View Full Version : Happy Satan Day
Elvis_Christ
06-05-2006, 05:30 PM
Had you visit from the Antichrist yet kids?
6/6/06
alkytrio666
06-05-2006, 05:33 PM
Jeeze, it's only 8:30 on 6-5-06 here in Illinois.
I'll be watching satanic movies all day and then seeing The Omen. Hell yah. (<no pun intended...)
Elvis_Christ
06-05-2006, 05:54 PM
Satan comes early over here :)
Posher778
06-05-2006, 06:22 PM
Ugh, I will not be watching any satan movies or even leaving my houseeee tomorrow, this is completely insane.
Dante'sInferno
06-05-2006, 07:18 PM
I will probly go see The Omen 666 tomorrow.YAY for me.:)
VampiricClown
06-05-2006, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
Ugh, I will not be watching any satan movies or even leaving my houseeee tomorrow, this is completely insane.
Someones a little bit paranoid....
I probably am still going to be too sick to go anything. If I could do one thing, I'd go to the mall and scare the hell out of everyone there. For once, I'd take the "Satan Worshipper" rap, just to scare some people shitless.
Dante'sInferno
06-05-2006, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
For once, I'd take the "Satan Worshipper" rap, just to scare some people shitless. :D
X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-05-2006, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I will probly go see The Omen 666 tomorrow.YAY for me.:)
Tell me if it's good.
remember, I don't like goofy shit though. ;)
Dante'sInferno
06-05-2006, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Tell me if it's good.
remember, I don't like goofy shit though. ;) Alright,I'll do that.
ItsAlive75
06-05-2006, 09:17 PM
Well, now that it's after midnight, happy 666 to y'all.
Light up, losers!
Dante'sInferno
06-05-2006, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Well, now that it's after midnight, happy 666 to y'all.
Light up, losers! Do you want to hit teh big one?
BURN!:D
Dante'sInferno
06-05-2006, 09:24 PM
To all of those who think im a pothead let me clear things up.
I am not a pothead nor have i ever smoked teh weed.
Miss Olivia
06-05-2006, 09:25 PM
6-6-06 is my honey's birthday, and we're throwing a surprise party for him with a devil theme. It's gonna be great!! I'm making him a pentagram cake, and we have black candles and lots of sixes for the walls.
The Flayed One
06-06-2006, 03:38 AM
HAPPY SATANOMAS, EVERYONE!
Today is also my little sisters 16th birthday. My best friend is also getting married today. Busy fucking day, this devil day! I think I'll have a beer and listen to some Deicide.
empressofdirt
06-06-2006, 04:00 AM
I'm going to have a fun-filled day of Satanic goodness. Watching The Omen series in full, seeing the remake, and just in general putting a finger up in the air and DARING the world to end. :cool:
Haunted
06-06-2006, 04:41 AM
I'm not going to watch a bunch of Satan movies, because for the most part, they're dumb (The Exorcist doesn't count because they used a Sumerian demon and way out of contex I might add). However, I will be going to see The Omen for shits and giggles. Me mam is going with me, again, for shits and giggles.
However, I am going to get my hair done *pats her hair* in my traditional black and red style, so that should count for something. Can't tell my stylist about my plans to see The Omen because she's Baptist. So, in keeping with the tradition of this holiday, and having alread warned her about it, if she starts trying to convert me again, I may have to let her have it, if you know what I mean.;)
Oh-oh, I did order a big book on demons the other day. (No, Dante...absolutely and positively NO!!!!)
Despare
06-06-2006, 05:13 AM
I live really close to Hell, MI so all 6-6-06 has done is screw up traffic around here. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,198104,00.html
Posher778
06-06-2006, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Someones a little bit paranoid....
I probably am still going to be too sick to go anything. If I could do one thing, I'd go to the mall and scare the hell out of everyone there. For once, I'd take the "Satan Worshipper" rap, just to scare some people shitless.
I'm not going outside today because i've already seen 5 people in red cloaks with guns running around because of the stupid 666 hype today.
The Flayed One
06-06-2006, 06:08 AM
You know, if the world is going to end today, it could at least have the fucking decency to do it before I'm off work. I'll take vacation time anyway I can get it.
NECRO666
06-06-2006, 06:15 AM
Just for the HELL of it. Tonight i'm gonna turn all my lights off in the room and use a red light (whore light) and light my black (not fake) skull candle. I did it yesterday and it looked kinda cool with the candle little dirty with the red light it gives it a special feeling :D ... even better i'll draw my blood over the skull candle and see if our father Satan would apear :D HAIL LUCIFER until this day is over. :p
Posher778
06-06-2006, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by NECRO666
Just for the HELL of it. Tonight i'm gonna turn all my lights off in the room and use a red light (whore light) and light my black (not fake) skull candle. I did it yesterday and it looked kinda cool with the candle little dirty with the red light it gives it a special feeling :D ... even better i'll draw my blood over the skull candle and see if our father Satan would apear :D HAIL LUCIFER until this day is over. :p
Wow. I don't know how anyone else feels on the subject of today but I think that is the most idiotic thing i've heard all day...
Dante'sInferno
06-06-2006, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I'm not going to watch a bunch of Satan movies, because for the most part, they're dumb (The Exorcist doesn't count because they used a Sumerian demon and way out of contex I might add). However, I will be going to see The Omen for shits and giggles. Me mam is going with me, again, for shits and giggles.
However, I am going to get my hair done *pats her hair* in my traditional black and red style, so that should count for something. Can't tell my stylist about my plans to see The Omen because she's Baptist. So, in keeping with the tradition of this holiday, and having alread warned her about it, if she starts trying to convert me again, I may have to let her have it, if you know what I mean.;)
Oh-oh, I did order a big book on demons the other day. (No, Dante...absolutely and positively NO!!!!) Tell me how it goes,just in case i don't see it today.Oh yeah....I know.:rolleyes: :D But i can wait.
Despare
06-06-2006, 07:30 AM
Originally posted by Posher778
Wow. I don't know how anyone else feels on the subject of today but I think that is the most idiotic thing i've heard all day...
If only it were dripping with sarcasm it would be funny and not idiotic...
alkytrio666
06-06-2006, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I'm not going to watch a bunch of Satan movies, because for the most part, they're dumb (The Exorcist doesn't count because they used a Sumerian demon and way out of contex I might add).
I could disagree with that.
-The Satanic Rites of Dracula
-The Omen ('76)
-The Amityville Horror
-Amityville II
-Hellraiser
-Hellbound: Hellraiser II
-The Exorcist (does count!)
I think it'll be fun. I'll take any excuse for a movie marathon.
Haunted
06-06-2006, 08:00 AM
Okay, so I forgot about Hellraiser.
We're already getting news reports about paranoid people (like Posher) who are worried about the birth or advent of the antichrist.
THERE'S NO SUCK ENTITY unless you count The STE
Posher778
06-06-2006, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Okay, so I forgot about Hellraiser.
We're already getting news reports about paranoid people (like Posher) who are worried about the birth or advent of the antichrist.
THERE'S NO SUCK ENTITY unless you count The STE
No no no, not paranoid, just sick of people thinking that this day is any different than any other day.
Miss Olivia
06-06-2006, 08:45 AM
Yep, my mom was HORRIFIED when I told her about the Satan birthday party...and this is true, no exaggeration....she suggested I have an ANGEL themed birthday party for Jeromy....oh, the humanity....I guess if yall don't ever hear from me again it will be because Satan appeared in all his cloven-hoofed, homosexual, liberal democrat glory and took me laughing hysterically to hell...or San Francisco....same thing to Baptists:D
Posher778
06-06-2006, 08:56 AM
Now why you gotta be down on baptists outta nowhere?
Miss Olivia
06-06-2006, 08:59 AM
Easy...because I was raised by Baptists...:D
Dante'sInferno
06-06-2006, 08:59 AM
I have yet to see anything happen out of the ordinary.And why does everyone have to ignore my posts?I mean don't you guys just love me...!?!?!?!?
:D I'm so damn tired right now.I also REALLY need a girl friend.
Posher778
06-06-2006, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I have yet to see anything happen out of the ordinary.And why does everyone have to ignore my posts?I mean don't you guys just love me...!?!?!?!?
:D I'm so damn tired right now.I also REALLY need a boy friend.
Dante'sInferno
06-06-2006, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Posher778
Aha very funny.
Good burn.:)
Posher778
06-06-2006, 09:45 AM
haha, i'm sorry, just bored.
ENTITY2000
06-06-2006, 06:28 PM
believe it or not, my day has been great!
X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-06-2006, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
believe it or not, my day has been great!
I read that as "my dad has been great!" I was like what?!
Dante'sInferno
06-06-2006, 06:31 PM
My day sucked really bad.
ENTITY2000
06-06-2006, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I read that as "my dad has been great!" I was like what?!
gross!!!!!!!!!!
flabby_man22
06-06-2006, 06:36 PM
i dont believe in this shit
i just think it is a reason to party
hell yeah, apocolapse party, i wont remember a thing that happened today
the weather is bad here, coincidence? i think not. but that contradicts my first sentence.
damn it, if i get in a fatal car accident on my way home i'm blaming satan
ENTITY2000
06-06-2006, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
My day sucked really bad.
i hope it's gotten better
X¤MurderDoll¤X
06-06-2006, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by ENTITY2000
gross!!!!!!!!!!
:(
ENTITY2000
06-06-2006, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
:(
turn that frown upside down! :D
Dante'sInferno
06-06-2006, 08:28 PM
MurderDoll don't be sad.:) I'll ask you about impalement if ya want me too.:D
Yeti.13
06-07-2006, 09:33 AM
Well 6/6/6 didn't pass me by without incident I appear to have been marked at some point:
Miss Olivia
06-07-2006, 01:17 PM
Wow...nice one...I got marked yesterday too, but it was because I drank a six pack of buttwiper light and then lit 32 birthday candles on a cake with a single lighter and then grabbed the end of the damn thing. My finger has a perfect burn impression of the top of a bic....not that I noticed too much at the time:)
Oh well, no hell for me yet, I guess...
VampiricClown
06-07-2006, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
I'm not going outside today because i've already seen 5 people in red cloaks with guns running around because of the stupid 666 hype today.
Ah, Hell. That was just me. Now don't tell me you're scared of me like everyone else is. :cool:
Dante'sInferno
06-07-2006, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Ah, Hell. That was just me. Now don't tell me you're scared of me like everyone else is. :cool: I'm not afraid of you.
Although im afraid of my cat,cause he can kick my ass.:eek:
NECRO666
06-08-2006, 06:07 AM
People don't know what 666 really means and no it's not the number of the beast. What I herd in Roman days there was a Romen soilder that killed 666 jews. At that time he was the most feared roman soilder in that time I don't rember the name but it was on the history channel a wile back. That's there take on 666 so i'm goning towards that info. Or you could blame IRON MAIDEN :D I know 100% of you don't belive this shit but it has to be more true than some demon killing ppl which we never seen yet.
Miss Olivia
06-08-2006, 09:01 AM
I'm coming back
I will return
and I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire
I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it's course
6-6-6
the number of the beast
6-6-6
the one for you and me
:D
Iron Maiden ROCKS!!!!
Posher778
06-08-2006, 09:15 AM
*ahem* *consulting bible*
Revelations 13:18
This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. The number is 666
I'll let you guys thrash it up and translate however weirdly you want to, but that's the definition of it.
Miss Olivia
06-08-2006, 09:22 AM
Hmmm....666....6+6+6=18.....so barely legal adults must be THE DEVIL...MMMWWWAAAHHHAAHAHAHA>...or maybe....hmm.....
what if the prophet who wrote revelations was DYSLEXIC??? what if the number of the beast is....999??? 9+9+9=27 2+7=9 which makes MORE 9's...
Ouch....my head hurts now....:)
Posher778
06-08-2006, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Hmmm....666....6+6+6=18.....so barely legal adults must be THE DEVIL...MMMWWWAAAHHHAAHAHAHA>...or maybe....hmm.....
what if the prophet who wrote revelations was DYSLEXIC??? what if the number of the beast is....999??? 9+9+9=27 2+7=9 which makes MORE 9's...
Ouch....my head hurts now....:)
Yes yes, thrash away lmao.
Dante'sInferno
06-08-2006, 09:27 AM
As Eric Cartman would say...
Weak.
Miss Olivia
06-08-2006, 09:29 AM
As Eric Cartman would also say:
There is not a hundred foot satellite dish comin out of MY ASS!!!
Dante'sInferno
06-08-2006, 09:35 AM
As Eric Cartman would say...
I hate you kenny...:confused:
:D
Miss Olivia
06-08-2006, 09:42 AM
Uh oh...I think somebody needs some cheesy poofs....or maybe a chocolate friend....mister candy bar doesn't judge you....mister candy bar loves you for who you are....
Dante'sInferno
06-08-2006, 09:45 AM
Weak....
Miss Olivia
06-08-2006, 09:51 AM
Freak...:)
Yeti.13
06-08-2006, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Posher778
*ahem* *consulting bible*
Revelations 13:18
This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. The number is 666
So not much wisdom or insight needed, they tell you the answer "the number is 666". Bloody retards wheres the fun in giving the answer away in the question?:)
Miss Olivia
06-08-2006, 09:55 AM
Yeah, at least Jeopardy got it half right....
Dante'sInferno
06-08-2006, 09:59 AM
Ugh...OMG! You killed kenny!
You bastards!O.<
Miss Olivia
06-08-2006, 11:02 AM
He deserved it.
Dante'sInferno
06-08-2006, 11:06 AM
Kenny was a bitch...:mad: