Psychic Spam

[Haunted]

:D :D

Okay, I told my girl Nine that I was going to give her one of my ultra readings on the next full moon. I haven't done one of those in a while. The next full moon is in July so I want a little practice so I can exercise that part of my brain that allows me to do Tarot readings.

So...

Here's the thing. I was wondering if any of you would want me to do a reading for you so that I can practice? I know that many of you poo-poo on my Witchy stuff (not to my face, apparently), some of you are Christian, and some of you are not 18 (I will only read for 18 and over). However, humor me if you don't believe. I won't as anyone to compromise their beliefs, and no, Dante.

Just PM me with questions you may have.

Thanks.
:)

[hammerfan]

Oh, oh, me, me!!!!!!! I'm one of those Christians that believe in psychic phenomena. I love getting readings done!

[filmmaker2]

Oooo me too! DO ME TOO! i luv thatr kinda stuff

oo yeah

ALSO:

Best. Thread. Title. Ever.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Haunted
(I will only read for 18 and over)

:(

[Dante'sInferno]

It's official being young sucks.





Watch out when i fucking turn 18 damn it!:cool:




(sneezes)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by The_Return
:(

I'm with you on this one Return. :(

[newb]

OH...OH...DO ME.

[PR3SSUR3]

'Nine'?

Is this your woman, or your sprog?

And what happened to the other eight?


:)

[Jacob Singer]

Hey lady Morrigú, read mine. I realy like those things, I'm not catholic, just an agnostic so for my it's better to blieve in gifts that came from Gaia.

[Haunted]

All of those who want a reading PM me with that which you want me to read.

Jacob, you get points for calling me "Lady Morrigu" and using the Irish accent. However, I am merely Her priestess.

Oh, you guys might want to include your email addresses because Tarot responses tend to be long.

Okay, I am reconsidering the 18 rule. I just don't want to get into trouble with anyone's folks. Remember that many people don't like us Witches. Also, I don't want anyone to get into trouble with their folks. Remember, people don't like it when other people consult with us Witches. Why? Because they're dumb.

Oh, nine? As in nine9, the groovy chica on this forum.

[The STE]

oh, I've been over many 18 year olds, does that count?

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted
Okay, I am reconsidering the 18 rule. I just don't want to get into trouble with anyone's folks. Remember that many people don't like us Witches. Also, I don't want anyone to get into trouble with their folks. Remember, people don't like it when other people consult with us Witches. Why? Because they're dumb.

Oh, please. My mom is Wiccan, along with my girlfriend and her mom. So getting in trouble? HAHA! I doubt it seriously. Besides, my parents usually stay out of my online bussiness. But....I think they somehow got into my gothicmatch.com page because there was a comment that had been approved that I didn't want anyone else to see due to some er....personal stuff.

@STE
HAHAHA! I can also say the same.

[Haunted]

I've gotten some requests, and I'm doing readings in the order in which they were received. S, being over 18 year olds counts, and besides you either are 20 are almost 20.

Oh all right VC, Return, and Dante, but you better not get me in trouble, or I'll be forced to beat you.

[Dante'sInferno]

Send me mine once you get the chance,thanks alot Haunted.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Haunted
Oh all right VC, Return, and Dante, but you better not get me in trouble, or I'll be forced to beat you.

Sweet.

[Haunted]

Sorry. I have to levitate this thread. As I said, I'm doing readings in order in which they were received. I have not forgotten anyone. Return you need to PM me with questions and email address as do you Dante, because I'm not doing a reading over AIM (don't have the room, the patience, and I don't half ass a Tarot reading. I put a lot of concentration and a smidge of ritual into what I'm doing).

So, you all see why it takes a few days to get your reading. I'm trying to do it right .

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted

Oh all right VC, Return, and Dante, but you better not get me in trouble, or I'll be forced to beat you.

Who says being beaten by you is a bad thing?....Sorry, I'm trying to cheer myself up....

I'll PM you a question when I have one worth sending.

[AmericanManiac]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
It's official being young sucks.





Watch out when i fucking turn 18 damn it!:cool:




(sneezes)
Hey no R rated language, you just used your one
F-word for the time being untill you graduate from the PG13s. :p

[Kemal]

Okay, but don't give me any touchie-feelie crap about my personal life. Give me next week's lottery numbers.

[filmmaker2]

Yeah. Lottery numbers! That's what we need.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Kemal
Okay, but don't give me any touchie-feelie crap about my personal life. Give me next week's lottery numbers.

Two things...

1. I don't do "touchie-feelie crap." If you get the Tower as your final outcome (the Tower is not good at all to get as a final outcome) then you're fucked, and that's not my problem. I've never given a reading filled with the 2 of cups, the Lovers, the World, the Sun, and all of those happy cards. Sometimes you get what you're given in life, and sometimes you "reap what you sew." I have no control over that.

2. Lottery numbers... I have two things to say about that. A. There's a big difference between cartomancy (reading cards) and numerology. Never having been that great at math, I don't do numerology. B. If I could do lottery numbers, I would have over a hundred million dollars at my disposal. Besides, what in the hell makes you think that if I could figure out lottery numbers all over this country that I would give them to you rather than hopping from state to state making a huge fortune for myself?

In truth, though, and you can believe this or not, it makes no difference, I wouldn't because that is a huge abuse of power. I won't even charge folks for readings, though I probably could considering that there are some really shitty hacks out there, and I really think that I don't happen to be one of them. When you abuse the gift, really bad things happen to you. That's what most Witches believe. That's why we don't all live the sweet life. Most of us are "in the know" about things like that. Those that do abuse the gift either go nuts or suffer penalties that you probably wouldn't understand or believe in.

The final thing I'm going to say about this is that it doesn't matter whether you believe or don't believe. For me, believing in being a Witch is tantamount to believing that I am female. It's not a belief. It's what I am. Your thing is that you've never experienced the situation (or so I'm guessing and I could be wrong). So you really can't say one way or the other. You can't discount my experiences or anything that I may have done. You don't know. Logic and reason are fine. Great. They could also be as full of shit as many people aboard think that I am. Only I can account for my life.

[Kemal]

Jeez, it was a joke! Some of ya'll are wound tighter than a piano string.

[Haunted]

:p Sorry... I guess I got my panties in a wad there ,eh?

I get a lot of people trying to trap me in the corner of disproof (is that right?), and I'm like: Look, you're a fucking tool. Just bury your head in the sand and continue to believe what everyone shoves up your ass.

Sorry, Kemal. I admit that I started to twitch, and thus got carried away. I'll just disassemble my soapbox, bury it at a crossroads at midnight under a dark moon, turn around counter clockwise three times, and spit.;)

[Haunted]

Light as a feather. Stiff as a board. Light as a feather. Stiff as a board. Light as a feather. Stiff as a board.

Okay. My parents (god, I'm a loser) are out of town (vacation time for Haunted!!!). So, those of you who've PM'd me your readings are going to get them really soon.

I know you've been thinking: Stupid Haunted, said I was going to get a reading. Probably isn't even a Witch anyway. Never going to know my future. Stupid Witches.

If you want to know the truth... The last reading I did was for Filmmaker2 (results today, buddy, I swear). My dad kept knocking on my door asking me what I was doing. I started running out of lies. There is an actual "No Witchcraft" law where I live, because my parents are Christian. They aren't the insane Christians, but most Christians, according to copius Biblical text, believe that Witchcraft is very very bad. (I keep trying to point out that those ideas were more political than anything, but that's for another rant). So, I'm technically not allowed to practice in the house, and when doing so, I get paranoid.

So, readings are going to come like presents. I haven't left anyone out. I have all of your PM's. Worry not.

Once I address everyone's questions, I swear that I will stop using necromancy on this thread.

[slasherman]

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