Titles for Movies You Wouldn't Rent

[filmmaker2]

Now these are not titles of real films. They are imaginary. But let's say you walk into a video store and you see something that just says "Don't rent me---ever!" because the title just does not do it for you.

(Hey, you market research people, here's a freebie! Read this thread and get an insight into titles people DON'T want to see!)

I'll start off with two titles I definitely would not rent, no matter what I might have heard or read about these films...........

"EVIL POODLE"

and

"McDICK"

[Posher778]

Shaft of Terror

[The Flayed One]

I would buy Evil Poodle in a heartbeat.

Titles I probably wouldn't consider:

Love fungus

Lament of the Bricklayer

Billy the Amish Buggy Goes to Florida

[filmmaker2]

I would never rent THE LOBSTER BOYS' MARINADE DAYS

[The Flayed One]

Necro-anal bestial buttsex 2: The Felchining

[Haunted]

The Golden Rod of Orifice Maximus

[PR3SSUR3]

Necro-anal bestial buttsex 2: The Felchining

I've got that on VHS - uncut, too.

[slasherman]

the big breasted chainsaw hookers

[Despare]

Letter to the Mayor

[filmmaker2]

Good God! These ARE some of the lamest titles I've ever heard! You people are fantastic.

[PR3SSUR3]

'Straightforward Sex'

[The Flayed One]

How about ones we would rent, too?

Captain Gutgore Bloodrink and His Band of Neo-satanic Cannibalistic Rapist Zombi Nazi Ninjas

[Haunted]

Nipple Biters From the Planet Kookamunga

[filmmaker2]

Whoreticulture

Thirst for Vengeance

[The Flayed One]

Byten: Revenge of the Commodore 64

[Despare]

WWW.HORROR.COM: The Movie

[filmmaker2]

That's the scariest one of all ;)

[Haunted]

John Hopkins Critically Acclaimed Story of Mormon Passion:

Dan, Alice, Patricia, Wendy, Sandra, Lucy, Grace, and Ginger- The Everflowing Bed

[The Flayed One]

Macrame: Death forgets us knot


*Hangs head in shame*

[filmmaker2]

OMG OMG. You just took me back to the 70's for a moment, when everyone either made it or had it hanging on the wall...the macrame landscape.

It was a headache to look at even then, but....I miss it

[bloodrayne]

Friday The Thirteenth Part XX...Jason Takes Gilligan's Island





Okay...I'd most likely buy it....lol:p

[The_Return]

March of the Penguins 2: The Massacre

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by The_Return
March of the Penguins 2: The Massacre

Your suggesting that because you want to be typecast as the lead, aren't you?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Anything that starts with...

''Uwe Boll Presents...''

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Anything that starts with...

''Uwe Boll Presents...''

bloodrayne: HDC mod of doom?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
bloodrayne: HDC mod of doom? lol...That would be pretty boring....My life isn't very exciting.....And...Neither is this forum :eek: :o :p

[Miss Olivia]

Third World Girls Gone Wild

[Posher778]

I wouldn't buy "Bloodrayne's Home movies, Season's 1-100":D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Posher778
I wouldn't buy "Bloodrayne's Home movies, Season's 1-100":D HaHa...But, I have some awesome ones from when Seri and Alex were little...Birthdays, Halloweens, 4th of Julys, Easters, Christmases, Playing in the snow, Vacationing in Galveston, Canada, Seaworld (Seri feeding Shamu when she was 4...They picked her out of the audience), and a LOT more....Holy hell, that's almost 18 years of home videos! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dante'sInferno]

Search for the killer V...

[Posher778]

Lmao.

I'd also hesitate to rent something like

"Zero acts serious" or "Ste gets a job"

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by Posher778
Lmao.

I'd also hesitate to rent something like

"Zero acts serious" or "Ste gets a job"

Posher Goes A'Spammin'

newb: the Sober Years

[Dante'sInferno]

Dante:Life like no other........vol. 2

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Posher778
"Ste gets a job"



Considering the person you're talking about, that comes off sounding like porn.

[The Flayed One]

The Haunted Mansion

Synopsis: Eddie Murphy plays a door to door Flubber salesman who invades Haunteds' house while she's trying to enjoy a cold one. She chases him around for a half an hour with a frying pan.

Actually, I might watch that.

[Dante'sInferno]

One more from me....then im done.










The Downward Spiral:Life of the swirling turd.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Considering the person you're talking about, that comes off sounding like porn. HaHa...No shit...

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Posher Goes A'Spammin'

newb: the Sober Years

Hahaha. Thanks, that made me laugh. Well i'm off to the lake for the weekend, see you guys on sunday night.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Posher778
Hahaha. Thanks, that made me laugh. Well i'm off to the lake for the weekend, see you guys on sunday night.


Lucky you, I gotta go to work and deal with a completely asshole.

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Lucky you, I gotta go to work and deal with a completely asshole.

As opposed to hanging out with us complete assholes?:D

[tarcher80]

- Carnosar 12: The Tea Party
- The Sand Police
- Green Means Go

[Haunted]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
The Haunted Mansion

Synopsis: Eddie Murphy plays a door to door Flubber salesman who invades Haunteds' house while she's trying to enjoy a cold one. She chases him around for a half an hour with a frying pan.

Actually, I might watch that.

Ooo... And for the next hour and a half Eddie Murphy begins discovering that me and my lover, played by Jennifer Tilly, are fiendish killers. I like a little drama, so Eddie Murphy tries to shoot Jennifer Tilly, and I take the bullet for her. She is totally heart broken and cries begging me to live. Then she gets insanely pissed off...rage...wrath...they can't describe it... Then she tortures him to death and screaming like a wild savage woman who has lost the love of her life. At the very end, she takes me in her arms, kisses me, and shoots herself.

Damn that's fucking beautiful... especially if the sex scenes between me and Jennifer Tilly are lurid.

I loooooove Jennifer Tilly. I do prefer men, but there are very very few men who could make me pass over Jennifer Tilly. She's the High Priestess of Venus whether she knows it or not.

[filmmaker2]

Thankfully for all of us here, I think she does know it. Did you know she has a sister who also acts? What was her name. Aaaaaaand, I'm, just kidding. Meg Tilly is cuter I think, but Jennifer Tilly radiates some kind of unbelievably powerful sensuality vibe.

[Angelakillsluts]

"Uwe Boll presents"

edit: beaten!

[The Flayed One]

DAMN! Beaten to telling you that you were beaten!

Can we beat something anyways?

[Angelakillsluts]

i unno, you got bongos? :D

[Haunted]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Thankfully for all of us here, I think she does know it. Did you know she has a sister who also acts? What was her name. Aaaaaaand, I'm, just kidding. Meg Tilly is cuter I think, but Jennifer Tilly radiates some kind of unbelievably powerful sensuality vibe.

Meg Tilly won an Oscar for "Agnes of God" didn't she?

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Haunted
Meg Tilly won an Oscar for "Agnes of God" didn't she?


Golden Globe, she was only nominated for the oscar.

[Despare]

Pleasuring Thyself and Thy Sister: A Look Into Siamese Incest

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Despare
Pleasuring Thyself and Thy Sister: A Look Into Siamese Incest

I think that would still get more rentals than pr3ssur3's "straightforward sex" title.

oh troublesome times :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
DAMN! Beaten to telling you that you were beaten!

Can we beat something anyways? Well...You could beat each other...


Got any funoodles? :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
As opposed to hanging out with us complete assholes?:D



LoL, I'd rather have been here with you assholes then that one. Idiot's all pissed off because he's 40something and has to answer to someone half his age.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
LoL, I'd rather have been here with you assholes then that one. Idiot's all pissed off because he's 40something and has to answer to someone half his age. That guy MUST be an idiot...Cuz, I sure don't mind doing what Dustin says...In fact, I rather enjoy it ;) :D

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
That guy MUST be an idiot...Cuz, I sure don't mind doing what Dustin says...In fact, I rather enjoy it ;) :D



Fucker doesn't have to enjoy it, he just has to do it before he gets fired by someone half his age.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Fucker doesn't have to enjoy, he just has to do it before he gets fired by someone half his age. Ouch!....I'm glad I don't have to worry about getting fired :)



I gotta go now...Hungry people here...

Catch you guys later


*muah*

[filmmaker2]

"Knifegnome vs. Python, Ultimate Challenge 2: The Return"

[Dante'sInferno]

Die you,alien scumbag!






Or.....












Rimjaw!

[Elvis_Christ]

"A Ron Howard Film"

[Miss Olivia]

World War 2: The Musical.

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
"A Ron Howard Film"

wow. the venom!

[Soloman Kane]

Blood Rayne II & III
Doctor Who The Potty Training Years
Lords Of The Anal Ring
Butt Pirates of The Carribean
Britney Spears: Alien Birth I & II
Stephen Spielberg 1941 The Altered Edition
Feces I & II
Feces III The Wiping
Tom Cruise The Messiah
Alien Biker Lesbians Between The Pages The Deluxe Edition
Other Classics
The Waltons Gone Wild
MASH The Potter Diaries
The Flintstones Dinosaur Incest
Golden Girls The Porn Years

[slasherman]

Originally posted by Soloman Kane

Lords Of The Anal Ring

...:) that probably exist

prequel:
MisterSadistro's spam orgy, the beginning...a true story

[Miss Olivia]

I know there's actually a Lords of the G-String....I saw it on HBO. It was one of those incredibly stupid softcore porn movies.

[Despare]

A modern day slasher/cooking movie starring Cheeba.

KILLING THYME

[crabapple]

Uh........ LUV SUCKAH.

[Zero]

Citizen Crane

A remake of the Welles classic starring the cast of Fraser, with Eddie in the titular role!

[The_Return]

The Night You Were Concieved: An Interactive Experience

[Yellow Jacket]

Son of the Mask II: Loki's Castration

Dicks on a Plane

The O.C. Movie

Harry Twatter and the Prisoner of Asskabang

[Despare]

Originally posted by Zero
Citizen Crane

A remake of the Welles classic starring the cast of Fraser, with Eddie in the titular role!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eo/20060627/en_celeb_eo/19365;_ylt=AoHVCmerXNwdQeQtU.zjI.Ss0NUE

Too late... poor Eddie.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Despare
A modern day slasher/cooking movie starring Cheeba.

KILLING THYME That...was actually...extremely clever.....*quite impressed*...:cool:

[The_Return]

"I Bet You $50 I Can Get People To Fall For This!"

Tagline- L. Ron Hubbard explains the REAL origins of scientology.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Despare
A modern day slasher/cooking movie starring Cheeba.

KILLING THYME

:D haahaha! Brilliant.

[Angelakillsluts]

poor cheeba :(

[Miss Olivia]

Crystal Meth: A Love Story

[Yellow Jacket]

Charlie and the Chocolate Vasectomy

Star Whores Episode I: The Pussy's Venomous

Star Whores Episode II: Attack of the Bones

Star Whores Episode III: Revenge of the Dick

Star Whores Episode IV: A New Choke

Star Whores Episode V: The Empire Fucked my Ass

Star Whores Episode VI: Return of the Heterosexual

[alkytrio666]

Dumb and Dumbererer

and

Sasquatch Hunters...oh wait. This movie exists...and I DID rent it.


:)

[Yellow Jacket]

Sliced: A Circumcision Story

[tarcher80]

-The Big Promotion
-Rape
-Bank Rats

[Despare]

Jewel Case

One man's journey to remove the hard plastic security device from his newly purchased cd. If only he had stopped at the greeter...

[tarcher80]

Culinary School
Blondes Have More Fun
Trouble Trip

[crazy raplh]

armegedon dildos

[crabapple]

Struggle of the Dough-Nauts

[Dante'sInferno]

Bend over like Becca
Laser Dicks
Making the lightsaber:A Tribute to porn
Commandos in a pool
The Elf Orgy
Mrs Santa Clause and Mr Santa Clause:The First Encounter
Elf 2
Where babies actually come from
The Bisquick fairy
The Bare bitch project
The herpes
The Retarded Ninja Trio
Terminator: Rise of the Gorrilas!!
Bambi:The live edition
WWE:Exposed!(Exposing ALL WWE has to offer!)
Men Alone 3:The G string doesnt fit!
Exploring the Hole
G-Unit
Passoin of the Street Walkers
Broken Condoms
Christmas tree eats the children
Revenge of Bob:The retarded hillbillie
Lamb Chops
Pool side orgy
The Wizard of Ozz:I lost my virginity and I cant find my way back!
Semen Samples
Midget Bikini Contest
Midget:First Timers
Shit packers
Jackie Chan vs The Yakuza
The Nightmare after are sexual Encounter!:The Baby Edition
Don't feed your dog prozac!
Pumpkindhead:Hunt for the perfect woman
Freddy gets a penis enlargement
Jason gets his penis back
Ash:As president
Michael Meyers:Alone with Laurie
How the humans were born:A caveman Documentary
The Mountain Mosters Unleashed
Death of the Condom Empire

..

[crabapple]

Someone Toilet Papered My Cat Last Night

[Yellow Jacket]

Horn Dogs: Inside the Life of a Porn Star

[crabapple]

Yo, Ho! Blow the Man Dowwwwwwn.

[tarcher80]

Mailroom Bandits
Mother's Day
Gangster Grandpas
The Winner
Dial 'D' For Death
The Flaming Rose
Forest of Fears
The Mime & The Magistrate

[crabapple]

"The Winner"--that's pretty funny. I don't know why, but imagining that title on a video box makes me laugh. That's...lame

[Yellow Jacket]

Batman Begins: The Birth of Bruce Wayne

[Miss Olivia]

Batman Begins 2: The Afterbirth of Bruce Wayne

[Yellow Jacket]

Batman Begins 3: the Circumcision of Bruce Wayne

[tarcher80]

Bend Over Backwards
Nightmare Bus
Gate of the Apocalypse
Watch Out!
Drugs, Drugs, Drugs
Air Bud 6: The Steroid Hearings
Pushing A Rock

[Dante'sInferno]

Batman Begins 4:The Wayne Puberty stage

[Miss Olivia]

Batman Begins 5: Out of the Closet and Into the Batcave

[Yellow Jacket]

Batman Begins 6: Wayne's Unhealthy Spandex Obsession

[Miss Olivia]

LMAO goes pretty well together.

Batman and Robin: A Love Story

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
LMAO goes pretty well together.

It was originally called "Batman Begins 6: Try This on for Size"

BatBack Mountain

[Dante'sInferno]

Batman Really Likes His Bats:The Cave Encounter







"This is where the shit hits the fan!"

[Miss Olivia]

Batman Begins: Getting Funny Sores

[Yellow Jacket]

Batman will be making a special TV appearence soon on a show called...

Queer Eye for the Bat Guy

[Dante'sInferno]

Batman......vs.................................... .......................HERPES!







Will the cape crusader come out unscaved?Find out!

[Miss Olivia]

Batman Begins: Kicking the Crap out of Every Hooker in Gotham...
The Cold Sore War

[Yellow Jacket]

Superman Returns........ to Neverland Ranch

[Miss Olivia]

Superman Returns: Batman's Herpes

[Dante'sInferno]

Batman and Superman: A love story

[Miss Olivia]

Batman Begins: His Sex Change

[Dante'sInferno]

Batgirl Begins:A new outlook on life,The sex journey

[Yellow Jacket]

Batgirl Begins: Alicia Silverstone's Small Comeback

[Dante'sInferno]

Batgirl Begins:Batgirls gone wild!

[Miss Olivia]

Batgirl Begins: Doing Bachelor Parties

[crabapple]

Moooooooo - The Movie

[Yellow Jacket]

Batgirl Begins: Alicia Silverstone Fucks Yellow Jacket

Oh wait... I WOULD RENT THAT!!!!! :D

[Dante'sInferno]

And I would Direct it.






Batgirl Delivers:But,its Dantes baby!:eek:






I would so rent that one!Wait...my baby will probly be ugly as hell.Here,you can have it yellowjacket:D

[crabapple]

Friend of the Zombies

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
And I would Direct it.






Batgirl Delivers:But,its Dantes baby!:eek:






I would so rent that one!Wait...my baby will probly be ugly as hell.Here,you can have it yellowjacket:D

LMFAO!!!

Aw, look at the ugly little baby. You got your father's small penis. Well, that's what Mommy said. Goochie Goochie Goo! :p

[crabapple]

The Confusion of Nathaniel Ape-Face

[Dante'sInferno]

Heh,and yet my semen was more potent then yours.:D Alright,Our next target is Elektra,you dig?





Elektra meets Dante:The untimley duo

[joshaube]

Billy BoGumbo and the Attack of the Hairy-Chested Cock-Blockers.

Days of our Lives: The Complete Series.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Heh,and yet my semen was more potent then yours.:D Alright,Our next target is Elektra,you dig?





Elektra meets Dante:The untimley duo

Elektra 2: Breasts Not Included

[Miss Olivia]

Elektra 3: She's Hiding Something In Her Pants and It's Not Candy

[crabapple]

Petey's Midnight Adventure

[joshaube]

Idle Hands; Uncut
(Adults 18+ Only)

[Miss Olivia]

Chasing Pete's Dragon

[crabapple]

March of the Dickless Pineapples.

[Miss Olivia]

Attack of The Dicked Pineapples

[Dante'sInferno]

Aolf Hitler:The Birth

[Miss Olivia]

Hitler Does Dallas

[The_Return]

What Your Mom Didnt Want You To Know: The Movie

[Yellow Jacket]

I Saw Mommy Going Down on Santa Clause: A Christmas Carol

[The Mothman]

the scab eaters.

[Yellow Jacket]

Homeless in Seattle

[crabapple]

The Voyage of the Manly Men
Crimson College
Peanut Thieves
Killinator
Mr. Hypnosis

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by crabapple

Killinator

cmon id watch that!

[Despare]

Land of the Dying: A Floridian Tale

(Just to bump...)

[bloodrayne]

Love

Flowers

Hearts

Bunnies

Puppies

Kittens

Rainbows

Butterflies


I swear that I would never watch a movie with those words in the title


Well...Okay, except for:

Love at First Bite
Faust: Love of the Damned
Love Object
Guinea Pig: Flowers Of Flesh And Blood
Hearts In Atlantis
Serpent And The Rainbow
Butterfly Effect

You guys know what I mean

[bloody_ribcut]

what about slaughter flowers? that sounds sweet.



id have to say,....


the princess diaries.....

hoops...

gretchens movie....

one hundred pennies....

[bloodrayne]

what about slaughter flowers? that sounds sweet.



id have to say,....


the princess diaries.....

hoops...

gretchens movie....

one hundred pennies....OH!...That's another one...No movies with the word 'PRINCESS' in them

[Despare]

OH!...That's another one...No movies with the word 'PRINCESS' in them

The Princess Bride kicked ass...

And I'd watch Rainbow Princess Kitten Slaughter in a heartbeat.

[DraculaInDallas]

WWW.HORROR.COM: The Movie

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! No Shit!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[crabapple]

Batgirl 2: Cutie Battie

[The_Return]

King Kong: The Lost Sex Tape

[crabapple]

The Friendly Happy Gorilla

[bloody_ribcut]

kagaroo jack 4: in the out back again

[Dude Guadalupe]

The Princess Bride kicked ass...

And I'd watch Rainbow Princess Kitten Slaughter in a heartbeat.

Agree......


The Emo Diaries

[bloodrayne]

The Princess Bride kicked ass...

And I'd watch Rainbow Princess Kitten Slaughter in a heartbeat.

Okay...Anything with the word 'Slaughter' in the title, I WILL watch...That kinda cancels out the other words :)

[crabapple]

Bastard Nation

The Otter Warbles

Save Me A Piece of Bread

The White Envelope

[The_Return]

The Littlest Penis

[crabapple]

The Little Poo Nut

[Painfulldeath]

The Arizona Anus Massacre

[urgeok2]

The Westpickle Midget Massacre

[ChronoGrl]

King Kong: The Lost Sex Tape

I don't know... There's a part of me that would just love to see that massive ape schlong.

[urgeok2]

I don't know... There's a part of me that would just love to see that massive ape schlong.

that part of you doesnt have eyes to see..



or does it !!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Dude Guadalupe]

I don't know... There's a part of me that would just love to see that massive ape schlong.

http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/DudeGuadalupe/cleve.jpg

Oh that's nasty

[bloodrayne]

I don't know... There's a part of me that would just love to see that massive ape schlong.

EWWWW...I suggest having that part surgically removed

[newb]

that part of you doesnt have eyes to see..



or does it !!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I've heard of teeth.......but not eyes :eek:

[Painfulldeath]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wrath of Long Shlong Silver

[The_Return]

Bitch or Butch: A Prison Love Story

[urgeok2]

Son of Felch

[Painfulldeath]

I know what you did Last Spring : The Prequel

[The_Return]

PMS: Pre-Menstrual Slaughter

[urgeok2]

In Too Deep 2 : Up to the Knuckle

[Festered]

Deep Fist IV: Day of Rectuming

Shrek VS Eraserhead

Michael Moore's Don't go in the Bathroom Yet

[The_Return]

Your Mothers Schlong

[urgeok2]

The Gerbils Are Coming, The Hampsters Are Here !!

[ChronoGrl]

In Too Deep 2 : Up to the Knuckle

Now you're just trying to turn me on... ;)

[bloody_ribcut]

call me charlie


loose goose


the ironer


frank

[The_Return]

Teal's Not Real

[Despare]

Your Anus

A fictional look at William Herschel directed by H.G. Lewis

[crabapple]

The Man Who Bought Groceries For Other People But Didn't Pay For Them In Cash

[crabapple]

The Westpickle Midget Massacre


Ah, that's a good one! I would never rent that.

[neverending]

A Day at Macys.

[crabapple]

Here's a title I thought up way back in the 80's...

The Lobster Boys' Marinade Days

[neverending]

You said that one before.

[bloody_ribcut]

the curse of the star child 3

[ChronoGrl]

A Day at Macys.

LOL

I actually just ordered a couple of dresses from Macy's online store to avoid the shopping crowds.

[crabapple]

You said that one before.

I...I...I...I did??

:eek:

[crabapple]

Oh! Um......how about......

Bloodsuckazzzzzzzzzzz

[urgeok2]

the ironer




my favorite one so far

[bloodrayne]

Oh! Um......how about......

Bloodsuckazzzzzzzzzzz

Yeah...I think pretty much ANYTHING that had a word in it that ended with a 'Z', I would have to pass on...Just a little too hip hop for me

[cactus]

M. Night in Paris...there's a twist ending I wouldn't want to see...

[GorePhobia]

Marty's Moose Knuckle

[urgeok2]

March of the Clowns

[crabapple]

Dickless Pineapple 2: Dark Coconut

[bloody_ribcut]

hummingbird

[ChronoGrl]

March of the Clowns

How about...

Ass of the Clowns

[pinkfloyd45769]

How about...

Ass of the Clowns

That reminds me of Asshats:eek:
Which i would totally rent:)

[crabapple]

Assgoblins

[The_Return]

Assgoblins

...and the sequel:

Assgoblins 2: Gobblin' Ass

[Mr Lee]

Devil does dallas!? :o
...but would probably borrow it!

[The Flayed One]

Squared to Deaf: Mathemaniac

Francis, a clinically depressed junior high math teacher, finds solace from the general malaise of life in his only passion: classical music. When he learns he has a disease that will slowly eat away his eardrums, he becomes suicidal. One night, as he sits listening to his ever quieter CD collection, the voice of Franz Schubert speaks to him. Now on the apparitions instructions, he must kill the square of the number of victims from the previous slaughter in order to keep his hearing. Will the ever fainter voice disappear before global genocide?

[urgeok2]

Nosefinger

My First Treefort

Sleeping in : The Sunday Morning Story

[ChronoGrl]

That reminds me of Asshats:eek:
Which i would totally rent:)

LOL

"Asshat" is one of my absolute favorite words. I'd totally rent it, too.

[Painfulldeath]

Tiramisu: A History of Dessert in European Culture Vol.1

[bloodrayne]

March of the Clowns

How about...

Ass of the Clowns

Made me think 'March Of The Assclowns'


Which is better, Asshats or Assclowns?

Discuss :D

[Dude Guadalupe]

Shhh: A Librarian's Story

[The_Return]

Billy Takes a Nap

[neverending]

Tiramisu: A History of Dessert in European Culture Vol.1

I would watch that in a minute. I love shows about food.

[The Flayed One]

Pickled: A Murder Preserved

[urgeok2]

I would watch that in a minute. I love shows about food.

you and my wife both.

she has the same look on her face watching food shows - that most men do watching porn

[The Flayed One]

you and my wife both.

she has the same look on her face watching food shows - that most men do watching porn

You mean her O Face?

http://veganfreakradio.com/o-face.jpg

[urgeok2]

depends on the food ..

sometimes the ahhhhh face

[bloody_ribcut]

van wylder's In Space

[ferretchucker]

The Nasty Nun.

[Painfulldeath]

An Afternoon at the Sea Urchins Observatory

[bloodrayne]

The Nasty Nun.

HaHa...I know a few people who would rent that one

[ferretchucker]

HaHa...I know a few people who would rent that one

I bet you do. ;)


The Snail Conundrum.

[Leprucky Cougar]

Be Cool...yuk

[fortunato]

Remote Controls of the Pacific Northwestern United States.

[jugchord]

STD Man.....

[Leprucky Cougar]

STD Man.....

I actaully wouldn't mind seeing that....lol. This one time I coached a adolescent debate team and we had to think of a lab name no one had any idea of what to be. So I decided to use the lab leaders names and abbreviate it to STD fir short (Shannon (me), Trenya, and Darryl) And when it came to introduce everyone I got weird glares and whinces...didn't figure out why til I repeated to myself afterawhile.


Anyway: Scrotum Soup

[neverending]

STD Man.....

Been listening to Stephen Lynch again?

[Despare]

Been listening to Stephen Lynch again?

Haha


Valtrax Man

Oozing the puss of justice...

[bloody_ribcut]

Flaco










.....

[Leprucky Cougar]

Hamburger Herpes

Coming to a theater near you. lol

[cactus]

Lemon Party II: The Legend of Curly's Gold

Dustbuster, the Musical!

The Village

[neverending]

The Village

Okay, that was hilarious.

[fortunato]

The Village

Haha...

--------------------------

Regis Philbin Makes an Omelet.

[Despare]

Dancing With The Stars: The Movie

[fortunato]

I would not rent...
Spooky Boners.

[Papillon Noir]

Attack of the Ninja Zombie Bunnies 2: Fluffy's Revenge

Night of the She-Sloth 4: Slow Kill

Vicious Vixens of Vahalla 3: Freya's First Time

:p

[bloodrayne]

Okay, that was hilarious.

HaHa...I agree :D

Attack of the Ninja Zombie Bunnies 2: Fluffy's Revenge


OMG...I would probably watch that :o

[Papillon Noir]

HaHa...I agree :D


OMG...I would probably watch that :o

LOL I think it would make a great trailer. :D

[Demon Seed]

Fred The Movie

[bloodrayne]

Fred The Movie

I think most people here don't know what Fred is

But...I'm just glad you're posting

Keep it up!

[ferretchucker]

The Thermominator

[Abominus]

Bridges of Madison County 2: Electric Boogaloo

[bloodrayne]

Brokeback Mountain 2: When your horse is your only companion


ewwww

[Dante'sInferno]

I know this is wrong but....





The Short-Bus Massacre:Featuring Lindsay Lohan as the stuttering prostitute.


Who will survive and who will fall?

[ferretchucker]

Leprechaun: Back 2 Da Space

[Vodstok]

Okay, that was hilarious.
I wholeheartedly agree :)

How about:
Roger Ebert Dances Topless

A portrait of sodomy: A montage of anal rape scenes from Deliverance to whatever other movies involve forced butt sechs

Jesus and the littlest leper

Sloth: The slow Beast

Sloth and Chunk go for a romp (not related to the previous title)

Happy Days reunion: Who has more hair. And a pulse.

[Vodstok]

I know this is wrong but....





The Short-Bus Massacre:Featuring Lindsay Lohan as the stuttering prostitute.


Who will survive and who will fall?
My favorite quote from the trailer:

"Oh my God! there is blood and bicycle helmets EVERYWHERE!"



(Holds Dante's hand on his trip to Hell)

[Vodstok]

The art of looking tired: A film by Kate Moss

Pumpkin Butt

The Smell

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: A Gus Van Sant film
Starring Anne Heche, Vince Vaughn and William H Macy

[Dante'sInferno]

My favorite quote from the trailer:

"Oh my God! there is blood and bicycle helmets EVERYWHERE!"



(Holds Dante's hand on his trip to Hell)Hahahahaha!

[Vodstok]

Hahahahaha!
:D

I am an evil prick :)

[stubbornforgey]

a new zealand film

The tattoist

[bloody_ribcut]

eddie and dave's great adventure


another movie in first person view


kids jump

.............manthat last one sounded boring.

[illdojo]

Patchouli: A Hippie Story

[The Mothman]

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy: A Gus Van Sant film
Starring Anne Heche, Vince Vaughn and William H Macy

every time i think of Gus Van Sant, i think of dozens of highschool kids getting massacred. dunno what to think of above.

[fortunato]

If you thought The Village was bad, just wait until you see

The Village 2: Back 2 the Present

[Vodstok]

If you thought The Village was bad, just wait until you see

The Village 2: Back 2 the Present
DUDE!:mad:

How baout a spolier warning, DUDE. That ending was BAD ASS! Dude. M Night Shyamalamadingdong is brilliant and stuff. Dude.

And showing up in the reflection of the teapot when we just found out that the whole thing was set in the present and the monsters were just a ruse to keep the kids stupid and afraid, because being terrified on a daily basis that a monster is going to kill you and not having running water is way better than the 1 in a million chance that you might die a horrific tragic death in the real world.


Dude.


:)

Breakin' 3: Electric Boogaloo 2
Now with 60% more VanDamme dancing in the background.

[Despare]

Breakin' 3: Electric Boogaloo 2
Now with 60% more VanDamme dancing in the background.

Nobody would rent that, but only because you can't rent that kind of awesomeness, you must OWN it.

[Vodstok]

A movie that is a twist all on its own:

Signs 2: They were just faking the water thing to throw us off


The 7th Sense


An Instant Classic for kids:
Disney's Calligula


Eli Roth's Prince of Tides
(90 minutes of butt rape with a Barbara Streisand soundtrack playing over the whole thing. Fangoria writes "The most horrific torture movie EVER MADE. Please, we're crying. Please stop it Mr Roth!")


My Dinner with Nick Nolte and Gary Busey.

Alternate title:

What the HELL are you two talking about?!?!?

[fortunato]

DUDE!:mad:

How baout a spolier warning, DUDE. That ending was BAD ASS! Dude. M Night Shyamalamadingdong is brilliant and stuff. Dude.

And showing up in the reflection of the teapot when we just found out that the whole thing was set in the present and the monsters were just a ruse to keep the kids stupid and afraid, because being terrified on a daily basis that a monster is going to kill you and not having running water is way better than the 1 in a million chance that you might die a horrific tragic death in the real world.


Dude.


:)


Ah, sorry! I'm such an asshole.
I've ruined what may have been a life-changing experience for those unfortunate souls who haven't seen the first one.

(Wow...I feel guilty typing the words "life-changing" in a sentence regarding The Village.)

My Dinner with Nick Nolte and Gary Busey.

Alternate title:

What the HELL are you two talking about?!?!?

Hahaha

Or how about the next one in this series...

Incoherent Interviews Vol. 2: My Dinner with Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne.

[Vodstok]

Ah, sorry! I'm such an asshole.
I've ruined what may have been a life-changing experience for those unfortunate souls who haven't seen the first one.

(Wow...I feel guilty typing the words "life-changing" in a sentence regarding The Village.)


dont feel guilty, it is life changing, although in a way similar to rape or the death of a loved one.

Twisting the cube: A tale of the national rubic's cube tournament


And God Also Said: a 32 part miniseries chronicalling every part of the bible charlton heston DIDNT make a movie out of.

Crying into a Kleenex

Assclowns: The ICP version of "Trekkies"

[bloodrayne]

Or how about the next one in this series...

Incoherent Interviews Vol. 2: My Dinner with Keith Richards and Ozzy Osbourne.

Part 3: Bob Dylan and Kurt Cobain

[neverending]

I'd watch the Rubik's Cube movie.

[Vodstok]

Tremors 6 :These ones dig AND fly!

AND Run!

And go to outerspace.


Stalin: A loving tribute

Roman Polanski's Bambi

Star Wars Episode I : The Phanthom Menace : Digitally re-remastered. Again.

[kpropain]

Drunken Redneck Gutter Slut Moms Vol. 4
Staring
The Trials and Tribulations of Britney Spears

[Vodstok]

Geriactrics Gone Wild!

Dreamwork's A Homeless Story.

Wigs!

[Despare]

Tremors 6 :These ones dig AND fly!

AND Run!

And go to outerspace.


I would totally watch that.




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