Sweet fucking christ people...

[Vodstok]

POST SOMETHING! I can see you lurking at the top of the page... if oyu dont post somehting quickly, i will once again make it so every forum shows a post by me. Ive done it before. Urge tried to thwart me, but wa sunsuccessful. ill do it...

[hammerfan]

I triple-dog dare ya!! :D :p

[Vodstok]

oops, you posted. i guess i dont have too :)

[Angra]

Phew!

From the title of the thread i was worried you´d become religious.

[Vodstok]

Haha! That prayer would not make it into a gospel song...

[ENTITY2000]

something:p

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
something:p Best post in the whole thread :D

I think this is easily one o fthe most blasphemaous thread titles ever.

I had a friend get a little shocked one time (he was a bit religious), when i said "Christ on a cracker..."

That was from a movie, but ive never been able to remember what it was.

[The Flayed One]

Sweet fucking christ people...

http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/chocolate_jesus.jpg

[PR3SSUR3]

You remind me of Mr Motivator.


http://www.schmoelewicz-casting.nl/The_Smoel_Team/photo_directory/lookalikes/men/mr_motivator.jpg


Bring up those knees, forum members - aand... twist!

[Phalanx]

Okkk then...
This one time, I had a pimple on my right ball. Big motherfucker too, I was drying off from a shower and I noticed something felt slightly itchy/tender. So, I investigated and there it was, a big-ass blind pimple lookin' like a third nut growing outta the right one, seemed to be looking right back at me like "what, bitch?"
(ok after reading that...it wasn't all THAT big, maybe about 2/3 the size of an altoid)

It seemed confined to the nutsack only, not the delicate fruit inside, so I let it slide, figuring it'd go away...taking the time to apply extra soap and teatree-oil based cleanser...which was in itself quite gratifying.

Then one night I woke up and the bitch was really bothering me...so I decided to take action. I got up, sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed this thing in my thumb and forefinger, and went at it. This thing had grown up..it was like it was trying to convince my nutsack to take over my whole body or something...it was right through the skin (now you guys know how thick that is), so I kept at it, then hit it with a pin.

A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot.
So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...?


I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack?


So yeah...will this do for a nice post?

[stygianwitch]

LOL, now that's funny....i'm a girl, can you tell :D

[Miss Olivia]

Well, look on the bright side. At least the pimple didn't turn into an EYE or something.

[Phalanx]

Well, I'm pretty sure that's what was GONNA happen...so I hadda take that sucka out!

[waffle]

it's not every site that offers free ballbag maintenance advice.

Now I'm off to check my pods.

[crabapple]

goddammit

you don't tell me when to post

you don't TELL me to post

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll post when I *%($#%ing wanna post

you understan me

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by Phalanx
Well, I'm pretty sure that's what was GONNA happen...so I hadda take that sucka out!

Yeah, next it would have developed a brain, and then started controlling you while you were asleep....you would have started waking up covered in blood that wasn't yours....and then your nutsack would have started plotting with William Shatner's hair to overthrow all government.....good thing you got it when you did...

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Phalanx
Okkk then...
This one time, I had a pimple on my right ball. Big motherfucker too, I was drying off from a shower and I noticed something felt slightly itchy/tender. So, I investigated and there it was, a big-ass blind pimple lookin' like a third nut growing outta the right one, seemed to be looking right back at me like "what, bitch?"
(ok after reading that...it wasn't all THAT big, maybe about 2/3 the size of an altoid)

It seemed confined to the nutsack only, not the delicate fruit inside, so I let it slide, figuring it'd go away...taking the time to apply extra soap and teatree-oil based cleanser...which was in itself quite gratifying.

Then one night I woke up and the bitch was really bothering me...so I decided to take action. I got up, sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed this thing in my thumb and forefinger, and went at it. This thing had grown up..it was like it was trying to convince my nutsack to take over my whole body or something...it was right through the skin (now you guys know how thick that is), so I kept at it, then hit it with a pin.

A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot.
So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...?


I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack?


So yeah...will this do for a nice post?
lol, those pimple things are risens it's worse that a pimple,
and won't just go away unless you pop it! ouch!!:eek:

[Vodstok]

"careful what you wish for".....


Thank you cheebs. You're a true friend .:)


Always there for me.

[Phalanx]

I do what I can...

[Vodstok]

:D

[bloodrayne]

I feel so...manipulated...





But...I just couldn't resist

[The Flayed One]

.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Yeah, next it would have developed a brain, and then started controlling you while you were asleep....you would have started waking up covered in blood that wasn't yours....and then your nutsack would have started plotting with William Shatner's hair to overthrow all government.....good thing you got it when you did...

that only happens once you hit puberty. . . cheeba has a few years to go before worrying about that


:D

[PR3SSUR3]

Some men enjoy another man's fist.

[Angra]

Originally posted by Phalanx
Okkk then...
This one time, I had a pimple on my right ball. Big motherfucker too, I was drying off from a shower and I noticed something felt slightly itchy/tender. So, I investigated and there it was, a big-ass blind pimple lookin' like a third nut growing outta the right one, seemed to be looking right back at me like "what, bitch?"
(ok after reading that...it wasn't all THAT big, maybe about 2/3 the size of an altoid)

It seemed confined to the nutsack only, not the delicate fruit inside, so I let it slide, figuring it'd go away...taking the time to apply extra soap and teatree-oil based cleanser...which was in itself quite gratifying.

Then one night I woke up and the bitch was really bothering me...so I decided to take action. I got up, sat on the edge of the bed, grabbed this thing in my thumb and forefinger, and went at it. This thing had grown up..it was like it was trying to convince my nutsack to take over my whole body or something...it was right through the skin (now you guys know how thick that is), so I kept at it, then hit it with a pin.

A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot.
So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...?


I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack?


So yeah...will this do for a nice post?


LMMAO

Damn, Cheeb!

You should spend your life writing novels instead of cooking.

That story was hilarious. HAIL!!:cool:

[crabapple]

There has been a certain, um, thematic consistency in pressur3's posts lately.

I'm sure it's just a phase.

[Angra]

Originally posted by crabapple
There has been a certain, um, thematic consistency in pressur3's posts lately.

I'm sure it's just a phase.



Psssssst!!

He´s gay. Don´t tell anyone.

[PR3SSUR3]

What's so gay about boxing?

:confused:

[a mccuaig]

God I'm glad I don't have balls

[PR3SSUR3]

How come?

[a mccuaig]

I guess I just could live without a couple of prunes hangin off my crotch

[barbra]

Originally posted by Phalanx
Okkk then...

A little blood, then hoo whassat? the white worm followed. then all of a sudden, BAM! the damn thing exploded. Now THAT hurt...for a little bit, but I think the releif of pressure exceeded that. The innards of this thing were like every pimple I'd ever had rolled into one. Afterwards, it was like there was a crater in my sack. Bled a whole lot.
So, that was the height of it...needless to say I made sure to wash carefully (I didn't want my ball filling up with water), and it went away before too long. The moral of the story...?


I dunno, make sure you deodorise your nutsack?


So yeah...will this do for a nice post?

So what I'm thinking is that you should have gotten out the cornstarch and rubed it on your neither regions (would also be kinda gratifing?) Then ran around a bit getting all moist, creating crotch dumblings, or ball gnochi if you will. Comb those out, then rince your area (don't want any starch to get in the sauce) Then ever so gently sqeeze said infected area into the plate containing your dumplings, sprinkle with some thyme and parm/reggiano cheese serve to those you love.

[monalisa]

Ya just can't beat the conversations on this site. :p

[ENTITY2000]

tell me about it! we do tend to get personal sometimes:D

[ENTITY2000]

ok where is everybody?
:mad:

[Angra]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok where is everybody?
:mad:


Right behind you!!

[ENTITY2000]

ahh i see you now! stop hiding i promise i want hurt you,








too bad:cool:

[The STE]

Originally posted by Vodstok
I think this is easily one o fthe most blasphemaous thread titles ever.

I take this as a challenge