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peeper
05-30-2006, 03:50 PM
Who can make up the best caption for this horrific image?
http://shocku.com/111/

The STE
05-30-2006, 04:15 PM
"Thanks for gouging my eye, now I don't have to read peeper's stupid posts anymore."

ItsAlive75
05-30-2006, 04:36 PM
Hey everybody, peep this nonsense I've posted!

Ehhh.... not very good...

horrorobsessed
05-30-2006, 04:40 PM
i got my eye gunk on you



totally dumb. i congragulate myself for coming up with the stupidest answer.

The STE
05-30-2006, 04:55 PM
"OW, MY EYE!"

I win

The_Return
05-30-2006, 05:07 PM
"Hey man...whats that crusty stuff under your fingernail?"

kpropain
05-30-2006, 05:16 PM
I think peeper wishes that guys thumb was in his pooper.

Dante'sInferno
05-30-2006, 05:26 PM
"That's what you get for talking shit about my mamma"

bwind22
05-30-2006, 08:18 PM
Merely a flesh wound.

Tat2
05-30-2006, 08:21 PM
...and in other news, a Chernobl Man is found with his conjoined twin growing from his eye socket...

stubbornforgey
05-30-2006, 08:21 PM
'Give me a closer look'

Jeepers..creepers..where did you get those peepers'

I take it ..you don't wear contacts then'

'Eye see you' :D

Dante'sInferno
05-30-2006, 08:22 PM
"This man found out that his best friend was sleeping with his girl friend....THIS is what he did to him."

Yeti.13
05-31-2006, 09:23 AM
Hey, that's my hitchin' thumb, give us it back you fucker.

ItsAlive75
05-31-2006, 10:32 AM
Okay, second try...

"I said CUM in my eye!"

Dante'sInferno
05-31-2006, 10:34 AM
Third try





"Who's the pirate now BITCH!?!?!?"

Yeti.13
05-31-2006, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Third try





"Who's the pirate now BITCH!?!?!?"

Actally most pirates had both eyes and purely wore a patch to make one eye more sensitive to light for night time navigation. God there's always someone who has to be serious:rolleyes:

Dante'sInferno
05-31-2006, 10:38 AM
Shit um....






oh yeah





"That's not how you use the force,DIPSHIT!"

peeper
05-31-2006, 10:55 AM
haha, there were some good ones in there

ItsAlive75
05-31-2006, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by peeper
haha, there were some good ones in there

Sounds like my ex-wife.

stubbornforgey
05-31-2006, 06:18 PM
OUCH..i think i have something in my eye'

Here..I'll help you get it out' 'DOINK'