Get it into your thick skull!

[Vodstok]

This was inspired by another thread. What are things that are fact, proveable fact, that people always get wrong and drive you completely batshit?

here are a few for me:

A chimp, or an orangutan, or a gorilla is not a MONKEY. it is an ape. Does it have a tail? NO? Then it isnt a godamn monkey.

it is not a NIC card (network card). it is a NIC. NIC means Network Interface Card. So Nic card is Network Interface Card Card.

Same goes for PIN Number. Personal Identification Number Number...

To all the new englanders out there.... Sorry to Newb because i know i gave you shit about this in the past.. AND i know it is just a colloquialism, but... it is HAMBURGER not a fucking HAMBURG! God damn that drives me nuts for some reason...

I can hear The guy from the Bernie and Phil's commercials saying "Have a hamburg" in his godamn boston accent... Grrr....

I suppose that is my own little slice of prejudice. So sue me.

Anyway, enough of my hatin'. I suppose i should get over it. Ive been here 13 years and wont be leaving any time soon.

The drummer from Aerosmith burst into flames a few years back because he was filling his gastank with the car running. He is not exactly a low profile person and this was on the news for a while, so why the hell cant people get it into their thick skulls that filling your gas
A) with the car running or
B) while smoking

Could not only injure you but people around you?
You better believe that if i get burned because some asshole couldnt wait 3 minutes to have a smoke, i will sue his charred ass into the ground.

[The Flayed One]

How many times myself and a lot of other people here have had to explain Halloween III.

"wtf was that where was micael myers omg lolz!1 that movie was stupid."

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME THE SERIES WAS MEANT TO BE DIFFERENT STORIES WHEN IT STARTED. YOU'RE ON INTERNETz, LOOK IT UP!

[crabapple]

yeah, but wtf was that with hallween 3? Michael mystrers wasn't even in the movie! that movie sucks , the people whomade were ideots.

[crabapple]

OH YEAH and who was that weird check with the wig playing tom atakins's wife. wtf !!!!! she was not good enough actriss to be in halloween film anyhow , their directer musta been kooky

[The Flayed One]

*kills crabapple*

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by Vodstok



To all the new englanders out there.... Sorry to Newb because i know i gave you shit about this in the past.. AND i know it is just a colloquialism, but... it is HAMBURGER not a fucking HAMBURG! God damn that drives me nuts for some reason...

im from New England and ive never heard anyone call it a "hamburg". "burger" maybe, but not "hamburg"

[Vodstok]

really? weird. Maybe it is non-Mass thing... Burger is acceptable. Myabe its a new hampshire thing, but it is not uncommon to "go to the caff to get a hamburg. They're wicked good!"

Nothing but retarded inbred hicks up here....

[The Mothman]

ya that would bother me too. you know what really bothers me? Pop. or even worse, soda-pop. fucking gay word i hate it.

[The STE]

should HAVE. SHOULD HAVE. Not "should of", SHOULD HAVE

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by The STE
should HAVE. SHOULD HAVE. Not "should of", SHOULD HAVE

Thank you! I thought I was the only one it bugged!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Same goes for PIN Number. Personal Identification Number Number... Ugh...I HATE that one...For some reason it just irritates the shit outta me..

[crabapple]

AMERICAN INTERSECTION RULES FOR DRIVERS. Very important.

If two people are opposing each other at a stop sign intersection, and one of them is going straight through and the other is SIGNALING to make a left turn, the person GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH has the right of way, and needs to go first. If you're the one making a left turn, DON'T cut them off. Wait for them to go, then you can go. You can prepare to make the turn, but until the other party crosses the intersection, that's ALL you're supposed to do.

If you're opposite a person at an intersection who is signaling to make a left turn, and you're planning on going straight through, and they ease forward into the intersection slightly (30-40%), THAT'S KOSHER. It doesn't mean they're making the turn. It SHOULD mean that they're PREPARING to make the turn. You should go straight through unless they're showing signs of actually beginning to make the turn (i.e., starting to swing the car left). In that case, they need driving lessons and they're in the wrong. Be careful!

Easily 60% or more of the people I see at stop sign intersections presumably have driver licenses but have NO IDEA of the rules they're supposed to be following. They shouldn't have those licenses if they are confused about these basic procedures, which are based on pure logic.

[stygianwitch]

There = in that place
Their = belongs to them
They're = THEY ARE

They're NOT interchangeable!!!! You can't just pick one and use it for everything, WTF are they teaching kids these days???

Sorry but bad grammer really, really pisses me off :mad:

OK, I'm done...well, for today anyway, LOL

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by The Mothman
ya that would bother me too. you know what really bothers me? Pop. or even worse, soda-pop. fucking gay word i hate it. Or even better: Tonic.

My band teacher called soda tonic... She insisted that it was a "New England" thing, and blew off all of the other students who mentioned that I was the ONLY person in the class who was not from new England.. Fatch Bitch....

Originally posted by The STE
should HAVE. SHOULD HAVE. Not "should of", SHOULD HAVE

Others to add:
Specifically, not pacifically
Especially, not Expecially
Lieutenant (Lootenant), not Leftenant *anticipates a slap from zwoti*

Which reminds me of somehting Eddie Izzard said.
"We say 'Herbs' not 'erbs' because it starts with a fucking 'H'."

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by Vodstok
"We say 'Herbs' not 'erbs' because it starts with a fucking 'H'."

You do NOT WARSH YOUR CLOTHES! Is there an R in wash? No, there is not. Our first president was NOT George Warshington, and that tasty yellow vegetable IS DEFINATELY NOT a "Squarsh"

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by crabapple
AMERICAN INTERSECTION RULES FOR DRIVERS. Very important.



Not to mention:
There is a such thing as "Right of way", and it exists more more people than just YOU.

As an American, i must say the american (and most ESPCIALLY new hampshire, friggin "Live Free or die") sense of self-importance is the most annoying thing on earth. Everyone in this state is a shitty driver because they have this overwhelmiing sense of entitlement. Its liek they produce nothing of value, but still think they deserve to be treated like royalty, and EVERYONE here thinks like that....

[novadawn969]

About grammar:

It really gets to me when I can't read mly messages from people because they type like there gangsta. The whole "i tink i iz gona go ta sleep na dogg" gets on my nerves. You have a brain, use it!!! Maybe its just me & my brother, but we always type in perfect grammar... well, except my little deliberate things, like daze instead of days. I just wanna be able to read what people say!

[Vodstok]

I hate white "gangstas".... to be honest, anyone who walks and talks in that fashion makes me want to beat them with a baseball bat, but holy crap... White Suburban gangstas.... Drop them off in south central in a sheet and watch the fun.

[stygianwitch]

And the use of 'F' instead of 'Th'!!!!! You don't hear these people say 'fe' or 'fat' instead of 'the' or 'that' but they'll quite happily say 'fought' or 'fink' instead of 'thought' & 'think'

Buy a dictionary for f*ck's sake AND READ IT

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by stygianwitch
And the use of 'F' instead of 'Th'!!!!! You don't hear these people say 'fe' or 'fat' instead of 'the' or 'that' but they'll quite happily say 'fought' or 'fink' instead of 'thought' & 'think'

Buy a dictionary for f*ck's sake AND READ IT I'm down wiff dat...

Makes me want to place a gun to their head...

How hard is it to NOT be stupid? It's really not.

And the fucking ebonic creation of words... Phat... Shizzle.... Bandwagon...


And holy shit.. If a 15 year old calls me "son", i will drop kick his head.

[crabapple]

oh I hate that too, that is the worst! ah smeck them dohhhhgggg aiii

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Vodstok
The drummer from Aerosmith burst into flames a few years back because he was filling his gastank with the car running. He is not exactly a low profile person and this was on the news for a while, so why the hell cant people get it into their thick skulls that filling your gas
A) with the car running or
B) while smoking

Could not only injure you but people around you?
You better believe that if i get burned because some asshole couldnt wait 3 minutes to have a smoke, i will sue his charred ass into the ground.


I work at a gas station. I pump gas for a living. I have one to add:

TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMNED CELLPHONES

There was a bunch of PSA's going around not long ago, but they went in one ear of the collective consciousness and right out the other. Are you TRYING to blow the whole damn place up? Yes? Well the dont come to my fucking station you Goddamed psychopath!

[ManchestrMorgue]

Originally posted by The_Return
I work at a gas station. I pump gas for a living. I have one to add:

TURN OFF YOUR GODDAMNED CELLPHONES

There was a bunch of PSA's going around not long ago, but they went in one ear of the collective consciousness and right out the other. Are you TRYING to blow the whole damn place up? Yes? Well the dont come to my fucking station you Goddamed psychopath!

It's a myth. Mythbusters looked at this one a while back. Never been proven.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by ManchestrMorgue
It's a myth. Mythbusters looked at this one a while back. Never been proven.

Mythbusters has been known to screw up.

[horrorobsessed]

what i hate is going to school a seeing all the guys boxers. are girls supposed to find that attractive or something, cause i don't.

and hearing people talk with a southern acsent (sp?) just gets on my nerves. it makes me want to chringe.

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by horrorobsessed
and hearing people talk with a southern acsent (sp?) just gets on my nerves. it makes me want to chringe.

Seriously. Its called a belt!


its spelt accent :p

[horrorobsessed]

Originally posted by novadawn969
Seriously. Its called a belt!


its spelt accent :p

it's kinda funny sometimes, like when the pants turn on them or whatever.

for example: when we were tuning last week in band a kid in my section's pants feel down. it was so fucking funny cause he was playing and they just fell down, he had shorts on under them thank god. stupid freshman.

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by horrorobsessed
it's kinda funny sometimes, like when the pants turn on them or whatever.

for example: when we were tuning last week in band a kid in my section's pants feel down. it was so fucking funny cause he was playing and they just fell down, he had shorts on under them thank god. stupid freshman.


lol. Have you ever seen one of the episodes of Cops when they can't run away becuse their pants are around there ankles?

[horrorobsessed]

Originally posted by novadawn969
lol. Have you ever seen one of the episodes of Cops when they can't run away becuse their pants are around there ankles?

yeah. they're the best. i love it when the try to pull them up.

[novadawn969]

Originally posted by horrorobsessed
yeah. they're the best. i love it when the try to pull them up.


I love being ableto laugh at stupid people's stupid mistakes :D

[Kemal]

Originally posted by stygianwitch
Sorry but bad grammer really, really pisses me off :mad:



But what's worse is bad grammar.
http://img63.exs.cx/img63/6841/smiley_abused.gif

[orangestar]

When you come into my restaurant and order food from me, please do not wait until I tell you your total to pull out your wallet/purse and then take your time sorting through your wadded up dollar bills. You WILL have to pay eventually, and you should know that walking in the door. Get your goddamn wallet out as soon as you're done ordering.


Also, do not call and ask me what our carry-out specials are. You tell me what you want. If it's a special, I'll let you know. No one has ever ordered a special after I've read them the entire list.


Damnit.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by stygianwitch


Sorry but bad grammer really, really pisses me off :mad:



You spelled grammar wrong and forgot a period.

[monalisa]

Wow, people that are more anal than me! :)

But as long as I'm here, I hate it when people say 'axed' instead of 'asked'. I usually see them on those stupid court TV shows that I get sucked into and watch (hey, no one's perfect). But that just makes them sound uneducated and dumb, which is not going to be good for their side of the story.

[alkytrio666]

When people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

People who type "Your stupid" and the like. Goddamnit. Do I own the stupid?

[monalisa]

I don't mind typos though. I've used the wrong version of there and your before as a typo. But I usually catch it and go back and correct it, but sometimes I just don't care and leave it.

[monalisa]

Oh, yah, and then there's the people that put on WAY too much perfume, cologne, aftershave, whatever. Geez, nice smell, do you have to fucking marinate yourself in it?

[azathoth777]

People who can't say words correctly annoy me. Like dunkey for donkey, wurter for water, and potater or badata for potato.

[newb]

People who don't use their blinker when they turn......then take their sweet fucking time about it........fuckers....people who stroll across the street......taking their sweet time about it.......I WANNA STEP ON THE PEDDLE AND RUN THEIR ASSES OVER.......fuckers.......now ya got me all pissed off....and I'm on vacation.....fuck it....I'm gonna have a hamburg.....with pickles...a bit of mustard and ketchup.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by newb
People who don't use their blinker when they turn......then take their sweet fucking time about it........fuckers....people who stroll across the street......taking their sweet time about it.......I WANNA STEP ON THE PEDDLE AND RUN THEIR ASSES OVER.......fuckers.......now ya got me all pissed off....and I'm on vacation.....fuck it....I'm gonna have a hamburg.....with pickles...a bit of mustard and ketchup.

You won't wanna drive in my town then :)

I think I'll start walking more its probably safer!

[stygianwitch]

Originally posted by Posher778
You spelled grammar wrong and forgot a period.
Bite me........whatever the f*ck that means :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by azathoth777
People who can't say words correctly annoy me. Like dunkey for donkey, wurter for water, and potater or badata for potato. Or...Counch instead of couch...

[PR3SSUR3]

What are things that are fact, proveable fact, that people always get wrong and drive you completely batshit?

I think some of the things you have described are matters of identification and definition (not to mention recognition) rather than fact. The guy who blew up took his chances and paid the price, but it was not inevitable. Regional dialect and habits are really just that.

All this drives me completely batshit.

[novakru]

Originally posted by crabapple
AMERICAN INTERSECTION RULES FOR DRIVERS. Very important.

If two people are opposing each other at a stop sign intersection, and one of them is going straight through and the other is SIGNALING to make a left turn, the person GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH has the right of way, and needs to go first. If you're the one making a left turn, DON'T cut them off. Wait for them to go, then you can go. You can prepare to make the turn, but until the other party crosses the intersection, that's ALL you're supposed to do.

If you're opposite a person at an intersection who is signaling to make a left turn, and you're planning on going straight through, and they ease forward into the intersection slightly (30-40%), THAT'S KOSHER. It doesn't mean they're making the turn. It SHOULD mean that they're PREPARING to make the turn. You should go straight through unless they're showing signs of actually beginning to make the turn (i.e., starting to swing the car left). In that case, they need driving lessons and they're in the wrong. Be careful!

Easily 60% or more of the people I see at stop sign intersections presumably have driver licenses but have NO IDEA of the rules they're supposed to be following. They shouldn't have those licenses if they are confused about these basic procedures, which are based on pure logic.



You have just hit apon my biggest pet peeve.
People do NOT know how to drive here either.
I always get some little punk ass riding on my tail and I wonder if he/she realizes that if I had to stop suddenly,that he/she would be crashed in MY KIDS SEAT??? ooooo that pisses me off.
I went to get my NC driver's license awhile back and didn't bother to look at the book, I was thinking "all these MORONS drive here,what's the point?"
Well I FAILED it!
It had no questions about road rules except the one about "If a blind person comes to an unmarked crosswalk,and holds his stick up... blah blah blah."
The rest were these obscure laws in referrance to drunk driving. (apparently everybody is a bad driver here because they are constantly drinking and need to know the rules so they can escape the cops unless of course they are part of the crowd that pay them off every month so they can do anything they damn well please)

People also need to chill the fuck out when they drive-there are too many accidents and deaths because people are NOT PAYING attention and road rage.
This little 6 year boy was recently shot accidently because of road rage-that is the MOST senseless and tragic kind of death I can imagine.

[Zero]

there is no such word as 'irregardless' - if there were it would mean "without regard to there being no regard"

the noun is quotation as in " i have a quotation from Abraham Lincoln" not 'quote' - 'quote' is the verb as in "so I am now going to quote Lincoln"

damnit

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by newb
I'm gonna have a hamburg.....with pickles...a bit of mustard and ketchup. I'm coming south, with a hammer. Hide.

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
I think some of the things you have described are matters of identification and definition (not to mention recognition) rather than fact. The guy who blew up took his chances and paid the price, but it was not inevitable. Regional dialect and habits are really just that.

All this drives me completely batshit. I was preparing a smart ass comeback, but decided to just laugh instead :)




Something else that drove me nearly insane while i was unemployed. Watching court shows like the people's court and judge judy, and the friggin white-trash idiots back talking the judge like a rebellios 16 year old. What the hell are they thinking? I have seen people lose cases for the full amount simply because they pissed off the judge! Is your 2 cents really worth $5000? I dont think so...

[PR3SSUR3]

I was preparing a smart ass comeback, but decided to just laugh instead

I think you're bluffing.

[1beastieibe]

I hate it when when people change words such as This and That to Dis and Dat...Or instead of saying maybe they say maybies.

[monalisa]

Something I've just noticed lately, maybe they've always done it and I just didn't notice, but on the news when a person is missing, they say "whatshisname has gone missing". How do you do GO missing?

[PR3SSUR3]

"Where did you lose it?"

[The_Return]

One that was just brought up in Last Seen Movie...

Quadrilogy is not a fucking word! :mad:

Fox made it up for the Alien boxset...it's Tetrology!

[PR3SSUR3]

Quadrilogy is not a fucking word!

They should have used 'shag', 'hump' or 'screw' instead.

[The Mothman]

qaudrilogy, if I had been guessing, would have been what i would have thought meant a set of 4.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
They should have used 'shag', 'hump' or 'screw' instead.

You're so anal you must be gay.

[Ooky_Kabuki]

Originally posted by stygianwitch
There = in that place
Their = belongs to them
They're = THEY ARE

They're NOT interchangeable!!!! You can't just pick one and use it for everything, WTF are they teaching kids these days???

Sorry but bad grammer really, really pisses me off :mad:

OK, I'm done...well, for today anyway, LOL


I COMPLETELY agree with this. Also-your and you're
NOBODY around here can get it through their heads that your is possessive and you're is YOU ARE!!!!

[tarcher80]

basically grammatical errors. prepositions at the end of sentences, slang in public speeches, and DOUBLE POSSITIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! let me explain. now of course there are double negatives and they make me cringe, but if i hear one more person say something along the lines of "most importantly" i'm gonna lose my shit. on a side note i worked as a manager for an unnamed company that had customers in, among other states, illinois. now i had about 30 employees and they were all college graduates, were paid nicely, had good benefits, etc... there was this one girl that would pronounce the 's' in illinois when talking to customers. long story short i asked her repeatedly to stop and she couldn't (or wouldn't), so i fired her. she also came in late a lot, but that's beside the point. you're a fucking college graduate!!! your success in life should not depend on silent fucking 's' in illinois.

i also hate people that overuse profanities :D

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by tarcher80
i also hate people that overuse profanities :D
Fuckin' a right on that one.

[Ooky_Kabuki]

Originally posted by tarcher80
basically grammatical errors. prepositions at the end of sentences, slang in public speeches, and DOUBLE POSSITIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! let me explain. now of course there are double negatives and they make me cringe, but if i hear one more person say something along the lines of "most importantly" i'm gonna lose my shit. on a side note i worked as a manager for an unnamed company that had customers in, among other states, illinois. now i had about 30 employees and they were all college graduates, were paid nicely, had good benefits, etc... there was this one girl that would pronounce the 's' in illinois when talking to customers. long story short i asked her repeatedly to stop and she couldn't (or wouldn't), so i fired her. she also came in late a lot, but that's beside the point. you're a fucking college graduate!!! your success in life should not depend on silent fucking 's' in illinois.

i also hate people that overuse profanities :D

Imagine being in law school with fairly intelligent people yet those people cannot spell or use proper grammar. I read the law books and everything has improper punctuation.

[Vodstok]

Same with IT proffesionals.

i worked with a guy with a friggin computer science degree (associates from a community college though, so consider the source) who's grammar and spelling were so bad, our boss got an email from him fowarded to him from a customer asking if he was joking.

He had aspirations of being a pc repair tech for the company and actually told me once that "terminology wasnt important". In computers.

I guess there isnt really a difference between a screensaver and a desktop, or rom and ram. what do I know. and memory and storage, Same thing. Why not?

[ItsAlive75]

I hate when people pronounce "New Orleans" like "New Orleens"... or pronouncing "theatre" as "thee-ater".

So I guess I just hate rednecks.

[Vodstok]

Nah-lens.

crawdaddy

boobies.


all words associated with the crscent city.

[tarcher80]

i HATE the misuse of literally. "he literally took his head off!" NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! if anybody feels me on this you need to watch david's cross's bit on this subject - f-ing hilarious.

[Vodstok]

I think it would be interwesting to figuratively see someone lose their head.

[The STE]

know that song that was reorchestrated for the Two Towers trailer? The one from Requiem for a Dream? Yeah, it's called Lux Aeterna. It's not called 'Requiem for a Dream' or 'Requiem' or anything like that. Lux Aeterna. And it's by the Kronos Quartet, it is not by 'Requiem for a Dream'. 'Requiem for a Dream' is neither the performer nor the title of the song.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Nah-lens.

boobies.


all words associated with the crscent city.


Nobody from New Orleans actually says that and Mardi Gras isn't just show your tits and get beads. I'm not arguing or anything, if chicks from out of town wanna come and take their shirts off it's fine with me, but it's completely unnesessary.

[The STE]

you mean Girls Gone Wild lied to us? DAMNIT

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Nobody from New Orleans actually says that and Mardi Gras isn't just show your tits and get beads. I'm not arguing or anything, if chicks from out of town wanna come and take their shirts off it's fine with me, but it's completely unnesessary. Yeah, when i was there there was a parade or something. I missed it. i was too busy throwing beads for boobies :)

[heebiejeebies]

Originally posted by orangestar
When you come into my restaurant and order food from me, please do not wait until I tell you your total to pull out your wallet/purse and then take your time sorting through your wadded up dollar bills. You WILL have to pay eventually, and you should know that walking in the door. Get your goddamn wallet out as soon as you're done ordering.

Amen. I hate being behind people like that.

I also hate when people go through the drive-thru lane at the bank and try to take out a loan. If you're doing more than cashing a check or making a quick deposit, GO IN THE BANK!!!!! Oh yeah...and have the damn check written out BEFORE you get to the drive-thru. Don't wait until the teller starts talking to you to dig out your checkbook and pen.

Another pet peeve of mine is PDA, especially couples who must kiss at every stoplight or walk around with their hands in each other's back pockets.:mad: I can't help but make a gagging gesture and sound when I see that. Which leads me to my biggest pet peeve: people who beat me up when I make gagging gestures/sounds. :D

[Vodstok]

How about people who make complicated orders at the drive through?

i want a cheeseburger. Half the cheese, no pickels, extra onions, special sauce, extra lettuce, no mayo.

i want a hamburger, with cheese, no bacon, lettuce, no onion, pickles, no special sauce.

A large fry no salt

medium fry. with salt.


small coke, no ice.

a sprite, regular.

grrr.... Dont even go in. Go home and make your own godamn burger. Jerkoff...

[Vodstok]

Or better still... i saw this when i worked at wendy's when i was 18, no joke....


a fat Guy (at least 450 at about 6' 3") ordered 2 triples with cheese (for the uninitiated, and triple at wendy's is lettuce, tomatoe, onion, ketchup, mustard mayo, with 3 slices of cheese and 3 1/4 lb patties) and bacon, 2 larg fries, a chili, a frosty and a 5 piece chicken nuggets.


And a diet coke.


A few days later, there was a family of 4 that came in where they all were huge... they all also ordered triples with cheese, and i think junior bacon cheeseburgers on the side. For god's sake, the youngest kid couldnt have been over 12..... I couldnt eat thatmuch at his age and i have the biggest appetite of any i have ever known...

All with, you guessed it, diet coke...

the 12 year old:Awww... mom, i dont want diet! (imagine whiny fat-kid voice)

Mom: Shut up! it's healthy!

I swear, there is a section of our society that should collectively stick a gun in their mouth and squeeze the trigger.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Ok here's one I get all the time. I work at a hotel and when I'm not working the desk I'm driving the shuttle and taking towels and shit to guests. I also get the wonderful job of plunging toilets and dumb shit like that.

But the one thing I get most of all is I have to show people how to turn on the water....................IT'S A FUCKING KNOB, YOU TURN IT JACKASS!!!!!

Or how about those people that can't figure out how to open the door, ok I understand the a key card can be confusing for some but it has instructions printed right on it.

And finally: how to use the phone. Noone seems to be able to read the instructions that say "dial 9 for an outside line" so they call the desk after about 15 min of them arguing with the desk that thier phone is broken I get to go prove to them that they are just retarded...........it happens all the time.

[heebiejeebies]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Or better still... i saw this when i worked at wendy's when i was 18, no joke....

a fat Guy (at least 450 at about 6' 3") ordered 2 triples with cheese (for the uninitiated, and triple at wendy's is lettuce, tomatoe, onion, ketchup, mustard mayo, with 3 slices of cheese and 3 1/4 lb patties) and bacon, 2 larg fries, a chili, a frosty and a 5 piece chicken nuggets.

And a diet coke.

I do that all the time.:o Well, I don't order a dump truck full of food, but I drink Diet Coke with everything. It's a sickness.:) I do agree that it seems just a tad bit ridiculous to order 5,000,000 calories worth of food and a Diet Coke.

[The STE]

Diet Coke isn't actually all that healthy. I mean, the newer stuff with Splenda is healthy, but the stuff with Aspertame is shite

[PR3SSUR3]

Fat bastards often justify their mammoth greasy fast food intake by their 'diet' drink.

[newb]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Fat bastards often justify their mammoth greasy fast food intake by their 'diet' drink.

Thats because the diet drink counteracts the greasy fatty fast food.







sheesh:rolleyes:

[Vodstok]

AND, coke is where the fat an calories are. Everyone knows soda is like drinking salted lard with butter.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally posted by Vodstok
AND, coke is where the fat an calories are. Everyone knows soda is like drinking salted lard with butter. But only a tad more refreshing

[Vodstok]

The salted lard with butter is the best.. And low in caffine, so i dont have to cut back on my coffee intake :)


this reminds me of Homer claiming he ate healthy and marge reminding him that he puts butter in his coffee. :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Vodstok
The salted lard with butter is the best.. And low in caffine, so i dont have to cut back on my coffee intake :)


this reminds me of Homer claiming he ate healthy and marge reminding him that he puts butter in his coffee. :D HaHa...That reminds me of the butter stick wrapped in bacon and a pancake...lol

[Vodstok]

I was barely talked out of trying that... I thought it was a waffle... But does it matter? I dont think so.

[tarcher80]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa...That reminds me of the butter stick wrapped in bacon and a pancake...lol

Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes father.

Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!

Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!

Bart: But dad, my heart hurts!

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by tarcher80
Homer: So you think you know better than this family, eh? Well as long as you're in my house you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!

Bart: Yes father.

Lisa: Mom, dad, my spiritual quest is over!

Homer: Hold that thought... Bacon up that sausage, boy!

Bart: But dad, my heart hurts! LOL!

i love that show...

passing motorist: Hey fatty! I have a movie for you, "A fridge too far!"
Super-fat homer: Shame on you people... I just want to watch "Honk if you're horny" in peace...