pity party

[ENTITY2000]

since everyone else wants to people to notice they r leaving
what about the one who has been gone for over a month!
nobody even noticed!:eek: i was not missed ey?
oh well i missed the hell outta this forum and the oldschoolers
i'll get too know the rest of you! :cool: :D

[Yellow Jacket]

Well, you never made a goodbye thread. Therefore, nobody missed you! Welcome back! I missed you! :)

[ENTITY2000]

thank you YJ! it was an unexpected leave of absence!
i went to rehab for 28 days.:) i am sober now!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
thank you YJ! it was an unexpected leave of absence!
i went to rehab for 28 days.:) i am sober now!

That's great! Now, let's crack open a few beers in celebration! :p

[ENTITY2000]

ok what kind? i'll take rootbeer!:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok what kind? i'll take rootbeer!:D

I was thinking along the lines of Coor's Light, but that'll work too! :)

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
I was thinking along the lines of Coor's Light, but that'll work too! :)
i use to drink michelob light! mmmmmm yummy!;) and yager
but alcohol wasn't the real deal it was cocaine, powder not
crack!:rolleyes: but it is all the same, my therapist
says! alcohol is a TRIGGER! psst, i think they r trying to brain wash me. shhh don't tell anyone!:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i use to drink michelob light! mmmmmm yummy!;) and yager
but alcohol wasn't the real deal it was cocaine, powder not
crack!:rolleyes: but it is all the same, my therapist
says! alcohol is a TRIGGER! psst, i think they r trying to brain wash me. shhh don't tell anyone!:D

I see. So, you were the guy I kept seeing at the library sneaking some paper.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
I see. So, you were the guy I kept seeing at the library sneaking some paper.
yeah! it was me. well it depends on what kinda paper.
what was i sneaking out again, i got that short term memory
loss?! :D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
yeah! it was me. well it depends on what kinda paper.
what was i sneaking out again, i got that short term memory
loss?! :D

LMFAO!!! You were sneaking "The Da Vinci Code" out of the library. I tried telling you that you could take it home for free if you used your library card (which was hanging out of your back pocket), but you didn't believe me, and you took off with the book.

[Miss Olivia]

Maybe he was out of toilet paper.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Maybe he was out of toilet paper.

He should just do what every normal person does when they're out of toilet paper. Use the cat to wipe your ass.

[The Mothman]

i leave for like months at a time, i dont ever warn anyone when i leave or when i come back. i dont think anyone really cares or wants to hear it..

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMFAO!!! You were sneaking "The Da Vinci Code" out of the library. I tried telling you that you could take it home for free if you used your library card (which was hanging out of your back pocket), but you didn't believe me, and you took off with the book.
you r 2 funny, give me a min. got to stop laughing...........
ok (picking up book mmmmmmm thinking the movie comes
out fri. so i guess i can put it in the drop box!)

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by The Mothman
i leave for like months at a time, i dont ever warn anyone when i leave or when i come back. i dont think anyone really cares or wants to hear it..
not for months? i've never noticed you gone
for months at a time!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
you r 2 funny, give me a min. got to stop laughing...........
ok (picking up book mmmmmmm thinking the movie comes
out fri. so i guess i can put it in the drop box!)

Now remember, you cannot use your library card to go see The Da Vinci Code. Also, they will not be giving out free paper during the movie, nor will they let you huff and puff during the movie. So, stock up on the weed before the movie. I bet it'll be more enjoyable while high anyway.

[ENTITY2000]

ok man! i need an oz, so meet me at the library in the
gardening section!:cool:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok man! i need an oz, so meet me at the library in the
gardening section!:cool:

Okay, no problem! Now, when you say oz, do you mean the Wizard of Oz book, because I've heard once you use the paper from that book, you start to resemble The Tin Man.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Okay, no problem! Now, when you say oz, do you mean the Wizard of Oz book, because I've heard once you use the paper from that book, you start to resemble The Tin Man.
ounce! i thought maybe the scarecrow he is closer to grass
than the tin man! woooo flash back!!!!!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ounce! i thought maybe the scarecrow he is closer to grass
than the tin man! woooo flash back!!!!!!!!

I know you meant ounce. I'm just being sarcastic tonight. I mean, we are talking about paper, aren't we? Anyway, sure, the Scarecrow is closer to grass, but, once you puff the Oz, you become still like The Tin Man. Though, some people have reacted to the Oz by doing the little musical number that the Scarecrow did. But, that's just an uncommon side effect.

[The Mothman]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
not for months? i've never noticed you gone
for months at a time! i left the entire summer last year.

[Miss Olivia]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
[B]I know you meant ounce. I'm just being sarcastic tonight. I mean, we are talking about paper, aren't we? Anyway, sure, the Scarecrow is closer to grass, but, once you puff the Oz, you become still like The Tin Man.

Or become the wicked witch and fly around on a broom chasing flying monkeys....excuse me.....(flies off chasing monkeys)

[Yellow Jacket]

Or you could become Dorothy and start to see your house spinning.

[Miss Olivia]

Yeah, but that would be normal....I twirl around my living room a lot....

[Dante'sInferno]

WHY!??!!??!WHY!?!?!?!?










WHY DOESNT ANYONE LIKE ME!??!???!?!??!!?!?!I MEAN IM LIKE ALL KEWL N' EVERYONE SHOULD WORSHIP ME!!!!!!










:rolleyes:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Yeah, but that would be normal....I twirl around my living room a lot....

But do you do it while your high?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
WHY!??!!??!WHY!?!?!?!?










WHY DOESNT ANYONE LIKE ME!??!???!?!??!!?!?!I MEAN IM LIKE ALL KEWL N' EVERYONE SHOULD WORSHIP ME!!!!!!










:rolleyes:

*bows down at Dante's feet* Oh worship the faithful Dante! Forgiver of absolutley nothing!

[Miss Olivia]

Well...yeah...doesn't everybody?:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Miss Olivia
Well...yeah...doesn't everybody?:D

Well... yes, yes they do! :D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
I know you meant ounce. I'm just being sarcastic tonight. I mean, we are talking about paper, aren't we? Anyway, sure, the Scarecrow is closer to grass, but, once you puff the Oz, you become still like The Tin Man. Though, some people have reacted to the Oz by doing the little musical number that the Scarecrow did. But, that's just an uncommon side effect.
yeah yeah we r talking about paper *grinning* how about those
redsocks i mean sox!:D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by The Mothman
i left the entire summer last year.
i knew that!:cool: i did too miss you!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
yeah yeah we r talking about paper *grinning* how about those
redsocks i mean sox!:D

Don't tell me you've been using those red socks I got you for Christmas as your bong!

[The Mothman]

at least somebody appreciates me:p :(

[Dante'sInferno]

I'm AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!











"while high"

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Don't tell me you've been using those red socks I got you for Christmas as your bong!
no i use the white sox you know the one
with the little x-mas trees on them! :p

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I'm AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!











"while high"

We're all awesome while high! Except for Bill Gates. He keeps teasing me with his $100 bills. I swear, one of these times I'm actually going to get that $100 bill off of the fishing reel. Someday...

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I'm AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!











"while high"
me too! and better looking too:eek:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
no i use the white sox you know the one
with the little x-mas trees on them! :p

Oh okay, good. Mothman got you those, so it doesn't really matter. :p

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by The Mothman
at least somebody appreciates me:p :(
why the sad face! your here now and i am happy happy
joy joy.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
why the sad face! your here now and i am happy happy
joy joy.

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Way to go! Now I can't stop!


HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Way to go! Now I can't stop!


HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
glad i can fill some one with happiness and joyfulness,
is that a word? :D

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
He should just do what every normal person does when they're out of toilet paper. Use the cat to wipe your ass.

Better be a de-clawed cat!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by monalisa
Better be a de-clawed cat!

*Wipes ass with clawed cat. Gets cut open. Screams at the top of lungs.* Now you tell me!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
glad i can fill some one with happiness and joyfulness,
is that a word? :D


HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

Thanks!


HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

[monalisa]

.

[Yellow Jacket]

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

I CAN'T STOP!!!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

[Dante'sInferno]

PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!










I CAN'T STOP!






PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!
PUFF PUFF GIVE!

[Yellow Jacket]

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE

THE HORROR!!!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE

THE HORROR!!!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
PUFF PUFF GIVE SHIT'S GOING IN CIRCLE'S!!!!!!!!!!












AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!I'M REALLY FUCKED NOW!!!!!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
SHIT'S GOING IN CIRCLE'S!!!!!!!!!!












AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!I'M REALLY FUCKED NOW!!!!!!!!

ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!
ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OY OY OY!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEEHEHEHE THERE'S A MIDGET IN A THONG RIGHT OVER THERE!

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
SHIT'S GOING IN CIRCLE'S!!!!!!!!!!












AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!I'M REALLY FUCKED NOW!!!!!!!!
ok dude calm down, stop, sit down, and pass it too me!!!!!!!!
:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok dude calm down, stop, sit down, and pass it too me!!!!!!!!
:D "passes it too ENTITY2000"








LET'S GET HIGH MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
HEHEHEEHEHEHE THERE'S A MIDGET IN A THONG RIGHT OVER THERE!

LMFAO!!! *looks at midget* OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S MY SISTER!!!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38040000/jpg/_38040328_homealone.jpg

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMFAO!!! *looks at midget* OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S MY SISTER!!!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38040000/jpg/_38040328_homealone.jpg WHY THE FUCK IS SHE MAKING THAT FACE AT ME!?!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!











NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!





SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ENTITY2000]

*cough, cough * that's some good shit.


wha...... what is that? hey there little naked mole rat..........
WOW! don't look down you might fall :cool:

[Yellow Jacket]

LMFAO!!! I'm about to piss my pants! *looks at sister* Meh, you'll do for now. *takes piss on mole rat/sister*

[Miss Olivia]

Oh...I think you drowned it......

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMFAO!!! I'm about to piss my pants! *looks at sister* Meh, you'll do for now. *takes piss on mole rat/sister* "pulls out 44. magnum"












IT'S TIME TO DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













YOU TOO YOU FUCKING MOLE RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






.......







PUFF PUFF GIVE...

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"pulls out 44. magnum"












IT'S TIME TO DIE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













YOU TOO YOU FUCKING MOLE RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






.......







PUFF PUFF GIVE...

LMFAO!!! Now, give me some of that shit and let's call it even!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMFAO!!! Now, give me some of that shit and let's call it even! "passes it to Yellow Jacket"




"while dante shits his pants"
















SON OF A BITCH!!!!!







HEY YOU!!!!!!!!YEAH YOU!!!!!GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!!!!!!







(scene deleted do to extreme violence.)

[ENTITY2000]

you guys!!! ouit boguarden! pass it!!!!!!!
:mad:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
you guys!!! ouit boguarden! pass it!!!!!!!
:mad:

Slowly hands it to ENTITY2000, while the blood drips from his mouth.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
you guys!!! ouit boguarden! pass it!!!!!!!
:mad:



"kicks ENTITY2000 in the nutts."








WAIT YOUR TURN,BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY MAMMA'!!!!!

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"kicks ENTITY2000 in the nutts."








WAIT YOUR TURN,BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY MAMMA'!!!!!
that would hurt... if i had nuts! i am a bitch though!:cool:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY MAMMA'!!!!!

YEAH, WELL YOU SHIT ON MY MAMMA!!! SO, you have no reason to kick anybody in the balls! *kicks Dante in the balls* BITCH!!!

[_____V_____]

your asses are grass now...:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
that would hurt... if i had nuts! i am a bitch though!:cool: "shoot's ENTITY2000 in the face."









THERE IS THAT BETTER?!?!?!?!??!?!?!






HAPPY JOY JOY......SHIT I GOT TO CHANGE MY PANTS NOW





FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!







NO WAIT....I'LL JUST WEAR THE MIDGETS!!!!!!







NOW....TO THE LIBARY!!!!!!








"marches to the libary"





Narrator:Will this be the end for all mankind?




Dante:THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!!(checks his pants)



OH SHIT IM SORRY!!!!!





"pulls his pants back up."

[_____V_____]

(taking a sniff of what the guys have been smoking) hmm...smells like Lidocaine...

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Slowly hands it to ENTITY2000, while the blood drips from his mouth.
finally, ooooo wooooo! gets better with each suck! i mean puff.
OUCH! *DROPS IT* that burnt, too short pass the hemos!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
YEAH, WELL YOU SHIT ON MY MAMMA!!! SO, you have no reason to kick anybody in the balls! *kicks Dante in the balls* BITCH!!! SON OF A.....





SON OF A.....












SON OF A BITCH!!!!



(collapses to the floor"








I'LL KICK YOUR ASS,AS SOON AS I GET UP DAMN IT!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by _____V_____
your asses are grass now...:D

No, our weed is grass.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
finally, ooooo wooooo! gets better with each suck! i mean puff.
OUCH! *DROPS IT* that burnt, too short pass the hemos! That's it....you can't play anymore





(points to the corner)





Go sit in time out!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I'LL KICK YOUR ASS,AS SOON AS I GET UP DAMN IT!!!!

*Lays down on floor* Is this better for you bitch?

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
That's it....you can't play anymore





(points to the corner)





Go sit in time out!!!


This the part where the YMCA guys come in?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by _____V_____
This the part where the YMCA guys come in?

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!

GOD DAMN YOU!!!

IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!
IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE YMCA!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
*Lays down on floor* Is this better for you bitch?



"grabs his .44 magnum,puts in yellew jacket's mouth"








"pulls the trigger"






AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!





"the YMCA guys come in"




TIME TO DIE BITCHES!!!!




"thinks to himself,pulls out his blunt"





HEY want to get high?

[monalisa]

*walks in with platter full of "special" brownies*
Lookie lookie what I have. Don't worry, they won't make you more hungry, trust me. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"grabs his .44 magnum,puts in yellew jacket's mouth"








"pulls the trigger"






AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!!!





"the YMCA guys come in"




TIME TO DIE BITCHES!!!!




"thinks to himself,pulls out his blunt"





HEY want to get high?

Laughing my fucking ass off (because I have no vocal chords to do that with anymore thanks to you Dante)!

[_____V_____]

umm Dante that wasnt the Magnum, thats the water pistol...

[ENTITY2000]

can i come out of the corner now!!!!!!!!! :( no fair i want to play
toooooo!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Laughing my fucking ass off (because I have no vocal chords to do that with anymore thanks to you Dante)!







THAT'S RIGHT GURGLE GURGLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!







"checks his .44 magnum,notices it is a water pistol,he pulls out the real one and kills everyone"






Narrator:Ah fuck it!!!! "Pulls out AK47"





TIME TO DIE YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
can i come out of the corner now!!!!!!!!! :( no fair i want to play
toooooo! "hands ENTITY2000 a knive"





You can come out and play after you kill yourself...

[_____V_____]

(picks the "water pistol" dumped by Dante and checks it)

weird gun...

(accidentaly fires)

*SQUIRT!*

(*slurp*slurp*) weehaw its loaded with beer...

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"hands ENTITY2000 a knive"





You can come out and play after you kill yourself...
let me cut that blunt open. ok *cuts wrists*

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by _____V_____
(picks the "water pistol" dumped by Dante and checks it)

weird gun...

(accidentaly fires)

*SQUIRT!*

(*slurp*slurp*) weehaw its loaded with beer... "Notices the brownies"





HEY SHUT UP LETS GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS!!!!






I GET THE ONE WITH ALL THE GREEN SHIT HANGING OUT!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

So, does this mean I still have a mouth? Or do I still haev to talk out of my ass?

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
let me cut that blunt open. ok *cuts wrists* "notices her cut marks."





I WAS JUST KIDDING,WELL.....HERE'S A BLUNT!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
So, does this mean I still have a mouth? Or do I still haev to talk out of my ass? It just means your drunk and yes you can still talk through your mouth.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
So, does this mean I still have a mouth? Or do I still haev to talk out of my ass?
i always heard if you stick anything that'll get you high up your ass it'll make you high faster!;)

[_____V_____]

as long as its just talk, and no after-beano thingy YJ...

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
It just means your drunk and yes you can still talk through your mouth.

Yay! Now give me some of those brownies! I'm hungry!

[_____V_____]

(hiding all the beans from YJ)

:D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"notices her cut marks."





I WAS JUST KIDDING,WELL.....HERE'S A BLUNT!
*puts bandaids on wrists* thanks! *puff puff*
*puff puff* ok ok i'll pass *puffs one more time then
passes*:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by _____V_____
(hiding all the beans from YJ)

:D

GIVE ME THOSE BEANS BITCH!!! *goes Bruce Lee on __V__'s ass again*

Now, let that be another lesson to you.

[_____V_____]

ow ow ow...

so do I get laid yet? :D

[Dante'sInferno]

"consume's all of the brownies and weed,and drinks the beer filled magnum"






WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
















I HAVE SUPER POWERS!!!!!!








HEY....WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?!?!?!



"goes to a strip club"



HEY LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!



I HAVE A HARD ON AND MY PANTS ARE DOWN!!!!!!OH...BUT I STILL......AHH FUCK IT!!!




"shoots everyone in the strip club,then break dances"

[_____V_____]

you used your "gun" Dante...now the whole club is a mess...

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by _____V_____
ow ow ow...

so do I get laid yet? :D

Yeah. Laid out by my fists of fury!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by _____V_____
you used your "gun" Dante...now the whole club is a mess... "pulls out his sword,and cuts everyone's head off."






"drinks all the liquer in the bar"







AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!!






YOU WILL ALL BOW BEFORE MY CONSUMANCE WEED AND.....BEER AND CHRONIC BROWNIES AND SHIT!!!






AHH I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AGAIN!!!!


"squeezes his but cheeks together,runs to the nearest bathroom"



"leves the bathroom after take a shit."


I need more weed...

[_____V_____]

ehhh...you forgot to flush...

[Dante'sInferno]

"goes back into the bathroom"




"flushes,takes off his gas mask"




Now V COME WITH ME FOR MY QUEST TO FIND WEED!!!!!

[ENTITY2000]

*takes dante too the bathroom and puts his head in the unflushed toilet and spanks with a newspaper* BAD DANTE!:p

[_____V_____]

(hears the flush) there NOW I can come in finally...

(sneaks up to Dante and whispers in ear) I saw YJ pack all the weed in his bag and run off...

(stands on one side and whistles innocently) :cool:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
*takes dante too the bathroom and puts his head in the unflushed toilet and spanks with a newspaper* BAD DANTE!:p

LMFAO!!! Now let me get a whack at him.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by _____V_____
(hears the flush) there NOW I can come in finally...

(sneaks up to Dante and whispers in ear) I saw YJ pack all the weed in his bag and run off...

(stands on one side and whistles innocently) :cool:

*Starts running away from both Dante and __V__, and maybe Entity too*

[_____V_____]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMFAO!!! Now let me get a whack at him.

see what I mean Dante? He was lookin to keep all of it for himself...

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by _____V_____
see what I mean Dante? He was lookin to keep all of it for himself...

Hey, I wanted to whack Dante, not whack the crack!

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
*Starts running away from both Dante and __V__, and maybe Entity too*
come here little boy i got some chocolate! *grabs yj and puts in the car,fires up a blunt and passes* :cool:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
come here little boy i got some chocolate! *grabs yj and puts in the car,fires up a blunt and passes* :cool:

NO, YOU CAN'T FIRE THE BLUNT NEAR THE... *car explodes*

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
NO, YOU CAN'T FIRE THE BLUNT NEAR THE... *car explodes* ok i'll put you on the handlebars of someones bike i get after the car explodes and hope we don't hit any pot holes! get it pot.....holes!:p

[Dante'sInferno]

"Catches yellow jacket,Grabs him by the throat."







GIVE ME THE WEED OR DIE BITCH!!!!!





"kicks yellow jacket in the balls,steals the weed and says:"



PAYBACKS ARE A BITCH!!!




"looks at the weed,rolls it and hands yellow jacket a blunt"





IM SORRY I JUST HAD TO DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!





NOW PUFF PUFF GIVE MOTHA FUCKA!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
NOW PUFF PUFF GIVE MOTHA FUCKA!!

PUFF PUFF HOLDS BALLS GIVE

[ENTITY2000]

i want a shotgun! ya'll know not the actual gun either!;)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
PUFF PUFF HOLDS BALLS GIVE "sits beside yellow jacket,while smoking his blunt and asks:"








WANT TO GO GET LAID!?!??!?!?

[_____V_____]

(taps their shoulders) excuse me but I m looking for my quarter...

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"sits beside yellow jacket,while smoking his blunt and asks:"








LET'S GO GET LAID!!!

HELL YEAH!!! Hopefully my balls will hold out!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by _____V_____
(taps their shoulders) excuse me but I m looking for my quarter... " hands V a 100 dollar bill"





THERE!,NOW FUCK OFF!!!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
HELL YEAH!!! Hopefully my balls will hold out!




I SEE 2 HOOKERS OVER THERE!!!!!!!LETS GO GET EM'!!!





"is smoking his blunt while running over to the ladies"

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I SEE 2 HOOKERS OVER THERE!!!!!!!LETS GO GET EM'!!!





"is smoking his blunt while running over to the ladies"
i'm pimping these bitches it'll cost ya!:cool: what you got?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I SEE 2 HOOKERS OVER THERE!!!!!!!LETS GO GET EM'!!!





"is smoking his blunt while running over to the ladies"

*runs towards hookers, while smoking a blunt and checking up on his balls*

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i'm pimping these bitches it'll cost ya!:cool: what you got? "pulls out a briefcase of weed,and pulls out 10 gold bars.





THERE,WILL THAT BE ENOUGH?!?!?!?!?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"pulls out a briefcase of weed,and pulls out 10 gold bars.





THERE,WILL THAT BE ENOUGH?!?!?!?!?

If not, I've got 5 golden bars, briefcase of weed, and I've got $5,000 dollars.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"pulls out a briefcase of weed,and pulls out 10 gold bars.





THERE,WILL THAT BE ENOUGH?!?!?!?!?
throw in the Oz too and they r all yours!

[Dante'sInferno]

"takes all of his clothes off and gets one of the hookers and throws her on the bed."







...."10 hours later."







MORE WEED!!!!!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
throw in the Oz too and they r all yours!

Fine! Here's your Oz! *hands Entity the Oz*

[Yellow Jacket]

*Gets lap dance from stripper, only to blow her brains out and get some head from a hooker*

I love my life! :D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Fine! Here's your Oz! *hands Entity the Oz*
lmao!!!!!!! where is my gold bars, better tell ya boy to pa up
or no ho!:p

[Dante'sInferno]

HEY ENTITY2000 QUIT ASKING STUPID SHIT!!!!!!!





HEY......WHATS UP BIG MAMMA!!??!?!!?!??!?!




OH YEAH!!"hands her gold bars"

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
lmao!!!!!!! where is my gold bars, better tell ya boy to pa up
or no ho!:p

Fine damnit! *gives Entity gold bars, the Oz, money, and the weed* Now, let me get back to my ho. Thank you! *returns to hooker/dinner*

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Fine damnit! *gives Entity gold bars, the Oz, money, and the weed* Now, let me get back to my ho. Thank you! *returns to hooker/dinner*
i am kinda hungry too, i tell you what buy my dinner and we will call it even, well besides the Oz, and the goldbars!:p

[_____V_____]

(looks left and right) whew...glad they forgot me...(sneaks to the nearest exit and tiptoes out) nite nite pillow beckons...:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i am kinda hungry too, i tell you what buy my dinner and we will call it even, well besides the Oz, and the goldbars!:p

Screw you! I'm eating dinner right now! *thinks to himslef* Do you want to join me for dinner? I'm having pussy with a side of ranch dressing.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by _____V_____
(looks left and right) whew...glad they forgot me...(sneaks to the nearest exit and tiptoes out) nite nite pillow beckons...:D
GET BACK HERE V! we need you! how could you just walk out on your life long buddies?;) j/k goodnight sleep tight!

[Dante'sInferno]

"They seem to have forgot about Dante."

























"poor bastards..."

[monalisa]

*Wakes up from nap, shakes cobwebs out of head* Hey, who ate all my fucking brownies?!?!?!?!

[_____V_____]

you know I love yall, but my blowup doll, Patsy just got naked and beckoned to me...besides I hafta get laid real quick before I catch my 40 winks...so gnite ;) :D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Screw you! I'm eating dinner right now! *thinks to himslef* Do you want to join me for dinner? I'm having pussy with a side of ranch dressing.
i'll pass on the pussy! but i'll take a salad with the ranch dressing!:p

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by monalisa
*Wakes up from nap, shakes cobwebs out of head* Hey, who ate all my fucking brownies?!?!?!?! ME!







I ATE THEM,WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?!!??!!?





....I can make more.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i'll pass on the pussy! but i'll take a salad with the ranch dressing!:p I'LL TAKE THE PUSSY!!!!!!!!













.........................AND SOME RANCH DRESSING!!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
i'll pass on the pussy! but i'll take a salad with the ranch dressing!:p

Oaky, here ya go. *hands Entity the ranch dressing* Eat up!

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"They seem to have forgot about Dante."
did not! still waiting on my bars! if you don't have gold bars
xanax bars will do!

























"poor bastards..." ;)
oops did i do that

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
;) HEY ENTITY2000 QUIT ASKING STUPID SHIT!!!!!!!





HEY......WHATS UP BIG MAMMA!!??!?!!?!??!?!




OH YEAH!!"hands her gold bars"

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
ME!







I ATE THEM,WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!?!!??!!?








Heh, well if I told you, that would wreck the surprise!

Now, go make more brownies. :p

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I'LL TAKE THE PUSSY!!!!!!!!













.........................AND SOME RANCH DRESSING!!!!

Fine, here you go. But, bring her back in one piece.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Fine, here you go. But, bring her back in one piece. Alright i will take care of her,Though she will not be able to walk when im done with her.





@monalisa:RIGHT AWAY!!!

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Alright i will take care of her,Though she will not be able to walk when im done with her.

No problem. I don't need her to walk for me to do what I'm going to do to her later.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
No problem. I don't need her to walk for me to do what I'm going to do to her later. UNDERSTOOD.

[ENTITY2000]

you guys r wrong! what ever happened to cuddling!:p

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
you guys r wrong! what ever happened to cuddling!:p

The last time I cuddled the bitch bit me! I put an end to that by giving her a piece of me into her ass! I haven't cuddled since.

BTW- We just cuddled five minutes ago, so this no cuddling thing may not last long.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
The last time I cuddled the bitch bit me! I put an end to that by giving her a piece of me into her ass! I haven't cuddled since.

BTW- We just cuddled five minutes ago, so this no cuddling thing may not last long.
OUCH!!!!!!! poor girl! cuddling can b as good as u make it!;)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
OUCH!!!!!!! poor girl! cuddling can b as good as u make it!;) Hey want to cuddle?!?!?!!??!





"lays on the bed"

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
OUCH!!!!!!! poor girl! cuddling can b as good as u make it!;)

Well, she didn't make it that good for me, so I didn't make it good for her! :p

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Hey want to cuddle?!?!?!!??!





"lays on the bed"
not till you get in the shower! i am not cuddling with you after you slept with my ho!:D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Well, she didn't make it that good for me, so I didn't make it good for her! :p
should have just kick the bitch out of thebed!:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
not till you get in the shower! i am not cuddling with you after you slept with my ho!:D "runs in the bathroom and takes a shower....




"5 minutes later,he flies and lands on the bed."





How about now??!?!?

[Yellow Jacket]

All right, well I'm off to bed. See you guys tomorrow.

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
All right, well I'm off to bed. See you guys tomorrow.
goodnight and goodluck on your test!:cool:

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"runs in the bathroom and takes a shower....




"5 minutes later,he flies and lands on the bed."





How about now??!?!?
ok just make sure that's all! cuddles with dante!

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ENTITY2000
ok just make sure that's all! cuddles with dante! "goes to sleep"

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
"goes to sleep" night night sleep tight

[PR3SSUR3]

"undoes zip, looks expectantly"