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The Flayed One
05-05-2006, 05:08 AM
The Bukkake Blaster!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wetrH_lzym4&search=oozinator)

Haunted
05-05-2006, 03:58 PM
Wha fuck?

The STE
05-05-2006, 04:56 PM
it's like every German porn I've ever seen all condensed into one awesome toy for children!

noctuary
05-05-2006, 05:08 PM
Why in the hell did they choose to make the goo white? I can see it now....

Exec 1: How can we make this toy as offensive and weird as possible?
Exec 2: I know! Let's make the ooze resemble semen!
*high fives*

ItsAlive75
05-05-2006, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by noctuary

*high fives*

Semen-stained high-fives

The Flayed One
05-07-2006, 08:49 AM
The expressions on the childrens face make it all the more rediculous. Seriously, who let this toy on the market?

The_Return
05-07-2006, 09:24 AM
Only $24.99!

http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=17359

The funny part is they actually call the stuff "bio-ooze"

Yellow Jacket
05-07-2006, 09:30 AM
Originally posted by The_Return
The funny part is they actually call the stuff "bio-ooze"

I call my stuff "bio-ooze" every now and then. :p

PR3SSUR3
05-07-2006, 11:20 AM
Great flying spunk BatMan!

Nyarlathotep
05-07-2006, 11:41 AM
anyone for a cookie (http://www.porn-bread.com/bukkake.htm)

1beastieibe
05-09-2006, 09:22 AM
I actually saw these when I took my brother to Toys R Us last week, he really wanted one, but I talked him outta it.

The_Return
05-09-2006, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by 1beastieibe
I actually saw these when I took my brother to Toys R Us last week, he really wanted one, but I talked him outta it.

In 10 years when he gets the joke, he'd have a great laugh with it:p