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Well, i just heard on the radio that some girl in Texas is suing MySpace for like 30 million dollars for not protecting her from some 19 year old dude and letting her post all her private info etc.
SO, I have decided. . . .THAT I AM SUING HDC!
Mainly for not protecting me from all of you. . . y'know protecting my feelings and such, oh and my sense of dignity. . . oh yeah, and protecting my time from posting on here too much. . . oh, and not protecting my fingers from typing lots of posts on these really, really hard keys. . . oh, and protecting me from having to vote in endless tournaments. . . oh, and one time someone stepped on my tail, i didn't actually see who it was, but I can assure you that HDC DID NOT protect me from it. . .
so, in sum, HDC has done an absolute shite job of protecting me from anything. . .and, thus and therefore, I am entitled to something like $1.5billion - - -
but, i'll settle for a bag of Cheetos, a six pack of Bud Light and a copy of Fangoria
Haunted
06-20-2006, 05:31 AM
I'll buy you a dill pickle if you'd like?
Originally posted by Haunted
I'll buy you a dill pickle if you'd like?
heh heh heh heh . . . she said pickle . . . heh heh heh heh heh
_____V_____
06-20-2006, 06:43 AM
want an attorney?
Blackwell & Associates (http://www.blackwell-law.net/contact.aspx)
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1beastieibe
06-20-2006, 10:26 AM
The sad thing is she will probably win:rolleyes:
Madrigal
06-20-2006, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by 1beastieibe
The sad thing is she will probably win:rolleyes:
True enough.
I don't know what's worse, that people are greedy enough to try this shit, or that the legal system actually lets them into court.
Jacob Singer
06-20-2006, 11:42 AM
HOLY SHIT
I don't know how this could happen, here on private process a claim like that would rejected. You can't go against your own acts, that lady mades a contrac with Myspace and she accepted all the conditions, so if someone has acces to your private info Just because you let all this info open for anyone that saw your space...FUCK YOU!!!!
Jacob Singer criminal advocate
Originally posted by Jacob Singer
HOLY SHIT
I don't know how this could happen, here on private process a claim like that would rejected. You can't go against your own acts, that lady mades a contrac with Myspace and she accepted all the conditions, so if someone has acces to your private info Just because you let all this info open for anyone that saw your space...FUCK YOU!!!!
Jacob Singer criminal advocate
yes yes yes - but how much MONEY CAN I MAKE OFF OF MY LAW SUIT!!!!!??????
VampiricClown
06-20-2006, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Zero
yes yes yes - but how much MONEY CAN I MAKE OFF OF MY LAW SUIT!!!!!??????
I'm afraid that according to the rules of HDC, you must sue each individual member for a certain amount. So you must have a proper problem with each member. So start a list.
The STE
06-20-2006, 08:33 PM
I'm suing you for suing me
Dante'sInferno
06-20-2006, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by The STE
I'm suing you for suing me I'm also suing Zero for suing me.
monalisa
06-20-2006, 09:05 PM
Are there any laws against monkeys filing lawsuits? If so, Zero might be able to file a federal lawsuit for discrimination! :p
monalisa
06-20-2006, 09:10 PM
Vigilante Monkey!
bwind22
06-20-2006, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Jacob Singer
HOLY SHIT
I don't know how this could happen, here on private process a claim like that would rejected. You can't go against your own acts, that lady mades a contrac with Myspace and she accepted all the conditions, so if someone has acces to your private info Just because you let all this info open for anyone that saw your space...FUCK YOU!!!!
Jacob Singer criminal advocate
I believe this is pretty much how the courts will see it too. I don't think this girl has much chance of winning this lawsuit at all being that she was the one that put all of her personal info online for this guy to see & re-post in the first place. Not to mention, to create an account, she had to agree to their terms of service & if she didn't want just anyone looking at the info she put online, she had the option of making her profile private. The fact that she's even trying to sue makes me think she's probably a fucking idiot.... :rolleyes:
Jacob Singer
06-21-2006, 04:01 AM
bwind, I'm completly agree with you, so anybady has to suit her ofr be so fuckin' idiot (that's justice)
Originally posted by monalisa
Are there any laws against monkeys filing lawsuits? If so, Zero might be able to file a federal lawsuit for discrimination! :p
OOOHHH that is such a good idea - I'm calling the ASCLU (American Simian Civil Liberties Union) - i have clearly been discriminated against here
(that said, all these counter-suits are just plain silly - come on guys, you can't sue a tiny silly monkey!!!)
. . . and i'm going to fling some dung at you all for a while
The STE
06-21-2006, 08:37 AM
if you can sue, you can be sued. Two way street
Originally posted by The STE
if you can sue, you can be sued. Two way street
in that case i'm suing you AND your penis. . . so there!