Hdc Big Brother

[Thomasgeorge]

Just like the real big brother I will set out tasks and people will get evicted we need 8 pps pm me if u are intrested

[ENTITY2000]

ok i see what its now! duh i feel like a complete ass!:o

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
duh i feel like a complete ass!:o

tell me more about this ass :eek:

[ItsAlive75]

Always with games...

[Posher778]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Always with games...

*fun* games.

[The STE]

3==========D

[PR3SSUR3]

You miserable bastards.

I'm in.

:D

[MisterSadistro]

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActHoffmanRainman.jpg
"Big brother to Charlie Babbitt. Definitely Charlie Babbit."
:D
CK

[Dante'sInferno]

NOTE:The mod's im kidding when i post this picture.I dont mean for it to be directed to anyone.It's funny anyway.:)So here it is....DONT BAN ME

[Dante'sInferno]

Er.......Here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Seriously though....dont ban me.(I'm just playing around with this picture,DUH!)



Never mind i deleted it.

[PR3SSUR3]

Ban this sexually blasphemous philth.

[Thomasgeorge]

so far we have the flayed one and that guy with the ass pic

[Thomasgeorge]

introducing yeti.13 come on down

[Thomasgeorge]

we are also looking for someone to do big brothers little brothers as well

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
we are also looking for someone to do big brothers little brothers as well


^^^

I don't understand this post at all. ???






You can sign me up. Not sure how this'll work, but I'll give it a shot.

[MisterSadistro]

Originally posted by bwind22
I don't understand this post at all. ???

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/darthvonpokemon/TGZ.jpg :D
CK

[The STE]

I know how it'll work. He'll get bored/forget about it/decide he and an imaginary friend want to start a horror call-in hotline or something, and the thread will mercifully fade into obscurity along with his "who's the killer" game

[MisterSadistro]

Most likely. That's why it was important to make a 'Thomas George Zone' pic while this was fresh in my mind LOL
CK

[bwind22]

Hahahaha.

Okay, well I'm in until this thread fades to obscurity, but don't be looking to me to go try finding it on Page 2. That's more effort than I am willing to exert.

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/darthvonpokemon/TGZ.jpg :D
CK

LMAO! That's a classic!

[MisterSadistro]

I screwed it up and accidentally saved it at 256 colors at one point and wasn't about to redo it again. Well, maybe. It might come in handy more often than not :D
CK

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
I screwed it up and accidentally saved it at 256 colors at one point and wasn't about to redo it again. Well, maybe. It might come in handy more often than not :D
CK Hey...Er...how long does it usually take you to decipher thomasgeorg's sentence's?My record is 15 minute's...:(










:D

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Well, maybe. It might come in handy more often than not :D
CK

*shakes magic 8 ball*

All signs point to yes. :D

[PR3SSUR3]

Q: Is this just a fun piss-take, or does it breach any of the guidelines laid out in the thread up top?

:confused:

[MisterSadistro]

I leave all my work to the viewer's interpretation :D
CK

[Thomasgeorge]

4 more pps

[Thomasgeorge]

come on guys just 4 more people

[Yellow Jacket]

I don't know how this game is going to work, and I know it's going to vanish by Tuesday at the latest, so I'll do it for the fuck of it!

[Thomasgeorge]

thanks YJ and number 10 on your charts should at least be on the top 5

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Hey...Er...how long does it usually take you to decipher thomasgeorg's sentence's?My record is 15 minute's...:(










:D

I just gave up on trying a while back, as well as crazy raplhs.

[pinkfloyd45769]

How does this work? :confused:

[The Flayed One]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
How does this work? :confused:

I don't think any of us really knows. We're basically just pissing in the wind here. BTW, I dig your new Av, Pinky.

[Thomasgeorge]

yeah and avatar. Ok look it'[s just the same as real big brother you will do tasks and one of you every week will get evicted. you could fall in love in the house or argue see simple

[PR3SSUR3]

Day One in the Big Brother House:-

YJ is sitting around staring into space, PR3SSUR3 and pinkfloyd are making love, and MisterSadistro is toying with his own faeces in the garden.

bwind22 - this year's mincing bum boy - is feeding the chickens.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Q: Is this just a fun piss-take, or does it breach any of the guidelines laid out in the thread up top?

:confused:

What do you think?

Have you not seen his other game threads? but PRESSURE! BE MY ONLINE BIG BRO!:D :D :D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
yeah and avatar. Ok look it'[s just the same as real big brother you will do tasks and one of you every week will get evicted. you could fall in love in the house or argue see simple

...ohhhhhhhhhh

...

I still don't get it.

[Posher778]

Fall in love? What kind of shows do you watch again?.......

[Dante'sInferno]

Fuck......

[PR3SSUR3]

Day two in the Big Brother house:-

Half of the housemates have killed themselves, while those still alive feast on their remains.

Who stays, who goes?

You decide.

[ENTITY2000]

i stay!:eek: getting hungry *takes a bite outta someones leg*

mmmmmm tastes like chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[bwind22]

-Night 2, HDC Big Brother House -

bwind22 waits until all of the other housemates are sound asleep and then starts drinking.... heavily. By morning, the other houseguests are surprised to wake up and find out that not only has bwind22 trashed the house and ate and drank all food and liquor that was supposed to last the duration of their staty, but he also peed on the carpet in the corner and flushed the goldfish down the toilet. Right now he's outside fighting an aluminum trashcan.

[Dante'sInferno]

While Dante is trying to kill a lamp post...









"Fucking thing,won't die!!!!!":mad:

[ENTITY2000]

and ENTITY laughing her ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Yeah,the fucking thing is messing with me.:mad:




"pulls out rocket launcher"Let's see if you can block this,you little shit!


"Fires Rock launcher"




"Lamp posts shoots in the air and crashes into a car across the street."

YES!Do not ever test the!,Fucker! "he then starts break dancing to NIN's March of the Piggs"

[bwind22]

*bwind22 is drunk in the corner sobbing to himself*



They told me Id find love here....

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by bwind22
*bwind22 is drunk in the corner sobbing to himself*



They told me Id find love here.... "Points to the bathroom"


Hey i just saw a girl in there!She thinks your hot!


"Goes to the kitchen and open's the refrigrator and get's out a choclolate milk,he goes over to sit down and he open's it"

[bwind22]

*walks in bathroom, then turns around and walks out.*


That was no girl. That was thomasgeorge & he's dropping anchor.

[Dante'sInferno]

Er....There are some women hanging out in the pool!Yeah she probly went out there.:)

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

what is this?

[bwind22]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
what is this?

No one really knows.....

We're just having fun with it while it lasts.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

can we please throw thomasgeorge in a fire?

[bwind22]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
can we please throw thomasgeorge in a fire?

You could try, but that might get you evicted from the HDC Big Brother house.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by bwind22
You could try, but that might get you evicted from the HDC Big Brother house.

whatever, he's going in.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
whatever, he's going in.

Suit yourself.



So what's this I hear about impalement....?

[AUSTIN316426808]

I used to be a pyromaniac when I was a kid.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I used to be a pyromaniac when I was a kid.

I just like the idea of thomasgeorge dying in a fire.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
I just like the idea of thomasgeorge dying in a fire.


I wasn't saying you were a pyro or anything, like I said before, I'm bored outta my freakin head so I just threw out a random fact.

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Er....There are some women hanging out in the pool!Yeah she probly went out there.:)

Hey man, I'm no girl but I have just taken a dump in the pool.

[bwind22]

*bwind22 looks over at Yeti in horror as he is in mid-cannonball.*

You basta- glug!

[Yeti.13]

Unfortunately Dante's cooking does not appear to settling to well. Less of a cannonball more of of a shower.

*Yeti goes to the diary room to ask for more loo roll, it would appear in his drunken stupour bwind22 ate it, and some mouthwash for bwind22*

[Posher778]

** Jumps through the window in a salmon suit and just SCREAMS**

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??"

**Then runs out, mumbling something about baby corns**...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

thomasgeorge is still burning, music is playing and it's not even doom music! thomasgeorge supporters are furious, infact she is going on a hunger strike in protest. This doesn't phase me however, because I like the idea of someone starving themself to death.

[Yeti.13]

*Yeti stumbles out of the toilet after being there for 5 hours. His hilarious "Gay Cowboy" costume that he came in is looking slighltly the worse for wear and is not looking quite so hilarious, but with him not getting his suitcase, 5 days of wearing little more than leather chaps, g-string and cowboy hat is starting to piss him off. Yeti stumbles into the garden and sits in the corner mumbling to himself*

[ItsAlive75]

ItsAlive laughs to himself that Yeti not only bought a Gay Cowboy costume, but hoped it would look good on him.

ItsAlive goes back to eating chicken fingers and staying the hell out of the way.

[Dante'sInferno]

"Hand's everyone an AK47"





Let's kill everyone and get it over with.

[Yeti.13]

"I didn't get my suitcase and you have guns..... what the fuck!!!"

*Yeti storms to the diary room to complain, a holster would look good with this outfit*

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

MurderDoll shoots dante's inferno in the head and then throws the guns in the fire. Guns are the lamest way to kill people.

Murderdoll then throw's yeti's costume in the fire, not noticing that yet was still in it. my bad.

Murderdoll goes back to eating chicken fingers with IA.

[Dante'sInferno]

"Dante is immortal"




Fucking,shit.Fine here's a cool way to kill people



"Dante pull's out his sword,and starts fucking hacking away at all of thomasgeorge's people."



DON'T RUN!

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
MurderDoll shoots dante's inferno in the head and then throws the guns in the fire. Guns are the lamest way to kill people.

Murderdoll then throw's yeti's costume in the fire, not noticing that yet was still in it. my bad.

Murderdoll goes back to eating chicken fingers with IA.

*Yeti still in diary room*

"So Dante gets gunss, where my fucking suitcase??? I left my gaycowboy outfit in the garden on Thomasgeorge and want something to wear!"

*Big Brother*
"Unfortunatley your outfit has been destroyed by one of the other housemates, I suggest you go and talk to the others and see if they csan lend you any clothes"

*Yeti, now naked(not a nice sight) wanders back into the house to find MurderDoll and ItsAlive eating chicken fingers*

"Er where the hell do you keep finding those things I thought bwind ate everything, and can I have some clothes please?"

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Murderdoll goes back to eating chicken fingers with IA.

IA is hesitant to share his chicken fingers, but out of fear of being killed offers MD that awesome chicken finger where its like 2 chicken fingers stuck together but it still counts as one...

[Dante'sInferno]

"Dante goes to a phone in the house,and orderes everyone pizza,pizza guy comes,hands him the pizza"(Dante has no money"

"So Dante just decapitate's him"HAHAHAHAHHA!MY PIZZA NOW,BITCH!

"Dante then sit's down and start's eating his pizza"

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
IA is hesitant to share his chicken fingers, but out of fear of being killed offers MD that awesome chicken finger where its like 2 chicken fingers stuck together but it still counts as one...

Awesome. I could never kill someone who gave me a double chicken finger.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Awesome. I could never kill someone who gave me a double chicken finger. :(



Everyone hate's me.

[Yeti.13]

"Er do you 2 like me naked or can I have some clothes? And where the hell did the phone come from that Dante(the everliving) ordered pizza on?"

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yeti.13
"Er do you 2 like me naked or can I have some clothes? And where the hell did the phone come from that Dante(the everliving) ordered pizza on?" It's on the wall!Jesus it's right there!:D

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Your such an inconvenience to the big brother house damn! Here take thomasgeorge's clothes, I stripped him before I threw him in the fire so that he would burn slower.

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
It's on the wall!Jesus it's right there!:D

So it is, how the hell did I miss that??
Can I steal a bit of your pizza? What type is it?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Your such an inconvenience to the big brother house damn! Here take thomasgeorge's clothes, I stripped him before I threw him in the fire so that he would burn slower. Well that's just great! "Dante notice's the clothes she handed him"He throws them in the pool""He then marches off,pissed,then he trips over the outside entrance way back into the house and then get's nocked out."

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
Your such an inconvenience to the big brother house damn! Here take thomasgeorge's clothes, I stripped him before I threw him in the fire so that he would burn slower.

Thanks for the compliment but I'm not sure a flowery dress is me, oh what the hell. Shit it's wet and see through!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yeti.13
So it is, how the hell did I miss that??
Can I steal a bit of your pizza? What type is it? "Dante raises his head"



It's BBQ chicken.....bacon....pizza.You can have some it.......if you want too.

[ItsAlive75]

IA quits the house and goes home. Too much male nudity and not enough food... and it smells like burning dead people here.

I'm goin' home for Bagel Bites, booze and porn.

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"Dante raises his head"



It's BBQ chicken.....bacon....pizza.You can have some it.......if you want too.

Cheers mate! No looking at my nipples though.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yeti.13
Cheers mate! No looking at my nipples though. Okay...."Dante put's his head back down and goes to sleep."

[Posher778]

**grows a beard then shaves it off**

[PR3SSUR3]

Could this discussion manage to out-circumsize the cock-altering claims of the Egg thread?

[Posher778]

**mocks everything pressure says out of boredom**

[ENTITY2000]

*Entity staggers through the door, steps on dante cracking his skull* uh................... excuse me dante! i had a rough nite!!!!:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!:mad:









:D

[Posher778]

**Eats entity in a tourette rage**

FUCKKK FUCKKKK EVERYTHING IS A PIECE OF FUCKKKKK, FUCKING FUCK THAT ISN'T PROPER FUCKING GRAMMAR FUCKKKKK.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

i officially deem this thread lame.

[ENTITY2000]

*Entity looks at dante* we gotta problem? *pushes producers away* what dante, why i got to b a SOB!:cool:

[Posher778]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
i officially deem this thread lame.

You're lame! You no you love it.


*drunk kiss* woooooo

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
i officially deem this thread lame. I'm with you on that one!

[ENTITY2000]

let's all hop on the murder doll express!
the lame train;)

[Dante'sInferno]

I call shotgun!

[Posher778]

ahhh i don't have a ticket! **Eats the train**

[Dante'sInferno]

"Jump's out of the train before posher consume's him"

[Yeti.13]

Fuck you lot I'm off to bed

*Yeti goes to bedroom takes off wet dress and wanks*

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"Jump's out of the train before posher consume's him"

**Pulls a Vodstok and grabs hot sauce and chases dante down the street**

[ENTITY2000]

*entity walks into bedroom* yeti get out of my bed!
and get that pansy ass dress off my floor:p

[Dante'sInferno]

"Dante run's as fast as he can"





EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!

[The Flayed One]

*Flayed wakes up from his self induced Oozo & Lunesta coma he drank himself into on day one. Flayed looks around and sees how lame everything has become. He mixes the rest of the Oozo with bleach, drinks it down & then wanders off to find a nice place amongst the garden to perish*

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
*Flayed wakes up from his self induced Oozo & Lunesta coma he drank himself into on day one. Flayed looks around and sees how lame everything has become. He mixes the rest of the Oozo with bleach, drinks it down & then wanders off to find a nice place amongst the garden to perish*

**Eats flayed**

[Dante'sInferno]

Yay! I didn't get eaten!!!






Woooooooooooo!

[Posher778]

**Eats Dante and his stupid ego**

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Posher778
**Eats Dante and his stupid ego** Ahh fuck.....:(

[lovecraft]

*Lovecraft, who always arrives late, presses his face against the window looking inside.

"Did I miss chicken fingers? he wonders.*

[Yeti.13]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
*entity walks into bedroom* yeti get out of my bed!
and get that pansy ass dress off my floor:p

*looks up a bit shocked*

Er you might want to swap beds mate.

*looks through glass into the rest of house*

Poshers put on weight, has more food arrived?