The VS Game

[The Bloofer Lady]

Waiting....

Owls vs Penguins

[Ms.Macabre_91]

Owls

Having the powers of a superhero vs. being a jedi master

[tfantasy]

being a jedi master

a vacation in Florida or a vacation in California?

[The Bloofer Lady]

Prob California

Be a Flintstone for a day or a Jetson for a day.

[Sculpt]

Jetsons for sure! Who wants to go back to the stone age? But, I wouldn't have anything to do with my Jetsons... what a snooze crew.

Hanging with the crew in Alien Vs the crew in Lost in Space?

[tfantasy]

Easy!!

Hanging with the crew in Alien!!

who did a better job: the devil in Constatine vs the devil in The Prophecy

[Sculpt]

I'd go Lost in Space, as Penny would be all mine. ::love::

Funny thing, Penny is Angela Cartwright, who is the sister of Veronica Cartwright, who was Lambert in Alien.


For best devil, no contest, Viggo Mortensen in the Prophecy.


An evening with Richard Nixon or George W Bush?

[tfantasy]

George W. Bush

New Zeeland or Australia?

[The Bloofer Lady]

Prob Australia


Steve Martin or Chevy Chase

[Sculpt]

Steve Martin

Bill Murray Vs John Candy

[The Bloofer Lady]

Difficult but John Candy...he comes across as a nicer person.


romantic comedy vs dark drama

[Sculpt]

Romantic comedy, if it's not overly whimsically stupid.


"Inchworm" - Danny Kaye Vs "Pure Imagination" - Gene Wilder

[tfantasy]

"Pure Imagination" - Gene Wilder

Ok, how about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory vs Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

[Repo'd]

Wonka, please.

Bigfoot or The Loch Ness Monster? Yeah, the creatures, not the movies.

[Sculpt]

"Pure Imagination" - Gene Wilder

Ok, how about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory vs Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?

Wonka, please.

Bigfoot or The Loch Ness Monster? Yeah, the creatures, not the movies.

Tim Burton should have done Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/CharlieGlassCover1972.jpg/220px-CharlieGlassCover1972.jpg
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was so unnecessary, and then turned out so inferior.


Nessy.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (TV Short 1966) Vs Nightmare before Christmas?

[tfantasy]

Nightmare Before Xmas, I'm a little obsessed with it ::embarrassment::

A Christmas Story or Home Alone?

[hammerfan]

A Christmas Story


A Christmas Carol or It's a Wonderful Life

[Repo'd]

A Christmas Carol with Alistair Sim, please.

Silent Night Deadly Night or Gremlins?

[The Bloofer Lady]

Methinks Gremlins

Terry's Chocolate Orange Egg or After Eight Dinner Mints

[Sculpt]

Mints. Not a fan of da orange chocolate thing.


A town attacked by a 20-foot high penguin Vs a town attacked by 100 billion averaged sized biting centipedes?

[Repo'd]

Give me one solid easily seen target. The penguin. Besides, all those centipedes?? HELL no.

Charlie Brown and Peanuts or Rocko's Modern Life?

[Sculpt]

I'll pick the one I've never heard of -- what's Rocko's Modern Life? Is that like Tuesdays with Morrie?

Having dinner with Rodolph Vs dinner with Charlie Brown.

[The Bloofer Lady]

Charlie Brown...who could resist.

A Christmas dinner at home or all going out for Chinese (from "The Christmas Story")

[Sculpt]

(I think dinner with Chuck would be a drag. He tends to talk about his kid woes, although he's 64)


A giant Christmas dinner at home with family.


Fruit cake Vs carrot cake

[The Bloofer Lady]

Love them both

Fruitcake especially with the marzipan icing

gifts or gift cards

[Lord Voldemort]

Gift Card

Lord Voldemort or Emperor Palpatine

[hammerfan]

Voldemort

Keeping in this theme:

Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker

[Morningriser]

Luke

Batman vs. Luke Skywalker

[Roiffalo]

Batman

Being Hitler for a day or a hobo for two years?

[Morningriser]

Hitler

oral vs. anal

[The Bloofer Lady]

oral ( I'm going to assume you mean as in taking your temperature ::stick out tongue::)


Windmills or lighthouses

[MichaelMyers]

Lighthouses

CNN vs. Fox News

[Morningriser]

CNN

Dominos vs. Pizza Hut

[hammerfan]

Pizza Hut


Taco Bell vs. Chipotle

[Lord Voldemort]

Taco Bell

Sub Zero vs Tommy the original Green Ranger

[Morningriser]

Subz

Power Rangers original tv series vs. Power Rangers James Van der Beik rated R fan film

[The Bloofer Lady]

There is only the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. (though I did like the fan film)


dawn or dusk

[Sculpt]

dusk

hippies or beatniks?

[Morningriser]

hippies

chicken vs turkey

[Repo'd]

Turkey

Acoustic or Electric?

[tfantasy]

Acoustic

American Horror Story or The Walking Dead?

[Repo'd]

WD, but I don't watch it any more.

Milk Shake or Soft Drink?

[The Bloofer Lady]

Soft drinks


be on the show Survivor or Big Brother

[cheebacheeba]

Survivor. At least I'd get to travel, diet a little, get some fresh air.
Both shows full of wanky personality fakery, but I'd prefer the aforementioned on locations I guess.



Next to die

Betty White
or
Stan Lee

[Morningriser]

Betty White (thats fucked up though)

Lady Gaga vs. Marilyn Manson

[Jeremy1986]

Marilyn Manson

Gremlins Vs Critters

[Repo'd]

I love Critters but gimme Gremlins.

Counters cluttered or clear?

[Morningriser]

clear

South Park vs. Family Guy

[cheebacheeba]

Family Guy...though they're both pretty played out in my mind.

No more mangos
or
No more cheese

[Repo'd]

No more mangos

Smell like shit all the time or look like shit all the time?

[cheebacheeba]

Look like.
At least blind people might still like you.

The salt/ice challenge on your asshole
or
Slowly stepping down with each toe and heel landing on a thumb-tack coated in caustic soda

[Morningriser]

wtf is wrong with you? lol

asshole?

pot vs alcohol

[Repo'd]

Smoke

Reading or running?

[Sculpt]

Reading, easy

being blind or deaf?

[cheebacheeba]

wtf is wrong with you? lol
I'm cheeba.


Being deaf, so I can perfect my "Sowwy, I'b duff" accent.
...and while I'd hate not being able to hear my ladies, it would be worse not being able to see them for me.


Camembert or Brie?

[Sculpt]

brie for spread ability

Air on a G String Vs Moonlight Sonata

[Lord Voldemort]

Air On A G-String

Tony (Scarface) Montana or Walter (Heisenberg) White

[cheebacheeba]

WW. Tony was just a coked out delusional thug.
At least when Walter was at his best he was a brilliant mind and master manipulator.

Kill
Judd Nelson or Michael J Fox

[The Bloofer Lady]

Judd Nelson. Michael is just too bland to conjure up any feeling, one way or the other.

horror venue:

dilapidated ghost ship vs. Victorian mortuary

[Sculpt]

Victorian mortuary. dilapidated ghost ship sounds to bare and small.

John & Ringo Vs Paul & George?

[Repo'd]

My favorite Beatle is George, but I want guitar AND drums so it's Lennon/Starr for me.

Live in a home with no heat or no water?

[Sculpt]

My favorite Beatle is George, but I want guitar AND drums so it's Lennon/Starr for me.

Live in a home with no heat or no water?

Depends where the house is... in southern FL, I'll go no heat.


Big Bird Vs Kermit

[Repo'd]

Kermit

Kolchak or Dark Shadows

[Sculpt]

Kolchak

Taxi Vs MASH

[The Bloofer Lady]

probably Taxi


foreign films: dubbed or subtitled

[Repo'd]

Subtitled but I can hang with either in a pinch.

Mozart or Wagner?

[The Bloofer Lady]

Mozart but only because that name is more familiar to me.

You hear a tapping at your bedroom window. You

get up to investigate vs beetle out if that bedroom pronto

[Repo'd]

I'd have to investigate. Need to know!!

Ice cream or frozen yogurt?

[The Bloofer Lady]

icecream


cremation vs burial

[Repo'd]

Still trying to figure that out, but I've been leading toward cremation.

Stop at stop signs or just kind of slow waaaay down.

[Sculpt]

Obviously, if no cars are in sight, nobody cares -- but reality is you can't plan on that. The problem is when people habitually come up to stop signs without the intention of coming to a full stop...

Which means perpendicular traffic sees a barreling 2,000 Lbs+ vehicle about to T-bone their car, because it's obvious it's traveling too fast to come normal full stop. This causes their body to release stress hormones that damage the body - increasing disease & shortening lifespan. These assholes are taking days of life away from their neighbors just because they don't want to come to a full stop.

On top of that, eventually it's going to be too slippery, or they'll miss something, & they're gonna fricken cause a car crash.

Just always plan on coming to a full stop, or let us kill you.


Kill rolling-stop assholes Vs people who constantly text others while they're supposed to be hanging with you

[cheebacheeba]

Rowing stop assholes? What's that?

[The Bloofer Lady]

if I had to kill someone it would be the rolling stoppers.


giving up sugar (choc, pastries etc) vs giving up salt (chips, bacon etc)




Ohhh Snap, Cheebs ..we posted almost dead on.

[cheebacheeba]

It's ok. I was only posting my confusion.

I would say give up sugar - as that's what I should be doing anyway.
Unless we're talking about naturally occuring sugar, because that would just about condemn a person to starvation.

Punch in the nose
or
eyelash in the eye all day

[Sculpt]

Rowing stop assholes? What's that?

It's ok. I was only posting my confusion.

I would say give up sugar - as that's what I should be doing anyway.
Unless we're talking about naturally occuring sugar, because that would just about condemn a person to starvation.

Punch in the nose
or
eyelash in the eye all day

I meant rolling-stop. =p It's pretty obvious if you read my book.

I'll take the eyelash. Unless the punch is more like a bump.


A full-force lingering brain freeze Vs a full wrenching 16 oz vomit?

[The Bloofer Lady]

Da vomitus

A guest double-dips in the guacamole..twice, in front of everyone

call them out on it or just avoid that dip for the rest of the night.

[Lord Voldemort]

Gotta go with John and Ringo. Lennon was one of the coolest cats and Ringo never gets enough love. Speak of which:

Thug Luvin or Gangsta Luvin?

[cheebacheeba]

call them out on it or just avoid that dip for the rest of the night.

Gotta go with John and Ringo. Lennon was one of the coolest cats and Ringo never gets enough love.

...
8TeKrEd0low

[Lord Voldemort]

Victorian mortuary. dilapidated ghost ship sounds to bare and small.

John & Ringo Vs Paul & George?

Whoops I thought this was the last post in thread when I answered. Got things a tad mixed up. ::EEK!::

[The Bloofer Lady]

Based on name alone..I am going to go with "Thug Lovin".


Cat in the Hat vs Oscar the Grouch

[Sculpt]

Cat in the Hat visit would be a trip!

Dinner with Fred Rogers vs Carol Burnett

[The Bloofer Lady]

I love both of them... But Carol Burnett.

Along those lines..

Lucille Ball or Julia Louis-Dreyfus

[Sculpt]

I like them both. I still remember watching julia as a cast member on SNL, 'the failed cast', but id go Lucille Ball .

peanut butter and banana sandwich vs cheese and onion sandwich

[The Bloofer Lady]

PB and B


brisk walks or yoga

[Repo'd]

I prefer a brisk walk

Ice tea or ice water?

[Sculpt]

Lightly sweetened lemon ice tea, or roomtemperature water.

See an expert stage hypnotist Vs escape artist

[Repo'd]

I would prefer to not see either, but if pressed I would take the Escape artist.


Italian Horror vs Japanese Horror

[anglewitch]

I would prefer to not see either, but if pressed I would take the Escape artist.


Italian Horror vs Japanese Horror

Italian Horror!

The age of steel vs the modern age?

[MichaelMyers]

Steel Age

Science fiction versus horror?

[anglewitch]

Steel Age

Science fiction versus horror?

SHIT! NO FAIR!
Science Fiction.
Ummmm,no wait horror!
No....
I officially choose science fiction.
Don't put me through that again Myers.

[hammerfan]

SHIT! NO FAIR!
Science Fiction.
Ummmm,no wait horror!
No....
I officially choose science fiction.
Don't put me through that again Myers.

You need to post a VS to continue the game

[anglewitch]

You need to post a VS to continue the game
Oops, sorry about that.

Book vs kindle

[hammerfan]

Oops, sorry about that.

Book vs kindle

No worries.

Book

Soda (or pop, whatever term you use) vs iced tea

[anglewitch]

I enjoy both. Damn another hard one.
Iced tea.
Things that go bump in the night vs things that go BAM! in the night

[cheebacheeba]

Bam!
Dat adrenaline.

Grilled Octopus
or
Chicken Congee

[Repo'd]

Ugh. I guess I would, if forced, choose the gruel. The congee, that is.

Prefer to take long showers or quick ones?

[anglewitch]

Ugh. I guess I would, if forced, choose the gruel. The congee, that is.

Prefer to take long showers or quick ones?

Long shower, I like water. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with being a Pisces or not.

Chicken vindaloo vs Curried chickpeas

[The Bloofer Lady]

Curried chickpeas


Peter Pan or Alice in Wonderland (the story)

[Sculpt]

Tough. Many ways to understand both. I'll go Alice.

Princess and the Pea Vs Emperor has No Clothes?

[The Bloofer Lady]

Princess and the Pea

Full House or Growing Pains

[Sculpt]

Princess and the Pea

Full House or Growing Pains

I only saw a few eps of both, as I was getting bored with the family sitcom, after watching way too many before those. Of the two, I'd go Growing Pains, as it had some bite to it. Full House, as I recall, was extremely fluffy. Home Improvement was one of the few I watched in that time period.

Taxi Vs Cheers?

[anglewitch]

Cheers,
taxi sucks!
exploding vs imploding.

[MichaelMyers]

Exploding

Warlocks vs. witches

[The Bloofer Lady]

Witches


Relish or mustard

[Sculpt]

mustard

corndog vs elephant ear

[The Bloofer Lady]

The ear...had to look it up, but it looks delicious!

Spend the night in:

An abandoned camper in the desert or a deserted cabin in the woods

[anglewitch]

The ear...had to look it up, but it looks delicious!

Spend the night in:

An abandoned camper in the desert or a deserted cabin in the woods

Camper in the desert.
All ready tried the cabin in the woods. Those damn dryads never shut up!

Using a human head as a
bowling ball or a soccer ball?

[The Bloofer Lady]

If I had to pick...bowling.

Learn knife-throwing or ventriloquism

[Sculpt]

If I had to pick...bowling.

Learn knife-throwing or ventriloquism

ventriloquism

play bowling with anglewitch's head
or make 20 lbs of potato salad

[The Bloofer Lady]

20 lbs of potato salad. I love Anglewitch.

Come back as a bird or a fish.

[anglewitch]

I love Anglewitch.

Come back as a bird or a fish.
Thank you.
Come back as a bird. Fish get filleted and then perform the silent scream.

Dean Stockwell vs Ed Bagely.

[Sculpt]

Tough choice. Dean on screen, and Bagley for dinner chat.


Have dinner with FDR or Donald Trump?

[Bloof]

Donald Trump

Gilligan's island or Get Smart

[Sculpt]

Donald Trump

Gilligan's island or Get Smart

Gilligan's island varied a bit more


Love Boat Vs Fantasy Island

[Bloof]

Fantasy Island...can't beat Ricardo.


Staying overnight in

An outdated wax museum or in a broken down car in the country.

[hammerfan]

Wax museum


Clark Gable or Laurence Olivier?

[Sculpt]

Wax museum


Clark Gable or Laurence Olivier?

Clark Gable

Gregory Peck Vs Yul Brynner

[Bloof]

Jeez, tough one but I'll go with Yul.


Hearty beef stew or a delicious clam chowder.

[Sculpt]

a delicious clam chowder




https://67.media.tumblr.com/bfe50d3705b45767ca6a5dd9a2475d87/tumblr_o6u71nm6Dy1uddfvmo1_500.gif




or




http://media.fyre.co/Hw4xB8XQjaD3XOz3w61s_rfFWukr.gif

[Bloof]

Sculpt..you're channeling Deadbeat again!

[Sculpt]

Sculpt..you're channeling Deadbeat again!I'm just hoping he changes his sig pic soon! He's ruining my coffee! ::big grin::

[hammerfan]

I'm just hoping he changes his sig pic soon! He's ruining my coffee! ::big grin::

Oh, good. It's not just me. ::stick out tongue::

[Bloof]

I'm just hoping he changes his sig pic soon! He's ruining my coffee! ::big grin::

Deadbeat is a she.

[Sculpt]

Deadbeat is a she.

Sure... now! ::big grin::

No, actually, sometimes I get Dead Bad Things and DeadbeatAtDawn, confused. They're names, I mean, when I'm not paying close attention. ::sad::



OK, back to the game. Choose between...


Piercings are so pretty...
https://67.media.tumblr.com/bfe50d3705b45767ca6a5dd9a2475d87/tumblr_o6u71nm6Dy1uddfvmo1_500.gif




or



SWEET CRACKERS OF DOOM! WTH IS THAT SIG!!!
http://media.fyre.co/Hw4xB8XQjaD3XOz3w61s_rfFWukr.gif

[anglewitch]

Even though I disgusted to look at it.
Piercings are pretty.

life or death

[MichaelMyers]

Life

Fairies vs. warlocks

[anglewitch]

Warlocks, fairies have been a real pain in the ass lately.

VHS vs dvd

[Bloof]

V. H. S.

Christmas candy or Halloween candy

[Repo'd]

I eat the same candy for both, but I love Halloween so...Halloween candy.

Charlie And the Chocolate Factory or Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone?

[anglewitch]

Harry potter sucks. I'm going with Charlie an The Chocolate Factory.

Thor vs Papa Shongo.

[Bloof]

I'm going to have to say Thor on account of not knowing who the other guy is.

Tom Hanks vs Dan Akroyd

[anglewitch]

I'm going to have to say Thor on account of not knowing who the other guy is.

Tom Hanks vs Dan Akroyd

Dan Akroyd. Papa Shongo is the god of thunder in Africa.

X files vs X- 1

[Bloof]

X-Files

Bruce Campbell or Bill Murray

[anglewitch]

X-Files

Bruce Campbell or Bill Murray

Bruce Campbell, Murray is a jerk in real life.

Gothic tales vs horror tales

[Bloof]

Tough one. Love both. Thought they were both kind of the same thing

Horror



Watermelon vs pineapple

[Sculpt]

pineapple


Poseidon vs Neptune

[cheebacheeba]

Neptune.

Being able to have your memory of BOTH of these movies erased:

The Neverending Story
Labyrinth

...and watching one again, for the "first time"...
Though your choice renders the other one out of existence, you will never know, or have ever known it, and nobody would ever see it again.

[MichaelMyers]

Never-ending Story

Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson

[anglewitch]

Charles Manson.
Marylin Manson is guy who should be in jail.
Ghouls vs Imps

[Bloof]

Imps

Dill pickles or coleslaw

[anglewitch]

Imps

Dill pickles or coleslaw

Damn it! That's not fair! I love both of those things.
Oh well, dill pickles.

Be liberated by
Germany or Russia

[Bloof]

Totally uneducated guess

Russia


Budgies vs hamsters

[anglewitch]

Totally uneducated guess

Russia


Budgies vs hamsters

Good choice.
Budgies

[Sculpt]

Visited by:

space aliens Vs beings from ocean depths?

[anglewitch]

Beings from the ocean depths

Torture vs life imprisonment.

[MichaelMyers]

Hmmm...depends on how long the torture lasts.

Jerry Springer vs. Oprah

[Repo'd]

Oh craaap. Um... I guess Oprah. The Springer show makes me sad to be a human being. Oprah's show just makes me sad.

Ride a dragon through the sky or ride a sea serpent below the ocean.

[Goathead]

Ride a dragon through the sky

PC or Laptop?

[Bloof]

Laptop (this coming from a tablet user, lol)

Herman Munster or Gomez Addams

[Repo'd]

That's tough!!

Herman, but with no real conviction.

Hershey bar with almonds or without?

[Sculpt]

That's tough!!

Herman, but with no real conviction.

Hershey bar with almonds or without?

With almonds

dinner atop the Seattle Needle, or breakfast atop the Eiffel Tower?

[Repo'd]

I've been to the top of the needle, so I will take the tower, no debate.

Slippers/socks when relaxing at home, or go barefoot?

[Sculpt]

socks

I mean, it's not like my place is dirty, but if I walk around barefoot, my feet are dirty... and it's a bit like sitting there when you know your hands are dirty...

Helping feed the homeless vs loaning a friend $20?

[anglewitch]

That's tough!!

Herman, but with no real conviction.

Hershey bar with almonds or without?

with almonds please.

Would you rather

write your name in the snow on someone else property or egg somebodies house.

[hammerfan]

with almonds please.

Would you rather

write your name in the snow on someone else property or egg somebodies house.

Dude, you did it again. You totally skipped over Sculpt.

[Sculpt]

I KEEELLLL YOU!!!!

[anglewitch]

Dude, you did it again. You totally skipped over Sculpt.

OH FUCK!!!

I am going to stay off the following threads for a while.

the vs game thread
and
choose a word drop a word.

[Sculpt]

socks

I mean, it's not like my place is dirty, but if I walk around barefoot, my feet are dirty... and it's a bit like sitting there when you know your hands are dirty...

Helping feed the homeless vs loaning a friend $20?

[anglewitch]

Screw it, I'm posting on this thread again!


Help the homeless.


Become a vampire or a Werewolf.

[Sculpt]

vampire seems so much more manageable...

roller skate or ice skate?

[Fake Shemp]

x

[anglewitch]

roller skate

Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness or Kurt Russel in Big Trouble in Little China?
DOH'!
THEY'RE BOTH GOOD!

I choose both of them (TIED MATCH).

The original ghost busters movie vs the new ghost busters movie

[Fake Shemp]

x

[Repo'd]

Today, I'm choosing the remake, because I haven't seen it and I want to.

Scrabble or Cards Against Humanity?

[anglewitch]

Today, I'm choosing the remake, because I haven't seen it and I want to.

Scrabble or Cards Against Humanity?

cards, I am pretty good at cards.


If your life depended on it would you listen to..

Early skinhead music or early disco music?

[Sculpt]

Most early disco kicks booty!

Key Lime pie Vs homemade donuts fresh out the hot oil?

[anglewitch]

Donuts


Which you use as a weapon

A bigass axe or an SKS?

[MichaelMyers]

Axe

Capitalism or Communism?

[anglewitch]

Axe

Capitalism or Communism?

capitalism

[The Villain]

capitalism

Are you gonna give a new one?

[anglewitch]

Are you gonna give a new one?

Shit, sorry.


Hunting vs fishing.

[The Villain]

Shit, sorry.


Hunting vs fishing.

Hunting. Fishing is boring

Craft Beer vs. Wine

[anglewitch]

Hunting. Fishing is boring

Craft Beer vs. Wine

WINE!


Fight with...

the evil ones at ragnarok OR us? The good guys?

[Bloof]

Have to be Ragnarok.


Smarties or M&M's

[anglewitch]

Have to be Ragnarok.


Smarties or M&M's

M&MS

Urban vs Rural

[The Villain]

M&MS

Urban vs Rural

Rural

Die in glorious battle vs die peacefully in bed

[anglewitch]

Rural

Die in glorious battle vs die peacefully in bed

Die gloriously in battle.


Tarot reading vs Rune Reading

[Sculpt]

carrot eating

barbeque chicken and pineapple pizza Vs shrimp and crab butter sauce pizza

[anglewitch]

carrot eating

barbeque chicken and pineapple pizza Vs shrimp and crab butter sauce pizza

Carrot eating...
Uh...
BBQ chicken...
*looks at sculpt suspiciously.*

Have someone kick you in the area vs someone kick you in the head.


*still looks at sculpt suspiciously*

[The Villain]

carrot eating

barbeque chicken and pineapple pizza Vs shrimp and crab butter sauce pizza

Carrot eating?

[anglewitch]

Carrot eating?

I guess the joke is this.

Tarot Reading
V
Carrot Eating

*thrusts another suspicious glance at sculpt*

[Sculpt]

::big grin::

[anglewitch]

::big grin::

ficken Karotte Esser...
Essen Sie stattdessen Kartoffeln!

(F***ing carrot eater. Eat potatoes instead!)

[Sculpt]

finding an in-network doctor vs 24hr cold?

[Repo'd]

I'll take the cold

The P.O.X or The Cramps?

[Sculpt]

The Cramps - excellent sound


Words - The monkees vs Fixing a hole - the beatles?

[MichaelMyers]

Words

The Thing vs. Alien

[Sculpt]

Words

The Thing vs. Alien

Tough one, two great films and personal favs...

I have to give it up to Alien, because the symbology, all intended or not, goes so very deep... evil loses and loves wins.

Reading poem live on TV vs throwing the fan "first pitch" in World Series?

[Repo'd]

So many qualifiers here…

Is it my own poem? Is my favorite team (Balt Orioles) in the World Series?

Without knowing some details…let me take throwing out the first pitch, in hopes that my team is in the series!!

Okay, getting paid to do nothing at work for a day or earning your money with a difficult day?

[Sculpt]

So many qualifiers here…

Is it my own poem? Is my favorite team (Balt Orioles) in the World Series?

Without knowing some details…let me take throwing out the first pitch, in hopes that my team is in the series!!

Okay, getting paid to do nothing at work for a day or earning your money with a difficult day?
(Sorry, I meant to specify: it will be your original poem. And it's just the current World Series... whoever wins it to be there.)

OK, now for your Versus question...

Am I getting paid to specifically do nothing? They making sit in a chair alone in a room? or am I supposed to watch TV? Or can I do whatever I want on-premises or can I leave?

How you defining difficult day? Like pissy customers? Or like losing an eye and taking a walk of shame down the city streets?

::stick out tongue::

[Repo'd]

(Sorry, I meant to specify: it will be your original poem. And it's just the current World Series... whoever wins it to be there.)

OK, now for your Versus question...

Am I getting paid to specifically do nothing? They making sit in a chair alone in a room? or am I supposed to watch TV? Or can I do whatever I want on-premises or can I leave?

How you defining difficult day? Like pissy customers? Or like losing an eye and taking a walk of shame down the city streets?

::stick out tongue::

::big grin::
Now that I've read your scenarios I realize I could have simplified the whole thing. Here's my revised and much more succinct VS.

Busy day at work VS nothing to do at work?

[Sculpt]

busy day

a walk in the park Vs a piece of cake?

[Repo'd]

busy day

a walk in the park Vs a piece of cake?

Hmm, a metaphorical question? In that context they are so similar.

So, literally...I like walking. The park.

The aliens in Plan 9 From Outer Space VS the aliens from Mars Attacks?

[MichaelMyers]

Mars Attacks

October 30 vs. November 1

[Bloof]

November 1 (I'm a halloween grinch....there, I've said it)


Glass half full or glass half empty kinda person?

[MichaelMyers]

November 1 (I'm a halloween grinch....there, I've said it)


Glass half full or glass half empty kinda person?

::mad:: ::sad::

Glass half full

Aliens vs. predator

[Sculpt]

::mad:: ::sad::

Glass half full

Aliens vs. predator

Aliens is better.


The Fly (1987) Vs Highlander

[Repo'd]

The Fly

Hotel Transylvania vs It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

[hammerfan]

It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown


candy corn vs chocolate

[MichaelMyers]

Chocolate

Christopher Lee vs. Bela Lugosi

[hammerfan]

Christopher Lee, of course!

Christopher Lee vs Boris Karloff (for Frankenstein's creature)

[Bloof]

Boris

Football or hockey

[Repo'd]

American Football

At the movies: Front Row or back row?

[Sculpt]

If it's a drama, I'll take the back row where me and Roiffalo can make out.

In some (old) theaters you'd have neck pain trying to watch from the first row.


fight a MMA (mixed martial arts) match vs be jailed for 30 days

[Repo'd]

Yeesh. Uh...bad choices all around. I guess I'll fight in a VERRRY brief mma match.

Hamster wheels or catnip toys?

[Bloof]

Cat nip toys....we're talking about for ourselves here...right?


Making out with Sculpt in the back row of a theatre or 30 days of night?

[Roiffalo]

Making out with Sculpt in the back row of the theater of course

https://67.media.tumblr.com/3dbd09ac3251a82569217588a665053e/tumblr_inline_nlwofvpbI51tq6fv5.gif


Horror movies for breakfast or before bed?

[Repo'd]

Wha??? I can't decide on this! Horror all the time. C'mon Roi.::big grin::

Scented candles or incense?

[Roiffalo]

That's why it's tricky. ::devil::

Incense! Never get to burn it cause I get too many complaints about the smells, so I've been into scented waxes lately. I have way too many fall scents, whoops.


Watercolors or acrylic paints? (I'm feeling artsy today.)

[Sculpt]

That's why it's tricky. ::devil::

Incense! Never get to burn it cause I get too many complaints about the smells, so I've been into scented waxes lately. I have way too many fall scents, whoops.


Watercolors or acrylic paints? (I'm feeling artsy today.)

Watercolors

I like the whispy control of watercolor concentration and paper absorbency. But I need more practice with acrylic, along with oil paints.


Attending an lecture & Q-and-A on an unfamiliar philosophy/belief system Vs going to Rocky Horror Picture show again

[Repo'd]

The lecture, please.

Watching a 2016 presidential debate VS not watching a 2016 presidential debate?

[Sculpt]

I really enjoyed all three! More than in past debates, they really drew a contrast between the two candidates, both in policy and in personality. That's what you want from debates. The only important thing missing was the other two 50-state national candidates: Jill Stein Green Party and Johnson Libertarian Party. A partisan crime.


Marry and divorce 6 times Vs never marry?

[Repo'd]

Never marry

A hole in your shoe on a rainy cold day VS turning into a polar bear who translates Spanish to English as a hobby.

[Sculpt]

I've already had the wet shoe 2 times this week. Not that bad.

Singing group carols at stranger's door - Vs - listening to an unfamiliar group singing a carol to you at your door?

[Repo'd]

I've already had the wet shoe 2 times this week. Not that bad.

Ugh. I had a crack in the sole of my shoe recently and that's what inspired my post. It was nasty and cold and my sock hated it as much as I did.

Singing group carols at stranger's door - Vs - listening to an unfamiliar group singing a carol to you at your door?

I would enjoy either, but since I love singing I'll go with being a caroler.

Swim like a fish or run like a cheetah?

[Bloof]

Run like a cheetah....not big on water.


Clean out the garage or help a friend move?

[Sculpt]

Run like a cheetah....not big on water.


Clean out the garage or help a friend move?

or help your friend move out of your garage...

Helping friend move is good workout. but i find cleaning a garage fairly interesting wth the discovery and re-organising.

hand gliding with an expert VS bingo

[Repo'd]

Ugh. Don't wanna do either, but since my daredevil days are over I'll take bingo.

Heavy snowfall vs a powerful thunderstorm

[Bloof]

I would have opted for the bingo as well.

Powerful thunderstorm

Candy canes or after 8 dinner mints.

[Sculpt]

I would have opted for the bingo as well.

Powerful thunderstorm

Candy canes or after 8 dinner mints.

After Eights are the best!

Chocolate Eclair Vs homemade lemon meringue pie?

[cheebacheeba]

Assuming this is the kind of pie with an actual lemon filling *under* said meringue, I'd go with that.
I prefer standard lemon tarts, but I'd say this would be close.

Just sawing your whole ear off with a scalpel quite slowly then applying purell to the wound.
or
Smashing your little toe flat with a mallet then removing the remains with a hammer and chisel.

[Repo'd]

Oops, sorry cheebs, i somehow went into edit on your post. Hope I didnt mess that up.

anyway, I'll be sacrificing the ear!

Listen to music you absolutely abhor for an entire day or wear an entire outfit that is scratchy and uncomfortable all day?

[Sculpt]

I'll take the song.

Eating a whole bag of marshmallows in one sitting Vs wearing a sign on your forehead that reads, "tell me I suck"

[Bloof]

I could probably do the marshmallows.

Gingerbread men or mincemeat tarts

[Repo'd]

Gingerbread, without a doubt. I kind of love it.


Christmas Eve or Christmas Morning?

[Bloof]

I like the peacefulness of Christmas eve...the calm before the storm, lol.

Mulled wine or alcoholic hot chocolate

[Repo'd]

Holy crap, the chocolate sounds amazing. I'll have two, please!

Scrooge, starring Alastair Sim VS Scrooged, starring Bill Murray?

[Sculpt]

Scrooge, starring Alastair Sim VS Scrooged, starring Bill Murray?

Can I say both? I think they're both really good film takes on the story. Seeing one again (obviously) I'd probably go Scrooged. It's funny, and Bill still tugs my heartstrings with his ending TV speech.


This month watch It's a Wonderful Life Vs Miracle on 34th Street (1947)?

[Repo'd]

Miracle on 34th street . O'Hara!

You'll shut your eye out VS Everytime a bell rings an angel gets his wings?

[cheebacheeba]

I don't know it, but You'll shut your eye out just has a ring to it...

Picking up a large slug and rolling it around inside your mouth and swallowing any slime, before returning it safely to the ground.

or

Shooting a shotglass full of unknown piss. warm. Smells like tuna in a can.

[Repo'd]

I don't know it, but just has a ring to it...

Picking up a large slug and rolling it around inside your mouth and swallowing any slime, before returning it safely to the ground.

or

Shooting a shotglass full of unknown piss. warm. Smells like tuna in a can.

As much as I enjoy a tall glass of stranger piss, I'll go with the slug. You know, it being the Holidays and all.

Kill time or kill brain cells? Sure, you can do both, but have a go anyway.

[Sculpt]

Kill time

Going to a movie theatre alone Vs a restaurant?

[Repo'd]

Movie

See an opera or a broadway show?

[Sculpt]

it would depend on what the specific show was. I'm not much of a fan of either. I love female singers, but find most operatic female singing irritating, but I enjoy the male tenors... which seems strange to me. I've been to a large budget 'broadway' show (Annie), it was good. But I'd probably go to proven favorite opera, as I've never been to one.

Have dinner with Gandhi Vs dinner with Leonardo DiCaprio

[Roiffalo]

Gandhi for sure! I'd love the chance to pick his brain on so many things... Buddhism being one of my interests, it would be an honor to me.


Your food made by Gordon Ramsay or Julia Child?

[Bloof]

Julia Child


Blue eyes or brown eyes

[Repo'd]

I'm a total sucker for a brown eyed brunette.

70's R&B or 80's metal?

[Bloof]

80's metal


Christmas tree: down after boxing day or down a week after new years.(or later)

[Repo'd]

Tree down before the new year. Definitely.

Hang out with your neighbors or keep to yourself?

[Sculpt]

Hang out with Neighbors.

Smash a huge Jack-o-lantern Vs share a bottle of champagne?

[MichaelMyers]

Smash the jack-o-lantern

Watch an exorcism or be possessed?

[Repo'd]

watching one would be fascinating, so I'll go with checking out an exorcism.

Get hit square in the face with a big tuna fish swung by a Major League Baseball player or get whacked in the side of the neck with a potato thrown hard from 25 feet away?

[cheebacheeba]

The potato. Could be thrown by anyone. I don't need an athlete taking a swing at me with anything.

No more fruit in the world or no more vegetables?

[Sculpt]

end of fruits. Can't take the tomato and potato away... that's just cruel.

Banned for life from eating beef, or all aquatic food?

[cheebacheeba]

end of fruits. Can't take the tomato and potato away... that's just cruel.
Well you'd have to take one of those away.

Banned for life from eating beef, or all aquatic food?
Beef.
There are foodstuffs akin enough to beef for my liking.
The range of things from the sea, I love eating the vast majority.
Sure, I'd miss the occasional bloody steak...but I'd miss more things the other way.

Shoving an entire slice of bread up your nose in small rolled up, say, pea sized pieces, then snorting until they fired down your throat, then make yourself vomit it up.
or
Having full on habanero (or above) hot-mouth at the highest extent of the effects, starting from the moment you collect it in chopped up form with your bare hands, lasting for the same duration as the bread thing would take. No drinks.

[Sculpt]

Well you'd have to take one of those away.

Well, you didn't say it was the scientific definition of veggies, so I was happy to go with the common convention. ::big grin::

Even if we took all technical fruits away, it's still no contest. The giant category of edible veggies I would wildly guess outnumber fruits something like 10-1.

Shoving an entire slice of bread up your nose in small rolled up, say, pea sized pieces, then snorting until they fired down your throat, then make yourself vomit it up.
or
Having full on habanero (or above) hot-mouth at the highest extent of the effects, starting from the moment you collect it in chopped up form with your bare hands, lasting for the same duration as the bread thing would take. No drinks.
Bread. The pepper would probably be a new kind of discomfort I'd rather not visit.

Watching a new Star Wars TV series with all Ewoks, Vs watching a new Star Trek TV series were ever character is Sulu?

[Repo'd]

I think I'll take the Sulu Trek. I'm more a fan of Star Trek than Star Wars anyway.

Dead Kennedys vs Black Flag

[cheebacheeba]

DK.
I'm not really into either, but I liked more of what I heard from DK.
...and Rollins seems like a fucking pretentious twat...

Smashing your elbow down onto a bench or whatever until it breaks
or
Heel stomping the top of your other foot until IT breaks

[anglewitch]

DK.
I'm not really into either, but I liked more of what I heard from DK.
...and Rollins seems like a fucking pretentious twat...

Smashing your elbow down onto a bench or whatever until it breaks
or
Heel stomping the top of your other foot until IT breaks

My elbow
I am a Pisces, I don't need to risk screwing up my foot.

drinking gasoline
vs
drinking tar

[Repo'd]

Yuck. Either way I don't think my body is really going to recover, if it survives at all. I guess I'll drink the gasoline and hope that at least some of it will pass through my body. If I drink tar I know that shits not going anywhere.

Have someone you don't like scream the most heinous insults directly into your face from less than in inch away VS enjoying a slice of your favorite cake or pie.