2nd Annual HDC Award Winners!

[The_Return]

Hello everyone, and welcome to the unveiling of the winners of the 2nd annual HDC Member Awards!

I would ask you not to bump the other awards thread that I made; to avoid confusion, I would ask that any further discussion be restricted to this thread.

I still need to tally a couple categories, so the actual results will be posted shortly. Sorry for the tease:p

[Haunted]

Will you fuckin' hurry up! I have to go take a shower!:D

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Haunted
Will you fuckin' hurry up! I have to go take a shower!:D

It takes awhile to make sure Im spelling these crazy ass names right...I have 2 windows open, Im working on it in the other one.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The_Return
It takes awhile to make sure Im spelling these crazy ass names right...I have 2 windows open, Im working on it in the other one. Ummm....Copy/Paste...?

[Posher778]

Little bastard and your tricks!:D :o

[Haunted]

Give this woman a cookie of her choice! (Bloodrayne, I mean)

I mean, Return, this is Christmas at HDC, you got people wakin' up early, people who haven't been to bed (yeah, you, Rayne), and other shit.:)

[ItsAlive75]

Can I open one present before Church, daddy?

[The_Return]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ummm....Copy/Paste...?

It still takes time to find a post to copy/paste from...

Anyway, Im almost done. This is hard work, give a guy a break.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The_Return
give a guy a break.

no.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Haunted
people who haven't been to bed (yeah, you, Rayne) Well...Techinically....I was IN bed ;) :p

[Haunted]

Well at least somebody was having fun at three am. I was looking at Tori Amos articles. Not that it wasn't fun, but I imagine, what you are implying was a bit more of an "involved" fun.

[Haunted]

Pardon the double post, but:

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick!!! I have never seen this many people on the forum this early in the day!! Something must be up!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Haunted
Well at least somebody was having fun at three am. I was looking at Tori Amos articles. Not that it wasn't fun, but I imagine, what you are implying was a bit more of an "involved" fun. VERY "involved" :D


Well....Looks like I'm gonna miss the big unveiling.....I gotta get ready for the cookout/picnic...I'm already late:

[Haunted]

You're kidding me? Shit.

[The Flayed One]

Dammit! I have to leave in like 5 minutes, and I won't be back to the compy until Monday! Where's my award?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Haunted
You're kidding me? Shit. Nope...Seriously...I told everyone I was gonna be kinda late though...To avoid the sun a bit...There is LOTS of shade, but still...

I wish you could go with us :(

[Haunted]

Watch your scalp, me girl. You know how red heads can get sunburn on their scalps!

I wish I was there too...GODDAMN COCK SUCKING OIL TYCOON SONS O' BITCHESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually I need you here, but I'm not saying why.;)

[Zero]

*ahem*

should i give my acceptance speech now???

[The_Return]

Ok, here goes.

Anyone who was nominated in any category will be listed under honerable mentions.

Honorable mentions are placed in the order of most votes to least votes.

Make sence? Good.



1) Most Relevant Poster

BLOODRAYNE!

Honorable Mentions:


Urgeok
The_Return
Alkytrio666
Bwind22
It'sAlive75
MisterSadistro
Pr3ssur3
Zwoti




2) Most Irrelevant Poster

THOMASGEORGE!

Honorable Mentions:


The_STE
Cheebacheeba
Newb
Friday13thfan
Posher778
Crazy Raplh
Barbara
Nana_Baby
VampiricClown
Trippin_The_Rif
Haunted
Elvis_Christ




3) Most Outstanding New Member

YETI.13!!

Honorable Mentions:


Monalisa
VampiricClown
Posher778
Greenbill [hahaha]
ThomasGeorge
StubbornForgey




4) Funniest Member

NEWB!!

Honorable Mentions:


Zero
ItsAlive75
The_STE
Filmmaker2
Cheebacheeba
Posher778
Urgeok
Massacreman




5) Best Signature

TIE!

ITSALIVE75, BLOODRAYNE, AND THE_RETURN!

Honorable Mentions:


The_STE
Vodstok
Haunted
DantesInferno
Monalisa




6) Best Avatar

THE_RETURN!

Honorable Mentions:


ItsAlive75
Newb
Urgeok
Bwind22
DantesInferno
Haunted
Posher778
Haunted
Slaherman
Bloodrayne
Gorephobia




7) Biggest Post Whore

URGEOK!

Honorable Mentions:


VampiricClown
Haunted
Posher778
ItsAlive75
Yellow_Jacket
ThomasGeorge
The_STE
Bloodrayne
Zero
Nyarlhotep
Kpropain
Cheebacheeba




8) Most Missed Member

ZWOTI!!

Honorable Mentions:


RavageRitual
Avenger_00_Soul
Murderdoll
Arioch
Vodstok
MooonlitMeadow
LilMissScareAll
Zero
ShankS
Haphazard
StingyJack




9) Most Absent [notice what the top 4 honorable mentions have in common:rolleyes:]

ZERO!

Honorable Mentions:


Zwoti
Kpropain
AllmyKids
Arioch
SFF
Orangestar
Vodstok
Haphazard
Trippin_the_Rif
Cheebacheeba
MoonlitMeadow
Novakru




10) Best Topic Starter

BLOODRAYNE!!

Honorable Mentions:


The_STE
The_Return
Urgeok
Bwind22




11) Most Knowledgable

TIE!

ZWOTI AND FILMMAKER2!!

Honorable Mentions:


Urgeok
The_Return
Bloodrayne
Yellow_Jacket
Newb
Bwind22




12) Best Horror Movie Recomender

URGEOK!!

Honorable Mentions:


Filmmaker2
Zwoti
Rubenmania
Yellow_Jacket
Bloodrayne
Angra
Posher778
Nyarlhotep
Alkytrio666
The_Return




13) Biggest Trouble Maker

CHEEBACHEEBA!!

Honorable Mentions:


Evis2
Nana_Baby
The_STE
Posher778
Spallalla




14) Biggest Attention Whore

VAMPIRICCLOWN!!

Honorable Mentions:


Nana_Baby
Gorephobia




...and now I hand the podium over to Haunted, for something very special.

[Posher778]

I'm satisfied, honorable mentions on most of the good ones. So, bwahaha. But, who voted ME for a troublemaker? you wanna fight or something? *kills everyone*:D

[The Flayed One]

Sweet! Do I get the award for least nominated poster?:D

BTW, what happened to the hottest member catagory?

[The_Return]

Originally posted by The Flayed One


BTW, what happened to the hottest member catagory?

Most people skipped it. There were only a couple votes, so I decided to leave it off.

[Dante'sInferno]

Good Result's.I'm glad i was included in best Avatar.:D My sig is cool too...BAH.Good list Return.Maybe i'll win something next year though.:)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The_Return


7) Biggest Post Whore

Honorable Mentions:


Bloodrayne

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[alkytrio666]

Wow. I actually got some honorable mentions.

Thanks, guys!

[ItsAlive75]

Best sig, killer... I rock.

[Yellow Jacket]

I may not have won anything, but I would like to be thanked to be an honorable mention. I didn't expect to win anything (because there's too many cool posters here), but to be nominated for three awards: Biggest Post-Whore, Most Knowledgeable, and Best Horror Movie Recommender is truly an honor (no pun intended). This is to Horror.com and all of it's members, the greatest site on the net and the only place where I'll be called knowledgeable. THANK YOU!!! :) *wipes tear from eye*

[Zero]

hmmm. . . .

so i win most Absent . . .but NOT most missed. . .


seem i'm more loved when i'm not here . . .





see you guys in a few weeks













:D (just kidding -thanks for the award and the nomination in funniest, i'll have to work hard to beat Newb - he's one funny bastard!)

[knife_fight]

:sigh: always a bridesmaid, never the bride

these things always make me want to post more for some reason. so I'll go on a posting rampage for about 2 weeks, then remember that I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said, so then I shut up again.

[slasherman]

..like I said this turned in to a intern event...:p

[ItsAlive75]

Oh, and I should've won best avatar and funniest too. I'm not complaining, I'm just saying... I'm ten times funnier than Zero, that guy's as funny as what I shit out this morning.

I mean... you the man, Zero!:D :p

[Haunted]

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE I NOW HAVE THE PODIUM

My dear succubi and incubbi, as you note, our Return wasn't quite the only peron involved in the awards process. I had a small, but very important roll, besides voting for myself as most irrelevant topic starter.

I've been on this forum for a very long time. I joined less than a month after it opened. I've seen a lot of people come and go. I've seen a lot of friendships made, and I've seen a hell of a lot of fights, some of which I was privy to.

However, there has always been one constant in this forum for the almost three years of it's life. One member has been a rock in a storm of spammers, flame wars, trolls, and a plethora of other problems. One member has kept the ball rolling when conversations have lulled to as little as one or two hits a day.

She has combatted serious offenders with the help of some friends by creating random threads in the bowels of our forums. She has stopped fights with simple words of wisdom often combined with humor. She has forgiven offenses simply by sending a pm, and deleating a few posts.

She's moderator and a leader. Nobody on this forum should have a negative thought about her role in protecting nor her stalwart commitment to this forum. No one here, can say that she has been anything but tactiful, beneficent, clever, democratic, and an absolute treasure to know on the internet or in person...

Sucubi and Incubi...
On behalf of the forrum of Horror.com, The Return and I would like to honor...

Bloodrayne with the title of The Most Amazing Member to Ever Post on this Forum, Ever Award!!! Thus

Now, you will all bow down to her magesty (even you, S.)Bloodrayne will be the first member to be inducted into the Horror.com forums HALL OF FAME

[GorePhobia]

Ha ha ha

I am wondering if the reason why I was honerable mentions for a few catergories was because I voted for myself a few times.

Ha ha ha I know I am sorry I am an asshole.

:)


P.S. Congrats to Bloodrayne on getting the greatest award ever!! :)

you know I love ya.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Haunted
[SIZE=3]
Bloodrayne with the title of The Most Amazing Member to Ever Post on this Forum, Ever Award!!!

Now, you will all bow down to her magesty (even you, S.)

Bravo Bravo

I think BR should be our first member inducted into the HDC Hall of Fame!







(oh, and did you hear that IA75 shit our Larry David after breakfast - i mean, he's the only person i know who is funnier than me).

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Zero
Bravo Bravo

I think BR should be our first member inducted into the HDC Hall of Fame!



Good call, Zero. Done.

[Yellow Jacket]

Congratualtions, Bloodrayne! Hell, I'm more speechless than you probably are! In my opinion, nobody on this forum deserves that award and honor than you do (no offense to anybody)! Congratulations!

[Haunted]

I would just like to take minute, before we uncork the champagne (and for it to be actual champagne, it needs to be from the region of Franch known as Champagne, so somebody see to that...Zero)

Anyway... I would just like to know who it was that put me in the "Post Whore" catergory. I've been on this forum for almost 3 years and I have 4046 posts counting this one. There are members on this forum that have been here less than a year with 8000 posts or more. So, statistically, I am not a post whore. However, seeing as how these are awards, I will take what I can get as honorable mention.:D

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Zero
hmmm. . . .

so i win most Absent . . .but NOT most missed. . .



...but you did win a very prestgious spot in the honorable mentions for Most Missed:p

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Haunted
I would just like to take minute, before we uncork the champagne (and for it to be actual champagne, it needs to be from the region of Franch known as Champagne, so somebody see to that...Zero)

Anyway... I would just like to know who it was that put me in the "Post Whore" catergory. I've been on this forum for almost 3 years and I have 4046 posts counting this one. There are members on this forum that have been here less than a year with 8000 posts or more. So, statistically, I am not a post whore. However, seeing as how these are awards, I will take what I can get as honorable mention.:D

Sorry about being a post-whore! I just love this site so much! My bad (or is that good?)!

[PR3SSUR3]

Of course from now on, Newb, Zero & ItsAlive75 are going to be under a lot of pressure to provide the funnies.

We'll be watching, ready to clutch our tum tums.

:D

[The STE]

so when does Ravenbomb get into the Hall of Fame?

[Haunted]

Well, I guess Ravenbomb, Cheeba, and myself, are honories at this point. Forgive, forgive if I have left anyone out. I just took some hydrocodone for one of me headaches so the o' pumpkin isn't at it's best.

[Dante'sInferno]

Bah..At least ill be leagal next year.:mad:

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Bah..At least ill be leagal next year.:mad: But i'll still be stupid.












:(

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by The_Return

7) Biggest Post Whore

Honorable Mentions:


Nyarlhotep





http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5332/wtfb2tb.gif

who's that then http://www.vocinelweb.it/faccine/cartelli/28.gif

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Haunted
Well, I guess Ravenbomb, Cheeba, and myself, are honories at this point. Forgive, forgive if I have left anyone out. I just took some hydrocodone for one of me headaches so the o' pumpkin isn't at it's best.

So where are the hydrocodone brownies? Oh, sorry.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Haunted
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE I NOW HAVE THE PODIUM

My dear succubi and incubbi, as you note, our Return wasn't quite the only peron involved in the awards process. I had a small, but very important roll, besides voting for myself as most irrelevant topic starter.

I've been on this forum for a very long time. I joined less than a month after it opened. I've seen a lot of people come and go. I've seen a lot of friendships made, and I've seen a hell of a lot of fights, some of which I was privy to.

However, there has always been one constant in this forum for the almost three years of it's life. One member has been a rock in a storm of spammers, flame wars, trolls, and a plethora of other problems. One member has kept the ball rolling when conversations have lulled to as little as one or two hits a day.

She has combatted serious offenders with the help of some friends by creating random threads in the bowels of our forums. She has stopped fights with simple words of wisdom often combined with humor. She has forgiven offenses simply by sending a pm, and deleating a few posts.

She's moderator and a leader. Nobody on this forum should have a negative thought about her role in protecting nor her stalwart commitment to this forum. No one here, can say that she has been anything but tactiful, beneficent, clever, democratic, and an absolute treasure to know on the internet or in person...

Sucubi and Incubi...
On behalf of the forrum of Horror.com, The Return and I would like to honor...

Bloodrayne with the title of The Most Amazing Member to Ever Post on this Forum, Ever Award!!! Thus

Now, you will all bow down to her magesty (even you, S.)Bloodrayne will be the first member to be inducted into the Horror.com forums HALL OF FAME

What a surprise!

[slasherman]

Originally posted by Nyarlathotep
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5332/wtfb2tb.gif

who's that then http://www.vocinelweb.it/faccine/cartelli/28.gif
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/sneak.gif

[alkytrio666]

^ I just remembered I wanted to vote slasherman most irrelevant poster.

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by slasherman
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/sneak.gif

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Nyarlathotep

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
^ I just remembered I wanted to vote slasherman most irrelevant poster.

Of course, now you remember.

[newb]

I'm most honored and appreciative of this
award.I would like to thank all my fans.....my agent...the academy....i can't forget my wife.....who has stood behind me all these years.
I also agree with the special award for Bloodrayne......i couldn't agree more. But i also think zwoti should get a big ole mention.......he has dealt with a lot of shit and handled it most eloquently.
I raise a toast to my cyber family.....even the dysfunctional ones.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/beer.gif


i also agree with PR3SSUR3..[ whom by the way, should have gotten a mention as most knowledgable] ...the pressure is too much to be funny....from now on i'm gonna be serious in every post.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Nyarlathotep
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5332/wtfb2tb.gif

who's that then http://www.vocinelweb.it/faccine/cartelli/28.gif


They were rushing me:o

[Zero]

Originally posted by newb


i also agree with PR3SSUR3..[ whom by the way, should have gotten a mention as most knowledgable] ...the pressure is too much to be funny....from now on i'm gonna be serious in every post.

oh - you were TRYING to be funny for all these years . . . oh, yeah, uhm, right, sure. . .

















:D

[SKOOFx]

I feel extremely under-appreciated.

[bwind22]

Originally posted by The_Return


[B]1) Most Relevant Poster

Honorable Mentions:

Bwind22


Ha! How'd that happen?



6) Best Avatar

Honorable Mentions:

Bwind22


Yeah. 2 years running with the same avatar!



10) Best Topic Starter

Honorable Mentions:

Bwind22


I owe it all to Bruce Lee vs. Angry Chimp.


11) Most Knowledgable

Honorable Mentions:

Bwind22


Ha! I must be great at seeming to know more than I do!





Congrats BR. I'll be patiently awaiting my HOF invitation in the mail so that I can join you sometime soon.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Haunted
Bloodrayne will be the first member to be inducted into the Horror.com forums HALL OF FAME :o ...*speechless*

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by newb
i also think zwoti should get a big ole mention.......he has dealt with a lot of shit and handled it most eloquently. AGREED 100%...He actually does FAR more here than I do...I really appreciate that, too...Especially since I can't be here as much lately...





And thanks guys...*muah*

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by The_Return

8) Most Missed Member

ZWOTI!!

Honorable Mentions:


RavageRitual
Avenger_00_Soul
Murderdoll
Arioch
Vodstok
MooonlitMeadow
LilMissScareAll
Zero
ShankS
Haphazard
StingyJack


[/B]

I didn't even notice he wasn't here anymore. :o :(

nice job with the awards, Return. :)

[Thomasgeorge]

yes I wan something giggady giggady go

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Haunted
Bloodrayne will be the first member to be inducted into the Horror.com forums HALL OF FAME


I second, third, fourth and fifth that.

[SKOOFx]

ONCE AGAIN!


I FEEL HIGHLY UNDER-APPRECIATED!!!!!!

[hammerfan]

Congrats Rayne! I can't think of anyone else who deserves it more!


~sigh~ nobody loves me anymore!

[ItsAlive75]

Well if Newb aint gonna be funny anymore, I aint gonna be funny anymore.

Now we can all just point and laugh at the chimp.

[Thomasgeorge]

I like to thank austin and BR and congrats BR

[Marley's Ghost]

Looks like i got no votes
maybe this is just as well
you people don't understand me
and you can all go to @$%*

I've tried to make you love me
my poems are all i can give
i get no appreciation
losing the will to live

All is lost
my hopes,my dreams
dashed and scattered
like some leftover ice cream

I knew your little contest
would make people feel hurt
look at poor Skoofx
ready to make a noose with his shirt

I leave you now with blood
on your hands
for you've killed my spirit
and ruined my plans

I guess its back to
what i do best
Greeting cards for Hallmark
is my true quest

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
I like to thank austin


For what exactly?

[Dude Guadalupe]

Originally posted by newb
from now on i'm gonna be serious in every post. HA that was REALLY funny.......good job

[The STE]

wow, I'm 2nd most irrelevant AND 2nd best topic starter!

[Thomasgeorge]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
For what exactly?


for voting for me

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by SKOOFx
ONCE AGAIN!


I FEEL HIGHLY UNDER-APPRECIATED!!!!!!


there's a real cool club on the other side of town
where the real cool kids go to sit around
and talk bad about the other kids.
Yea it's a real cool club, and you're not part of it.

they'll laugh at the toughskins
your mom got you from sears
you dork they'll never let you in
cause it's a real cool club and you're not part of it
you're fat and guly and an imbecile too
and that's why the draw funny pictures of you
and talk bad about all the kids
cause it's a real cool club and you're not a part of it

:D

I hate them real cool kids, we can throw rocks at them from the bushes though. :cool:

[stubbornforgey]

Holy crap..!!i made it into an honour thingy
for new members..hahahahahahahaha!!
'psssst' admin..i didnt win so can i have my 20$s back plz.
Congrats to all the winners..
awww zero..you know your loved..
zero ..??
don't tell me he's gone again ??

[pinkfloyd45769]

Before i start i must say my pregnancy horomones are kicking in and i'll probably get a little emotional. I think Bloodrayne really deserves this, she was one of the first members that made me feel welcome when i first joined. I really respect her and enjoy her company. To the rest of you, it's really hard to put into words how you feel about a group of people you've never met. I love you guys, as much or more than some of my friends i can see and talk to everyday. I have came to this place in some pretty shitty times in my life and always felt better when i logged off. My tears are now falling!! All of you, at one time or another have really helped me when you didnt even know you were. There are some of you who i talk to in pms and have really gotten to know and i just cant tell you how much i enjoy you guys. Well, i'm done now...love you guys.....CONGRATS!!! :)

[kpropain]

Wow I was even nominated for a few categories...

Thx

[Zero]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
All of you, at one time or another have really helped me when you didnt even know you were. :)

for the record - any help i've ever given was purely unintentional and i assume no liability whether real or implied in said help






(just kidding :D )

[Taom]

*ahem* for the record.........


Zero is the biggest whore.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Taom
*ahem* for the record.........


Zero is the biggest whore.

oh yeah - well, uhm, well. . .

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID!



(hey, what kind of witty response did you expect, i'm only the 2nd funniest HDCer)

[ENTITY2000]

not even in it was i? i have been here for over a yr now!
i guess you have to earn it eh!:cool:

[VampiricClown]

....Whoa...I made 3 honerable mentions and got one full categorey(doesn't say much for me though, lol), and I haven't been here but a few months. Very interesting indeed. :D

[ENTITY2000]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
....Whoa...I made 3 honerable mentions and got one full categorey(doesn't say much for me though, lol), and I haven't been here but a few months. Very interesting indeed. :D
what! my feelings r hurt! *runs away from the computer crying*:( ;)

[Thomasgeorge]

Is this the newest ones

[Thomasgeorge]

Well I win again this year well thanks everyone who voted me and my mom for birthing me most irrelevant poster

[The_Return]

You do realise that this is the 2006 one, right?

You bumped the old thread, genius. 2007 edition wont be until next spring:rolleyes: