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monalisa

05-28-2006, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
lol, And if I told you not to stick your hand in that dark hole in the wall (knowing secretly that there is a demon fixing to bite your hand off inside), would you?

Nope, not stupid, just defiant. I might grab your hand and stick it in there though. :p

The_Return

05-28-2006, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
lol, And if I told you not to stick your hand in that dark hole in the wall (knowing secretly that there is a demon fixing to bite your hand off inside), would you?

Me, Id tell you that you were insane...then sneak back later and check out the hole for myself:p

VampiricClown

05-28-2006, 05:44 PM

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ENTITY2000

05-28-2006, 05:59 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Apparently that's everyones excuse. 35 views....haha!

Oh! I went to a lake with two girls today. :D
threesome?

VampiricClown

05-28-2006, 06:04 PM

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ENTITY2000

05-28-2006, 06:07 PM

sorry mind in gutter!:eek: ;) well atleast you had a good time

pinkfloyd45769

05-28-2006, 06:08 PM

Originally posted by The_Return
I clicked on it out of sheer boredom.... ditto

VampiricClown

05-28-2006, 06:09 PM

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Dante'sInferno

05-28-2006, 07:28 PM

I LIKE PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

monalisa

05-28-2006, 08:26 PM

yah, ok, i confess, i did it out of boredom too. :) Return, i really like your answer though, that was good!

monalisa

05-28-2006, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
haha, no. Unless you call going swimming and laying on the beach together a threesome. :cool:

I know a beach in the Caribbean that you could get away with it. :p

Elvis_Christ

05-28-2006, 09:27 PM

Who told you not to be a vampire? Your Mom? :rolleyes:

VampiricClown

05-29-2006, 08:30 AM

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Elvis_Christ

05-29-2006, 03:53 PM

Think outside the square my friend :)

VampiricClown

05-29-2006, 03:57 PM

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SpookyWriter

05-29-2006, 08:00 PM

I fell for this thread twice. :confused:

ENTITY2000

05-29-2006, 08:01 PM

is it love?

bloodrayne

05-29-2006, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Don't Read This...
Okay...I won't :p

SpookyWriter

05-29-2006, 08:48 PM

Could be, but I've had an itch lately to open stuff when people tell me not to...errr...

ENTITY2000

05-29-2006, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by SpookyWriter
Could be, but I've had an itch lately to open stuff when people tell me not to...errr...

temptation is a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!:D

oh and you might want to see the doctor about that itch!:eek:

X¤MurderDoll¤X

05-29-2006, 09:29 PM

I so thought this was going to be a suicide note.

No offence, but I got a little excited because I've heard of people writing suicide notes on open forums lately and I wanted to see one for myself.

SpookyWriter

05-29-2006, 09:32 PM

Well what ever comes off when I scratch goes into my scrap book.

http://www.almostdead.net/image/data/media/1/PST3vsLilly2.jpg (http://)

scaryminda15

05-30-2006, 04:21 AM

i just couldn't resist it was like urge to do something bad and i like vamp's posts they are pretty cool.

Posher778

05-30-2006, 04:30 AM

Originally posted by scaryminda15
i just couldn't resist it was like urge to do something bad and i like vamp's posts they are pretty cool.

I thought you were leaving?:rolleyes:

scaryminda15

05-30-2006, 04:31 AM

no i decided to stay isnt that great?!?

Posher778

05-30-2006, 04:36 AM

Not really since you made the whole attention thread about it.:confused:

scaryminda15

05-30-2006, 05:04 AM

well what can i say i am an attention whore. :)

Elvis_Christ

05-30-2006, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I so thought this was going to be a suicide note.

No offence, but I got a little excited because I've heard of people writing suicide notes on open forums lately and I wanted to see one for myself.

So you've still got the morbid librarian thing going on?

X¤MurderDoll¤X

05-30-2006, 08:18 AM

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
So you've still got the morbid librarian thing going on?

guess so ;)

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 08:58 AM

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SpookyWriter

05-30-2006, 09:33 AM

Spooky isn't it. Eck! I did it again. :(

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 09:38 AM

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Haunted

05-30-2006, 10:40 AM

I think the point is that vampires aren't really supposed to go out in the sun, and you're sunburned when you should be a pile of ashes. So how did you get a day off from being a vampire?

I think that was the point, though I could be wrong.

However, that doesn't interest me. I want to know how you could go swimming and laying out with girls and not even get into heavy petting or something. What in the hell was wrong with the three of you? Did you take the opposite of ecstacy? Were you on anti-viagra? I mean 2 girls+you+half naked bodies+water+close contact= some sort of sexual stimulus or should = some sort of sexual stimulus.

Don't dare tell me that you don't feel that way about them because I know men, and you're all horny bastards, especially men your age. So what the fuck was wrong with you? Did you cop a feel or anything? Touch a tittie? Butt? Snuggle?

ItsAlive75

05-30-2006, 10:46 AM

Please don't answer that Please don't answer that Please don't answer that Please don't answer that Please don't answer that Please don't answer that

X¤MurderDoll¤X

05-30-2006, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by Haunted

Don't dare tell me that you don't feel that way about them because I know men, and you're all horny bastards, especially men your age. So what the fuck was wrong with you? Did you cop a feel or anything? Touch a tittie? Butt? Snuggle?

LOL

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 11:42 AM

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Posher778

05-30-2006, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I go out in the sun, but it gives me a headache everytime, my heart starts hurting, and I can't help but get sunburned. Sucks really.

The next set of questions I am answering on behalf of the fact that IA75 doesn't want me to. :D

1. I do feel that way about them, but I'm not as perverted as you may believe. I think more with my feelings and heart over my dick.

2. I did snuggle and saw some titties while I was there....and some ass come to think of it.

3. There were waaaaaay too many people around to do a whole lot.

4. I'm not really planning on having sex until after marriage. BJ's and that sort of thing are ok though.

5. It's kind of hard not to feel any feelings when their breasts are just about out of their tops.

6. I could have if I wanted to, but I'm not a big enough pervert or sex crazed maniac to do so.

7. I did get a handjob that day and the day before, so I'm good to go.

Satisfied? I didn't think so. But look at it this way too, as soon as I get a house, I know of about 3 different girls that are wanting to move in with me.

I'm a very patient person despite
common belief...

But I thought you were a female!:D :D :D I'm JUST KIDDING.

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 11:46 AM

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Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I go out in the sun, but it gives me a headache everytime, my heart starts hurting, and I can't help but get sunburned. Sucks really.

The next set of questions I am answering on behalf of the fact that IA75 doesn't want me to. :D

1. I do feel that way about them, but I'm not as perverted as you may believe. I think more with my feelings and heart over my dick.

2. I did snuggle and saw some titties while I was there....and some ass come to think of it.

3. There were waaaaaay too many people around to do a whole lot.

4. I'm not really planning on having sex until after marriage. BJ's and that sort of thing are ok though.

5. It's kind of hard not to feel any feelings when their breasts are just about out of their tops.

6. I could have if I wanted to, but I'm not a big enough pervert or sex crazed maniac to do so.

7. I did get a handjob that day and the day before, so I'm good to go.

8. Let's not even get into what I do in theaters...

Satisfied? I didn't think so. But look at it this way too, as soon as I get a house, I know of about 3 different girls that are wanting to move in with me. And they all are ok with each other being there.

I'm a very patient person despite common belief... Can i move down there?

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 11:47 AM

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Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 11:50 AM

Cool!

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 11:52 AM

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Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
BYOG=Bring Your Own Girl/Girls

Boo-Yah! Um okay.:)

:-D

X¤MurderDoll¤X

05-30-2006, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown

I'm not really planning on having sex until after marriage.

reason?

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 12:37 PM

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X¤MurderDoll¤X

05-30-2006, 12:44 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown

I have a better idea then. Let's see how many girls I can fuck before the end of they year.

Go.

I kind of understand what you're saying actually, but I don't see why you'd wait until after marriage.

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 12:46 PM

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VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 12:47 PM

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ItsAlive75

05-30-2006, 12:50 PM

Wahhh.

Wear a condom dude, or go all STE and get your giblets clipped.

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 12:53 PM

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Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 12:53 PM

No one will ever fondle my pee pee.

ItsAlive75

05-30-2006, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Condom's fail

Tylenol fails sometimes, nothin's fool-proof. That aint a reason to not get your rocks off.

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 12:56 PM

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X¤MurderDoll¤X

05-30-2006, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Alright. Now, I need to go to a town where the girls aren't scared to death of me.

El Cajon, California.

Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
They do mine all the time, even in public.

@IA75
Oh, believe me. I'm going to now. I don't care if I do get'em prego. Quota for the rest of the year is 50. No no no,i'm never letting a doctor fondle my pee pee.:)

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 12:58 PM

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Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 12:59 PM

I hate victorville california..

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 01:00 PM

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Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Not even a hot female doctor? Maybe...

Wait....Hell no!

ItsAlive75

05-30-2006, 01:03 PM

This is getting wierd and grooooooossssss

Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 01:08 PM

Yeah,I agree.

Nyarlathotep

05-30-2006, 01:34 PM

words just fail me :rolleyes:

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 01:47 PM

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ItsAlive75

05-30-2006, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Ummmm.....SO!? It's no different than any other thread in the general forum.

Just so long as every other thread has to do with your sex life...

Dante'sInferno

05-30-2006, 01:58 PM

Boooooooooo

VampiricClown

05-30-2006, 02:28 PM

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SpookyWriter

05-30-2006, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Just so long as every other thread has to do with your sex life... I am too purdy for a sex life.

:mad:

scaryminda15

05-31-2006, 03:53 AM

lol well alot of weird talk going on here. your welcome Vamp.

SpookyWriter

05-31-2006, 09:26 AM

That kitty isn't so scary. What's the catch?

The Flayed One

05-31-2006, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by SpookyWriter
That kitty isn't so scary. What's the catch?

FIXED!

X¤MurderDoll¤X

05-31-2006, 10:10 AM

hi thar

Dante'sInferno

05-31-2006, 10:17 AM

OH MY GOD!!!

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

No buttsecks...

scaryminda15

05-31-2006, 12:34 PM

lol very funny guys

VampiricClown

05-31-2006, 01:49 PM

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scaryminda15

05-31-2006, 01:50 PM

i got ur back vamp!

ItsAlive75

05-31-2006, 01:52 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Why does every thread I make go perverted after the 3rd page?

Might have somethin to do with...

Originally posted by VampiricClown
The next set of questions I am answering on behalf of the fact that IA75 doesn't want me to. :D

1. I do feel that way about them, but I'm not as perverted as you may believe. I think more with my feelings and heart over my dick.

2. I did snuggle and saw some titties while I was there....and some ass come to think of it. And yes, I did touch some butt. But not often enough to offend anyone in public.

3. There were waaaaaay too many people around to do a whole lot.

4. I'm not really planning on having sex until after marriage. BJ's and that sort of thing are ok though.

5. It's kind of hard not to feel any feelings when their breasts are just about out of their tops.

6. I could have if I wanted to, but I'm not a big enough pervert or sex crazed maniac to do so.

7. I did get a handjob that day and the day before, so I'm good to go.

8. Let's not even get into what I do in theaters...

Satisfied? I didn't think so. But look at it this way too, as soon as I get a house, I know of about 3 different girls that are wanting to move in with me. And they all are ok with each other being there.

VampiricClown

05-31-2006, 01:56 PM

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X¤MurderDoll¤X

05-31-2006, 02:03 PM

handjobs and bjs and buttseks oh my!

Dante'sInferno

05-31-2006, 02:04 PM

Porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!:D

SpookyWriter

05-31-2006, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!:D Oh my!

http://www.citicom.com/~cstevens/sandi.jpg

scaryminda15

06-01-2006, 04:00 AM

your welcome! anyone messes with vamp gets me as well.

scouse mac

06-01-2006, 04:39 AM

VampiricClown

Weirdo

The Flayed One

06-01-2006, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
I didn't start all the stuff about buttsecks and stuff.

I initiated buttsecks. However, I assume no responsibility for handjobs or blowjobs.

It's like my campaign motto to become King of Indiana under the divine rule of His Majesty, Emporer The STE I. Instead of a chicken in every pot, there shall be a buttsecks in every thread.