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Vodstok
07-26-2006, 10:03 AM
Okay, so i was sitting here feeling completely narcisstic, so i figured i would start a thread about me, for me, by me.

Me Mi MEE

I enjoy seeing the channel abbreviation for "Video on Demand" on my digital cable, because it is "VOD".

There is a "Vodstok" vodka, which, incidently didnt hit the market until after I came up with the name. cheap bastards.

I have written some articles for http://planethalflife.com, but they have yet to be published. i think the one i wrote about the gravity gun should be out this sunday, i will keep you posted.


Anyway, enough about me on me. How about you all on me? I mean about me, not "on" me. i think that would piss my wife off.

liek me?

Dislike me? (yeah right....)

Why?

newb
07-26-2006, 10:09 AM
Your aiight.









:D

BTW.....What the fuck happened to scaredyet.net?


I wonder if my beer stein will be a collectible?

Vodstok
07-26-2006, 10:14 AM
Dont worry, i was a day or two away from posting up a brand spanking new version of it when i got super-sidetracked, then never got the old version back up. it will beback to normal in a couple-few days, and the new new version will be out someday. i just need time.


I have a bunch of new features lined up, plus i am actually doing reviews now.

Oh yeah, and how did i know that you would probably be the first one to respond?

And I have 2 questions:

Is urge really banned or just being a smartass?

And where the hell is Shanks?

AUSTIN316426808
07-26-2006, 10:34 AM
Urge isn't banned, he just never post in the general forum. Shanks took off about the same time you did I believe, never came back.

Miss Olivia
07-26-2006, 10:36 AM
I guess I liek you so far.
At least you have a sense of humor.

Vodstok
07-26-2006, 10:39 AM
No I don't.


Some peopel say I'm a smart ass. They are wrong. :)

Miss Olivia
07-26-2006, 10:46 AM
So, are you saying you're a dumb ass?

zwoti
07-26-2006, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok

Some peopel say I'm a smart ass. They are wrong. :)

more importantly, did you win the race :p

Zero
07-26-2006, 10:50 AM
Vod is a lot like Ramen Noodles - nothing you'd really WANT to eat - but if you are hungry enough they do the job. . .also a bit like McDonalds. . . unless you are a little kid you never think "oh my god, i want to eat a McCrap Burger, but if you are stuck on the road and hungry enough. . . well it'll hit the spot.

(hmm, oddly enough this is how my ex-girlfriend described sex with me. . :eek: . . i guess Vod and I have something in common!)

:D

Vodstok
07-26-2006, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by zwoti
more importantly, did you win the race :p In my mind, yes. :)


Oh, and with my love of fast food, i find being compared to McDonalds quite flattering.

Zero
07-26-2006, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
In my mind, yes. :)


Oh, and with my love of fast food, i find being compared to McDonalds quite flattering.

Vodstok - Over 1 Billion Served (and counting)




(what a slut!) :D

Vodstok
07-26-2006, 12:33 PM
You obviously didnt know me in high school:

Vodstok: Closed due to lack of business

PR3SSUR3
07-26-2006, 01:03 PM
This is possibly the most self indulgent thread witnessed so far.

Is that OK?

ENTITY2000
07-26-2006, 08:10 PM
are you like katrina wanting attention i think i'll start my own thread !

GorePhobia
07-26-2006, 08:20 PM
Vod isn't anything like Katrina, he has been around here for a long time, and he is a good guy in my eyes.

Glad to see ya back bro.

ENTITY2000
07-26-2006, 08:34 PM
ok i'm sorry vod! :(

massacre man
07-26-2006, 09:08 PM
He never said it was cool to see me posting. :'(

Vodstok
07-27-2006, 04:44 AM
It IS self-indulgent. i thought i was being clear on that point :D

PR3SSUR3
07-27-2006, 04:55 AM
Yes yes, but are you regretting making it yet?

:confused:

azathoth777
07-27-2006, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok
It IS self-indulgent. i thought i was being clear on that point :D

There is nothing wrong with self-indulgence. I learned that in Junior High health class.

Being kinda new I say: Nice guy, but sometimes comes off 'I'm better then you'

novakru
07-27-2006, 06:43 AM
Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices.
I live about 40 min. from E.I.

Zero
07-27-2006, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by novakru
Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices.
I live about 40 min. from E.I.


Coming this Fall to NBC: Vodstok: Self-indulgent Realtor

starring David Schwimmer as Vodstok and Haley Joel Osment as little Voddie

Vodstok
07-27-2006, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by azathoth777
There is nothing wrong with self-indulgence. I learned that in Junior High health class.

Being kinda new I say: Nice guy, but sometimes comes off 'I'm better then you' The arrogant thing is a little bit of an act. Not entirely, but a little. I am basically a nice person, though . just been hurt a lot.

Originally posted by Zero
Coming this Fall to NBC: Vodstok: Self-indulgent Realtor

starring David Schwimmer as Vodstok and Haley Joel Osment as little Voddie
David Schwimmer? you bastard.... i could fit in his nose....

Disease
07-27-2006, 09:12 AM
Vod is a lot like Ramen Noodles - nothing you'd really WANT to eat - but if you are hungry enough they do the job.

ramen noodles are the foulest things I have ever put in my mouth.... but i have made soup with them out of necesity... they are so bad...!

Disease
07-27-2006, 09:16 AM
sorri zero, I stuffed up that quote from you, i'm pissed...

Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:17 AM
Really? The foulest thing I ever put in my mouth was water from a bottle that had been used as an ashtray for a week. THAT was fucking foul. Ugh.
Ramen noodles are heaven in comparison.

Disease
07-27-2006, 09:20 AM
hell oh, miss olivia, we finally meet... ha hu hu

Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:26 AM
Hello.:)
I didn't drink it on purpose by the way, I just didn't pay attention to which water bottle I picked up.
I'm not retarded, just careless.

Vodstok
07-27-2006, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Really? The foulest thing I ever put in my mouth was water from a bottle that had been used as an ashtray for a week. THAT was fucking foul. Ugh.
Ramen noodles are heaven in comparison. I once took a swig out of a bottle of twisted tea that had been sitting partially closed and un refridgerated for a week.

It had skin on the top and tasted of moldy raspberry vinegar. It took over an hour to get rid of the taste, and needless to say i dumped out the rest of the six pack and never had a twisted tea again. it was the only thing i have ever experienced that tasted so bad it hurt.

Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:34 AM
That's enough to put you off tea forever. At least the ashtray water was steeped with enough nicotine to take the paint off a Buick, and scalded my tastebuds into insensibility after about thirty seconds of puking.

Disease
07-27-2006, 09:35 AM
Once i went to take a swig of my beer, it was dark, I was watching Silver Bullet with my girlfriend who I had just started seeing, I nearly swallowed a cockroach, we watched movies in my room after that...

Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:38 AM
I chewed up a little beetle on a dare in the third grade. It was really bitter, and that night I had a dream about the beetle and woke up and puked.
Fond childhood memories. That was before my goldfish-swallowing phase.:D

Disease
07-27-2006, 09:43 AM
a few weeks ago I woke craveing jam on toast, so I went to the corner store and bought a jar of jam, then when I got home, I went to the bread and there was a spider roaming around inside the bag i could see it through the plastic window, it screwed me...

Vodstok
07-27-2006, 09:47 AM
More about me :)



I saw a spider walking past the led on my VCR once. i went to kill it, only to realize that it was INSIDE the vcr, walking on the LED itself. For some reason, that was very unnerving. I had a hard time getting to sleep.

Disease
07-27-2006, 09:51 AM
are you sure it wasn't a cockroach they live in those places, then they lay eggs and you never get rid of them until you get rid of your equipment.

Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 09:54 AM
Huh. I guess it's a good thing you didn't have crabs.

Disease
07-27-2006, 09:59 AM
are you talking from experience, I've been lucky so far

Miss Olivia
07-27-2006, 10:03 AM
Of course not. I shave.
Anyway, I hate seafood.

Disease
07-27-2006, 10:05 AM
crab curry, yummmmmm

novakru
07-27-2006, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by novakru
Was it you that said you lived near or about Emerald Isle?
If so- I have a question about beachfront housing prices.
I live about 40 min. from E.I.

I wasn't asking to be a smartass,I was really wondering about prices at the beach-but NM.

crabapple
07-27-2006, 05:24 PM
Hey, We missed you nova channel!

(formerly filmmaker2)

mothermold
07-27-2006, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Vodstok
More about me :)



I saw a spider walking past the led on my VCR once. i went to kill it, only to realize that it was INSIDE the vcr, walking on the LED itself. For some reason, that was very unnerving. I had a hard time getting to sleep.

Relax...I'm sure if a spider gained entrance through your nose/nasal passages it would just mill around for a bit then leave.

It's not like it's going to lay eggs on your brain or anything.;)

PR3SSUR3
07-28-2006, 03:29 AM
Or up your arse.

:eek:

Zero
07-28-2006, 03:58 AM
Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Or up your arse.

:eek:

in most places that costs extra!

crabapple
07-28-2006, 06:44 AM
You have reason to be concerned, though, if you wake up and find an extra twenty dollar bill sitting on the dresser.

Zero
07-28-2006, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by crabapple
You have reason to be concerned, though, if you wake up and find an extra twenty dollar bill sitting on the dresser.

yeah. . . because they'd owe me another 40!

:D

crabapple
07-28-2006, 07:12 AM
High Five on that!

hammerfan
07-28-2006, 07:25 AM
Originally posted by crabapple
High Five on that!

What the heck kind of squirrel is that??!! Look at the ears on that baby! :p

crabapple
07-28-2006, 07:35 AM
Yeah, and it looks too smart, looks like a little person standing there! Those weird pointed ears are common. I forget what type those are, but the hair on their ears grows really long and forms an upward point. Makes 'em look like little elves or something

Miss Olivia
07-28-2006, 07:51 AM
Or maybe...a little DEMON FROM THE PITS OF HELL!!!!!!

sorry:D

Disease
07-28-2006, 08:13 AM
demons from hell, UUURHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

novakru
07-28-2006, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
Hey, We missed you nova channel!

(formerly filmmaker2)

Hey,my favorite Cali person-glad to see ya still knockin around-how's the art? Anything new to post?

crabapple
07-28-2006, 08:16 PM
Still making babies, ha haaa

novakru
07-28-2006, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
Still making babies, ha haaa

Love it!:cool:

crabapple
07-28-2006, 08:31 PM
You must have been doing many interesting things?

(?)

novakru
07-28-2006, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
You must have been doing many interesting things?

(?)

Just doing my sufferage till the baby comes(um ,I mean my baby...um,the one in my tummy-lol)
Pink must have had hers by now,huh?

crabapple
07-28-2006, 08:43 PM
aha! just did a search for that. apparently August 27 is the expected date for Pink's bebbie. When's yours coming?

novakru
07-28-2006, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by crabapple
aha! just did a search for that. apparently August 27 is the expected date for Pink's bebbie. When's yours coming?

Sept.8th

crabapple
07-28-2006, 08:50 PM
Awesome! Best wishes on that. Have to go now and finish chores and then relax a bit, been a crazy day today.

Stay cool!

;)

Miss Olivia
07-28-2006, 08:51 PM
Congratulations. Babies rock!:)

novakru
07-29-2006, 10:54 AM
Thx crab and Miss Olivia!:)

Vodstok
07-31-2006, 08:08 AM
i ifgured i'd bring things areound to me again, since it is my thread. (was that snotty enough? :D)

I just eeked past 8000 posts. And i almost cut part of my finger off this weekend. Yay! 4 stiches! Shots into your fingertip suck.


And, I'm not a huge fan of Vicoden. Shit knocked me out in under 5 minutes.

Zero
07-31-2006, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Vodstok


I just eeked past 8000 posts. And i almost cut part of my finger off this weekend. Yay! 4 stiches! Shots into your fingertip suck.
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so when you hit 9000 do you cut your hand off

(and wouldn't that ruin your sex life - - - - just kidding! :D )

Congrats on 8000

Miss Olivia
07-31-2006, 09:18 AM
They tried to put me on Vicodin, but it made me puke constantly, so they switched me to Darvocet and it's much better. I don't do too well on pills.

Zero
07-31-2006, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Miss Olivia
They tried to put me on Vicodin, but it made me puke constantly, so they switched me to Darvocet and it's much better. I don't do too well on pills.

funny, i don't do well off of pills

:eek:

Miss Olivia
07-31-2006, 09:29 AM
LOL I don't do well off weed.:D