Sam the Egg getting his wings clipped

[The STE]

I don't like kids, nor do I want to raise kids. So I'm getting a vasectomy. I've found a doctor that performs non-scalpel vasectomies that's 3 minutes from my house, I'm getting a consultation, and hopefully sometime this year (I have to save up and have no steady income) I'll get the vasectomy. Yay for me.

[MisterSadistro]

ouch. Not your wings getting clipped I'm afraid. Good luck with that.
CK

[Miss Olivia]

That's cool if it's what you want...and the thing about a vasectomy is if you ever change your mind it's reversible, whereas a hysterectomy is not...of course if you don't like kids now it's doubtful you ever will but you never know what could change for you in ten or twenty years....maybe you'll turn eighty and meet a twenty year old stripper who wants children...:D

[ItsAlive75]

Don't even wanna wait, see if your opinion changes with age?

[Dante'sInferno]

:eek:

[VampiricClown]

I'm with Dante on this one.

:eek:

[The STE]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Don't even wanna wait, see if your opinion changes with age?

I'm secure enough in the decision to risk having to pay for the reversal

[bloodrayne]

During that Consultation, they'll ask you to give good reasons why you don't want any kids...Especially as young as you are...They'll probably try to change your mind...

Of course, I'm sure it's different in different states...

In Kentucky, it's difficult to find someone who will perform the *surgery if you don't have at least one kid...

In Ohio, it's difficult to find someone to do it if you don't already have TWO kids...

Unless you're over 30


*It only takes 10 minutes, and a shot to numb the area, WITH a scalpel...actually, it's more like a crochet needle and a pair of scissors...They almost always do it on a Friday here, so you can heal over the weekend and don't miss any work...It's unbelievably simple


Anyway...Good luck :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
During that Consultation, they'll ask you to give good reasons why you don't want any kids


The question is, if he doesn't give reason that they deem acceptable will they still do it or is that just a process they go through?


anyway..Good luck with everything.

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
During that Consultation, they'll ask you to give good reasons why you don't want any kids...Especially as young as you are...They'll probably try to change your mind...

Of course, I'm sure it's different in different states...

In Kentucky, it's difficult to find someone who will perform the *surgery if you don't have at least one kid...

In Ohio, it's difficult to find someone to do it if you don't already have TWO kids...

I've been wondering about that. See, I was just like STE at his age. I wanted to get it done, but people kept telling me no one would do it because I was too young and would change my mind. Well, I'll be 28 in a few months. I still haven't changed my mind, I think it might be safe to say I won't. Good luck, Sam.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
The question is, if he doesn't give reason that they deem acceptable will they still do it or is that just a process they go through?


It's up to the doctor to decide...They have to protect themselves...Some people have actually come back later and said, "The doctor should have known I was too young to make that kind of decision"...or..."The doctor should have known I might change my mind...or wasn't really sure"...Stuff like that...

I don't know if there are any specific guidelines that doctors follow in order to determine whether someone is sure or not....But...I DO know that if you say things like "I think....."I'm pretty sure..."...."maybe...".....or ANYTHING that shows the slightest hint of uncertainty...They will deny you...

[SKOOFx]

WTF

[SKOOFx]

Yeah, i cant let this go...

seriously....


WTF..

why WHYYYY.

Wear a rubber, make your girl go on the pill....


its that simple.

[PR3SSUR3]

Possible Complications:-

A vasectomy is considered a low-risk surgery, but there are risks associated with any surgery. Possible complications include:

The area may become inflamed or infected. Antibiotics or, very rarely, minor surgery may be required to treat an infection.

A blood clot or bruise may appear, but normally clears up by itself.
The skin may bind to the vas, which may require surgical correction.

Fluid or sperm may build up in the scrotum, but usually clears up on its own.

In 4 out of 1,000 cases, a decreased sexual desire or inability occurs. Such problems are believed to be emotional, because the operation can’t cause them.

The cut ends of the vas could grow back together.

It's Your Choice…


http://www.ppscm.org/images/vaspenis.jpg

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
The cut ends of the vas could grow back together.

Yeah...but...That depends on how it's done....The ends can be tied back or burned...OUR doctor removes a full inch of tubing (so that they can't reach each other to grow back)...Then he burns the ends...THEN he ties them back, just to make sure...He considers HIS method to be irreversible...

[PR3SSUR3]

It's like spaying, or rather neutering yourself.

Come on all you vasectomised board members - do you feel any less of a fully functional man, or not?

:confused:

[newb]

Fuck that....ain't nobody getting near that area with a knife.

On the other hand...the world can feel safer knowing there won't be any little "sam the eggs" running around.;)

[PR3SSUR3]

This guy sounds good:-

http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gentlevasectomy.com/images/btn/btn_top.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.gentlevasectomy.com/faq.html&h=40&w=153&sz=3&tbnid=WXloLmiAV9YNAM:&tbnh=23&tbnw=91&hl=en&start=11&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpenis%2Btrauma%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den %26lr%3D%26sa%3DN

And so... reassuring...!

[The STE]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
Yeah, i cant let this go...

seriously....


WTF..

why WHYYYY.

Wear a rubber, make your girl go on the pill....


its that simple.

the odds of condoms or the pill failing are greater than the odds of a vasectomy failing

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
Wear a rubber, make your girl go on the pill....


Or you could get your girl to get a birth control shot every 3 months. My ex did this so I wouldn't get her pregnant. It even did away with her period. :eek:

[ItsAlive75]

Well I'll back the decision, cuz in the end you're gonna do whatever ya want anyway. But just think about how much fun it would be to raise a child to be like you. Oooooh, it just makes the hair on your arm stand up.:D

[PR3SSUR3]

I only hope something like this doesn't somehow happen:-


http://history.amedd.army.mil/booksdocs/wwii/internalmedicinevolIII/chapter20figure104.jpg

:eek:

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
I only hope something like this doesn't somehow happen:-


http://history.amedd.army.mil/booksdocs/wwii/internalmedicinevolIII/chapter20figure104.jpg

:eek: Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

[PR3SSUR3]

My stars, these are even more alarming:-


http://or-live.mediwire.com/main/Default.aspx?P=Content&ArticleID=164348


:eek: :eek: :eek:


Note: none of these unfortunate conditions were as a result of having the snip, especially not the very last one which was as a result of rubber band abuse

[Dante'sInferno]

Wow!:eek:

[SKOOFx]

I rarely judge or try to impose my thoughts on anyone.


but man, i think your INSANE.



I see NO point in any of this shit.

I ifn dmy self grabbing my balls and wondering how ANY man can do that.. seriously..once again..

W T F

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
I rarely judge or try to impose my thoughts on anyone.


but man, i think your INSANE.



I see NO point in any of this shit.

I ifn dmy self grabbing my balls and wondering how ANY man can do that.. seriously..once again..

W T F

I'm with Skoof all the way on this one.

[stubbornforgey]

I say good on you STE..
if thats your choice then so be it..
Its like the woman choosing btween having an abortion etc.
You go with what you want and your right..

[The STE]

wonder if this means I'll have to do my ASCII penises like this from now on:
3=== ====D

[SKOOFx]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS WHOLE THING WAS A JOKE.

Im still trying to process your first post.

[The STE]

no, not a joke

[friday13thfan]

dude don't get right of your boys:eek: :eek: WTF dude:eek:

[The STE]

you know there's a difference between a vasectomy and castration, yes?

[friday13thfan]

yeah but still might as well be the same IMO... still why? WTF?

[monalisa]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
I only hope something like this doesn't somehow happen:-


http://history.amedd.army.mil/booksdocs/wwii/internalmedicinevolIII/chapter20figure104.jpg

:eek:

WTF, how did THAT go wrong????

[monalisa]

OK, you do know that it's not fool proof right? I know someone (ex-coworker, still friend) that had that done and still got his wife pregnant. No doubt there was the whole horrible "you cheated on me " thing, but after DNA tests it was his (and I don't want to sound mean, but if you ever saw her, well you'd know it was his).Just be careful and sure in your desicion and afterwards don't think its just free for all. Take care.

[ItsAlive75]

Nothing's fool proof. Babies can get into Tylenol bottles and retards can still open bottles under the sink. Quit tryin' to scare him.

[PR3SSUR3]

I actually think this is a very good idea - unselfish, and just generally damn sensible (what, under the circumstances and all).

In fact I think I'm going to get one.

We should all get one.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
That's cool if it's what you want...and the thing about a vasectomy is if you ever change your mind it's reversible, whereas a hysterectomy is not...of course if you don't like kids now it's doubtful you ever will but you never know what could change for you in ten or twenty years....maybe you'll turn eighty and meet a twenty year old stripper who wants children...:D It's not a hysterectomy that women get done, those are two different things. I'm getting a tubal and i have read that it is much easier for a man to do this than what i'm doing. I think if a person really does not want/like kids they should do it. I think it is better than having a kid that you DO NOT want.

[The STE]

Originally posted by monalisa
OK, you do know that it's not fool proof right? I know someone (ex-coworker, still friend) that had that done and still got his wife pregnant. No doubt there was the whole horrible "you cheated on me " thing, but after DNA tests it was his (and I don't want to sound mean, but if you ever saw her, well you'd know it was his).Just be careful and sure in your desicion and afterwards don't think its just free for all. Take care.

http://www.vasectomymedical.com
A successful vasectomy is confirmed by doing semen checks (see confirming sterility); after which, there remains a small risk of failure. To elucidate this risk, if 3000 couples were sexually active and did so unprotected for 10 years, one pregnancy would result in the entire group over that 10 year period.

Fool proof? No. But the odds aren't in favor of failure

[The STE]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
yeah but still might as well be the same IMO... still why? WTF?

no. That's fucking stupid. Castration removes the testicles, makes one a eunich. No sex drive or greatly reduced sex drive. Vasectomy just prevents the sperm from leaving the body through ejaculate. You still shoot normally and everything, since the sperm is like 1% of it. It. Is. Not. The. Same.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by The STE
Fool proof? No. But the odds aren't in favor of failure Tubals are not 100% but that is not stopping me from doing it. Fuck it, do what YOU want, it's your 3======D, noone elses!!! :D

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by The STE
no. That's fucking stupid. Castration removes the testicles, makes one a eunich. No sex drive or greatly reduced sex drive. Vasectomy just prevents the sperm from leaving the body through ejaculate. You still shoot normally and everything, since the sperm is like 1% of it. It. Is. Not. The. Same. I honestly thought you couldn't...shoot anything anymore.

[The STE]

nope, all the fun of jizzing in ladies without the messy pregnancy deal*









*Yeah, yeah, I know, not fool proof, but I'm playing the odds here

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The STE
nope, all the fun of jizzing in ladies without the messy pregnancy deal*

*Yeah, yeah, I know, not fool proof, but I'm playing the odds here

You could always play safe chivalrous and just change the "in" to "on".:D

[The STE]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
You could always play safe chivalrous and just change the "in" to "on".:D

no, I don't do that porno crap.

[monalisa]

Originally posted by The STE
no, I don't do that porno crap.

That's kinda um, never mind, feels better if done inside. Have to be safe though. (May I boil you first? j/k) :p

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by monalisa
That's kinda um, never mind, feels better if done inside. Have to be safe though. (May I boil you first? j/k) :p I think it is gross inside, but thats a whole different topic!! :p

[The STE]

yeah, that is a different topic. One that someone should start

[monalisa]

Anyway Sam, if you're sure that's what you want, I hope it all goes well. I had to make the desicion to have a hystorectomy for severe medical reasons and I had to come to terms that I will never be able to have a kid. I hadn't so far and I was in so much pain that I just decided to get rid of it. At least yours is reversable if you want, although I can't image THAT would be a very comfortable procedure to reverse. Wish you well and a rapid recovery.
-Kathy

[Tat2]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
During that Consultation, they'll ask you to give good reasons why you don't want any kids...Especially as young as you are...They'll probably try to change your mind...

Of course, I'm sure it's different in different states...

In Kentucky, it's difficult to find someone who will perform the *surgery if you don't have at least one kid...

In Ohio, it's difficult to find someone to do it if you don't already have TWO kids...

Unless you're over 30


*It only takes 10 minutes, and a shot to numb the area, WITH a scalpel...actually, it's more like a crochet needle and a pair of scissors...They almost always do it on a Friday here, so you can heal over the weekend and don't miss any work...It's unbelievably simple


Anyway...Good luck :)


Yep..BR is correct. I had a Vasectomy a few years back, in Indiana. They will not do it if you dont have at least one child.

[SKOOFx]

Once again today,



WTF

[Haunted]

I won't speak in any metaphors.

S wants to have a vasectomy so that he can have an eventful love life without havinv to worry about having children because he doesn't want to have children. I don't know the exacts of the process, but should he ever want to reverse it, he can.

Though for right now, he could enjoy a fruitful lovelife without producing any fruit. ...And there's me saying I wasn't going to use any metaphores.:rolleyes:

[PR3SSUR3]

I bet you $5m he has no intention of going through with it, and this is primarily an attention seeking thread.

In the nicest possible way, of course.

[Haunted]

I bet you 5.5 that you're wrong.

Is it possible that a person can discuss something openly on this forum without some one else acussing that person of trying to garner attention? I mean, if it's not, say so now so that we'll all know beforehand.:rolleyes:

[The STE]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
I bet you $5m he has no intention of going through with it, and this is primarily an attention seeking thread.

In the nicest possible way, of course.

I'll take that bet.

[PR3SSUR3]

I think the main issue here is gambling.

:cool:

[The STE]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
Once again today,



WTF

we get the fucking point already, give it a rest

[MichaelMyers]

Originally posted by The STE
I don't like kids, nor do I want to raise kids. So I'm getting a vasectomy. I've found a doctor that performs non-scalpel vasectomies that's 3 minutes from my house, I'm getting a consultation, and hopefully sometime this year (I have to save up and have no steady income) I'll get the vasectomy. Yay for me.

Good for you. Children are annoying and repulsive.

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
It's not a hysterectomy that women get done, those are two different things. I'm getting a tubal and i have read that it is much easier for a man to do this than what i'm doing. I think if a person really does not want/like kids they should do it. I think it is better than having a kid that you DO NOT want.


I've had a hysterectomy already, and I'm aware that tubal ligation is equivalent to a vasectomy....unfortunately, my hysterectomy was out of necessity and not choice, and is completely irreversible....things happen in life and there's not a lot to be done about them....and at least there's no period anymore....:)

[Haunted]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
I think the main issue here is gambling.

:cool:

If that's the case can I be the girl in the sparkly suit with the big feather thingy on her head?

[SKOOFx]

Originally posted by The STE
we get the fucking point already, give it a rest

No seriously.

WTF.



1) Get your girl on the pill
2) NEVER bust in her.

TADA!

.0000000001% chance of failure, just like your little surgery.

Why anyone would want to fuck with that part of their body like that...I DONT KNOW.


Im kool with pretty much everything...

i understand cutting(i dont agree with it, but i can relate and understand the meaning)...i understand suspension...i understand even PLASTIC SURGERY 9o some extent). I dont judge....(BUT THIS TIME...IS DIFFERENT...WTF)


WHY WOULD YOU MESS WITH THAT....HOW CAN ANY MAN MESS WITH THAT?

WTF

[PR3SSUR3]

rofl

Well?

[Haunted]

I got my clit pierced...? I had somebody without a medical degree go down their and fool a round with a pointy object in his hand. If he had fucked up, I could have lost all feeling down there...period.

Yet men seem to think that a girl's pierced goodies are somehow a treasure to behold.

The penis, in actuality is not more sacred than the vagina. Sorry. It never has been. In fact if you want to believe some scientific theories, a penis is a mutated vagina.

[PR3SSUR3]

I don't personally find pierced tits, cocks, fannies or balls very sexy, and it looks rather painful... and to what end?

Isn't mutilating a specifically sensitive part of your genitalia going to leave you with less to stimulate?

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Haunted
In fact if you want to believe some scientific theories, a penis is a mutated vagina.

I'd have to see such an insane theory.

[The STE]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
.0000000001% chance of failure, just like your little surgery.

I'd like to see where you get your facts that back up that statement

[Tat2]

A Vasectomy is no big deal, your in and out in a few minutes. Rest over the week end with ice packs/bags of frozen peas, kinda go easy with lifting the next week and voila'! all better without the shotgun wedding/child support, or another unwanted child in the world.

You've made a consious desision based on your own facts and beliefs, as long as a Doctor will do it (possible problems if you are childless or at a young age), go for it. I did and believe me...happier than hell that I did! Sex actually improves because the threat of a possible pregnancy is, for the most part, gone.

And FYI, after the surgery, you ARE NOT shooting "blanks" until you have SEVERAL ejaculations AFTER the surgery and have a sperm count done once you hit the magic number (I wanna say about 30) the doctor sets for ya! Until then, treat the ol' boy like he is armed and dangerous! :D

Oh, and BTW, there are several methods that can be used in a vasectomy; sectioned and burnt, tied, and clipped. Clipping is more for the guy who may change his mind - they just place clips on the tubes and they can be removed if you so desire - I have heard that these clips can become disloged, making it possible to father a child...usually causing a big suprised look on ones face!

I chose the more perminant method - sectioned and burnt. Didn't want any "boo-boos!

[SKOOFx]

DAY THREE:

WTF

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
DAY THREE:

WTF lol...Sam's gonna go to New York and shoot you....Right after his operation :D

[Haunted]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I'd have to see such an insane theory.

You wouldn't believe the crazy shit floating around in the medical world and how many people put their own beliefs ahead of science.

I was just trying to make a point.

It probably would have been better to say that the vagina generally, was held to be more sacred than the penis, but then you had to account for ancient Hellas and ancient Egypt, and those fucked up South American statues.

By the way, Pr3ss... My point about piercing Shazzam! was that women don't tend to go insane when something gets near their girlhoods, and maybe that's because of the the shit we go through to make sure we don't get uterine cancer. Or! it could because we have the option of giving birth.

Men become cry babies if a safety pin goes any lower than the belly button as if your nether regions were the treasures of King Solomon, which, in fact, they aren't. You're so fucking scared of any kind of genital pain it's almost amusing.

(Hence, God is a Woman, because, only women bleed, and we do it with a straight face).

[SKOOFx]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
lol...Sam's gonna go to New York and shoot you....Right after his operation :D

Nah.




now back to bussiness.....






WTF


:D

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by Haunted
Men become cry babies if a safety pin goes any lower than the belly button

Albert Fish didn't

[PR3SSUR3]

You're so fucking scared of any kind of genital pain it's almost amusing.

That's a bit of a generalisation, but it is true that a boot in the balls would hurt more than a boot in the fadge. Testicles are more vulnerable to direct attack than a woman's sensitive parts, much of which is tucked away inside.

Personally I'm into genital pain.

Schramm is my favourite movie.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Personally I'm into genital pain.



Then why the comment on genital mutilation (and I'm talking the about the choices we make ourselves, not that shit that goes on in Africa)? Also, what exactly do you mean by being "into genital pain?"


Being knocked in the clit hurts very much, thank you.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Haunted
You're so fucking scared of any kind of genital pain it's almost amusing.

That's because it REALLY FUCKING HURTS.

[Miss Olivia]

Originally posted by Haunted
Then why the comment on genital mutilation (and I'm talking the about the choices we make ourselves, not that shit that goes on in Africa)? Also, what exactly do you mean by being "into genital pain?"


Being knocked in the clit hurts very much, thank you.


I'll vouch for that....I used to do trick riding on a bike with a straight bar, and once I went to jump on while running and missed the seat totally, landing square on my wahoo with my full weight on it....I pissed blood for three days...

[Haunted]

The clitoris is, in fact, the most sensitive organ on the human body with trillions of little nerve endings. When she takes a whomp...ow!

[PR3SSUR3]

Give her a good piercing with a big needle - that'll shut her up.

:D

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Haunted
The clitoris is, in fact, the most sensitive organ on the human body with trillions of little nerve endings. When she takes a whomp...ow!

Yah, I took a spill on my bike when i was a kid and didn't even know my clit existed. My, ah, area was very bruised and yah THAT reeeeeeally hurts.

Although when she's happy, it's oh soooo good!

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
No seriously.

WTF.



1) Get your girl on the pill
2) NEVER bust in her.

TADA!

.0000000001% chance of failure, just like your little surgery.

Why anyone would want to fuck with that part of their body like that...I DONT KNOW.


Im kool with pretty much everything...

i understand cutting(i dont agree with it, but i can relate and understand the meaning)...i understand suspension...i understand even PLASTIC SURGERY 9o some extent). I dont judge....(BUT THIS TIME...IS DIFFERENT...WTF)


WHY WOULD YOU MESS WITH THAT....HOW CAN ANY MAN MESS WITH THAT?

WTF Pulling out is NOT safe!!! There is sperm released before you even know it is going to happen, and i have heard it is the most potent. I also don't agree with saying "make your girl get on the pill", that is soooo not fair. If he is going to do this, at least he is taking some responsibility and not leaving it up to the woman. Very cool thing!!

[stubbornforgey]

So..??have you done this yet..??

Em all for choices as long as your mentally
prepared for whats ahead ..
Some people just don't want kids and thats thier decison.
I had a hysterectomy after my last child..and have never looked back..with of course the support of my husband.
Just don't want anymore chillen.

[The STE]

I haven't even gotten the consultation yet.

[Tat2]

Originally posted by Haunted
The clitoris is, in fact, the most sensitive organ on the human body with trillions of little nerve endings. When she takes a whomp...ow!


I only give it a whomp if i'm asked...other than than I have done EXTENSIVE research for the last many, many years on the female "LOVE/SEX organs and althoug I know every square milimeter of the fenmale anatomy, i would like to hear what you got to share!!!!! Consider it "Insiders" view!!!

[PR3SSUR3]

You're a virgin, aren't you?

[SKOOFx]

DAY FOUR(?)


WTF

[Haunted]

Now, Skoof... I love you, but...

[SKOOFx]

as long as you love me......

lol

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by Haunted
I got my clit pierced...? I had somebody without a medical degree go down their and fool a round with a pointy object in his hand. If he had fucked up, I could have lost all feeling down there...period.

Yet men seem to think that a girl's pierced goodies are somehow a treasure to behold.

The penis, in actuality is not more sacred than the vagina. Sorry. It never has been. In fact if you want to believe some scientific theories, a penis is a mutated vagina.

I've got a Prince Albert, didn't really hurt to bad, no where near as getting your nipples done.

As for the snip, go for it, I can't stand kids either!

[The STE]

it's official, I'm going in for my consultation on July 6th

[Haunted]

Who recommended the Dr.? Did you research him or her very well?

I hope it goes well for you!

[The STE]

I should hope the doc is good, he or she (female doctor listed on the site I went to, male doctor mentioned on the phone) is the only doctor close by that performs vasectomies.

[newb]

Maybe you'll get the famous Russian specialist...DR. Cutchacockoff....I hear he's very good.


http://static.flickr.com/43/79374749_48070d36f8_m.jpg

[1beastieibe]

Wow I must say thats very responsible of you. Most guys that dont want kids just use the whole if it happens I'll just dissapear for a while form of birth control. It really is a simple procedure, and like other people said if you do change your mind it can be reversed. So yeah for mature desicions!

[The STE]

Originally posted by newb
Maybe you'll get the famous Russian specialist...DR. Cutchacockoff....I hear he's very good.


http://static.flickr.com/43/79374749_48070d36f8_m.jpg

your clever ruse is faulted by the fact that Cutchacockoff is not a Russian surname, and that your picture was of a fictional character that had no medical degree

[PR3SSUR3]

If you meet a girl you just want to have sex with, she will never believe you have had a vasectomy (certificate or not) so you will still have to use protection (plus, this kind of mutilation does not prevent against sexual diseases).

If you meet a girl you might want to spend the rest of your life with, there is a very high chance she will want to have children at some point.

There is also a very high chance you will change your mind - and many many people do - about not wanting children when you get older, or that a lady previously nonplussed about kids gets broody and changes her mind when she gets older.

So a reversal it is then.

Best of luck.



:cool:

[The STE]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
[B]If you meet a girl you just want to have sex with, she will never believe you have had a vasectomy (certificate or not) so you will still have to use protection
a) You don't know that for sure, b) you act like people never have unprotected sex

(plus, this kind of mutilation does not prevent against sexual diseases).
No shit

If you meet a girl you might want to spend the rest of your life with, there is a very high chance she will want to have children at some point.
I guess she's SOL then unless I change my mind

There is also a very high chance you will change your mind - and many many people do - about not wanting children when you get older, or that a lady previously nonplussed about kids gets broody and changes her mind when she gets older.
I have my reasons for not wanting kids and they in all likelihood won't go away when I'm older


So a reversal it is then.
I'm so glad I have some guy on the internet to decide that for me

[The STE]

oh, and going by previously posted statistics, the odds of the vasectomy failing are approx. .000000213, depending on your definition of "sexually active", whereas condoms have a failure rate of approx. .02 to .15

[newb]

Originally posted by The STE
your clever ruse is faulted by the fact that Cutchacockoff is not a Russian surname, and that your picture was of a fictional character that had no medical degree

DAMN......foiled again.

[ItsAlive75]

STE I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU AND YOU SHOULD THINK OF CHILDREN AND WOMEN SO DON'T CUT YOUR BALLS OFF HERE IS MY PROOF AND I'LL MAKE IT SOUND SMART SO EVERYONE AGREEES WITH ME.

[monalisa]

So, how long after your consultation do you get it done? Maybe you won't know that until after the consultation, but I trust you will let us know how it goes, right?

[The STE]

Yes, I will post an update after the consulation. They said they'd mail me some forms I have to fill out so I don't have to do it while I'm there, which is very awesome of them. They said they were going to mail them today or tomorrow, so they should be getting here sometime this week, maybe early next week (this hospital is REALLY close to us)

[PR3SSUR3]

Yowch!


http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/10017.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/imagepages/10017.htm&h=320&w=400&sz=14&tbnid=MrsmBh2WiHCCWM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=120&hl=en&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvasectomy%2B%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%2 6lr%3D

Essentially, your balls are being 'cut off'...

:eek:

[The STE]

ya know, a lot of people are acting like I haven't researched this.

omg, ball cutting! (http://www.vasectomymedical.com/no-scalpel-vasectomy-diagram.html)

[_____V_____]

All the best, STE bro...

I know you have your reasons for going for this, and I appreciate your privacy. All I can say is...be safe, and come back soon.

[PR3SSUR3]

That settles it - with these simple step-by-step diagrams, I'm going into the vasectomy business.

Right who's first guys?

3/--->

[The STE]

3 =====D > 3/---->


I mean, really, who wants a thin, sharpened dick?

[PR3SSUR3]

Searching for examples of a male animal species with a thin, sharpened dick, it seems this horse might have the hots for its rider.

http://www.safety-council.com/graphics/horse.jpg

[_____V_____]

Just be sure to take plenty of rest for at least a week or two, dont lift anything heavy, and plenty of vegetables with a low carb diet. You should be fine in no time.

My Dad had one right after I was born, because he and my mom didnt want any more kids, and wanted to give me his full attention. They talked it over, and he got it done. He's doing fine till now, and running about everywhere preparing all sorts of shitass stuff for my wedding. Thats my old man alrite!

Goes on to say, a man with balls (even vasected ones) can do anything!

[The STE]

that horse has the orb of power on its groin

[The STE]

just got back from my consultation, which did the opposite of what some posters here thought it would do. Instead of deterring or outright denying, it eliminated the 2 lingering concerns I had, cost and reversal issues. The insurance "should cover all of it" (so sayeth Dr. Adkins), and "even if the reversal doesn't work, there are other ways of having kids. Your testicles will still work." So I don't think he was referring to adoption or having some guy bang my wife. Now all I need to do is schedule the actual clipping (which they were actually totally prepaired to do there, but I had to get home and see what the schedule for other peoples stuff was).

[Haunted]

Ah! That's great! Once you get nipped, I can stop taking the pill and won't have to worry about rubbers getting in the way of the "one true sensation."

Er...:D :D

That's good news, S. I'm glad that it's not going to be as much of a hassle as we all feared. Did they tell you what the procedure would be?

[The STE]

Originally posted by Haunted
Did they tell you what the procedure would be?

Appendectomy, which I thought was really weird, but I figured 'hey, I'm not the doctor'

[monalisa]

Originally posted by The STE
Appendectomy, which I thought was really weird, but I figured 'hey, I'm not the doctor'

You ARE kidding, right?

[PR3SSUR3]

Hang the pedofobes and cut there balls of