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The Mothman
08-08-2006, 05:06 PM
zombie ninja'd up by preist (Dead Alive)

Absolutely any death in Citizen Toxie.

Lower jaw punched in (Jason Goes To Hell)

huge fake titties ripped off (Zombie Cult Massacre)

Top half of zombie's head ripped off by ninja (Zombie Doom)

Grabs zombie's intestines and runs (Plaga Zombie-Mutant Zone)

im sure im probably forgetting hundreds.
post your opinions

alkytrio666
08-08-2006, 05:57 PM
You forgot the funniest of all.

Kid getting his head punched clean off in a boxing match with Jason- no blood- in F13 Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan

The Mothman
08-08-2006, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by alkytrio666
You forgot the funniest of all.

Kid getting his head punched clean off in a boxing match with Jason- no blood- in F13 Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan meh there's more than a enough of punching heads clean off in Plaga Zombie.

crabapple
08-08-2006, 08:02 PM
"Renaldo" (Bruce Campbell) in Crimewave

"Mr. Yarman" (John Hardy) in Crimewave

Miss Olivia
08-08-2006, 09:41 PM
The guy with the giant sword being shot by Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark. It wasn't even supposed to be like that, but Harrison Ford was tired.
Pretty funny.

Bee-otch
08-08-2006, 09:43 PM
I heard he was sick. ;)

Miss Olivia
08-08-2006, 09:44 PM
Actually, you're right. He had food poisoning. :)

Ooky_Kabuki
08-08-2006, 09:46 PM
Any deaths in the movie Student Bodies

bwind22
08-09-2006, 12:47 AM
I got to give this award to the headfirst chainsaw dive through the alien's body at the end of Bad Taste.

doctor satan
08-09-2006, 01:41 AM
the gross orgy scene at the end of Society when that fat kid gets proper fucked.

Zero
08-09-2006, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by Miss Olivia
The guy with the giant sword being shot by Indiana Jones in Raiders of the Lost Ark. It wasn't even supposed to be like that, but Harrison Ford was tired.
Pretty funny.

amen -that still makes me laugh

Vodstok
08-09-2006, 06:46 AM
Steve in the 04 Dawn of the Dead getting shot. More satisfying than funny.

Any of the celebrity zombie deaths in DOD 04.

The Knights of the round table being routed by a bunny.

there is something inherently funny about the lawyer getting eaten off the toilet in Jurrasic park.

ItsAlive75
08-09-2006, 09:57 AM
The girls getting scalded in their tanning beds in FD3... for the mere fact that I hate (almost) everyone who uses those damn things.

bwind22
08-10-2006, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
The girls getting scalded in their tanning beds in FD3... for the mere fact that I hate (almost) everyone who uses those damn things.

And also for the mere fact that all either one of them had to do was move the stick a little bit and the beds would have opened.

AUSTIN316426808
08-10-2006, 01:46 AM
The chainsaw drop in American Psycho.

bwind22
08-10-2006, 01:48 AM
I'm not sure if it's funny so much as it just a cool ass way to open a movie, but the guy sticking the grenade in his mouth at the start of Evil Ed was pretty sweet too.

Vodstok
08-10-2006, 04:42 AM
Originally posted by bwind22
I'm not sure if it's funny so much as it just a cool ass way to open a movie, but the guy sticking the grenade in his mouth at the start of Evil Ed was pretty sweet too. Sounds like the end of Wnated Dead or Alive where Rutgar Hauer says "fuck the bonus" and pulls the pin on the grenade in Gene Simmon's mouth...

BloodRedFlower
08-10-2006, 05:49 AM
All the deaths in Cronenberg's "Shivers" were funny... that whole movie was hilarious actually. (but sad too)

Roderick Usher
08-10-2006, 08:29 AM
The head ripped in half in Hatchet. Great over-the-top gore. Really solid flick. Just got a distributor and will have a theatrical release shortly.

1beastieibe
08-10-2006, 03:23 PM
The chainsaw drop in American Psycho.
Thats the only reason I will sit through that movie.

Pretty much every death in The Happiness of the Katakuris, but I guess they are ment to be funny.

phantomstranger
08-10-2006, 04:05 PM
Samuel L Jackson in "Deep Blue Sea"

The two holographic camper girls in "Jason X"

bwind22
08-10-2006, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by phantomstranger
Samuel L Jackson in "Deep Blue Sea"


I was thinking of that one too. Jason X had a couple great ones... I like how he chopped off the arm while still cryogenically frozen. Hahaha.