HDC Awards, the sequel

[The_Return]

This morning I PM-ed Bloodrayne asking if she was planning on starting another round of the HDC Awards that we had awhile back. She subtly suggested that I should take over, so here we go!


THE HDC AWARDS!!!


Basicaly how it works is I post a list of categories, and you send a private ballot with the members that you think best suit the category to me. I will accept ballots until May 1st. Seeing as it is a private ballot, you can vote honestly without worrying about offending your friends. PLEASE DO NOT POST ANY BALLOTS IN THIS THREAD, AS THEY WILL NOT BE COUNTED.. If you feel like suggesting some new categories, go right ahead and suggest them right here.

Ok, so everyone clear on that? Here are the initial categories:


1) Most Relevant Poster
2) Most Irrelevant Poster
3) Most Outstanding New Member
4) Funniest Member
5) Best Signature Quote
6) Best Avatar
7) Biggest Post Whore
8) Most Missed Member
9) Most Absent Member
10) Best Topic Starter
11.) Most knowledgable when it comes to horror films
12.) Best horror movie recommender


All of these categories are shamelessly stolen from the first round of awards:D

So, remember to vote! Have fun!

[alkytrio666]

WOOHOO!

[Haunted]

The Oscars of HDC. We had a laugh last time. Urge and zwoti took just about everything. It was kinda fun. I really don't think it was a popularity contest either. The results were pretty honest.

[The_Return]

Last time was great fun:D

Hopefully this will even be half as much fun:D

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The_Return
Thats why I didnt want people posting in public...

Made my day .5% better.

[Yellow Jacket]

Well, my votes are in! Good luck to you all! Especially me! :D :p

[The_Return]

The votes are pouring in, keep 'em coming!

Some really good new categories were suggested through a PM, so I'll post them here:


13) Biggest troublemaker
14) Biggest attention whore

If anyone who has already voted would like to send their pics for these new categories, please feel free to do so.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The_Return
Some really good new categories were suggested through a PM, so I'll post them here:


13) Biggest troublemaker
14) Biggest attention whore


hahaha, yeeeeahhhh

[The_Return]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
hahaha, yeeeeahhhh

I didnt know if you wanted me to give you credit for them or not...really good ideas though, I especially like biggest troublemaker:p

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by The_Return
I didnt know if you wanted me to give you credit for them or not...really good ideas though, I especially like biggest troublemaker:p

Yeah, there's gotta be the guilty pleasure ones... cuz y'know whoever wins it is still gonna be happy.

[The_Return]

Another bonus category:

15) Hottest Member

[Posher778]

Who the fuck put that dumbass idea in there.




*sidles off*

[The_Return]

Just a little public service announcement:


POSHER SUGGESTED THE HOTTEST MEMBER CATEGORY, THAT HORNY CHILD

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Posher778
Who the fuck put that dumbass idea in there.




*sidles off*

Just because nobody's going to vote you as the hottest member doesn't mean you need to bitch about it! :p

[Posher778]

I didn't bitch, I think it'll be interesting...

And just cause i'm friggin will wheaton doesn't make me hott..... jeeeeez lol
Most people know who I think is hottest here.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Posher778
Most people know who I think is hottest here.

Is it me? :p

[Haunted]

How about The Most Occult-iest member?:D

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Is it me? :p

No! dork.

[ItsAlive75]

What about "Guy Who's Most from Iowa"?

[Posher778]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
What about "Guy Who's Most from Iowa"?

no.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Posher778
no.

Twas a joke, Little Miss Serious.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Twas a joke, Little Miss Serious.

Mine was a joke too, just left out the snide comment.

[Haunted]

How about the person who's in a shitty mood tonight? I wonder who that award would go to? :cough:Posher:cough:

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Haunted
How about the person who's in a shitty mood tonight? I wonder who that award would go to? :cough:Posher:cough:

*cries* I'm gonna go write in my myspace about how nothing ever works out for me! Everyone's out to get me you're ruining me life!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad:

[Haunted]

Have you got your period this week?:D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Posher778
*cries* I'm gonna go write in my myspace about how nothing ever works out for me! Everyone's out to get me you're ruining me life!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad: You're on MySpace?!....Do your parents know?!......OMG!...You are So gonna get killed...or kidnapped...or thrown in a pit until your skin is loose enough for someone to wear...or...ummm...something....

[Posher778]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
You're on MySpace?!....Do your parents know?!......OMG!...You are So gonna get killed...or kidnapped...or thrown in a pit until your skin is loose enough for someone to wear...or...ummm...something....

Raped if i'm lucky.


And no i do not use myspace.

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by The_Return
Another bonus category:

15) Hottest Member

Well THAT one seems obvious.























*ahem*

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
Well THAT one seems obvious. Yeah...It's Zwoti...Right? :)





*tries to figure out why Alky's avatar makes me think of Sam*

[The STE]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Yeah...It's Zwoti...Right? :)





*tries to figure out why Alky's avatar makes me think of Sam*

pfft, everything reminds you of me.

[Posher778]

Mostly just seeing a hobo or passing by a dump.

[The STE]

Originally posted by Posher778
Mostly just seeing a hobo or passing by a dump.

Yeah, but that's just cause of the time I had sex with a hobo in a dump

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The STE
Yeah, but that's just cause of the time I had sex with a hobo in a dump

Hey don't talk about bloodrayne like that! JK.... lol.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The STE
pfft, everything reminds you of me. Not EVERYTHING...Usually just sausages and things like that

Originally posted by Posher778
Hey don't talk about bloodrayne like that! JK.... lol. LOL......oh...wait a minute....I meant..."HEY!"...*all indignant and stuff*

:D

[monalisa]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Not EVERYTHING...Usually just sausages and things like that



Dammit, I got a Jimmy Dean stuck in my ear, what to I do????

[Posher778]

Haha, you're just the 1st that came to mind.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by monalisa
Dammit, I got a Jimmy Dean stuck in my ear, what to I do???? Hey...That reminds me of Sam...






See?



:D

[Posher778]

Oh look, a cardboard box blew down the street... Sam?

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Posher778
Oh look, a cardboard box blew down the street... Sam? Did the cardboard box have 'Sausage' printed on the side?


It was a Hillshire Farms box, huh?

[monalisa]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hey...That reminds me of Sam...

See?

:D

He's soooooo inspiring. ;)

[The STE]

Originally posted by Posher778
Oh look, a cardboard box blew down the street... Sam?

well, I do like box

[Posher778]

Originally posted by monalisa
He's soooooo inspiring. ;)

He's soooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o dreamy!

[monalisa]

Originally posted by The STE
well, I do like box

But cardboard? Ouch!

[Posher778]

When are the results gonna be posted?

[Dante'sInferno]

Weirdest member should go to me...

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Posher778
He's soooo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o dreamy!

Hey... :p

[Posher778]

Hello.:)

[monalisa]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Did the cardboard box have 'Sausage' printed on the side?


It was a Hillshire Farms box, huh?


Hmmmm, Sam The Sausage, has a nice ring to it I think. If ya ever get banned again Sam, there ya go. :)

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Posher778
Hello.:)

You know what I mean. :p

[Posher778]

Originally posted by monalisa
Hmmmm, Sam The Sausage, has a nice ring to it I think. If ya ever get banned again Sam, there ya go. :)

He could just go to SausageMonster account.

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Posher778
He could just go to SausageMonster account.

OR MonsterSausage! I think we're on to something here.

[Posher778]

Or the yellow dart!

[Dante'sInferno]

NEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Posher778]

More genius shows from dante.:D

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Posher778
Or the yellow dart!

Yellow? That doesn't sound healthy, ewwwww.

[Dante'sInferno]

"Begin's yelling obscenities in german."

[Posher778]

Hey guys! How tall does the grass grow in Germany?




(does nazi hand gesture) Zis HEIT!

[monalisa]

Originally posted by Posher778
Hey guys! How tall does the grass grow in Germany?




(does nazi hand gesture) Zis HEIT!

I actually knew someone, years ago, that thought they were saying "Hi Hitler" instead of "Heil Hitler". :rolleyes:

He was given the nickname of "Hitler" after that.

[Dante'sInferno]

5NUFH444857495347583287087609358384FGJHRGJNDSFJVBD FJVJDJNFD!@#$#%^%$#^%#$^#gebnfv b%t#^#$@#%#$%t gttttttttttttttt$$$GUIRREAAANANNANANANANANNANANANN ANANANANANANNANANANANANANNABANANA<>........$tt^y%^#$terfgEDRGFEWRTE5T4353623RW3R3W4RT IUWHEDYUWEGBFYHWGBEFUYTGEWFDUHWERG2783Y43YR5732476 43WRR4.....rEIN EL SHLAMON

[Posher778]

Ok dante, now it's annoying.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
5NUFH444857495347583287087609358384FGJHRGJNDSFJVBD FJVJDJNFD!@#$#%^%$#^%#$^#gebnfv b%t#^#$@#%#$%t gttttttttttttttt$$$GUIRREAAANANNANANANANANNANANANN ANANANANANANNANANANANANANNABANANA<>........$tt^y%^#$terfgEDRGFEWRTE5T4353623RW3R3W4RT IUWHEDYUWEGBFYHWGBEFUYTGEWFDUHWERG2783Y43YR5732476 43WRR4.....rEIN EL SHLAMON

Translation: More chocolate, pleeeease!

[Dante'sInferno]

Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken!

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken!

Translation: Funny joke, John!

[Posher778]

This is an english speaking forum.


:)

[Dante'sInferno]

Okay,I'll stop now...:(

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Translation: Funny joke, John! No no no,It mean's kiss my ass...:)












:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
No no no,It mean's kiss my ass...:)


:D

Hmm.... well then, touche.

[Posher778]

Haha, i'm such a dickhead.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Hmm.... well then, touche. Vielen Dank, sehr nett von Ihnen.


Okay now im finished...it doesnt mean anything bad.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Vielen Dank, sehr nett von Ihnen.


Okay now im finished...it doesnt mean anything bad.

Translation: Thank you very much, that was very nice of you.

[Dante'sInferno]

Yeah, when will teh results be posted?

[SKOOFx]

ohhh, i better get mentioned somewhere!

[SausageCreature]

Originally posted by Posher778
He could just go to SausageMonster account.


The SausageCreature account is spoken for, thank you very much Poshta!

[The Flayed One]

The votes are in.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Yeah, when will teh results be posted?


So everyone has time to get their votes in, the polls will be open until May 1st. The results will be posted shorty after that.


Thusfar all the categories are pretty close...a few have front-runners, but most are tied up. The tightest category right now is Best Topic Starter, got some nice competition going on there.

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The_Return
So everyone has time to get their votes in, the polls will be open until May 1st. The results will be posted shorty after that.


Thusfar all the categories are pretty close...a few have front-runners, but most are tied up. The tightest category right now is Best Topic Starter, got some nice competition going on there.

Well DUH! STE is the best topic starter!




psh

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Posher778
Well DUH! STE is the best topic starter!




psh

Not right now he isnt...

[ItsAlive75]

Can I ask how many people voted? Or is that like, against the rules?

It aint like 5 people who voted is it? Cuz that would suck.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Can I ask how many people voted? Or is that like, against the rules?

It aint like 5 people who voted is it? Cuz that would suck.

To keep my PM box from overflowing I delete all the messages after I record the votes, so Im not totally sure how many people have voted. Id chance a guess at around 10-11 people so far, hopefully more in the near future.

[DraculaInDallas]

As with most movies, the sequel usual sucks balls. Last years awards were much better, the cast of characters were far superior to this years B-list of wanna be's........:cool:

Since we can no longer flame the whiney ass n00bs I guess I'll always be the last to win the Best Noob Flamer Award.

ahhhh.....the good old days......

Carry on Penguin :D

[kpropain]

*COUGH*

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4681/newcartmannoobflame26rw.jpg

*COUGH*

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5706/rocknoob0oh.jpg

*COUGH*

[Dante'sInferno]

After seeing those pics i really want to flame noobs again...





































LET US DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Marley's Ghost]

THE MOST POETIC SHOULD
BE A CHOICE
FOR PEOPLE TO VOTE
WE HAVE A VOICE

MARLEY'S GHOST
WOULD WIN NO DOUBT
HIS RHYMING SKILLS
ARE WHATS ITS ABOUT

THE FORUM AIN'T WHAT
IT USE TO BE
ALL THE OLD POSTERS
HAVE SEEMED TO FLEE

BUT I'M SURE IN DUE TIME
SUCH IS ALWAYS THE CASE
IT WILL ONCE AGAIN BE A JOY
TO VISIT THIS PLACE

WE ARE ALL BROUGHT TOGETHER
WITH ONE COMMON OBJECTIVE
WITH SOME OF THE CRAP THAT WE WATCH
WE'RE NOT THAT SELECTIVE

SO CAST YOUR VOTES
FOR WHOM IS THE BEST
FOR SOME WILL FEEL HURT
IN YOUR POPULARITY CONTEST

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Since we can no longer flame the whiney ass n00bs I guess I'll always be the last to win the Best Noob Flamer Award.


I believe I tied that award WITH you, so don't get too excited.:D

[Haunted]

Hey Marley, here's a list of old posters still about

Bloodrayne
Cheebacheeba
Newb/Budman
myself
The STE
and maybe a few more like Nylar, but I haven't been able to place him yet.

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by Haunted
Hey Marley, here's a list of old posters still about

Bloodrayne
Cheebacheeba
Newb/Budman
myself
The STE
and maybe a few more like Nylar, but I haven't been able to place him yet.

that's Nyarl :mad:

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haunted
Hey Marley, here's a list of old posters still about

Bloodrayne
Cheebacheeba
Newb/Budman
myself
The STE
and maybe a few more like Nylar, but I haven't been able to place him yet. :(

[Haunted]

I'm sorry, babe. You were the one I was trying to remember. There's someone else too. Somebody else is going to give me a frowny face, and I probably deserve it.

Do you forgive me? Please? :)

that's Nyarl

:mad: I'm sorry I spelled it wrong. I'm not the best speller in the whole world. I did make an effort. I didn't leave you off the list on account of not being able to spell or the fact that you're going under a new name and I don't remember who you were originally. :( :(

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haunted
I'm sorry, babe. You were the one I was trying to remember. There's someone else too. Somebody else is going to give me a frowny face, and I probably deserve it.

Do you forgive me? Please? :)



:mad: I'm sorry I spelled it wrong. I'm not the best speller in the whole world. I did make an effort. I didn't leave you off the list on account of not being able to spell or the fact that you're going under a new name and I don't remember who you were originally. :( :( Austin. ;)

[The STE]

reading Bob Marley's posts makes me want to start posting in haiku again

[GorePhobia]

im an old poster as well :)

and I will put my vote in as soon as possible

still trying to think

[Zero]

Is it time for me to pick up all my awards yet???

is there a category for best monkey??

(actually I posted a message last week that was totally ignored - has everyone forgotten me already - - - how easily we fade into obscurity)

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by Zero
Is it time for me to pick up all my awards yet???

is there a category for best monkey??

(actually I posted a message last week that was totally ignored - has everyone forgotten me already - - - how easily we fade into obscurity)

It's about time you came back!

stupid monkey :D

[Zero]

Originally posted by hammerfan
It's about time you came back!

stupid monkey :D

[newb]

until 3333

http://www.cs.ubc.ca/~condon/cpsc101/labs/JavaScript_files/monkey.gifhttp://yuweb.addr.com/images/welcome.gif

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by Zero


Welcome back, buddy. I missed you!

[Zero]

Originally posted by hammerfan
Welcome back, buddy. I missed you!

i missed you too - its good to be back. . . at least until 3333!

:D

[SKOOFx]

ZERO!
YOU MOTHER <SHUT YO MOUTH>!


how you been killa?

[bwind22]

I still think we should call these 'The Horries'.





BTW, I think I won best avatar Honorable Mention (or something) based on the fact that I had kept it for sooooo long. Well, that was a year ago and it still hasn't changed sooooo.... (hint hint)

[newb]

Originally posted by Zero
Is it time for me to pick up all my awards yet???

is there a category for best monkey??

(actually I posted a message last week that was totally ignored - has everyone forgotten me already - - - how easily we fade into obscurity)

Time for...sing-along-with-newb


Accept the fact that you're second rate, life is easy for you
It's all served up on a gold plated plate
and we don't even have to talk to you
Your face is normal, that's the way you're bred
and that's the way you're going to stay
Your head is firmly nailed to your TV channel
But someone else's finger's on the control panel

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You sit there watch it all burn down
it's easy and breezy for you
You play your life to a different sound
No edge no edge you got no knife have you
Your life is a six-lane highway to nowhere
You're going so fast you're never ever gonna get down there
Where the heroes sit by the river
with a magic in their music as they eat raw liver

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero

You stand there captain and we all look, you really are mediocre
You are the champion in the Acme form book
But I think you're just a joker
Your facedown life ain't so much of a pity
But the luv-a-duckin' way you're walkin' around the city
with your balls and your head full of nothing
it's easy for you sucker but you really need stuffing

What you gonna be, what you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Don't you wanna be, don't you wanna be brother
Zero the Hero
When you gonna be, when you gonna be brother
Zero the Hero
Impossibility impissibolity mother
We'll need a Hero


A banana for anyone who can tell me the artist.

http://food.oregonstate.edu/images/fruitveg/banana/banana016.jpg

[The Flayed One]

Do I get something for knowing that Cannibal Corpse remade it on the Hammersmashedface single?


Edit: The original was Sabbath, by the way.

[Zero]

Thanks all - it is good to be home. Skoof- I dropped out after hitting the magic 2222 - but then did some traveling, which kept me off-line, and then was sick for a bit, and then bought a puppy who kept me so busy I couldn't get any time to post. . . but its good to be back

Newb- I love that song!!! I think the whole Black Sabbath Gillian merger was not a great idea - but Zero the Hero is one of my favorite non-Ozzy Black Sabbath songs!

Now, about all my awards . . . .

[newb]

Originally posted by Zero
Thanks all - it is good to be home. Skoof- I dropped out after hitting the magic 2222 - but then did some traveling, which kept me off-line, and then was sick for a bit, and then bought a puppy who kept me so busy I couldn't get any time to post. . . but its good to be back

Newb- I love that song!!! I think the whole Black Sabbath Gillian merger was not a great idea - but Zero the Hero is one of my favorite non-Ozzy Black Sabbath songs!

Now, about all my awards . . . .

I think my fave on that one is "Disturbing The Priest"

http://img262.echo.cx/img262/8902/blacksabbathborn2qj.jpg

All in all....not a bad album

[Haunted]

Yep, Newb, they showed that picture to my brother and some other kids at a Satanic Rock Music symposium at our former church during the "burning times" also known as the 80's. We still laugh about it.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Haunted
I'm sorry, babe. You were the one I was trying to remember. There's someone else too. Somebody else is going to give me a frowny face, and I probably deserve it.


:(


:D

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Angelakillsluts
:(


:D

*buzzer*

2004!!!! too late!

[Angelakillsluts]

Nuh uh... :(

[Posher778]

*sigh* fine, it's ok.

[Angelakillsluts]

Originally posted by Posher778
*sigh*

ha victory :D

[RavageRitual]

Did I get anything, like most missed member...lol?

[Haunted]

You'll probably get a nod in the coolest avatar catergory.

[Thomasgeorge]

I hope I win something but I doubt it

[Posher778]

Originally posted by RavageRitual
Did I get anything, like most missed member...lol?


AHHHHH!!! *WAVES FRANTICALLY*

HI!

[kpropain]

Originally posted by Haunted
Hey Marley, here's a list of old posters still about

Bloodrayne
Cheebacheeba
Newb/Budman
myself
The STE
and maybe a few more like Nylar, but I haven't been able to place him yet.

:(

[Haunted]

Okay, Kpro. I'll let you in. I was saying that we, well, not really me, because I joined a month later, joined right when the forum came up. However, you've definitely earned your wine, my good man.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Haunted
Okay, Kpro. I'll let you in. I was saying that we, well, not really me, because I joined a month later, joined right when the forum came up. However, you've definitely earned your wine, my good man. You forgot me,you dumb fucker! Er....2004?Yeah august and ive still been here..left for like 5 months so...yeah.And no your not a dumb fucker!!!












:D




God doesnt even know what the fuck i just said...

[Haunted]

Originally posted by The STE
reading Bob Marley's posts makes me want to start posting in haiku again

We did that at the first forum I ever posted. I don't know how many of the people here would appreciate the finess of haikus.

[GorePhobia]

Well what about me?

I have been here two years and was here during all the great n00b flaming wars. I need a nod.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
I hope I win something but I doubt it



Don't be so sure, there's one category that you definately qualify for.

[MisterSadistro]

Anyone who goes bitching or whining about how they "deserve" an award probably doesn't. Most likely the same people who do the "add me !" bulletins on myspace. "Notice me, daddy ! Don't you love me ?" What an ego stroke.
http://static.flickr.com/21/36176328_4797b98cb5_m.jpg
VOTE FOR PEDRO and STFU ! :D
CK

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Don't be so sure, there's one category that you definately qualify for. Yup...And I voted for him...*giggles*

[MisterSadistro]

Yup...And I voted for him...*giggles*
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActHoffmanRainman.jpg ?
LOL
CK

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActHoffmanRainman.jpg ?
LOL
CK


I think you're giving too much.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActHoffmanRainman.jpg ?
LOL
CK Rain Man kicks so much ass...But i do deserve to get the crazy fucker of horror.com award.......Bleh.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActHoffmanRainman.jpg ?
LOL
CK Sunzabitches, I want apple juice now.

[Posher778]

Yummm, i'm just eating my weight in chips and tea.

[Thomasgeorge]

what one will I qualify for

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Rain Man kicks so much ass...But i do deserve to get the crazy fucker of horror.com award.......Bleh.

Uh, you're going to have to go toe to toe with Mr. Sadistro for that one.

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Haunted
Uh, you're going to have to go toe to toe with Mr. Sadistro for that one. He is in no way,as crazy as me....He doesnt even seem crazy!

[Thomasgeorge]

well he is a bit crazy at times but so is inferno

[massacre man]

Am I nominated for most likely to not get any other awards?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
Am I nominated for most likely to not get any other awards? That's me! Sorry!

[ItsAlive75]

I hope I win all the awards. Then I can ditch all your chumps and start livin' the high life.:)

[kpropain]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Anyone who goes bitching or whining about how they "deserve" an award probably doesn't. Most likely the same people who do the "add me !" bulletins on myspace. "Notice me, daddy ! Don't you love me ?" What an ego stroke.
http://static.flickr.com/21/36176328_4797b98cb5_m.jpg
VOTE FOR PEDRO and STFU ! :D
CK

LMAO

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/7143/napolean9pe.gif

[The_Return]

Hey!

Ive been away for a few days [anyone notice my joke title?:p], and I have a ton more ballots to count. Thanks so much for making this a success!

The reason why I was away will soon apear in it's own tread, because they were some of the best days of my life:D :D

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The_Return
Hey!

Ive been away for a few days [anyone notice my joke title?:p], and I have a ton more ballots to count. Thanks so much for making this a success!

The reason why I was away will soon apear in it's own tread, because they were some of the best days of my life:D :D

What? Kidnapped by a bunch of fat 80 year old men and raped nonstop? You little perv!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by The_Return
Hey!

Ive been away for a few days [anyone notice my joke title?:p], and I have a ton more ballots to count. Thanks so much for making this a success!

The reason why I was away will soon apear in it's own tread, because they were some of the best days of my life:D :D Someone lost their virginity!

[The_Return]

Originally posted by massacre man
Someone lost their virginity!


:rolleyes:

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by The_Return
:rolleyes: You lost your virginty to vacum!


















FUCKING PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...yeah im bored right now.I'm going to go read The SFF thing again and "fap fap fap" :D.......NEEEEEEEECH.

[The_Return]

Due to how incredibly close some of the matches are [Example- We have a 6 way tie in one caegory:eek:], I may need to extend the closing date. For now it remains the same, but dont be surprised if it gets bumped back in the near future

[MisterSadistro]

Originally posted by Haunted
Uh, you're going to have to go toe to toe with Mr. Sadistro for that one.
Dante & Sadistro ...
http://www.nimmot.net/base/misc/junk/wild-n-crazy-guys.jpg
"We're just two wild and crazy guys !" :D
CK

[Thomasgeorge]

yeah mister is crazy as a fox ............ I mean as crazy as oh screw it

[slasherman]

...ok dont make this into a intern affair .....you all know whos the best looking member ;)

[cheebacheeba]

Yeah, yeah...but I don't like to boast.








































































don't forget best cook, motherfuckers.

[Dante'sInferno]

I get to be Dan Akroyd!!!!!!He would kick steve martins....ass.HAH!!!!!!!!







NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Dante & Sadistro ...
http://www.nimmot.net/base/misc/junk/wild-n-crazy-guys.jpg
"We're just two wild and crazy guys !" :D
CK

No, this is Dante & Sadistro...

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1076388433670_2004/02/11/stuck_on_you.jpg

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
No, this is Dante & Sadistro...

http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1076388433670_2004/02/11/stuck_on_you.jpg :D

[Posher778]

No, the second one is WAY too hetero for dante!:D

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by Posher778
No, the second one is WAY too hetero for dante!:D Hah..it has a gay vibe...






No i am not gay.

[slasherman]

I have voted for the Biggest Post Whore and Most Irrelevant Poster....

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by slasherman
I have voted for the Biggest Post Whore and Most Irrelevant Poster....

Well good for you! :p

This is Yellow Jacket & Posher...

http://www.billandted.org/pics/hal/hal01.jpg

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Well good for you! :p

This is Yellow Jacket & Posher...

http://www.billandted.org/pics/hal/hal01.jpg

Close...Id say this was YJ and Posher:


http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/03/30/imageNY12603302210.jpg

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The_Return
Close...Id say this was YJ and Posher:


http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/03/30/imageNY12603302210.jpg

As long as I'm Heath Ledger, then I'm fine. Did that sound gay?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
As long as I'm Heath Ledger, then I'm fine. Did that sound gay? yeah..it dd...a little gay :D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
yeah..it dd...a little gay :D

I'm screwed! Wait, that sounded gay too! GOD DAMNIT!!!

[Posher778]

But YJ.... I always liked you for how you were... oh fuck it... I hate you

RETURN GET YOUR ASS (LITERALLY) OVER HERE!!! Everyone drools over you today anyway! lmfao.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Posher778
But YJ.... I always liked you for how you were... oh fuck it... I hate you

RETURN GET YOUR ASS (LITERALLY) OVER HERE!!! Everyone drools over you today anyway! lmfao.

LMFAO!!! Seems like you want Return a little more than you want me. :p

[The_Return]

Posher, I wish I knew how to quit you...


:p ;)

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The_Return
Posher, I wish I knew how to quit you...


:p ;)
There was a seminar, but you missed it.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Posher778
There was a seminar, but you missed it.

Oh:(


Anyway, back on topic. Keep those votes coming! I'd like to get at least a few more ballots before the deadline.

[Zero]

should i go ahead and make my acceptance speech now? - i'm on a kind of tight schedule and, to be honest, this kind of piddly ass awards show is a waste of my valuable time. . .

oh wait. . . is the mic on?

oh, shit, uhm, i mean, uh, 'ha ha' - what a funny joke because, y'know folks, sweeping these awards, what were they called again, the horries? - yeah, well, whatever, anyway, sweeping all the awards for your little group is, and let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, it is the biggest single honor I will receive. . well today at least, unless you count the extra cheese they put on my bagel sandwich this morning without charging. . . that's right without charging me a dime.

Now, i could point out that your little awards would benefit from some kind of material 'bling bling' if you know what i mean - maybe a gift basket or a gold statue - hey, y'know real gold would make this whole thing really worthwhile. . but i digress. . .

so, anyway, now that i've got your attention i'd just like to say thanks to, well y'know all those people who are expecting to hear their name - just insert it here. and, of course, i'd like to thank all the little people, and by little people i mean you guys -- and honest to god you are kind of short, is that a membership requirement. . . but, again i digress. . .

the main point is that you had to honor someone, you chose me and i am now honored, well to some extent. . . now where's my limo

[The Flayed One]

Well, penguin? Did you change the deadline? If so I missed it.

[The_Return]

Sorry I didnt mention it sooner...May 1st just sort of crept up on me.

THE CLOSING DATE IS OFFICIALLY POSTPONED UNTIL MAY 7TH. SORRY FOR ANY CONFUSION THAT THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED.

[MisterSadistro]

There will be mass rioting in the streets ! The election is fixed ! The voting is tainted ! The democrats want a recount ! All is lost !
Even worse, I think the chancellor we might appoint to rule over until this is taken care of might be a Sith master. Think about it.
CK

[Zero]

oh - may 7th, right, then just ignore the previous until the 7th - then read it again.

Originally posted by Zero
should i go ahead and make my acceptance speech now? - i'm on a kind of tight schedule and, to be honest, this kind of piddly ass awards show is a waste of my valuable time. . .

oh wait. . . is the mic on?

oh, shit, uhm, i mean, uh, 'ha ha' - what a funny joke because, y'know folks, sweeping these awards, what were they called again, the horries? - yeah, well, whatever, anyway, sweeping all the awards for your little group is, and let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, it is the biggest single honor I will receive. . well today at least, unless you count the extra cheese they put on my bagel sandwich this morning without charging. . . that's right without charging me a dime.

Now, i could point out that your little awards would benefit from some kind of material 'bling bling' if you know what i mean - maybe a gift basket or a gold statue - hey, y'know real gold would make this whole thing really worthwhile. . but i digress. . .

so, anyway, now that i've got your attention i'd just like to say thanks to, well y'know all those people who are expecting to hear their name - just insert it here. and, of course, i'd like to thank all the little people, and by little people i mean you guys -- and honest to god you are kind of short, is that a membership requirement. . . but, again i digress. . .

the main point is that you had to honor someone, you chose me and i am now honored, well to some extent. . . now where's my limo

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The_Return
Sorry I didnt mention it sooner...May 1st just sort of crept up on me.

THE CLOSING DATE IS OFFICIALLY POSTPONED UNTIL MAY 7TH. SORRY FOR ANY CONFUSION THAT THIS MAY HAVE CAUSED.

No problem. Well, except that I have to wait another week, but I'll live. *Breaks down in tears* WHY?!?!?!

[Haunted]

Damn, Zero! That's a pretty fuckin good speach! Of course I could've written a better one, but who's counting straws?

I kid. I kid. That was very clever. Very clever.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Haunted
Damn, Zero! That's a pretty fuckin good speach! Of course I could've written a better one, but who's counting straws?

I kid. I kid. That was very clever. Very clever.

Thanks Haunted- i was hoping someone would notice my effort.

I think you should do an acceptance speech - and then at the end turn the whole audience into frogs!!

[Haunted]

An acceptance speach? How about I write other people's acceptance speaches?

[The_Return]

Nobody needs to be writing any speeches yet...there's still 5 days to go:p

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The_Return
Nobody needs to be writing any speeches yet...there's still 5 days to go:p

Can we end it a little bit quicker? How about in two-three days? I'm really anxious to find out who won.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Can we end it a little bit quicker? How about in two-three days? I'm really anxious to find out who won.

Well the only reason I extended the deadline was so that more votes could come in, so no. I want as much time as possible...it only makes sence, more votes = better results. You dont have too long to wait:)

[Zero]

Originally posted by The_Return
Nobody needs to be writing any speeches yet...there's still 5 days to go:p


sure, hey, no problem. -of course i think we all know the winner is going to be *cough*me*cough*, uhm, someone we all admire and adore. . . but if you want to stand on formalities, hey be my guest . . . just don't stand too long because formalities has a bad back and has trouble getting up off the floor

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The_Return
Well the only reason I extended the deadline was so that more votes could come in, so no. I want as much time as possible...it only makes sence, more votes = better results. You dont have too long to wait:)

Yeah, I know. I'm just so anxious to find out the results. I can wait though.

[MisterSadistro]

Originally posted by The_Return
Well the only reason I extended the deadline was so that more votes could come in, so no. I want as much time as possible...it only makes sence, more votes = better results. You dont have too long to wait:)
But if no one's voting in the first place, why bother ? I think this is fixed. Paula Abdul shouldn't be a judge any longer since she's coaching people.
http://i.timeinc.net/time/potw/20010608/riot.jpg
CK

[The_Return]

Ive consistantly been getting around 2 everyday, so I added the extra week so everyone would have a chance. Votes are still coming in strong, and I dont want to cut it off too soon.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The_Return
Ive consistantly been getting around 2 everyday, so I added the extra week so everyone would have a chance. Votes are still coming in strong, and I dont want to cut it off too soon. BTW...Scratch my last PM :rolleyes:

[MisterSadistro]

BTW...Scratch my last PM
Why ? Does it itch ? :D
CK

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Why ? Does it itch ? :D
CK Always JUST where I can't reach :p

[Zero]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Always JUST where I can't reach :p

well, y'know, i've got an extra long. . . . .























finger!

[The_Return]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
BTW...Scratch my last PM :rolleyes:

Nope, too late now. Sorry, you arent the only one that made that mistake, so I dont want to set a double standard.

[Zero]

Originally posted by The_Return
Nope, too late now. Sorry, you arent the only one that made that mistake, so I dont want to set a double standard.


oh the mistake of just writing -

"give them all to zero - he's the most beloved and honorable member here - if I could i'd just give him all my money and follow him to the ends of the earth"

you'd be surprised how often that happens

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by The_Return
Nope, too late now. Sorry, you arent the only one that made that mistake, so I dont want to set a double standard. Oh...So...We aren't permitted to change our minds (cuz, women are known to do that, ya know)?...

I suppose that means that you don't want women to vote!...What happened to suffrage?...

I never knew you were sexist..


:p :p :p

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
What happened to suffrage?...

This happened...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Iron_Jawed_Angels.jpg

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
This happened...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Iron_Jawed_Angels.jpg Ach...Hillary Swank?...No wonder we aren't taken seriously :rolleyes:

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ach...Hillary Swank?...No wonder we aren't taken seriously :rolleyes: I't should have been Paris Hilton.:p









:D













:confused:

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Ach...Hillary Swank?...No wonder we aren't taken seriously :rolleyes:

I agree with you there. I hate Hilary Swank, and I hated Iron Jawed Angels!

[stubbornforgey]

What happens if you made a mistake and
forgot to vote for somebody cos you
are only allowed on pm per 60 seconds.
and you prematurely sent the pm without checking it first?huh?huh?
How many times can we vote?

[kpropain]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Always JUST where I can't reach :p

You may want to see a doctor about that!!!! :D :p

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Zero
oh the mistake of just writing -

"give them all to zero - he's the most beloved and honorable member here - if I could i'd just give him all my money and follow him to the ends of the earth"

you'd be surprised how often that happens

Have you been hacking into my pm box again? I told you to stay out of there... bloody, primates.... *grabs broom*

[Zero]

Originally posted by Posher778
Have you been hacking into my pm box again? I told you to stay out of there... bloody, primates.... *grabs broom*

not the BROOM!!!!!!!!!!

[Thomasgeorge]

Ive voted twice for the most knowledge and best thread starter

[Haunted]

I voted once. Thought about changing my vote, then said, "fuck it." You all get kuddos for being some of the more interesting people I've ever encountered here there or anywhere.

[Thomasgeorge]

cant wait until twomorrow I havnt been this exciting since ..........