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bloodrayne
05-16-2006, 10:51 PM
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.


Think about that last one for a second...It'll eventually hit ya :)

ENTITY2000
05-16-2006, 10:58 PM
that's the truth! wow never thought of things that way!
see guys i told you BR is a wise woman! don't ever let me
hear ya'll say anything about her again!;) j/k:D

October
05-16-2006, 11:20 PM
yeah baby!

Haunted
05-17-2006, 06:30 AM
"And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
Dunno the words
Dunno the words"

:D :D

I'm just kidding...I've been wanting to pull a Stubborn for a while. This was a perfect place to do so.

AUSTIN316426808
05-17-2006, 06:35 AM
That's one of the very few things I can't stand about sports. Having to listen to people butcher the living hell out of that song week after week.

Haunted
05-17-2006, 06:41 AM
I would have to agree with you there. It's a very simple melody that most people who call themselves vocalists cannot seem to follow.

God, it gets my dad hot. He starts screaming at the tv before the officials make the first bad call.

ItsAlive75
05-17-2006, 08:02 AM
I thought we'd be discussing something else...

http://www.ggrw.org/RNCCarrie_DonKing2.jpg

newb
05-17-2006, 08:08 AM
Sun coming up over New York City
School bus driver in a traffic jam
Starin' at the faces in her rearview mirror
Looking at the promise of the Promised Land
One kid dreams of fame and fortune
One kid helps pay the rent
One could end up going to prison
One just might be president

Only in America
Dreaming in red, white and blue
Only in America
Where we dream as big as we want to
We all get a chance
Everybody gets to dance
Only in America

Sun going down on an La. freeway
Newlyweds in the back of a limousine
A welder's son and a banker's daughter
All they want is everything
She came out here to be an actress
He was the singer in a band
They just might go back to Oklahoma
And talk about the stars they could have been

Only in America
Where we dream in red, white and blue
Only in America
Where we dream as big as we want to
We all get a chance
Everybody gets to dance
Only in America

Yeah only in America
Where we dream in red, white and blue
Yeah we dream as big as we want to

Miss Olivia
05-17-2006, 08:10 AM
He must have been trying to wave to Leonard Nimoy.

ghostgirl38
05-17-2006, 08:15 AM
[COLOR=skyblue]:D You're right. America is a country of contrasts good for some and bad for others, mostly the working poor. I'm proud to say I'm a member of the working poor, and instead of being upwardly mobile I've been downwardly mobile.

Zero
05-17-2006, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
"And the rockets' red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there
Dunno the words
Dunno the words"

:D :D

I'm just kidding...I've been wanting to pull a Stubborn for a while. This was a perfect place to do so.

just don't sing that in spanish - you might be jailed!

AUSTIN316426808
05-17-2006, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I thought we'd be discussing something else...

http://www.ggrw.org/RNCCarrie_DonKing2.jpg


I was wondering when somebody was gonna do that.