scenes that made coke shoot out your nose

[urgeok]

in an obvious attempt to keep this section alive :

what are the funniest damn scenes you've ever seen..


mine :


1) Raising Arizona .. when the 'wife swapping friend' visits the trailer with his crazy kids' (junior's learning his ABC's)

2) Napoleon Dynamite - 'can i have one of those pins ?'

3) Just Friends - trashing the christmas house

4) National Lampoons xmas vacation - the squirrel in the tree

5) johnny dangerously - i cant remember any one thing in particular - but i laughed hard

6) Noises Off - the guy who kept running out of plant money ..

7) Monty Python and the Holy Grail ... anything

8) Monty Python's Life of Brian .. the latin lesson, the space ship..

9) Whats up doc - the cart - car shase

10) Brain Doners - the ballet sequence

11) 40 year old virgin - the puke scene

12) The Phantom of the Open Hearth - the graduation dinner

13) A Christmas Story - the mall santa

14) bad news bears - remake - the look on his face when he sees the kid in the wheelchair

15) Just Visiting - the bathroom/ dinner scenes




i'll add more as i think of them

[newb]

I've never done coke.


The Pink Panther Strikes Again..when Clouseau tries to get into the castle, when he's diguised as a dentist and tries to pull Dreyfuss's tooth.

The Wedding Crashers--when Vince Vaughn's character is tied up in bed.

damn there is so many....i'm gonna have to give it more thought.

[newb]

When John Cleese's character was trying to get info from the stuttering tied up Michale Palin in A Fish Called Wanda.

The Stonehenge scene in Spinal Tap.

Albert Brooks explaining to his wife the concept of "nest egg" in Lost in America.

[newb]

Gene Hackman's scene in Young Frankenstein.

[AUSTIN316426808]

-Bull Durham -The infield meeting on the mound to discuss wedding gifts.

-Anything Carl did in Caddyshack.

-Airplane..When the stewardess was singing and knocked that guy's IV out.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by newb


The Pink Panther Strikes Again..when Clouseau tries to get into the castle, when he's diguised as a dentist and tries to pull Dreyfuss's tooth.


oh hell yeah ! thats one of mine ..

he's on the nitrous oxide and sellers face is melting !

[newb]

Originally posted by urgeok
oh hell yeah ! thats one of mine ..

he's on the nitrous oxide and sellers face is melting !

classic

http://www.phy.davidson.edu/StuHome/anselsb/pink/dr-sm.jpg




and for the record...i downloa....er......watchd the new Pink Panther with Steve Martin and it IS as bad as i thought it would be.

[Despare]

Way of the Gun when Sarah Silverman gets blasted... I didn't really expect it at the time and I just started cracking up.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Little Shop of Horrors- Jack Nicholson('60) and Bill Murray('86), same Arthur Denton character.


When Jack got loaded in Easy Rider and started talking about aliens.

[Nyarlathotep]

airplane - pretty much the whole film
porky's - lassie? the police artist line-up
kentucky fried movie - a fistful of yen
american werewolf in london - porno theatre
naked gun

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by newb
When John Cleese's character was trying to get info from the stuttering tied up Michale Palin in A Fish Called Wanda.


Not to be picky, but it was Kevin Kline's character that had Michael Palin tied up and was questioning him, not John Cleese.

[newb]

Originally posted by hammerfan
Not to be picky, but it was Kevin Kline's character that had Michael Palin tied up and was questioning him, not John Cleese.

D'OH
http://www.forcedshaving.com/wp-content/images/thumb-homersimpson.jpg

You have every right to call me on that one hammer......i'm old....i get confused.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by Nyarlathotep
airplane - pretty much the whole film
kentucky fried movie - a fistful of yen
naked gun


the saturday night fever sequence in airplane had me crying 1st time..

fistful of yen ... when he throws the transmission after the guy keeps getting back up - classic

naked gun ... absolutely ...
esp the musical montage that ended with them laughing, leaving a movie theatre like they just saw the funniest movie ever .. .. and the movie was platoon

[Yeti.13]

Most scenes in Freddy got Fingered.

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by newb
D'OH
http://www.forcedshaving.com/wp-content/images/thumb-homersimpson.jpg

You have every right to call me on that one hammer......i'm old....i get confused.

I think I'm older than you, if not, there's not that much difference in years between us. If I remember right, which I usually don't! :D

[alkytrio666]

*Pink Panther Strikes Again- The Clouseau/ Kato fight

*Airplane- The bar flashback ("Staying Alive ")

*Swingers- The "I'm gonna make Wayne Gretsky's head bleed" scene

*Office Space- "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangster "

*Life of Brian- "Hey! Those are my junifer berry bushes!"

*Evil Dead 2- The hysterics scene where everything is laughing...wow

I could go on forever...

(Good thread, Urge)

[filmmaker2]

MAN. You told me you were never gonna do this kind of thing again!

GUY IN BED. I never promised you any such thing.

MAN. Not you, you twit, HER.

WOMAN IN BED. I've never even seen you before in my life!

MAN. Oh. Sorry. (leaves)

[Posher778]

Scary Movie 3 : The beginning scene with pamela anderson.

Airplane: the whole movie

[urgeok]

Originally posted by alkytrio666
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*Swingers- The "I'm gonna make Wayne Gretsky's head bleed" scene

[/B]


for me it was the 'dont ever call me again' scene - with the answering machine .. pure gold.

[Yellow Jacket]

Waiting...- The whole movie

40-Year-Old-Virgin- All of the erection scenes

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector- The whole movie (yeah, so sue me. But i liked it)

Swingers- "This is the man behind the behind the man behind the man."

Office Space- The whole movie

Anchorman- The Whole Movie

There's more that I'll add later.

[Posher778]

Oh, and scary movie 3 again, with the news reporter reading the tv lines, and them typing all kinds of stuff on it.

[Despare]

40-Year-Old-Virgin

Oh yeah, forgot about that movie for a second lol.
The ending was see to believe, great stuff.

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by urgeok
for me it was the 'dont ever call me again' scene - with the answering machine .. pure gold.

Haha, ah yes. Very good scene.

Swingers is such a down-to-earth comedy. Believable, not over the top, very funny in a mellow, stylish way.

[Elvis_Christ]

A bunch of stuff in The Idiots..... this flick almost made me cry too.

I was trying to describe a scene that cracked me up but its one of those you had to be there kinda jokes and I really don't want to ruin any of this film for anyone..... the scene Im talking about involves a idiot and a bus :D

The "I don't fucken like smart cunts" sequence in Bad Boy Bubby is always a side splitter to me aswell.

Great movies. I recommend them to those who haven't seen it.

[mothermold]

Fletch
Receptionist: May I help you Dr...?
Fletch: Oh, it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosenrosen, I'm here to get to the records room.
Receptionist: What was that name again?
Fletch: It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.
Receptionist: Dr. who?
Fletch: Dr. Rosen. Where's the records room?

Revenge Of the Nerds-any scene with "Booger" in it(What the fuck are robster craws?)

Bottle Rocket-the safe cracking part

Safemen-Sam Rockwell owns that movie

Who's Harry Crumb-the sprinkler scene

Monty Python:The Quest for the Holy Grail-several scenes esp. the "is she a witch?" part

Sideways-when he steals Mile's wallet back and the chase ensues

Coming to America-I laughed my ass off that entire film

I'm Gonna Get You Sucka-death by gold(How'd he go to the bathroom?)

Chopper-"that explains the limp" part

Throw Mama From the Train-the old women is priceless

Moving-the whole film

Dumb and Dumber-several scenes including the "What's soup de jour?" part.

Caddyshack-Ted Knight and Rodney Dangerfield(Now I know why tigers eat their young)

Rolling Kansas-the severed nose at the diner part

Windy City Heat-the whole film esp. the bathroom scene(What's that sound?It's my ass farting!)

House Party 1 and 2-several scenes+Bernie Mac


.....and on.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by mothermold

Bottle Rocket-the safe cracking part

Dumb and Dumber-several scenes including the "What's soup de jour?" part.



i forgot those 2 ..

Bottle Rocket .. the guy wouldnt stop touching the gun

Dumb and Dumber - the snow fight and the cane whacking entrance to the benefit gala (in those hideous tuxedos)

[noctuary]

Two words: The Aristocrats.

Also, many scenes in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas sent me into hysterics. Anyone who's spent time around drug people will likely find this movie to be as hilarious as I did.

[mothermold]

Originally posted by urgeok
Bottle Rocket .. the guy wouldnt stop touching the gun


Dignan: Who tripped the alarm, man?
Anthony: It's the fire alarm!
Dignan: Who tripped the fire alarm?
Anthony: IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THIS FUCKING SMOKE!

I came close pissing myself several times.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by mothermold
Dignan: Who tripped the alarm, man?
Anthony: It's the fire alarm!
Dignan: Who tripped the fire alarm?
Anthony: IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL THIS FUCKING SMOKE!

I came close pissing myself several times.

thats one of my all time favorite films ..

suprisingly few people know it though ..

[knife_fight]

Dignan: [points to Bob] He's out.
[points to Anthony]
Dignan: And you're out, too. And I dont think I'm in, either. No gang!


and that part where "Future Man" (snicker) tells Dignan that he looks like a little banana.


my most recent moment was watching "Blood Freak." pretty much the whole movie, but especially the parts with the fat dude and the bald guy in the "lab". plus I kept calling the main character Wolverine, which made me imagine that it was Wolverine who was doing all that stuff (like getting high and turning into a giant turkey). so that was some good shit too.

[Posher778]

i agree with alky. evil dead 2, with the room and everything is laughing. i laughed until i almost threw up!

[The_Return]

Anyone mention Bruce Almighty yet? Im pretty tired of the movie in general, but the newsdesk scene where he's messing with Evan [Steve Carell] is one of the funniest things Ive ever seen.

How bout the game of pool in Shot in the Dark? So many great moments during that...my favourite being "You killed her in a rit of fealous jage!".

[Tat2]

Originally posted by The_Return
Anyone mention Bruce Almighty yet? Im pretty tired of the movie in general, but the newsdesk scene where he's messing with Evan [Steve Carell] is one of the funniest things Ive ever seen.




This was funnier than hell!

A few of my favorites...

Dumb and Dumber: When Jeff Daniels is using the chicks bathroom and has bowel issues. I cried laughing so hard.

Monty Python and the Holly Grail: The whole movie, but my favorite is the Black Knight fighting scene.

Airplane!: Again, the whole film was great!

Young Frankenstein: Gene Hackman/blind man scene, any scene with Marty Feldman as Igor in it.

Scary Movie 2: The Exorcist scene with James Woods.

Evil Roy Slade: Here is a rare one. Hard to find but it is out there. Funnier than hell!! and one hell of a cast! (John Astin, Dick Shawn, Milton Berle, Micky Rooney, Edie Adams, Dom DeLuise, Ed Begley Jr., Penny Marshall, Pamela Austin). I found it online about two months ago.

Johnny Dangerously: Funny all the way through. My Favorite scenes involve the other crime boss "You fargin sunny-bitch...imma gonna cut off your dwork and shove it upa your arseahole!"

There are tons more!

:D

[Posher778]

Originally posted by The_Return
Anyone mention Bruce Almighty yet? Im pretty tired of the movie in general, but the newsdesk scene where he's messing with Evan [Steve Carell] is one of the funniest things Ive ever seen.

How bout the game of pool in Shot in the Dark? So many great moments during that...my favourite being "You killed her in a rit of fealous jage!".

Best part of Bruce was the "back to you FUCKERS!" line.

[The_Return]

Originally posted by Posher778
Best part of Bruce was the "back to you FUCKERS!" line.

Haha, that whole scene was pretty good...but nowhere near as funny as messing with Even:D

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by The_Return
Haha, that whole scene was pretty good...but nowhere near as funny as messing with Even:D

I agree with you that nothing was funnier than the fucking with Evan scene. This is why I love Steve Carrell!

Another scene where coke came out of my nose (I can't say that with a straight face) was pretty much the whole movie of The 40-Year-Old Virgin. But, if I had to pick one specific scene, it'd be the one where Leslie Mann is driving the car drunk and crashes into the parked car and blurts out "That fucker came out of nowhere!". Funny as hell!

[alkytrio666]

Originally posted by The_Return
How bout the game of pool in Shot in the Dark? So many great moments during that...my favourite being "You killed her in a rit of fealous jage!".

Ahhh. I just hit myself in the head.

Of COURSE!

One of the greatest comedies ever made.

I love the nudist colony scene.

[Festered]

The Borat 69.

[The Mothman]

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8) Monty Python's Life of Brian .. the space ship..



funniest scene I have ever witnessed, nearly crapped my pants.

[The Mothman]

scary movie 4- movie itself was horrible, but this scene had me in tears. especially the end.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WIj7AqDp1c

[Festered]

I hope I live long enough to see an interview with an elderly Tom Cruise, where he says "Yea, I was in a place back then, a very bad place..." lmao