Cheese in the Closet

[Miss Olivia]

Everybody has them....those movies that you KNOW are awful and cheesy and horrible....yet you still sit down and watch and enjoy them, even when people come over and catch you watching them and poke fun....what BAD movies are GOOD to you? For instance, I know Troll is a horrible movie, but I just can't stop watching it....and I get lots of laughs and groans from my friends when they catch me....

[filmmaker2]

Gosh, Olivia, a good 40% of my collection IS the cheese and I put it out front and center! Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Rodentz, S Club 7 in Miami.....it's a nonstop cheese fest over here.

[Miss Olivia]

I personally love cheesy movies, especially horror. The lower the budget the better usually. Once in a while, I run across something so freaking bad that even I can't sit through it more than once(Breeders for one) but usually they make me laugh, and that's a really important commodity nowadays...
And on a more personal rant, Breeders is one of the top three worst freaking movies on the planet....I'd rather sit through a three day student movie marathon than watch that pile of crap again....I only laughed for the first twenty minutes and then it dried up my laughter and started actually depressing me....by the end I was in a corner with a paper towel over my face and my sister was hiding her face in my couch....

[The_Return]

I have a bunch of these as well.

Street Fighter, though not horror, is a big one. I know it's an awful movie, but it's just so much fun!

[Posher778]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Gosh, Olivia, a good 40% of my collection IS the cheese and I put it out front and center! Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Rodentz, S Club 7 in Miami.....it's a nonstop cheese fest over here.

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by The_Return
I have a bunch of these as well.

Street Fighter, though not horror, is a big one. I know it's an awful movie, but it's just so much fun!


Wasn't that the one with Raul Julia in it? I love that movie!

[Dante'sInferno]

Does,Big Trouble In Little Tokyo count as being a cheesy film?

[Miss Olivia]

Do you mean Big Trouble in Little China?

[filmmaker2]

I started a thread like this once and everyone ignored it :(

But your thread is doing fine ;)

In my opinion one of the best things you can do is to see NEON MANIACS. It's weird because it's a really, really terrible film, but it is so naive and silly that it creates a strange warm-hearted fuzzy feeling. It's stupid enough to laugh at but there is a bizarre poignancy within. I think this is because it is a gory outrageous horror film that dares to be romantically sentimental with its characters.

[Miss Olivia]

I haven't seen that one yet, but I'll check it out. I felt the same way about the Toxic Avenger....that's one of my all time favorites. Troma video is addictive:)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Do you mean Big Trouble in Little China? Yeah,sorry my bad.

[The Flayed One]

I love Bloodsucking Freaks. I can't get enough of it. Same way with Redneck Zombies.

[horrorobsessed]

my cheesey movies are the old Christmas movies. like Nester, Rudolph, Jack Frost, etc. i get shit every year for those.

[zwoti]

must upgrade to the japanese dvd at some point

http://www.jabootu.com/images/gsposter.jpg

[filmmaker2]

The American version has THE grooviest, most ass-shakin' theme song ever written for a monster flick. Great song.

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Yeah,sorry my bad.

Sure, it's cheesy but it's also a rad movie, Kurt Russell and John Carpenter work really well together....the exploding guy is the best....

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Wasn't that the one with Raul Julia in it? I love that movie!

Yes! Julia is the best part...people say it's a shame that it was his last movie, but I personally dont think he could have gone out on a higher note!

[horrorobsessed]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Do you mean Big Trouble in Little China?

Big Trouble in Little China? I so have that movie! Totally awesome, obsessed with it for a long time as a kid. Now I just get really excited when it comes on.

[newb]

I think cheesy movies are gooda.

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by The_Return
Yes! Julia is the best part...people say it's a shame that it was his last movie, but I personally dont think he could have gone out on a higher note!

I totally agree...it was a shame he died so young:(

Speaking of high cheese, has anyone here ever seen Troll 2?
It's not about trolls:rolleyes:

[pinkfloyd45769]

Grease:) I'm not sure if it counts as cheesy,some people love it.I watch it when i'm bored and have since i was 14. The only other one i can think of.i just watched today,Elf!!

[filmmaker2]

ooo, how about Xanadu. hoo hoo!

[Miss Olivia]

Hey, there's always Xanadu....no matter how cheesy it is I still watch it a couple of times a month. To tell a secret, I think I really like the soundtrack:o Anyway, Gene Kelly tried really hard in that movie....and it would be impossible for almost ANYONE to overcome Olivia Newton-Johns blonde perkiness....

[mothermold]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
The American version has THE grooviest, most ass-shakin' theme song ever written for a monster flick. Great song.

I've looked high and low for that damn song and I can't find it anywhere.Certainly a song THAT good has to be compiled on a "greatest hits" or something...any clues??

[filmmaker2]

I heard there was a 3-minute, 45 rpm single of the song released when the film came out, and it's in stereo. How cool would that be to have!!!!!! Yeah, I wish I had that.

[Haunted]

Big Trouble in Little China is the best movie EVER

Jack: What's in the bag, Egg?
Egg Shin: Earth, Wind, all that sort of thing.
Jack: Yeah, but what does it do?
Egg: Gives good buzz!

Uh... I watched Flash Gordon a few days ago, and Planet of the Vampires yesterday.

I think any 70's film that features one British character and the line, "There's something going on in this house, damnit!" with overly dramatic actions or under drama counts as cheese.

Of course, Squirm has none of those, but works just the same.

[filmmaker2]

heh heh heh....Squirm.....that movie has a certain odd appeal. None of the characters seems really likeable, but there they are anyway, so you have to root for them...the scene with the city guy ordering the egg-cream (and having to explain what it is because no one knows what the hell he's talking about) is pretty funny.

[Miss Olivia]

OMG I'd almost forgotten about Squirm....I actually had a dream last night about worms taking over people and turning them into zombies...the weird part was the worms ate the people and then regurgitated them as zombies, and they looked normal until they stepped into sunlight and then they were decayed corpses....and the weird part was the worms came down in little pods that looked just like whole garlic cloves.....I guess I won't be having italian food for a while.....:eek:

[Miss Olivia]

Ahhh....Trick Or Treat, where Skippy went metal....I freaking LOVE that movie....it's almost painful to watch, but it hurts so GOOD...

[stubbornforgey]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Everybody has them....those movies that you KNOW are awful and cheesy and horrible....yet you still sit down and watch and enjoy them, even when people come over and catch you watching them and poke fun....what BAD movies are GOOD to you? For instance, I know Troll is a horrible movie, but I just can't stop watching it....and I get lots of laughs and groans from my friends when they catch me....

I know what you mean..
I hate idle hands and yet i find myself drawn to the bloody screen..that and bloody poltergeist 2

[filmmaker2]

Now here we have the doomed souls aboard a train controlled by the Devil, singing in an 80's music video and breakdancing their way to hell in the film "Night Train To Terror."

If you think my description of this image is a joke of some kind, well, watch the movie! It'll make just about anyone shiver.

[The_Return]

How could I forget Dark Heritage! Great cheesy movie, one of my favourites!

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
I know what you mean..
I hate idle hands and yet i find myself drawn to the bloody screen..that and bloody poltergeist 2

Poltergeist two is a definite one of those movies...I can't pass it up either:)

F2, I've never even heard of Night Train To Terror....but if that's a still from it....GOD HELP US ALL LOL!!!!!

[filmmaker2]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia

F2, I've never even heard of Night Train To Terror....but if that's a still from it....GOD HELP US ALL LOL!!!!!

Yes! It's a real movie, and it's really awful! Those kids are supposed to be a rock band whose souls Satan covets or something like that, oh, it's really amazing. It's almost as good as POLTERGEIST II!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087798/

[Miss Olivia]

Ooooh wooow......God and the Devil are on a train and the rock bands in the next car.....I must see this cheesefest....
You know there was a movie I saw with Richard Moll....it was low budget(duh) and he was a demon or something and he was making this guy in a blue suit do things so his soul wouldn't be damned or something....I can't quite picture it...dammit....the guy went through all these worlds and had these challenges or something.....??????

HELP!!!!

[filmmaker2]

Sounds like "The Dungeonmaster":

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089060/

[VampiricClown]

I was hoping this was about actual cheese in the closet....

[Miss Olivia]

Yes!!! It's the Dungeonmaster. I haven't seen that movie in years...I'll have to get it now.

[Miss Olivia]

Hah....I got the Dungeonmaster for 4.49 on Amazon....I'm sure it will be terrible. Can't wait!
Are there any better places to buy movies online? The only place I've been using is Amazon and they seem to have pretty good prices...I got The Gate for 1.80....

[filmmaker2]

Yep....yep....yep....that's what happens to me too. I'll remember some piece o crap movie from a million years ago, feel lonesome for it, and then, wham! I'm looking for it online, find the cheapest possible copy but will pay some money if I have to...then I wait for it to arrive and then I watch it aghast.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I was hoping this was about actual cheese in the closet.... Don't feel bad...The first thing I thought of when I read the title was 'Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends'...


So...I'm even more disappointed than you...

*sigh*

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Yep....yep....yep....that's what happens to me too. I'll remember some piece o crap movie from a million years ago, feel lonesome for it, and then, wham! I'm looking for it online, find the cheapest possible copy but will pay some money if I have to...then I wait for it to arrive and then I watch it aghast.


Yeah, but it's still nice for nostalgic purposes. I'm sure Dungeonmaster won't be nearly as cool as it was when I was 12, but I'll still enjoy it...next I'm going to send my sister a copy of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, because she's kind of sad and nothing cheers me up like cross dressing aliens from the planet Transsexual, in the galaxy Transylvania....

[Yeti.13]

Monster Dog with Alice Cooper, so bad he doesn't talk about it. Ilove it especially the really cheesy songs and crappy F/X.

[orangestar]

Teen Knight....I love it. It's like A Knights Tale mixed with Three Ninjas...

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/99/129799.jpg

[filmmaker2]

this is the Best. Thread. Ever.

[Miss Olivia]

Haha.....

[Beyond]

Sitting proudly at the top of my cheese list, is the heart warming & up lifting classic...Burial Ground



http://www.epinions.com/images/opti/c9/50/1003278-movie-resized200.jpg


Also I have a lil' love for Waxwork. :D

[filmmaker2]

I think that when a person enjoys a bad movie, they are in fact loosening up a little and enjoying the imperfections of being a person--it is us laughing at ourselves a little and relaxing instead of insisting that everything be polished and perfect.

[newb]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
I think that when a person enjoys a bad movie, they are in fact loosening up a little and enjoying the imperfections of being a person--it is us laughing at ourselves a little and relaxing instead of insisting that everything be polished and perfect.

Good analogy FM.
The cheesiest movie in my collection would have to be...
http://www.undergroundhumor.com/videos/images/death_race_2000_dvd_large1.gif

[filmmaker2]

Ah, and here's one I really love. This is a REALLY entertaining one. It's so weird and awful that it's sort of hard to describe. I have read some reviews of it that convey its qualities pretty well though.

[Miss Olivia]

Vegetarians beware!!
That rocks...

Here's a good one for you:

[Haunted]

How about The Golden Child with Eddie Murphy? There was also this movie with Robert Englund playing the Marquis De Sade. He was either the present incarnation or a resurected version. Anyway, he'd kidnapped this modern woman because she reminded him of a woman he once had an obsessive relationship with at some point in his life. It was probably dumber than that movie Ishtar, which is said to be the worst movie ever made.

[Miss Olivia]

Yes! I loved the Golden Child....the dancing stop motion pepsi can, and the Dragon Lady....that's uber cheese....

I've never seen the Robert Englund movie you were talking about, it sounds interesting. Did anybody ever see The Phantom of the Opera with Robert Englund? I loved that movie when I was a preteen.....

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by Haunted
There was also this movie with Robert Englund playing the Marquis De Sade. He was either the present incarnation or a resurected version. Anyway, he'd kidnapped this modern woman because she reminded him of a woman he once had an obsessive relationship with at some point in his life.


"Night Terrors"...

man that movie sucked huge rhino balls, and believe me when I say this, it was made by none other than Tobe Hooper...:rolleyes:

http://www.dvdzone2.com/pictures/big/night2719.jpg

talking about cheesy flicks...what bout Campfire Tales? Bad Taste? Dead Alive?

Kung Fu Hustle is on top of that tree too...damn cheesiness...yet you gotta love that movie...

And the grand-daddy of em all, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness...cheesy as can be, and you gotta adore those 2...

:D

[Miss Olivia]

Are you kidding??? Kung Fu Hustle is one of my all time favorite movies....everything in it was totally unexpected for me....I bought it three times on pay per view and then got it from the video store....

And Dead Alive is so bad it's awesome:D

[ENTITY2000]

nothing but trouble with demi moore and chevy chase
is pretty cheesy!

[Dante'sInferno]

I dub Kung Fu Hustle as...














The Greatest cheesy movie of all time.

[Miss Olivia]

Hell yeah....

[orangestar]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Hell yeah....

ugh...my boyfriend LOVES that movie, and he made me sit through it once. It was excruciating.

[Miss Olivia]

I guess you kind of have to be a fan of old kung fu movies to really appreciate Kung Fu Hustle.....it's just not everybodys cup of tea.....

[ENTITY2000]

never heard of it?:confused:

[Miss Olivia]

The Kung Fu Hustle? It's one of my favorite movies....if you like kung fu movies and Looney Tunes you have to watch it....one of the most original movies in years!

[filmmaker2]

I thought Kung Fu Hustle was a lot of fun. Maybe a couple of details I might've changed, but it's really just a fun ride for geeks. Had a few good sentimental moments too. And great effects overall. It was a big enough movie that they needed to hire the crews of the other martial-arts filmmaker gurus to come in and create a bunch of second unit stuff, so, I thought it was worth seeing for the spectacle alone.

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I guess you kind of have to be a fan of old kung fu movies to really appreciate Kung Fu Hustle.....it's just not everybodys cup of tea.....

I love some of the old Kung-Fu films, the badly dubbed one's are excellent. I also like some of the actors used especially after the death of Bruce Lee. Check this one out!!

Not only have you got "Bruce Le"! and Harold "Oddjob" Sakata, my personal favorite of all time "Chick Norris"!!!:D

[orangestar]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
The Kung Fu Hustle? It's one of my favorite movies....if you like kung fu movies and Looney Tunes you have to watch it....one of the most original movies in years!

I'll give it points for originality, and amazing effects. But I guess I just don't have an appreciation for that art form yet.

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by Yeti.13
I love some of the old Kung-Fu films, the badly dubbed one's are excellent. I also like some of the actors used especially after the death of Bruce Lee. Check this one out!!

Not only have you got "Bruce Le"! and Harold "Oddjob" Sakata, my personal favorite of all time "Chick Norris"!!!:D

Oh man, that's awesome....Chick Norris and Bruce Le.....
And of course props to Steven Segall movies, which always make me laugh hysterically, especially the newer ones where they try every camera trick in the book to mask the fact that the guy must have buffet EVERY day....

[Yeti.13]

I also have another class film starring, wait for it, ...... Bruce Li!!It's called "Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger" and apparantly shows Bruce Lee talking to to Bruce Li before he died and telling him to investigate his death (he's obviously aware he is about to die?) and to be his successor!!
Stangley Bruce Lee doesn't look how I remember him and seems to always wear massive sunglasses, do you think it's not really him and some rubbish actor instead???

(God I have some great films!!)

[Miss Olivia]

LOL that's awesome...I wonder how many "Bruce Lees" there are in the world of cheap kung fu movies....

[Miss Olivia]

And then you have movies like this one, which should NEVER beat The Incredible Melting man unless it's in a cheese tournament...

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
And then you have movies like this one, which should NEVER beat The Incredible Melting man unless it's in a cheese tournament...

Thank fuck it didn't win!! Melting Man rocks!

[Miss Olivia]

If horror were royalty, Vince would be a Duke. I would say Count, but he only played a vampire once......one of my super favorite cheesy movies that I rummaged through hundreds of movie stores to find.....

[Haunted]

Two woids...Surf Ninjas.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Haunted
Two woids...Surf Ninjas. Hah!I loved that movie!

[1beastieibe]

http://www.horroria.com/i/nposters/04/44/44476-T1.jpg

[filmmaker2]

Best crap movie ever: "The Apple"

A real screaming gumdrop of an awful futuristic disco musical, with millions of dancers and silly songs, monolithic music company run by the devil, this is really all right stuff.

[The_Return]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0001EZ1ZY.01-A1Y0A4NIMCNL0M._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Miss Olivia]

Here's another classic cheese that I just HAD to own....

[filmmaker2]

I love Elvira! I saw her live a couple of times when she did Halloween shows at Knotts Berry Farm. She's a great live performer.

[Miss Olivia]

Yeah, and she's smart enough not to take herself too seriously.

[filmmaker2]

Yeah....you know, I wish I'd had a VCR back in the day. I would have taped some of her shows. (That was back in the good old days when TV still had real horror hosts!)

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Yeah....you know, I wish I'd had a VCR back in the day. I would have taped some of her shows. (That was back in the good old days when TV still had real horror hosts!)

Like Rhonda Shear from USA's 'Up All Night'?

http://www.pmpnetwork.com/Photos/shear1.jpg

[filmmaker2]

Yeah, Rhonda Shear was good too....of course, there's nothing quite like a real vampiress, with the gown and the spooky set and all. And as I recall, Elvira's cleavage was so much more surprising on television...it was great fun watching some cheesy movie like.....hmm...."Baron Blood" or something like that, with Elvira as the hostess. Unique experience.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
Like Rhonda Shear from USA's 'Up All Night'?

http://www.pmpnetwork.com/Photos/shear1.jpg

Up All Night With Rhonda... Now that takes me back. Not sure if I mentioned it, but as a kid I had a problem with insomnia. So I'd spend the night at my grandparent's house from time to time and wake up. My favorite thing to do was to sneak into the living room and watch her. 'Course she showed Toxic Avenger more often than not, but it was Rhonda, you know? You gotta love her.

Sad part is...I don't really remember much of the movies I saw. I was really young in those days. Plus, no matter how low the tv was, my gran would always wake up and shoo me off to bed.

I miss my gran...:(

[Miss Olivia]

I'm sorry she's not here anymore....but at least you have good memories, right?:)


Here's a super goofy horror movie that I had remembered as being WAY better when I was a kid....and I didn't realize until recently that Freddy Krueger actually DIRECTED it....

[tarcher80]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I'm sorry she's not here anymore....but at least you have good memories, right?:)


Here's a super goofy horror movie that I had remembered as being WAY better when I was a kid....and I didn't realize until recently that Freddy Krueger actually DIRECTED it....

It also has that hilarious kid from Fright Night, Stephen Geoffreys. What the hell happened to him???

[tarcher80]

As far as cheese goes: Rawhead Rex

It was actually written by Clive Barker, but didn't turn out too well. However I've seen this film about a dozen times...

[The_Return]

Originally posted by tarcher80
It also has that hilarious kid from Fright Night, Stephen Geoffreys. What the hell happened to him???

Is that the one the went into gay porn? Or was that the other guy from Fright Night...

[tarcher80]

ha! i don't know, but that fucking hilarious either way. all i know is the guy played "evil" in fright night and "hoax" in 976 evil.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by tarcher80
ha! i don't know, but that fucking hilarious either way. all i know is the guy played "evil" in fright night and "hoax" in 976 evil.

Yep, thats him. Here's his filmography...yikes!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0313267/

[ENTITY2000]

lmao!!!!!!!!! you don't say:eek:

[Miss Olivia]

LMFAO

I can't believe some of those titles....Cock Pit? Latin Crotch Rockets? Butt Blazers?

He was so, well, different in Fright Night......I guess his film career took an unexpected turn....

You learn something new every day:D

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by Haunted
Up All Night With Rhonda... Now that takes me back. Not sure if I mentioned it, but as a kid I had a problem with insomnia. So I'd spend the night at my grandparent's house from time to time and wake up. My favorite thing to do was to sneak into the living room and watch her. 'Course she showed Toxic Avenger more often than not, but it was Rhonda, you know? You gotta love her.

Sad part is...I don't really remember much of the movies I saw. I was really young in those days. Plus, no matter how low the tv was, my gran would always wake up and shoo me off to bed.

I miss my gran...:(

I know how you feel, Haunted. I used to do the same thing at my grandparets (well, great-grandparents) Rhonda, the wonderful Gilbert Godfried, & let's not forget the Ray Bradbury theater, Freddy's Nightmares & the Friday the 13th series. Oh, and Amazing Tales?... those were good old days, the ones that shaped my childhood. I distinctly remember watching Night of the Lepus for the first time in that era. I'm guessing that you're roughly the same age as I am...strange but good times, being a tyke in the 80's...*sigh*

[Miss Olivia]

I remember Freddy's Nightmares....and the Friday the 13th series that was about a cursed antiques shop or something and had nothing to do with Jason....

I remember on one of those shows, there was a story about a doppleganger that scared the hell out of me, but I can't remember exactly which one it was....it had icky little demons in it though....

Oh well.

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I remember Freddy's Nightmares....and the Friday the 13th series that was about a cursed antiques shop or something and had nothing to do with Jason....

I remember on one of those shows, there was a story about a doppleganger that scared the hell out of me, but I can't remember exactly which one it was....it had icky little demons in it though....

Oh well.

The Gate?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
The Gate? Damn,it seems like all movies are related to the gate now adays.....





Damn you STEVEN!!!!!:mad:

[filmmaker2]

Great thread still, keeps on going, nice.

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
The Gate?


LOL no, it was a t.v. show, a late night one.....the Gate does have icky little demons though for shure...I actually just bought it on amazon for a 1.80....

And boy, Stephen Dorff sure got cuter as he got older...;)

Yes, damn you stephen, for not countering Steven Geoffrey's gay porn with some straight porn of your own....x rated battle of the Stephens.....killer....kind of like the battle between Harry Potter and Voldemort at the end of Goblet of Fire.....wands indeed....

Ahem.
Sorry.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
LOL no, it was a t.v. show, a late night one.....the Gate does have icky little demons though for shure...I actually just bought it on amazon for a 1.80....

And boy, Stephen Dorff sure got cuter as he got older...;)

Yes, damn you stephen, for not countering Steven Geoffrey's gay porn with some straight porn of your own....x rated battle of the Stephens.....killer....kind of like the battle between Harry Potter and Voldemort at the end of Goblet of Fire.....wands indeed....

Ahem.
Sorry. Can i have some of whatever your smoking?

[Miss Olivia]

Sure, it's blueberry bud. It happens to be Friday:)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Sure, it's blueberry bud. It happens to be Friday:) Sweeeeeeet.:D

[Miss Olivia]

LOL and sticky icky icky.....:p

I believe in enjoying your weekend. After all, I do live in Cali.

[Miss Olivia]

Okay, weekend's over.
Some people MIGHT argue about this one, but come on.....my sister and I used to laugh our asses off when the doctor gets hellraiser-ed and starts singing instead of yelling....we called him Opera Man....

[newb]

Someone mentioned Flash Gordon.....much cheesier was Flesh Gordan.

http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/pics/F/fleshg9.jpg

MY ASS

[Miss Olivia]

That thing kinda looks like something that would come out of your ass.

[newb]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
That thing kinda looks like something that would come out of your ass.

You been talking to my wife?

[Miss Olivia]

LOL no, but I've been married. I know.
:D

[crabapple]

Now "Flesh Gordon" is one of those things, one of those freaky weird-ass movies that basically suck but they're too ambitious to be dismissed entirely (a pron comedy spoof with stop motion effects and spaceships??).

I rented a disc and listened to a very bizarre commentary by the director who described the experiences of one of the effects people working on the film, the guy who animated the "Penisaurus" creatures. Supposedly the guy kept having problems with his lights flickering while he was photographing his puppets and was totally convinced that the building he was working in was haunted. So: He brought the director in to show him how the lights were misbehaving during photography, and of course, they refused to flicker. "That's funny....it stopped doing it because YOU'RE here!" or something to that effect. Remember, this was the mid-70's. Very twisted weird movie, actually rather ugly and unpleasant for a fantasy picture, but it's sure worth seeing once.

[newb]

First time I saw Flesh Gordan was at the "drive-ins".....lots-o-beer....young woman....good times.

[Miss Olivia]

I saw this when I was young and it actually scared me.
Now it's pretty damn funny.

[crabapple]

hee hee hee....those were the days.

I'm watching "king kong vs godzilla" right now and when that's done I'm putting in "children shouldn't play with dead things," actually I'm working and these are background noises to keep me company

[Elvis_Christ]

http://www.fantasyjackpalance.com/fjp/photos/fjp-dead/misc/small/pst-girls-in-prison.jpg

[The Mothman]

Zombie Doom. beyond cheese. Ninjas, Zombies, and a Evil Cult. too much fun.

http://www.badmovies.de/graph2/violentshit3.jpg

ill never stop reccomending this film. far too funny.

[BloodRedFlower]

Hm.. I thought Warlock was kinda cheesy (people will hate me for this but whatahell). Specially the second... those scenes when the kid is learning to use his powers.. puhleeese. But I liked the movie anyway :X

:o

[waffle]

First of all - for all those loving Kung Fu Hustle - give Kung Pow a go, it's awesomely silly.

For cheesy stuff with a strong appeal, I turn to Hackers, Mortal Kombat. Killer Clowns and Judge Dredd. There's just something about them.

[crabapple]

Now, me not being a reader of the comic book helps, but to me, Judge Dredd was perfectly acceptable as a nice looking futuristic action film with strong comedy/satirical tones. I liked it.

[Miss Olivia]

Did anybody else watch She Creature? I actually liked it.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Did anybody else watch She Creature? I actually liked it.

I have the really old one....This picture doesn't look familiar.

[Miss Olivia]

Plot Summary: Angus and Lillie run a small-time carnival sideshow traveling around Ireland. When they meet a man who has captured a live mermaid, Angus is determined to acquire it by any means possible. Heedless of the former owner’s warnings, Angus loads his new spectacle aboard a ship and heads for America. Too late the ship’s crew learns of the deadly powers of their precious cargo.

An inventive and original tale, “She Creature” puts a new spin on the mermaid legend with excellent creature effects by Stan Winston.

The Columbia Pictures DVD presents the film in both Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1) and in Fullscreen (1.33:1). The film is very clear and the colors strong. The DVD has audio tracks in English: Dolby Digital 5.1 and French: Dolby Digital Stereo with optional English, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Chinese, Korean and Thai subtitles. The sound mix is clear and the dialogue can easily be heard above the music and effects. The extras include scene selection, creature EFX commentary by Stan Winston and Shane Mahan, making-of featurette, photo gallery, filmographies and trailers.

[VampiricClown]

This is the one I was thinking of:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0050957/

[Miss Olivia]

I've never seen that one....I'll have to get it.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I've never seen that one....I'll have to get it.

It's not worth it, trust me. It's very boring. It only took a week to film I think.

[VampiricClown]

See the one she's talking about. Not the one I posted.

[The Mothman]

not only to i enjoy cheesy movies, I enjoy fuckin' budgetless pieces of crap such as the Nathan Schiff Trilogy(RIP Fred Borges)

[tarcher80]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Did anybody else watch She Creature? I actually liked it.

its was interesting, but i wouldn't say i liked it... worth a watch i guess

[Miss Olivia]

They were playing it on a loop on HBO late night for a while. I didn't really like it the first time, but after the second or third time it grew on me, and I ended up liking it. I don't know if you call that slowly adjusting or being brainwashed, but aside from that, I like Carla Gugino....she was great in Sin City.

[newb]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
I like Carla Gugino....she was great in Sin City.




mmmmmmm

[crabapple]

I was just watching "The Day It Came To Earth," a late-70's horror comedy which is a 50's period story, sort of, well, a "50's college kids vs. reanimated gangster corpse" thing. I hated it the first time I saw it, but then gradually grew to really like it. A piece of crap but that's part of its charm, I guess.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079030/

[Miss Olivia]

God, that looks horrible....I must see it.....
Uh oh....I feel a bad joke coming on....must resist....must....not....
Deady Brasco. MUAHAHAHAHA.....
Sorry. I couldn't help it.
:o
:o
:o

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Everybody has them....those movies that you KNOW are awful and cheesy and horrible....yet you still sit down and watch and enjoy them, even when people come over and catch you watching them and poke fun....what BAD movies are GOOD to you? For instance, I know Troll is a horrible movie, but I just can't stop watching it....and I get lots of laughs and groans from my friends when they catch me.... The Braniac! I have no idea why. I don't think I have ever even listened to it. When my friends and I watched it a few nights ago it was like we were in Mystery Science Theater.( I think that movie is about the ?Chupacabra?) It's almost awful but it's fun.

[crabapple]

The monster in "The Brainiac" looks really psycho.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by crabapple
The monster in "The Brainiac" looks really psycho. Him? Naw...

[Miss Olivia]

That looks like a guy who bummed beer change off of me at the street fair on Saturday....


I love this movie. It's one of my favorite cheesy horror flicks.

[Miss Olivia]

Here's some good, slightly silly fun here.

[BloodRedFlower]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Here's some good, slightly silly fun here.


Poor warlock! But yeah.. it was kinda cheesy, specially that second one. But I enjoyed it :o

[Zero]

when you are looking for a Mo-Town, Hip-Hop, Martial Arts, MTV, Fighting, Love Story (completely with maniacs, mobsters, and mysteries). . . I head straight to The Last Dragon to chat with my friend


Sho'Nuff - The Shogun of Harlem

[Miss Olivia]

Oh, that looks so BAD....I have to see it....

Here's an epic cheesefest....tremble before.....Sgt. Kabukiman, NYPD!!!

[Miss Olivia]

Here's a better picture of ol Kabukiman.

[StevenReynolds]

Eight legged Freaks!!!!!!1

[Roderick Usher]

Curse of the Queerwolf

makes me laugh everytime

[crabapple]

"The Day It Came To Earth"

I must have mentioned that one already. But it's sooooo good and so stupid it deserves a second mention. Granted this is a very spoofy tongue-in-cheek horror comedy, but it's just so damn silly and weird.

[Miss Olivia]

I have no clue. I haven't thought about that movie before today for years, but now I want to buy it.:p


Cheesy....hmmm.....how about.....

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by omcdave
day of the dead 2.very bad very funny.

Terrible stuff. I didn't find it funny just painfull

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Terrible stuff. I didn't find it funny just painfull i would have to agree. terrible excuse for a film. extremely boring.

[crabapple]

I have a weird impulse to not see that film or be seen WITH that film.

[tarcher80]

rottweiler... a complete mess and way too long, but for some reason i thought something was there beyond all the crap. am i wrong?

[Miss Olivia]

Save us from SPACE HERPES!!!!!