I have a craving for chocolate!

[filmmaker2]

I have no chocolate in the house right now and all of a sudden I really want some. What's worse, I went to a couple of stores today and I could have bought some but I didn't. Now it's not really convenient to go somewhere because I don't want a Hershey bar, I want something a little better. I guess I could make some coffee and put some sugar in it, that would approximate a chocolate sort of flavor. Somebody console me!

[crazy raplh]

i have a syphony bar you can have.

[Elvis_Christ]

I just ate lots of these and feel kinda sick :)

[Miss Olivia]

Have sex. It affects the same part of the brain.;)

[filmmaker2]

Ohhhhhhh that's nice of you folks but it's NOT ENOUGH, NOT ENOUGH

I might have to go and get a Hershey bar and have a cheap sort of experience...Hershey isn't bad but I wanted something more happening. More, uh, refined...

I wonder if I can get one of my cats to go get a chocolate bar for me...tuck a dollar bill and a note under his little collar and say, "Now you go up the street and tap on the 7-11's door, the man should let you in and he'll read the note and take the money and send you back with a Hershey bar. Now DON'T EAT IT, just bring it back here to me and I'll have a nice tasty can of tuna for you"

[Violent Messiah]

I could cure your craving for chocolate easy...

The other day, I was in your same boat...I was dying for a chocolate fix, and then my sister drops by to visit and she has some with her. So I think I'm saved right?

WRONG!!!

It was some of that Choxie shit from Target and it was some messed up flavors:

Chocolate Redgolds: "A luscious cream center is blended with Korintje cinnamon, flown in all the way from the island of Sumatra in Indonesia. Dark chocolate and a candy shell sprinkled with gold dust encircle the center of sweet heat"

What the...??? Prententious snoby choclate...Ewwww...

Trust me, one of those things and you forget you ever wanted choclate...I haven't wanted chocolate since. :(

[filmmaker2]

My gosh....that description makes me want to start a fistfight with the person who formulated that particular confectionary!

I had an energy drink today, and those things usually aren't the most delicious tasting things. But this crap tasted like cabbage juice or something, it was really vile! "Who came up with this? What kind of whacky person thought this was good enough to put into a can??" was all I could think.

[filmmaker2]

PICKLES. It tasted of pickled vegetables in some weird way. Oh god!!!!

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Have sex. It affects the same part of the brain.;)

Really......? I'll have to use that line when a girl says she wishes she had some chocolate :)

[Miss Olivia]

Well, you never know. It could work. Or you could just decorate your crotch with Hershey's syrup.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Well, you never know. It could work. Or you could just decorate your crotch with Hershey's syrup.

Well it might make it look more appealing! Or else they'll run straight to the door :p

[Miss Olivia]

Decorate it as a smiley face.

[Violent Messiah]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
My gosh....that description makes me want to start a fistfight with the person who formulated that particular confectionary!

I had an energy drink today, and those things usually aren't the most delicious tasting things. But this crap tasted like cabbage juice or something, it was really vile! "Who came up with this? What kind of whacky person thought this was good enough to put into a can??" was all I could think.

Like, I know, right??? Aren't these things supposed to go throught focus groups first? Shouldn't someone with active taste buds stand up and say "Excuse me? This tastes like spoiled onion and garlic filled dead ass left laying in the sun too long.", or something to that effect?

You know what my dream job is? I want to be the guy that sits in on these idea sessions so when some dumbass cufflink says "I know! Lets mix perfectly good chocolate with cinnamon!!!", I will calmly and quietly slip on my fine Italian leather driving glove snugly and then bitch slap him so hard he falls two places down the evolutionary table. Then I can stand over him and sternly point my gloved finger at him and say "No! Bad cufflink! No!"...I bet the world would be a more wonderful place if jobs like that existed. :D

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Decorate it as a smiley face.

It'd make a better elephant :D

[Miss Olivia]

LMAO you're the artist.

[filmmaker2]

Well, now I wanna get a waffle. Same thing: I saw waffles at the store today, thought about getting some, passed them by.

[newb]

When i'm in the mood for chocolate I usually search out a "CHUNKY". Its very filling and full of richly goodness such as, chocolate [duh] ,raisins and nuts.

http://www.geocities.com/rraattbbooyy/images/chunky.jpg

[filmmaker2]

That is so mean of you to post that picture

[newb]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
That is so mean of you to post that picture

I'm sorry......have some cake.

http://www.nancys-kitchen.com/chocolate-cake.jpg

[filmmaker2]

well.........it looks like it's time for a hissy fit. Hissy fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


eeeeeeeeeeeYYYYYYYAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[newb]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
well.........it looks like it's time for a hissy fit. Hissy fit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


eeeeeeeeeeeYYYYYYYAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Don't take it too far....ya don't wanna get banned.;)

[filmmaker2]

mmmmmmmm hissy fit MmmmmmmRrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRR! Moooooorrrreeeeeeeeeow hiss

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by newb
When i'm in the mood for chocolate I usually search out a "CHUNKY". Its very filling and full of richly goodness such as, chocolate [duh] ,raisins and nuts.

http://www.geocities.com/rraattbbooyy/images/chunky.jpg

LMAO you old bastard.....I've been eating those things for 40 years myself :cool:

[filmmaker2]

I shared one of those with Ingrid Pitt the other day. No really! 'strue.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
I'm sorry......have some cake.

http://www.nancys-kitchen.com/chocolate-cake.jpg Great...Now I'm trying to figure out what the hell that damned thing says... :mad:


OH...I'm missing the show!:eek:


Bye....For real this time



I'll figure it out when I get back...

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
mmmmmmmm hissy fit MmmmmmmRrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRR! Moooooorrrreeeeeeeeeow hiss

Holy shit that cat looks creepy!

[The_Return]

Word of warning: If you need a chocolate fix, DO NOT go to Tim Hortons. I dont think they have those in the States, so I guess it would be the equivalent of Robins or something.

Anyway, I was craving chocolate today too, so I went to Tims to get a donut. I go to the counter and say "Hi, can I have a chocolate donut?". Well the girl working (who looked even younger than me) just gave me a blank stare. "Chocolate?" she says, then starts listing off like 50 different kinds of chocolate donuts. I said "Just chocolate", but she gave me another blank stare and said "Well, which one?". By this point I was getting a bit fed up so I just told her to pick one herself. She gave me this bizare Banana-tasting donut with a teensy-weensy little bit of chocolate frosting on top.

BLAH

[Despare]

Just grab a Hershey's Special Dark, a little better than the plain milk chocolate. I was craving something sweet when I read this thread so I had some tiramisu. MMMMmmmmmmm...

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by The_Return
"Hi, can I have a chocolate donut?". Well the girl working (who looked even younger than me) just gave me a blank stare. "Chocolate?" she says, then starts listing off like 50 different kinds of chocolate donuts. I said "Just chocolate", but she gave me another blank stare


I got mad just reading that. That's happened to me before in places that have a zillion varieties for everything.

[cyqe]

I have a candy drawer in my kitchen. I buy all sorts of candies and chocolates when they are on sale, my husband goes on what he calls "candy runs" and buys huge amounts of chocolate and candy to put in the candy drawer.
Then whenever anyone in the house wants candy or chocolate all they have to do is open the drawer and take what they want.

[filmmaker2]

spammah!!!!

Uh..............I mean......really?

[francis488]

I can resist chocolate.... for a day..

[bloodrayne]

*Still can't figure out what that damned cake says...Curse you Newb..grrr*



Anyway...Here's a little something to think about...Chocolate chips...Most people have them in for making cookies...I've been rescued a few times by remembering they're in the cabinet :)