Mice on a Plane

[The STE]

http://www.ksdk.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=100017

[francis488]

Now that's pretty scary... I hope that won't be a cause of future accidents on planes..

[The STE]

not as long as there's Snakes on a Plane

[Elvis_Christ]

or Gremlins

[The Mothman]

big whoop mice are cute and as long as its not rabie-ridden and biting me, i dont really care. cockraoches are another matter however.

[Haunted]

Mice maybe cute, but I'd rather not have them chewing through important wires, dying in my oxygen mask (inhaling mice ghosts...weird), or shitting in the shitty airplane food.

In this case...I'm with S, we'll keep running with the whole Snakes on a Plane.


Snakes are cute...

Cute little...er...medium sized king snakes... ooh or those beautifull white, red eyed corn snakes... they eat mice.

Snakes on a Plane! Whomever thought of that was brilliant!

[Kemal]

"Snakes on a plane"... I didn't know what the hell you all were talking about until I went to google.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b398/boingolover/snakes400x300.jpg

Are they joking? Who the thinks this crap up? http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8074/smileyfreak4ri.gif

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by The STE
not as long as there's Snakes on a Plane
that is a movie coming out with samuel l jackson!

snakes on the plane!:rolleyes:

[crabapple]

Is that image really their ad campaign?? That's really funny.

I hate faddish things, and I know they are milking this for its camp value because word of mouth has been taking off about their "awful movie".......but seriously, I would go and see this piece of crap, if it has a poster like that.

[newb]

THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE WING.....SOME.....THING...ON THE WING.

http://www.greenballoon.net/uploaded_images/shatner_twilight_zone-718470.jpg

[Angelakillsluts]

i'm definately seeing Snakes on a Plane when it comes out.

[mothermold]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp6p-Mrp7hU&search=cobra%20starship


Some music video for "Cobra Starship".....at any rate it's worth it for the voice-over at the beginning!

[crabapple]

Now, just in case anybody really cares, this is what I understand happened to make "Snakes on a Plane" the way it is:

1. The film's working title (the temporary title it had while it was being filmed because they couldn't think of a real title for it) was actually "Snakes on a Plane." They intended to replace that title with a real title when they figured out what to call the movie for real.

2. Someone told someone else that a really awful film called "Snakes on a Plane" was being made and word started circulating. Thanks to Ed Wood, and the public's fascination with bad movies (can you blame 'em?), the film became much talked about on the internet and the public looooooved the working title because it sounded so funny.

3. The studio, realizing that, for better or worse, the public was now familiar with the film under that title, decided to keep the title and cash in on the (probably tremendous) word-of-mouth advertising--but not only that! They decided to amplify the film's bad elements to make it appeal more to the camp/bad movie crowd.

4. Reshoots were ordered, including a scene of Samuel Jackson ranting out some dialogue that goes something like, "We got motherfuckin' snakes on this plane, and there's not a motherfuckin' thing we can do about it!!"

And so movie history is made!

[Angelakillsluts]

I heard they wanted to change the title and Samuel L Jackson told them he only signed on because it was called Snakes on a Plane. :p

can't wait.

[tarcher80]

is it bad that i'm mad pumped for this movie??? :confused:

[crabapple]

Well....movies are an amusement. People go and see movies to enjoy themselves, to have fun. If watching a silly movie about snakes on a plane sounds like a good time, then, why not?

I think going to a movie that everyone understands is "bad" is a better bet than going to see some piece of garbage they're trying to convince you is "good."

Finally, Ed Wood has hit the big time. The public is recognizing the entertainment value of bad cinema.

[Miss Olivia]

I would go watch "Turds in a Bowl" if Samuel L. was in it.
He never fails to entertain me.

[Pythoness]

So tell me...Am I insane that even after what she did to me, I not only feel sorry for her, but wonder if I could've prevented it?

No. You're not insane, you're just a decent human being with a good heart. But I really feel for you on wondering if you're crazy to still care about the well being of someone who hurt you. (And for what it's worth, I don't think there's anything you could have done to prevent it. We all make our own choices, and bear the sole responsibility for them.)

I was engaged to a guy who had been in an abusive relationship. About three months before our wedding (which beats the hell out of three months after!) he ended up going back to try again with is ex. He called me about a month later saying she hadn't changed and wanting to get back together.

Twice over the past year he's gotten in touch with me and been very upset/unhappy. It makes me feel a gut-wrenching emotional cocktail of sorrow and pity. I wish I could either hate him outright or feel nothing towards him. Part of me still loves him, but in the words of the immortal Hank Hill: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm kickin' your ass!" :p

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I would go watch "Turds in a Bowl" if Samuel L. was in it.
He never fails to entertain me.

Ah-hahaha! Me too. He was actually the only thing that made the movie Sphere worth watching to me.

[ManchestrMorgue]

"Snakes on a Plane" isn't so so bad.
"Snacks on a Plane" - now that would be scary. Those little bags of nuts taste like complete shit. And you don't get anywhere near enough to satisfy any sort of hunger.

[Haunted]

Aaaaand moving back to the mice problem....How about Cats on a Plane.

If you have allergies or don't like cats: Fuck you, it's better than having mice causing disasterous airline crashes and mice shit in your oxygen masks.

[Despare]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
i'm definately seeing Snakes on a Plane when it comes out.
I'll be right there with you. It's like a little B horror being released on the big screen. As for mice... D-Con. If you introduce cats what will you bring in to get rid of them once the mice are gone?

[Haunted]

Well, you don't put cats of opposite genders on the plane, thus you have no breeding problems. Sailors, back in the day, used to carry cats on their ships for good luck and because the cats killed the mice and rats.

Speaking of cats... I just watched Shrek2 for the hell of it. I realized something... Puss N' Boots reminds me a whole lot of my cat, Irish, sans the Antonio Banderas thing...and not being able to wear boots, wield a sword, and doesn't really dig wearing hats. However, he is a mean little su'm bitch.

Oh and by the way... did you know that in the actual story "Puss N' Boots" the cat was female?

I'll probably see Snakes on a Plane when it comes out on DVD or satelite. I won't go see it at the theatre. It just doesn't seem like an 8 buck movie.

[crabapple]

how about really big nasty squirrels on a plane! that would really be something.

[Despare]

Originally posted by Haunted

I'll probably see Snakes on a Plane when it comes out on DVD or satelite. I won't go see it at the theatre. It just doesn't seem like an 8 buck movie.

It's the perfect matinee movie! Unfortuanatly probably NOT a good manatee movie.

[crabapple]

oh the hu-manatee.

[Zero]

Originally posted by crabapple
oh the hu-manatee.

two whiskers up!

[Miss Olivia]

I've seen mutant fish, worms, ants, mosquitos....where the hell is the mutant MANATEE movie? It's about time the gentle cows of the sea nutted up and started eating the boats that always run over them!!!

Manatee: Still Waters Gnaw Deep

Oh, mommy, look at the pretty sea cow.....why are his eyes RED like that.....OH MY GOD AAAHAHAHAHAHRRRRGFGHGHGGHGH......

[Haunted]

They are cute little (huge) buggers aren't they? Shame that people have no respect for wildlife. I really don't understand why people don't give a shit, but apparently they don't. So, we continue to overrun the wilderness and run huge boats in pristine waters destroying and/or killing everything in sight. We do this so that we can glean some sort of sadistic amusement out of the wilderness. And then...and then... people bitch when they get eaten by a mountain lion.

Okay... I saw a show today. I had to get that off my chest.

[crabapple]

Next time you see a mountain lion, just go up to 'em and give 'em a big kiss! Kiss kiss kiss. MMMMMWHAH! right there. The big kitty will love you for it and will grant you three wishes.

[Pythoness]

Shame that people have no respect for wildlife. I really don't understand why people don't give a shit, but apparently they don't.

I really think the people who do give a shit still outnumber the ones who don't. It's just that the assholes get all the press.

Originally posted by crabapple
Kiss kiss kiss. MMMMMWHAH! right there. The big kitty will love you for it and will grant you three wishes.

Make sure your first two wishes are for Morphine! :eek:

[Haunted]

Originally posted by crabapple
Next time you see a mountain lion, just go up to 'em and give 'em a big kiss! Kiss kiss kiss. MMMMMWHAH! right there. The big kitty will love you for it and will grant you three wishes.

The whole point of respecting wild life is to leave them the fuck alone and stay out of their territory, smart ass. I did a project on wolves for my Conservation Biology class at uni. I love wolves, however, I wouldn't want to play with them. They aren't like my schnauzer, Sophie or even the only child I will ever raise- a male rottweiler named Moses.

Crab, that was a ridiculous retort, even for you.;)

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The STE
not as long as there's Snakes on a Plane

Especially those Trouser-Snakes. One got me last week. I still have the cold sore under my lip. *shudders* :p