Sexy people in movies

[empressofdirt]

How many of you will hunt down movies just because they have a certain actor/actress that you want to diddle in the movie?

Or... just because they have said actor/actress partially or fully nude in said movie?





Personally, I like Jennifer Tilly movies. I plan to see them all. :)

[ItsAlive75]

If Christopher Walken is in it, I usually try and see it... y'know, to see him nude.

[Angra]

Never.


....Oh wait! Does the question include porn movies?:rolleyes:

[_____V_____]

uh...does porn count?

[Posher778]

Uma Thurman

[Miss Olivia]

I started watching Hellraiser movies because I developed a thing for Pinhead. Even when he was only a soldier, he still was bangable. Don't ask me, I can't even guess which part of my psyche THAT little tidbit comes from....of course, I've always dated weird guys, from gorgeous down to not so gorgeous....but they've always been....interesting.....:D

You know, I could have swore there was this same discussion somewhere else....or almost the same.....

Best to swim in safe waters where there's less of a chance of being bitten by a shark, huh?

You might even catch a couple of fish;)

[Angra]

Originally posted by _____V_____
uh...does porn count?



Asshole.

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by Angra
Asshole.

reminds me of someone...wait thats me...nvm :D

[Angra]

Originally posted by _____V_____
reminds me of someone...wait thats me...nvm :D


LOL

Fair enough.

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by Angra
LOL

Fair enough.

I gotta confession to make. I only watch chicken porn. :o

http://www.rainbowplantation.com/images/chickens.jpg

[Thomasgeorge]

chickens smell eachopthers bums its funny oh no thats a dog. I like jennifer tilly

[Miss Olivia]

I've never seen an eachopther....is it like another bird?:confused:

[mothermold]

Originally posted by _____V_____
I gotta confession to make. I only watch chicken porn. :o

http://www.rainbowplantation.com/images/chickens.jpg


Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?

[_____V_____]

Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?

You cannot legally fuck one in Georgia...why? Read this :-

Once upon a time, there was a quaint little community known as Gainesville, Georgia. It was filled with lots and lots of poultry farms, and prided itself on being "the chicken capitol of America!" Some major poultry processing plants operate out of Gainesville, and employ lots of good, honest, hard-working bubbas who pluck and clean and prepare those chickens for our dinner tables.

But one day, the managers at one of the biggest plants made a shocking discovery. Some of the naughty boys working on the chicken assembly line were "having their way" with the poultry. Apparently the workers believed that since the chickens were going to die ANYWAY, and be all cut up, nobody would ever notice!

And so, for a time, many a foul fowl was being processed alongside pure, virgin birds.

But thankfully the shame was exposed and the workers who'd been enjoying their chickens uncooked were arrested. There was only one problem: neither the quaint town of Gainesville nor the bubba-headed state of Georgia had any laws under which the miscreants could be convicted for this crime against nature. They could only get them on misdemeanors involving health ordinances.

So, in their infinite wisdom, the same political system that brought you Newt Gingrich and Joe Barr, enacted new legislation to make sure that the next time some bubbas decided to go chicken-fuckin' on an assembly line, they could charge them with that crime. Explicitly.

And that is how the state of Georgia came to have a law against doing the deed with cluckers who eat seed.

now...BON APPETIT!

:D

[monalisa]

Hey! This thread went from "do you ever watch a movie just cuz there's someone you'd like to boink in it" to laws against chicken fucking. All in one page! We all sure get off on tangents don't we. :D

[_____V_____]

The SPCA called in the morning...and issued this manual mandatory to everyone around. Get your copy today.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I watch anything that has Matthew McConaughey in it.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I watch anything that has Matthew McConaughey in it. Even Sahara?

[PR3SSUR3]

The slut in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake) can I have.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Even Sahara? Yep :p

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Yep :p Lame....totally lame.:D

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Lame....totally lame.:D Boooooooo!!! :D

[Dante'sInferno]

"Wooooooooooooooooooooo!":D









Okay mine would be..Uma Thurman and Milla Jovovich.Hah now i see where the women are coming from.

[Elvis_Christ]

http://all-naked.com/membersV2/hothut/Gallery/All_Celebs/K/Katharine_Isabelle/ht_katharineisabelle30.jpeg

I'm down for Katherine Isabelle.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
http://all-naked.com/membersV2/hothut/Gallery/All_Celebs/K/Katharine_Isabelle/ht_katharineisabelle30.jpeg

I'm down for Katherine Isabelle. Crap, i forgot about her.Well her too!

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Crap, i forgot about her.Well her too!

Fuck off. MINE! :mad:

[Dante'sInferno]

I get Milla Jovovich then.:)

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I get Milla Jovovich then.:)

I bet she's really happy about that :p

[_____V_____]

Aside from all chicken jokes...I d watch anything for her

http://www.jesper.nu/community/upload/users/73/images/1860720044-KeiraKnightley5.jpg

[Dante'sInferno]

I guess so.:) I hope my girl friend is when i get her.:eek:

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by _____V_____
Aside from all chicken jokes...I d watch anything for her

http://www.jesper.nu/community/upload/users/73/images/1860720044-KeiraKnightley5.jpg She's very pretty.

[_____V_____]

I agree 200%. She takes my breath away...:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Mine too.







(My MSN is finally working again,by the way.)Althought i really liked Rachel Weisz.She is sooooooooooooo pretty.

[_____V_____]

I just nudged you on MSN :p

[Dante'sInferno]

Got it.

[_____V_____]

What about Jessica Alba in Sin City? **pant**pant**pant**


http://www.simnet.is/gandalf/dagbok/images/jessica_alba.gif

[Dante'sInferno]

Shes cool i guess.

[_____V_____]

http://img340.exs.cx/img340/3134/chicksjessicaalba231hq4mw.gif

[Miss Olivia]

Here's my kind of man

[Dante'sInferno]

This guy pwns bitches..