AA Thread

[ENTITY2000]

wecome to the first hdc alcoholics anonymous
meeting, my name is ENTITY2000 and i am an
alcoholic. let's start this meeting with a moment
of silence followed by the serenity prayer............
......... GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO EXCEPT
THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D just for you V!;) :p :D OOPS I thought i made a thread. oh well it was suppose to be a thread! see what dante and YJ is doing to me!!!!!!!!!!!

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
wecome to the first hdc alcoholics anonymous
meeting, my name is ENTITY2000 and i am an
alcoholic. let's start this meeting with a moment
of silence followed by the serenity prayer............
......... GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO EXCEPT
THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D just for you V!;) :p :D OOPS I thought i made a thread. oh well it was suppose to be a thread! see what dante and YJ is doing to me!!!!!!!!!!!

gee thanks E, now I gotta become an alcoholic to get membership in this one :D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
see what dante and YJ is doing to me!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna get high?

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Wanna get high?

Oh! Wherefore have thou gone,

Golden Days of my Youth...?

lalala...lalala...lala...lalala...

(insert opera music here)

[_____V_____]

aww our own thread...(smiling brightly on the podium sorrounded by applause) ty ty ty...muah muah muah...:D

[ENTITY2000]

lmao........ you can b part of the support group! i know i shouldn't make fun! so if anyone wants to delete this thread they can!
it was a joke!

[Yellow Jacket]

*stands up*

Hi, I'm Yellow Jacket, and I'm a pornaholic! Oh, and an alcoholic! And a stoner! And a dumbass! And...

[_____V_____]

we can have PA meetings too...can we? can we? can we?

(jumpin up and down, getting excited as a 3 yr old tasting her first lollipop)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
lmao........ you can b part of the support group! i know i shouldn't make fun! so if anyone wants to delete this thread they can!
it was a joke! Nah...It's cool...




We can all say what kinda 'holic' we are :D







Sexaholic....

[_____V_____]

(stands up, opens mouth to say something...only to see YJ and Entity take a diving tackle at me and knocking the sh** out of me)


OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

[bwind22]

AA is for quitters!

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by _____V_____
(stands up, opens mouth to say something...only to see YJ and Entity take a diving tackle at me and knocking the sh** out of me)


OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!
shhhh........ remember i told you that is our little secret!
*takes hand off mouth*

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by _____V_____
(stands up, opens mouth to say something...only to see YJ and Entity take a diving tackle at me and knocking the sh** out of me)


OOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

Yeah, about that. I'm a pissedaholic.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by bwind22
AA is for quitters! Oh Shit!...You're right!


No WAY am I quittin' MY addiction...



I'm outta here!



*slams door*



:p

[_____V_____]

but but...I was just gonna introduce BloodRayne in...

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Nah...It's cool...




We can all say what kinda 'holic' we are :D







Sexaholic....

Stop bragging!

[ENTITY2000]

must b nice to b a sexaholic, i haven't had sex since january........
that's too personal? nah i am happily frustrated and abstainent!:( :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Stop bragging! *sticks head back in door*...I heard that!



Not bragging...Just saying....






Okay...To be more specific (and less of a slut)...I'm a DUSTINaholic....There, that's better :)

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
must b nice to b a sexaholic, i haven't had sex since january........
that's too personal? nah i am happily frustrated and abstainent!:( :D

Yeah, well I haven't gotten laid yet! And yes, I know Haunted is going to be on my ass about that last comment!

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
must b nice to b a sexaholic, i haven't had sex since january........
that's too personal? nah i am happily frustrated and abstainent!:( :D

hmm...(do I say it?)

(yes! no!! yes!!! no!!!! yes!!!!! no grrrrr!!!!!! yes grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!)

ah okay I will...I m glad to be all of the holics...cept a goodbyeholic...

There I said it hmph...

[monalisa]

God grant me the serenity to except the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill for fucking pissing me off! :p

[bloodrayne]

BTW...I'm also a chocoholic....VampClown's thread actually sent me and Dustin to the kitchen, where we were dipping marshmallows in melted white chocolate (marshmallows because all of the pretzels seem to have suddenly disappeared:mad: )...And we made some fudgy oatmeal cookies, too...mmmm:)

[_____V_____]

how bout chocolate pancakes with mayo? or maybe poptarts?

[ENTITY2000]

GROSS

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
GROSS

GROSS- Guys Reaching Orgasm So Soon

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
GROSS- Guys Reaching Orgasm So Soon
love it! you know how to make people laugh! i give that!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i give that!

You give orgasms too soon?!? :p

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
You give orgasms too soon?!? :p
lmao!! noooooo! mistype i meant i give you that!:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
lmao!! noooooo! mistype i meant i give you that!:D

Oh okay. I see. You give me orgasms too soon.

[_____V_____]

new acronym for Premature Ejaculation?

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Oh okay. I see. You give me orgasms too soon.
ok i give up! you know what i mean! but i can! ;) just kidding
no i'm not,yes i am!:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by _____V_____
new acronym for Premature Ejaculation?

Yeah, it's PE. So, whenever you're at school, and they say it's time for PE, you just whip out your dick (or pussy for the ladies) and just start masturbating.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok i give up! you know what i mean! but i can! ;) just kidding
no i'm not,yes i am!:D Schizophrenic much? :p

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok i give up! you know what i mean! but i can! ;) just kidding
no i'm not,yes i am!:D

Make up your mind woman! :)

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Schizophrenic much? :p
that's what they call it! i knew it! tried to tell my
psychiatrist that but it wouldn't listen! j/k ;)

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Make up your mind woman! :)
mind made up!:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
mind made up!:D

So, what does your mind tell you to do?

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
So, what does your mind tell you to do?
my mind tells me to....................... go to the library, to the gardening sextion i mean gardening section! :p

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
So, what does your mind tell you to do? Shh...You can't ask that...That's between Entity, her psychiatrist, and the police departments in 7 southern states...







:D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Shh...You can't ask that...That's between Entity, her psychiatrist, and the police departments in 7 southern states...







:D
don't forget the 2...... or is it 3 yeah that's it 3 northern states too
hold on i think someone is at my door............ it's my mind!!!!!!!!!
i got to go! it is telling me the police is coming to take me away ha ha!:D :eek:

[Dante'sInferno]

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!









Oh wait....wrong thread.






"leaves"

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
my mind tells me to....................... go to the library, to the gardening sextion i mean gardening section! :p

Shit! I thought that's where you were right now!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
don't forget the 2...... or is it 3 yeah that's it 3 northern states too
hold on i think someone is at my door............ it's my mind!!!!!!!!!
i got to go! it is telling me the police is coming to take me away ha ha!:D :eek: LOL...Yeah...I gotta go, too....Dustin's waiting for me upstairs in the bedroom....I don't want him to start without me...











We're playing Silent Hill 3, and I don't wanna miss any of it


You thought I was referring to something else...Didntcha? :p :D




Oooh...BTW...That's ANOTHER addiction...Video games...

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
LOL...Yeah...I gotta go, too....Dustin's waiting for me upstairs in the bedroom....I don't want him to start without me...











We're playing Silent Hill 3, and I don't wanna miss any of it


You thought I was referring to something else...Didntcha? :p :D

naw...I knew you were gonna go play the "game" sorta...kinda...well you know...:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
You thought I was referring to something else...Didntcha? :p :D

No, but now I am! :p

[ENTITY2000]

no fair! i wann a play silent hill too! ok ok well atleast tell me how it ends!:D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Shit! I thought that's where you were right now!
only if your there with v and dante and the OZ
1:D :cool:

[Yellow Jacket]

Just to let everybody know, I'll probably be signing off soon. I should've been in bed asleep three hours ago, but I got too wrapped up into this (which isn't a bad thing at all). But, I may or may not stay on for another hour two. Thiugh, I do have that History test tommorrow. Meh, I was going to fail it anyway.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
no fair! i wann a play silent hill too! ok ok well atleast tell me how it ends!:D I'm pretty sure it ends where part 4 (The Room) begins:p...That's the one I REALLY wanna play...But, we're still working our way up to it...I can't wait...



Oh shit!....I can hear the music...He IS starting without me...



G'Night guys



*runs for the stairs.....yells, "Hey...WAIT!!!...Drop that controller!"*

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Just to let everybody know, I'll probably be signing off soon. I should've been in bed asleep three hours ago, but I got too wrapped up into this (which isn't a bad thing at all). But, I may or may not stay on for another hour two. Thiugh, I do have that History test tommorrow. Meh, I was going to fail it anyway.
well that is no way to look at things! i predict you will pass it!
and if you don't you can curse me!;)

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
well that is no way to look at things! i predict you will pass it!
and if you don't you can curse me!;)

No, I'll probably fail. I hate to look at things in that way, but I suck at History! I haven't gotten a good grade on a test in History so far this semester. Okay, so that might be a lie. But, I still suck at History.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
No, I'll probably fail. I hate to look at things in that way, but I suck at History! I haven't gotten a good grade on a test in History so far this semester. Okay, so that might be a lie. But, I still suck at History.
i was gonna ask you do you need a tutor! but since your gonna pass it. i won't ask to meet you at the library!:p

[bwind22]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
No, I'll probably fail. I hate to look at things in that way, but I suck at History! I haven't gotten a good grade on a test in History so far this semester. Okay, so that might be a lie. But, I still suck at History.

When in doubt, sit by a smart kid and copy.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i was gonna ask you do you need a tutor! but since your gonna pass it. i won't ask to meet you at the library!:p

I'll meet you at the library. But not to study, if you catch my drift (second time I said that tonight).

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by bwind22
When in doubt, sit by a smart kid and copy.

*looks over at smart kid's paper* Psst... what did you put for name?

[ENTITY2000]

we have no more holics here? aww come on outta the closet!
i know there is someone out there with something interesting!:eek:

[_____V_____]

well...(standing up and clearing throat "e-hem")...there was a time when I was a bookaholic...

I used to read anything and everything, from comic-books to classics, from Stephen King to Sidney Sheldon...

I was so totally hooked into em...till a rectangular electronic box called Nintendo entered my life and took over...:D

I still got em all though...sometimes I take em out to read...but not much anymore...guess I got over that holic...

[ENTITY2000]

i also read alot of comics, real olds comics, like archie, chamber of chills,vault of horror,etc..... i have a lot of oldies but goodies!

[_____V_____]

Vault of Horror...ah yes...loved those series...

damn in those days DC and Marvel rocked...I was so into Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne and Gabriel Logan and Scott Summers...although my fav character was a guy called Castle...better known as The Punisher...:)

[ENTITY2000]

i have conan the destroyerand the barbarian! ummm
and i can't think of anymore right this sec. i got them wrapped in plastic. i might take em out and read em now!


DAMN YOU V DAMN YOU!;)

[_____V_____]

you know the old adage...damn me all ya want but kiss me once for it...:p

my fancy with em dwindled out right bout the time DarkHorse came about methinks...I got some special editions later but they didnt hold my interest much...

crossover titles such as Superman vs Aliens, Batman vs Aliens, Superman vs Predator, Green Lantern vs Predator...there's even a Tarzan vs Predator stashed in there somewhere...

wow...I m gonna grab em out and read em sometime now...:D

[ENTITY2000]

awesome i would love to get my hands on those alien vs
books. i love me some alien movies......... well the 1st,2nd,and avp:D

[_____V_____]

found 1 which will be of good reading...check this out E...

Superman vs Aliens (http://www.rambles.net/sup_aliens95.html)

[stubbornforgey]

'stubborn just sits back and carries on
picking her nose'

[ENTITY2000]

i would like to read that! go a head and fax the book to me
V!;)

[_____V_____]

hmm will I fit into the fax machine I wonder...

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by _____V_____
hmm will I fit into the fax machine I wonder...
come on give it a try! crazy ass!:D :D

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
go a head

you did say that ^^:D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by _____V_____
you did say that ^^:D
ahead, accidently space barred it! yeah yeah i said it!!!!!!!!:D :p

[_____V_____]

you ll love this logo...

Logo (http://www.scifigenre.com/shop/itemImages/Star_System%5CSTAR01%5CSTAR01895.jpg)

[ENTITY2000]

that is awesome! love it!

[_____V_____]

once I find the story I ll post the links on here...dont worry...

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by _____V_____
once I find the story I ll post the links on here...dont worry... me worry why would you say something like that?
iam not going to worry! are you sure you'll post it...... huh!
just kidding! :p

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
are you sure you'll post it...... huh!
just kidding! :p

well I dunno...depends if you are nice this week or not...:rolleyes:

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by _____V_____
well I dunno...depends if you are nice this week or not...:rolleyes:
i'll b very nice to u, if you r nice to me;)

[_____V_____]

Thats great!

about me though...hmm lemme think bout the nice part...:rolleyes:

[Tat2]

I'm not an Alcoholic, I am a social drinker on Friday and Saturday nights only.... and some times Wednesday nights....and maybe on Thursday nights (hate to miss Biker Night), Monday night...okay but never on Sunday or Tuesday... Well, NEVER on Sunday...except sometimes!

[_____V_____]

Phonoholic is another...people loving to talk to talking machines...

although how many actually love to talk to an answering machine is really debatable...

*ring*ring*

"Hello you have reached the Johnson residence. All of us are out, so leave us a message and we will get back to you."

*beep*

"hey this is Kramer. How ya doing? hows the weather there? did you have your lunch yet? I was thinking maybe you would have dinner with me later..."

uh-oh...

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[ENTITY2000]

i got this when i was in rehab, just found it:

I AM YOUR DISEASE

I hate meetings. i hate higher power.i hate anyone who has a program. toall who come in contact with me, i wish you death and suffering.

allow me to introduce myself. i am the disease of addiction. cunning, baffling,and powerful~ that's me. i have killed millions, and i am pleased. i love to catch you with the element of surprise.
i love pretending i am your friend and lover. i have given you comfort, have i not? wasn't i there when you were lonely?when you wanted to die, didn't you call me? iwas there. i love to make
you hurt. i love to make you cry. better yet, i love when i make you so numb you can neither hurt nor cry. you can't feel anything at all. this is true glory. i will give you instant gratification and all i ask for you is long term suffering. i've been there for you always.
when things were going right in your life, you invited me. you said you didn't deserve these good things,and i was the only one who would agree with you. together we were able to destroy all things
good in your life.
people don't take me seriously. they take strokes seriously, heart attacks seriously, even diabetes they take seriously. fools that are, they don't know that without my help these things would not be so possible.
i am such a hated disease; and yet i donot come uninvited. you choose to have me. so many have chosen me over reality and peace.
more than you hate me, i hate all of you who have a twelve step program. your program, your meetings, your higher power. all weaken me and i can't function in the manner i am accustomed to.
now i must lie here quietly. you don't see me, but i'm growing, bigger than ever.when you only exist, i may live. when you live i only exist. but i am here.......and until we meet again......i wish you death and suffering.
:( :(

[ENTITY2000]

i have been wanting someone too read this and give me an opinion! last post

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i got this when i was in rehab, just found it:

I AM YOUR DISEASE

I hate meetings. i hate higher power.i hate anyone who has a program. toall who come in contact with me, i wish you death and suffering.

allow me to introduce myself. i am the disease of addiction. cunning, baffling,and powerful~ that's me. i have killed millions, and i am pleased. i love to catch you with the element of surprise.
i love pretending i am your friend and lover. i have given you comfort, have i not? wasn't i there when you were lonely?when you wanted to die, didn't you call me? iwas there. i love to make
you hurt. i love to make you cry. better yet, i love when i make you so numb you can neither hurt nor cry. you can't feel anything at all. this is true glory. i will give you instant gratification and all i ask for you is long term suffering. i've been there for you always.
when things were going right in your life, you invited me. you said you didn't deserve these good things,and i was the only one who would agree with you. together we were able to destroy all things
good in your life.
people don't take me seriously. they take strokes seriously, heart attacks seriously, even diabetes they take seriously. fools that are, they don't know that without my help these things would not be so possible.
i am such a hated disease; and yet i donot come uninvited. you choose to have me. so many have chosen me over reality and peace.
more than you hate me, i hate all of you who have a twelve step program. your program, your meetings, your higher power. all weaken me and i can't function in the manner i am accustomed to.
now i must lie here quietly. you don't see me, but i'm growing, bigger than ever.when you only exist, i may live. when you live i only exist. but i am here.......and until we meet again......i wish you death and suffering.
:( :(

whoa...so true, so true...Addiction to anything is the most toughest holic to overcome...

by the way people on here have been behaving recently, I guess we can rename AA thread to Attention Addiction from Alchoholics Anonymous...:D

"hey everyone, my name is (insert name) and I am an Attention Addict...":rolleyes:

[ENTITY2000]

ha ha funny i just wanted to share that with my friends at hdc. love you guys and i am not an attention holic. i just like to get
my point across.:p :D

[_____V_____]

(looking left and right) seen someone named minda around?

[ENTITY2000]

ok that i don't minda!:D

[_____V_____]

duh you thought I meant you? nahhh...you are much too mean to be an AA...the new AA that is...:D

[ENTITY2000]

i will take that as a compliment! thank you!;)

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i will take that as a compliment! thank you!;)

yw...although you have been nice to me so far...in patches...:D

[_____V_____]

whoa...I just re-did my signature, icon and tagline, in the 666 version...and look what my thread had, as a link to it...:confused: :eek: :confused:

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=426666#post426666


uh oh...

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by _____V_____
whoa...I just re-did my signature, icon and tagline, in the 666 version...and look what my thread had, as a link to it...:confused: :eek: :confused:

http://www.horror.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=426666#post426666


uh oh...

You're in trouble now, mister! You better run and hide! :D

[_____V_____]

mark of the beast is upon me indeed...

cant hide from it...I might ask it to vote once in my tourney before it takes me though...:D

[_____V_____]

errr the 666 mark hasnt gone yet...

(grabs holy water and wafer from Dante and runs)

:D

[_____V_____]

Monkey-holics

This just in from the monkey research front (selected excerpts):

Drunk Monkeys Mirror People By Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News


May 9, 2006 — Monkeys drink more alcohol when housed alone, and some like to end a long day in the lab with a boozy cocktail, according to a new analysis of alcohol consumption among members of a rhesus macaque social group.

The study, recently published in the journal Methods, also found that booze affects monkeys much the same way it affects people.

"It was not unusual to see some of the monkeys stumble and fall, sway, and vomit," Chen [one of the study’s authors and a researcher at the National Institutes of Health Animal Center in Maryland] added. "In a few of our heavy drinkers, they would drink until they fell asleep."

For the initial experiment, 21 females gained access to an aspartame-sweetened ethanol concoction during a group "happy hour." Neck collars registered the amount of fluid consumed, and each monkey received a blood alcohol level test at the end of the period.

In a follow-up experiment, 10 monkeys were housed individually during the "happy hour."

"The singly housed monkeys certainly drank more than the socially housed monkeys- at least two to three-fold more," Chen told Discovery News. "With the socially housed monkeys, there are a number of factors that can potentially compete with access to alcohol, such as social status or dominance ranking."

Lower-ranked monkeys and males tended to drink more overall, but certain individuals consistently drank more than others, regardless of status or housing conditions.

"Similar to humans, rhesus macaques have individual differences in taste preference, stress levels, drug tolerance and genetic background that lead to differences in alcohol intake," explained Chen.

In yet another study, the scientists gave a group of male monkeys 24-hour access to the beverage dispensers. According to the researchers, a spike in consumption immediately followed the facility’s working hours.

"Like humans, monkeys are more likely to drink after stressful periods, such as soon after the daily 8-5 testing hours and after a long week of testing," said Chen.

Look for Bush Administration officials to invoke the new evidence as further support for ethanol subsidies. "I'm workin hard to give Americans a comprehensive energy policy, one that's funnier than a drunk monkey."



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