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Vodstok
07-26-2006, 10:03 AM
Okay, so i was sitting here feeling completely narcisstic, so i figured i would start a thread about me, for me, by me.
Me Mi MEE
I enjoy seeing the channel abbreviation for "Video on Demand" on my digital cable, because it is "VOD".
There is a "Vodstok" vodka, which, incidently didnt hit the market until after I came up with the name. cheap bastards.
I have written some articles for http://planethalflife.com, but they have yet to be published. i think the one i wrote about the gravity gun should be out this sunday, i will keep you posted.
Anyway, enough about me on me. How about you all on me? I mean about me, not "on" me. i think that would piss my wife off.
liek me?
Dislike me? (yeah right....)
Why?
Your aiight.
:D
BTW.....What the fuck happened to scaredyet.net?
I wonder if my beer stein will be a collectible?
Vodstok
07-26-2006, 10:14 AM
Dont worry, i was a day or two away from posting up a brand spanking new version of it when i got super-sidetracked, then never got the old version back up. it will beback to normal in a couple-few days, and the new new version will be out someday. i just need time.
I have a bunch of new features lined up, plus i am actually doing reviews now.
Oh yeah, and how did i know that you would probably be the first one to respond?
And I have 2 questions:
Is urge really banned or just being a smartass?
And where the hell is Shanks?
AUSTIN316426808
07-26-2006, 10:34 AM
Urge isn't banned, he just never post in the general forum. Shanks took off about the same time you did I believe, never came back.
Miss Olivia
07-26-2006, 10:36 AM
I guess I liek you so far.
At least you have a sense of humor.
Vodstok
07-26-2006, 10:39 AM
No I don't.
Some peopel say I'm a smart ass. They are wrong. :)
Miss Olivia
07-26-2006, 10:46 AM
So, are you saying you're a dumb ass?
zwoti
07-26-2006, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
Some peopel say I'm a smart ass. They are wrong. :)
more importantly, did you win the race :p
Vod is a lot like Ramen Noodles - nothing you'd really WANT to eat - but if you are hungry enough they do the job. . .also a bit like McDonalds. . . unless you are a little kid you never think "oh my god, i want to eat a McCrap Burger, but if you are stuck on the road and hungry enough. . . well it'll hit the spot.
(hmm, oddly enough this is how my ex-girlfriend described sex with me. . :eek: . . i guess Vod and I have something in common!)
:D
Vodstok
07-26-2006, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
more importantly, did you win the race :p In my mind, yes. :)
Oh, and with my love of fast food, i find being compared to McDonalds quite flattering.
Originally posted by Vodstok
In my mind, yes. :)
Oh, and with my love of fast food, i find being compared to McDonalds quite flattering.
Vodstok - Over 1 Billion Served (and counting)
(what a slut!) :D
Vodstok
07-26-2006, 12:33 PM
You obviously didnt know me in high school:
Vodstok: Closed due to lack of business
PR3SSUR3
07-26-2006, 01:03 PM
This is possibly the most self indulgent thread witnessed so far.
Is that OK?
ENTITY2000
07-26-2006, 08:10 PM
are you like katrina wanting attention i think i'll start my own thread !
GorePhobia
07-26-2006, 08:20 PM
Vod isn't anything like Katrina, he has been around here for a long time, and he is a good guy in my eyes.
Glad to see ya back bro.
ENTITY2000
07-26-2006, 08:34 PM
ok i'm sorry vod! :(
massacre man
07-26-2006, 09:08 PM
He never said it was cool to see me posting. :'(
Vodstok
07-27-2006, 04:44 AM
It IS self-indulgent. i thought i was being clear on that point :D
PR3SSUR3
07-27-2006, 04:55 AM
Yes yes, but are you regretting making it yet?
:confused:
azathoth777
07-27-2006, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
It IS self-indulgent. i thought i was being clear on that point :D
There is nothing wrong with self-indulgence. I learned that in Junior High health class.
Being kinda new I say: Nice guy, but sometimes comes off 'I'm better then you'
novakru
07-27-2006, 06:43 AM
Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices.
I live about 40 min. from E.I.
Originally posted by novakru
Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices.
I live about 40 min. from E.I.
Coming this Fall to NBC: Vodstok: Self-indulgent Realtor
starring David Schwimmer as Vodstok and Haley Joel Osment as little Voddie
Vodstok
07-27-2006, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by azathoth777
There is nothing wrong with self-indulgence. I learned that in Junior High health class.
Being kinda new I say: Nice guy, but sometimes comes off 'I'm better then you' The arrogant thing is a little bit of an act. Not entirely, but a little. I am basically a nice person, though . just been hurt a lot.
Originally posted by Zero
Coming this Fall to NBC: Vodstok: Self-indulgent Realtor
starring David Schwimmer as Vodstok and Haley Joel Osment as little Voddie
David Schwimmer? you bastard.... i could fit in his nose....
Disease
07-27-2006, 09:12 AM
Vod is a lot like Ramen Noodles - nothing you'd really WANT to eat - but if you are hungry enough they do the job.
ramen noodles are the foulest things I have ever put in my mouth.... but i have made soup with them out of necesity... they are so bad...!
Disease
07-27-2006, 09:16 AM
sorri zero, I stuffed up that quote from you, i'm pissed...
Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:17 AM
Really? The foulest thing I ever put in my mouth was water from a bottle that had been used as an ashtray for a week. THAT was fucking foul. Ugh.
Ramen noodles are heaven in comparison.
Disease
07-27-2006, 09:20 AM
hell oh, miss olivia, we finally meet... ha hu hu
Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:26 AM
Hello.:)
I didn't drink it on purpose by the way, I just didn't pay attention to which water bottle I picked up.
I'm not retarded, just careless.
Vodstok
07-27-2006, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Really? The foulest thing I ever put in my mouth was water from a bottle that had been used as an ashtray for a week. THAT was fucking foul. Ugh.
Ramen noodles are heaven in comparison. I once took a swig out of a bottle of twisted tea that had been sitting partially closed and un refridgerated for a week.
It had skin on the top and tasted of moldy raspberry vinegar. It took over an hour to get rid of the taste, and needless to say i dumped out the rest of the six pack and never had a twisted tea again. it was the only thing i have ever experienced that tasted so bad it hurt.
Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:34 AM
That's enough to put you off tea forever. At least the ashtray water was steeped with enough nicotine to take the paint off a Buick, and scalded my tastebuds into insensibility after about thirty seconds of puking.
Disease
07-27-2006, 09:35 AM
Once i went to take a swig of my beer, it was dark, I was watching Silver Bullet with my girlfriend who I had just started seeing, I nearly swallowed a cockroach, we watched movies in my room after that...
Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:38 AM
I chewed up a little beetle on a dare in the third grade. It was really bitter, and that night I had a dream about the beetle and woke up and puked.
Fond childhood memories. That was before my goldfish-swallowing phase.:D
Disease
07-27-2006, 09:43 AM
a few weeks ago I woke craveing jam on toast, so I went to the corner store and bought a jar of jam, then when I got home, I went to the bread and there was a spider roaming around inside the bag i could see it through the plastic window, it screwed me...
Vodstok
07-27-2006, 09:47 AM
More about me :)
I saw a spider walking past the led on my VCR once. i went to kill it, only to realize that it was INSIDE the vcr, walking on the LED itself. For some reason, that was very unnerving. I had a hard time getting to sleep.
Disease
07-27-2006, 09:51 AM
are you sure it wasn't a cockroach they live in those places, then they lay eggs and you never get rid of them until you get rid of your equipment.
Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:54 AM
Huh. I guess it's a good thing you didn't have crabs.
Disease
07-27-2006, 09:59 AM
are you talking from experience, I've been lucky so far
Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 10:03 AM
Of course not. I shave.
Anyway, I hate seafood.
Disease
07-27-2006, 10:05 AM
crab curry, yummmmmm
novakru
07-27-2006, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by novakru
Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices.
I live about 40 min. from E.I.
I wasn't asking to be a smartass,I was really wondering about prices at the beach-but NM.
crabapple
07-27-2006, 05:24 PM
Hey, We missed you nova channel!
(formerly filmmaker2)
mothermold
07-27-2006, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
More about me :)
I saw a spider walking past the led on my VCR once. i went to kill it, only to realize that it was INSIDE the vcr, walking on the LED itself. For some reason, that was very unnerving. I had a hard time getting to sleep.
Relax...I'm sure if a spider gained entrance through your nose/nasal passages it would just mill around for a bit then leave.
It's not like it's going to lay eggs on your brain or anything.;)
PR3SSUR3
07-28-2006, 03:29 AM
Or up your arse.
:eek:
Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Or up your arse.
:eek:
in most places that costs extra!
crabapple
07-28-2006, 06:44 AM
You have reason to be concerned, though, if you wake up and find an extra twenty dollar bill sitting on the dresser.
Originally posted by crabapple
You have reason to be concerned, though, if you wake up and find an extra twenty dollar bill sitting on the dresser.
yeah. . . because they'd owe me another 40!
:D
crabapple
07-28-2006, 07:12 AM
High Five on that!
hammerfan
07-28-2006, 07:25 AM
Originally posted by crabapple
High Five on that!
What the heck kind of squirrel is that??!! Look at the ears on that baby! :p
crabapple
07-28-2006, 07:35 AM
Yeah, and it looks too smart, looks like a little person standing there! Those weird pointed ears are common. I forget what type those are, but the hair on their ears grows really long and forms an upward point. Makes 'em look like little elves or something
Miss Olivia
07-28-2006, 07:51 AM
Or maybe...a little DEMON FROM THE PITS OF HELL!!!!!!
sorry:D
Disease
07-28-2006, 08:13 AM
demons from hell, UUURHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
novakru
07-28-2006, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
Hey, We missed you nova channel!
(formerly filmmaker2)
Hey,my favorite Cali person-glad to see ya still knockin around-how's the art? Anything new to post?
crabapple
07-28-2006, 08:16 PM
Still making babies, ha haaa
novakru
07-28-2006, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
Still making babies, ha haaa
Love it!:cool:
crabapple
07-28-2006, 08:31 PM
You must have been doing many interesting things?
(?)
novakru
07-28-2006, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
You must have been doing many interesting things?
(?)
Just doing my sufferage till the baby comes(um ,I mean my baby...um,the one in my tummy-lol)
Pink must have had hers by now,huh?
crabapple
07-28-2006, 08:43 PM
aha! just did a search for that. apparently August 27 is the expected date for Pink's bebbie. When's yours coming?
novakru
07-28-2006, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
aha! just did a search for that. apparently August 27 is the expected date for Pink's bebbie. When's yours coming?
Sept.8th
crabapple
07-28-2006, 08:50 PM
Awesome! Best wishes on that. Have to go now and finish chores and then relax a bit, been a crazy day today.
Stay cool!
;)
Miss Olivia
07-28-2006, 08:51 PM
Congratulations. Babies rock!:)
novakru
07-29-2006, 10:54 AM
Thx crab and Miss Olivia!:)
Vodstok
07-31-2006, 08:08 AM
i ifgured i'd bring things areound to me again, since it is my thread. (was that snotty enough? :D)
I just eeked past 8000 posts. And i almost cut part of my finger off this weekend. Yay! 4 stiches! Shots into your fingertip suck.
And, I'm not a huge fan of Vicoden. Shit knocked me out in under 5 minutes.
Originally posted by Vodstok
I just eeked past 8000 posts. And i almost cut part of my finger off this weekend. Yay! 4 stiches! Shots into your fingertip suck.
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so when you hit 9000 do you cut your hand off
(and wouldn't that ruin your sex life - - - - just kidding! :D )
Congrats on 8000
Miss Olivia
07-31-2006, 09:18 AM
They tried to put me on Vicodin, but it made me puke constantly, so they switched me to Darvocet and it's much better. I don't do too well on pills.
Originally posted by Miss Olivia
They tried to put me on Vicodin, but it made me puke constantly, so they switched me to Darvocet and it's much better. I don't do too well on pills.
funny, i don't do well off of pills
:eek:
Miss Olivia
07-31-2006, 09:29 AM
LOL I don't do well off weed.:D