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Posher778

04-18-2006, 12:31 PM

Posher and TACHII! hah.
^or me and haunted, cause I look like the amazing will wheaton and all. :o

Yellow Jacket and NANABABY

Bloodrayne and HIGHPRIESTWISE

Zwoti and Lilmissscareall.

Or I could just post the list of who all I find attractive here... Uhhh nevermind.

stubbornforgey

04-18-2006, 12:34 PM

Zero and newb would make handsome monkettes'

Thomasgeorge

04-18-2006, 12:36 PM

forgey you crack me up

bloodrayne

04-18-2006, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by Posher778
Bloodrayne and HIGHPRIESTWISE

Oh....So...You think I'm retarded.....I see...

:D

Geez...Coulda done better than THAT....I can definitely think of someone here who'd be more suited for me :)

Thomasgeorge

04-18-2006, 12:59 PM

lol poor rayne

The STE

04-18-2006, 01:37 PM

me and Thomasgeorge (as long as I'm pitching)

ItsAlive75

04-18-2006, 02:09 PM

I'm taking every girl out on one big massive date... and they're all paying.

...I aint payin for shit, fucks to that.

massacre man

04-18-2006, 02:19 PM

Wufong and Tastycakes!

The_Return

04-18-2006, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh....So...You think I'm retarded.....I see...

:D

Geez...Coulda done better than THAT....I can definitely think of someone here who'd be more suited for me :)

Like Bane?

monalisa

04-18-2006, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
I'm taking every girl out on one big massive date... and they're all paying.

...I aint payin for shit, fucks to that.

You're so dreeeeeeeeeamy! *flutters eyes bashfully*

Sarcasm alert!

The_Return

04-18-2006, 05:49 PM

Oh, how 'bout Kpro and Nine? Or should I just let sleeping dogs lie:p

Lets see how many people have been here long enough to get that one...

Posher778

04-18-2006, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
You're so dreeeeeeeeeamy! *flutters eyes bashfully*

SKANK! jk:)

monalisa

04-18-2006, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by Posher778
SKANK! jk:)

Whore! I mean, re-read it I added something.

Posher778

04-18-2006, 06:05 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
Whore! I mean, re-read it I added somehting.

Oh pfft. I thought you were gonna put like, "i'd much rather go out with posh!" haha

monalisa

04-18-2006, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by Posher778
Oh pfft. I thought you were gonna put like, "i'd much rather go out with posh!" haha

Well, now that you mention it... *winks playfully*

Posher778

04-18-2006, 06:07 PM

What's wrong with your eye?

massacre man

04-18-2006, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by The_Return
Oh, how 'bout Kpro and Nine? Or should I just let sleeping dogs lie:p

Lets see how many people have been here long enough to get that one... I KNOW! I KNOW!

How has Kpro been lately? I talked to Nine a few weeks ago on AIM, but haven't heard anything from Kpro in like a year.

VampiricClown

04-18-2006, 06:10 PM

Ok....This whole thread is slightly creepy....

monalisa

04-18-2006, 06:11 PM

"What's wrong with your eye?"

Oh pooh, it has something in it. Well at least I know it's not STE's dick, it tends to gravitate toward ears. (What, I can't hear you.)

Posher778

04-18-2006, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
"What's wrong with your eye?"

Oh pooh, it has something in it. Well at least I know it's not STE's dick, it tends to gravitate toward ears. (What, I can't hear you.)

Ehhhhh

*backs into a ditch and dies*

whoops.

monalisa

04-18-2006, 06:13 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Ok....This whole thread is slightly creepy....

Hello, it's a HORROR board, it's allowed to get creepy! ;)

monalisa

04-18-2006, 06:17 PM

Originally posted by Posher778
Ehhhhh

*backs into a ditch and dies*

whoops.

I swear, the first time I glanced at this I thought you said "backs into a bitch and dies" and I was about to get offended (well, not really). But I did get a good laugh out of it. Oh, ahem, I mean "don't die Posh, I didn't mean it."

VampiricClown

04-18-2006, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
Hello, it's a HORROR board, it's allowed to get creepy! ;)

That's not the point....Creepy in a weird, mushy kind of way....

VampiricClown

04-18-2006, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
I swear, the first time I glanced at this I thought you said "backs into a bitch and dies" and I was about to get offended (well, not really). But I did get a good laugh out of it. Oh, ahem, I mean "don't die Posh, I didn't mean it."

I thought that's what it said too...

monalisa

04-18-2006, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
That's not the point....Creepy in a weird, mushy kind of way....

Oh, lighten up. Does someone need a huggy wuggy? There, now THAT'S weird and mushy. Bleh. Not that hugs are a bad thing, oh never mind, I'll just shut up now.

VampiricClown

04-18-2006, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
Oh, lighten up. Does someone need a huggy wuggy? There, now THAT'S weird and mushy. Bleh. Not that hugs are a bad thing, oh never mind, I'll just shut up now.

*sigh*...Just not in a mushy mood...

monalisa

04-18-2006, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
*sigh*...Just not in a mushy mood...

Have a bad day?

VampiricClown

04-18-2006, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
Have a bad day?

You don't even want to know. I'm getting more and more fed up with my parents everyday. They weren't ever like this until I started making some friends for once that were there to talk to instead of them. This is gonna stop....one way or another....

monalisa

04-18-2006, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown
You don't even want to know. I'm getting more and more fed up with my parents everyday. They weren't ever like this until I started making some friends for once that were there to talk to instead of them. This is gonna stop....one way or another....

OK hon, just calm down, I don't wanna hear about you on the news or anything.
Parents want to be there for their kids and there is a time when that changes. I was close to my parents when I was young, then couldn't stand them for a while (my dad used to hit me until I started hitting back). But once I moved out, we got along fine. Now my mom is gone due to cancer and my dad is this frail old man that I try to help. Life is weird. Try to acept them for who they are (no matter how irritating that may be) at least they care about you. There's a lot of people out there who's parents couldn't give a rat's ass what happened to their kids.
They, on the other hand, have to learn to let go a bit (or a lot). Try to talk to them about that, gently. You're almost "officially" an adult. They need to learn to let go.
I hope something I said made sense or helped. You're one of my favorite people on this board and I am always willing to lend an ear, electronically or otherwise. Take care VC.

Yes Posh, same goes to you. :)

The Flayed One

04-19-2006, 03:29 AM

I'll pair up nicely with any of the gals who can slam a few beers and listen to some metal music. Then again, I'd bet there are more than a handful of guys around here who have the same criteria;)

chainleen

04-19-2006, 04:34 AM

I like beer and metal...and Jack daniels. Does that sound like I'm volunteering? heh

but I think we should be picking people and matching them with horror movie bf/gf's

I think mine would be Hannibal Lector.

bloodrayne

04-19-2006, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by The_Return
Like Bane? *sigh*...I give up....You guys are TERRIBLE matchmakers.....You're fired!:D

Although...I must admit...Even BANE is an improvement over High Priest Wise :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

The STE

04-19-2006, 11:44 AM

it's not Thomasgeorge is it? Cause TomGeorge is mine.

VampiricClown

04-19-2006, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by monalisa

They, on the other hand, have to learn to let go a bit (or a lot). Try to talk to them about that, gently. You're almost "officially" an adult. They need to learn to let go.

Even if I did something, no one but my parents and Stefanie would ever know. No ones close enough to me to really know or care. So, you won't hear about me on the news.

As far as them letting go, They won't listen to me when I try to talk about it. They only listen if it's something they want to hear, or if they ask me. My dad won't even listen to what I tell him about Stefie....He tries to tell me about her, and he's never even met her...I'm getting really tired of this...They want to know what's going on in my life, but they won't listen when I'm trying to talk about something important. Ugh....

Anyways, no one's made a match for me yet. haha, Maybe that's a good thing.

newb

04-19-2006, 12:26 PM

hmmm....some good couples....

STE & Haunted

urgeok & hammerfan

zwoti & AMK [seeing as they are both AWOL ]

Trip & Stubborn

IA75 & zero

Bloodrayne & BudMan

Kpro & SFF

kpropain

04-19-2006, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by newb

Kpro & SFF

So i guess I should put your head on the chopping block now huh? :D

Angelakillsluts

04-19-2006, 03:37 PM

I think me and Modestas would get along pretty good. :D

ItsAlive75

04-19-2006, 04:59 PM

Originally posted by newb
IA75 & zero

I don't like my "partner" to be older than me...

monalisa

04-19-2006, 05:46 PM

Originally posted by VampiricClown

Anyways, no one's made a match for me yet. haha, Maybe that's a good thing.

Yah, me either, that's OK, I know who I like. Otis! But he's not available. :(

Thomasgeorge

04-19-2006, 11:27 PM

I dont like older women niether

GorePhobia

04-20-2006, 02:04 AM

Me and Evil_Blonde

Me and Rebel Yell

cause both of those gals are amazing

STE and Haunted is a good one.

Ha ha ha and newb that Kpro and SFF brought back ALOT of memories. :)

SKOOFx

04-20-2006, 10:38 AM

Hey angelakills...

i think your perrtayyy.

:D

lol

The STE

04-20-2006, 11:42 AM

Bloodrayne and Dude Guadalupe

Yeti.13

04-20-2006, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
I dont like older women niether

So then what about older men;)

Seems as VampiricClown feels left out he can join in, he's kind a prutty!:D

Posher778

04-20-2006, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by Yeti.13
So then what about older men;)

That's a given!

Yeti.13

04-20-2006, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by Posher778
That's a given!

Well I wasn't sure after the references to his gran on his "New Game" thread:D

Posher778

04-20-2006, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Yeti.13
Well I wasn't sure after the references to his gran on his "New Game" thread:D

Haha! nice!

Elvis_Christ

04-20-2006, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
Elvis and Sedated.

Probably a more normal option than being fucked by your girlfriends penis sized clit. Must feel gross having her sack slapping against you when she makes you the bitch every night.

Spallalala

04-20-2006, 11:14 PM

And once again I say it.. Elvis go fuck yourself you wanker.

Why the fuck do you keep attacking me you asshole.

Im so sick of this constant shit with you Elvis. Why do you always feel the need to say something about me.

Stop being a retard for once in your fucking life and grow the fuck up already.

You have your problems with him. LEAVE IT WITH HIM.

Haunted

04-21-2006, 10:49 AM

This thread is about makin' sweet loooooove not war.

There may be not much
difference
Between Chairmon Mao and
Richard Nixon
If we strip them naked.

There may be not much
difference
Between Marylin Monroe and
Lenny Bruce
If we check their coffins.

There may be not much
difference
Between White House and and
Hall of People
If we count their windows.

There may be not much
difference
Between Raquel Welch and
Jerry Rubin
If we hear their heartbeat.

We are all water from
different rivers
That's why it's so easy to to meet
We are all water in this vast,
vast ocean
Someday we'll evaporate
together.

There may be not much
difference
Between Eldridge Cleaver and
Queen of England
If we bottle their tears

There may be not much
difference
Between Charles Manson and the Pope
If we press their smile

There may be not much
difference
Between Rockefeller and you
If we hear you sing.

There may be not much
difference
Between Rockefeller and you
If we show our dreams -John Lennon

meetthecreeper

04-21-2006, 10:54 AM

I see that this place hasnt changed.

Haunted

04-21-2006, 11:19 AM

I hate that you stopped here first:( "Where hunger is ugly and souls are forgotten."- Bob Dylan, "It's a Hard Rain a-Gonna Fall"

Thomasgeorge

04-21-2006, 11:36 AM

sad

Spallalala

04-21-2006, 09:49 PM

Of course it hasn't changed.. Same old shit , Same retarded people (well theres only a couple but 1 just gets on my nerves and wont shut the fuck up already).

So...this thread became shit didn't it..

:D

monalisa

04-21-2006, 09:51 PM

Originally posted by Spallalala
Of course it hasn't changed.. Same old shit , Same retarded people (well theres only a couple but 1 just gets on my nerves and wont shut the fuck up already).

So...this thread became shit didn't it..

:D

I don't care, I still like your spunk and attitude (and your avatar). :)

Spallalala

04-21-2006, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
I don't care, I still like your spunk and attitude (and your avatar). :)

haha. Thats funny. I was just thinking about changing my avatar then. But you have changed my mind. I need to go net searching anyway to find some good ones.

Anyway. Trying to think of people suited to eachother, but im having a hard time thinking.
I know sam isn't suited to anyone in here...He is just too.... hmmm is there even a word to describe him hehe. Someone make him a clone so he can be happy.

The STE

04-21-2006, 10:03 PM

I hate spunk!

monalisa

04-21-2006, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by The STE
I hate spunk!

And spunk hates you! Lighten the fuck up!!! :p

The STE

04-21-2006, 10:05 PM

http://www.nndb.com/people/313/000023244/edasner.jpg

monalisa

04-21-2006, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by The STE
http://www.nndb.com/people/313/000023244/edasner.jpg

Ha-ha, there ya go, who doesn't love Lou?

Spallalala

04-21-2006, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
And spunk hates you! Lighten the fuck up!!! :p

hah. Its ok. Thats just sam trying to be funny. Just roll with it.

The STE

04-21-2006, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by monalisa
Ha-ha, there ya go, who doesn't love Lou?

you apparently don't, as you got sand in your vagina over the Lou Grant reference

monalisa

04-21-2006, 10:10 PM

Originally posted by Spallalala
hah. Its ok. Thats just sam trying to be funny. Just roll with it.

Rollin' rollin' rollin', keep them lame logs rollin'... j/k :D

Thomasgeorge

04-23-2006, 09:26 AM

well guys I think that STE makes a point

monalisa

04-23-2006, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
well guys I think that STE makes a point

And that point would be.....? I'll probably regret asking.

Thomasgeorge

04-23-2006, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by The STE
you apparently don't, as you got sand in your vagina over the Lou Grant reference

This one

monalisa

04-23-2006, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by Thomasgeorge
This one

Sorry, I didn't really get what he meant by that. I Like Lou Grant. What am I missing? (Be nice). Yah, like you're really gonna be helpful and explain anything.

Haunted

04-23-2006, 12:59 PM

Hello my honey
Hello my baby
Hello my ragtime gal!
!

Thomasgeorge

04-23-2006, 01:02 PM

lets all join in

Haunted

04-23-2006, 05:51 PM

Okay, I give up. I'm retarded. You can beat me unpleasantly about the neck and shoulders whilest I've got a headache. Who the fuck is Lou Grant and what was the reference?

Let the jury know that there is no sand in my hoochie, a clit piercing, but no sand.