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The_Return
05-09-2006, 12:07 PM
...for making a birthday thread for our residant lawyer!

Happy B-Day Jacob Singer!

hammerfan
05-09-2006, 12:24 PM
Happy birthday Jacob!

Jacob Singer
05-09-2006, 12:33 PM
hey there's no jurisprudence or any law that allows me to bring a claim against you .

Anyway thanks .... just 27, ha I'm getting old!!!!

hammerfan
05-09-2006, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Jacob Singer
hey there's no jurisprudence or any law that allows me to bring a claim against you .

Anyway thanks .... just 27, ha I'm getting old!!!!

Don't even go down that road!

damn kids these days! :D

Jacob Singer
05-09-2006, 12:42 PM
Just kidding, woh but it loock like was yesterday when I was 18 ....Not sad about been 27, just it's icredible how fast the time past. As ancient romans said "Tempus fugit"

kpropain
05-09-2006, 01:38 PM
Wait till you get to 30, life goes uphill from there :D

Anyway happy b-day dude...

Jacob Singer
05-09-2006, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by kpropain
Wait till you get to 30, life goes uphill from there :D

Anyway happy b-day dude...


Lol you make me happyer!!!! thanks.

ItsAlive75
05-09-2006, 02:11 PM
Happy Birthday, grandpa.

Zero
05-09-2006, 02:13 PM
Sheesh - what's the statute of limitations on this guy. . . .



or is that 'statutory?!!!'
:eek:

ItsAlive75
05-09-2006, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Zero
or is that 'statutory?!!!'
:eek:

Or as I like to call it, "Friday Night".

Zero
05-09-2006, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Or as I like to call it, "Friday Night".

every crossing guard in Iowa has IA75s picture memorized

ItsAlive75
05-09-2006, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Zero
every crossing guard in Iowa has IA75s picture memorized

More like they have my "dick"ture memorized.

...wait.

Zero
05-09-2006, 02:21 PM
IA is the most famous UFP in Iowa


(UFP = Unidentified Flacid Penis)

ItsAlive75
05-09-2006, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Zero
IA is the most famous UFP in Iowa


(UFP = Unidentified Flacid Penis)

That should've been a category in the Horror awards, I would've won two...

stubbornforgey
05-09-2006, 05:28 PM
feliz aniversario meu amigo :D

alkytrio666
05-09-2006, 06:04 PM
Have a good one, my man. You're a good guy.

Happy Birthday!

pinkfloyd45769
05-09-2006, 06:53 PM
Happy Birthday!!

Jacob Singer
05-10-2006, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
feliz aniversario meu amigo :D

Muchisimas gracias, amiga!!!!

And thanks tfor the rest too!!! (even for the monkey and for the UFP):p

Haunted
05-10-2006, 05:21 AM
er... Bonne anniversaire, mon amie!

Happy B-day, Jaccob! Hope it turns out to be a wild night: drunken debauchery, someone dancing on the tables, cake fight, someone catching their hair on fire trying to light the candles... the usual. :)

newb
05-10-2006, 05:24 AM
This is no bull....happy belated

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/bullfight.gif

Jacob Singer
05-10-2006, 05:25 AM
Yeah this weeckend will be the time for a little celebration! We'll turn the whole city on flames!!! (Just pay atention to you TV maybe you'll see something of my special b-day party:D )

filmmaker2
05-10-2006, 05:26 AM
Yes, and broken glass also, can't have a party without some broken glass, Happy B!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob Singer
05-10-2006, 05:32 AM
Originally posted by newb
This is no bull....happy belated

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/bullfight.gif

Hey that bull are lookin' to the bull-fighter/torero like it was thinkin' "What the hell is he doin'? Dude with that costum looks pretty gay!!!"

Where's a party and alcohol there's always broken glasses (and bottles):D