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Moses
06-20-2006, 08:54 PM
Im sueing america for turning me into a shell of my former self... Im becoming more then a man morethen u oh wait thats a pantera song.. umm im now brundlefly?
newb
06-21-2006, 05:30 AM
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Zero
06-21-2006, 05:56 AM
Originally posted by Moses
Im sueing america for turning me into a shell of my former self... Im becoming more then a man morethen u oh wait thats a pantera song.. umm im now brundlefly?

if its adultery, i figured your right hand would be suing your left hand for, uhm, let's just call it 'manual infidelity'

:D
PR3SSUR3
06-21-2006, 08:01 AM
Waht a cnut.
The Flayed One
06-21-2006, 08:22 AM
Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Waht a cnut.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Cnut.jpg
ItsAlive75
06-21-2006, 10:54 AM
You should file charges against yourself for rape, too.
zwoti
06-21-2006, 11:45 AM
this thread rocks :cool:

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Zero
06-21-2006, 12:31 PM
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The STE
06-21-2006, 01:08 PM
ThisThreadSucks <<<
Haunted
06-21-2006, 03:52 PM
I'm sueing northeast Minneapolis
PR3SSUR3
06-21-2006, 04:27 PM
I'm sueing God, like Billy Connolly did.

Anyone know how I can get hold of Him?

:D :D :D
newb
06-21-2006, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
I'm sueing God, like Billy Connolly did.

Anyone know how I can get hold of Him?

:D :D :D

YOU CALLED?

http://www.legendsofcomedy.com/movie/burns.jpg
Dante'sInferno
06-21-2006, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
I'm sueing God, like Billy Connolly did.

Anyone know how I can get hold of Him?

:D :D :D Clap your hands 3 times then kick yourself in the nutts and then he should come.:)
bwind22
06-21-2006, 11:13 PM
If you are suing yourself for adultery, wouldn't that mean you that you caught yourself jacking somebody else off, therefore meaning you cheated on yourself?

Just trying to clear that up....


Originally posted by Haunted
I'm sueing northeast Minneapolis


Wha? Why?


Oh. I see. This dork is from my hood. Wow, thanks for showing up and making us Minnesotans proud Moses. Now Minneapolis is gettin sued because of you!