'how to kill '
manual??

[the_real_linda]

i am over the death of my son who drownd in the lake

[Miss Olivia]

I don't want your soul...but those high heels are FABULOUS!!!

[The Flayed One]

Mousebofolicalgoosecreaturespawnwhapcapampuzanloos elivervaneteerandpreying

[the_real_linda]

if you say his name twice...three times...hang on i think it was eight....and something to do with a mirror....where was i with the cryptic warning again?

[the_real_linda]

oh you're looking at me face! but its the token gratuitus tit shot!

[the_real_linda]

lol now your talking


stay where you are barbara! i swear theres nothing behind you coming to eat you!

[Haunted]

You know, I wonder if I'd feel better if I just... I don't know... got laid or something...

[Yeti.13]

Apparantly it's a nervous thing, I can't help it. It's this mad slaughtering of random strangers or knittting but I'm allergic to wool, it feels all funny and creeps me out (shivers like someone has walked over his grave)

[the_real_linda]

keep driving i dont like picking up strange hitchhikers

[lovecraft]

from ramdom group of teen-agers:

Boy 1: Lets stick together!
Boy 2: Good idea. Oh look. Sue, your only wearing a bra. you should put your shirt back on.
Sue: Thanks! I will.

[lovecraft]

Don't come into the water, I feel a frenzy coming on!

[Miss Olivia]

"Ugh, look at all these naked women swimming around in the dark....I think I'll go munch on a nice piece of seaweed."

[the_real_linda]

this suspensful music makes me wanna dance!

[Yeti.13]

Oh christ the final of American Idol's on tonight, wait here I've just got to nip back home to set up the VCR!

[urgeok]

"get a life"

[stygianwitch]

"don't wanna mess up the carpet, just get in the shower please, so i can stab your ass"

[the_real_linda]

Margaret White: I can see your dirty pillows. Fantastic! Everyone will! It'll really get Tommy's attention! Now go out and have fun!

[Haunted]

Excuse me? There was a mass murder of college students here last night, yes? Right. Well, um, you wouldn't by any chance have found a machete lying about would you? Only I've just gone and lost mine. What a strange coincidence, no?

[Thomasgeorge]

hey last night i saw jason killing these people but he told me not to tell anyone. he turns around to se jason. jason bursts out into tears u said u wouldnt tell

[stygianwitch]

oh nooooo...i broke a nail

[stygianwitch]

don't run too fast or i'll never catch you

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by omcdave
i love dogs and cats.

In fact I think a Chihuahua would be the perfect accessory for me!