View Full Version : Touch my penis for only $1.00 !
MisterSadistro
03-28-2006, 01:06 AM
Sorry. I just love to come up with outrageous thread titles when I'm drunk since they show up on the main board here LOL
I seriously would not let you touch my penis for $1.00 unless:
A) It was cash
B) Your hands were clean
I bet this thread gets more looks than any new ones tonight. Shame on all of you. Good night :P
CK
Spallalala
03-28-2006, 02:11 AM
Sad young man.
yourlastmistake
03-28-2006, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Sorry. I just love to come up with outrageous thread titles when I'm drunk since they show up on the main board here LOL
I seriously would not let you touch my penis for $1.00 unless:
A) It was cash
B) Your hands were clean
CK
Not no, not hell no, but hell fuck no!
Thomasgeorge
03-28-2006, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by Spallalala
Sad young man.
I know as if anyone would want to touch it
Despare
03-28-2006, 03:28 AM
Herpes cost $1.00 now!? I remember when it was free!
;)
VampiricClown
03-28-2006, 08:40 AM
Not even for $1,000....
Soloman Kane
03-28-2006, 09:50 AM
Not even if you washed it & blew dried it.
Haunted
03-28-2006, 10:01 AM
Can I use those purple latex gloves, and be sure and have a bottle of that sanitizing gel on hand, for you and for me.
monalisa
03-28-2006, 04:03 PM
Seriously icky thread. Bleh.
Posher778
03-28-2006, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by monalisa
Seriously icky thread. Bleh.
Exactly.
Spallalala
03-29-2006, 12:44 AM
Oh...the mental images.. I dont need to endure more. I mean as if class wasn't enough with the teacher saying "squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze" really really fast.
ewwwwwwww
MisterSadistro
03-29-2006, 02:57 AM
True, very true. This was a testing ground. Considering no penises were actually touched or hurt during this experiment, this thread got 163 views within a 24 hour period. That's a lot (even by non-penis toucher standards LOL). Considering my non-spamming standards, I could tell a lot of people about my movies in a very short time and that word could travel pretty quickly. Of course I wouldn't be me if I ever did such a thing :)
CK
stubbornforgey
03-29-2006, 02:10 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
look at the replies..
You actually got replies ..
holy fuckin 'ell'
MisterSadistro
03-30-2006, 02:53 AM
Damn. There's not many replies, but the views themselves are through the roof. Ya know what this means ? If and when I decided to go evil and spam whatever the hell it that I supposedly do, I would already have a collective audience. Scary.
CK
Elvis_Christ
03-30-2006, 04:35 AM
You thinkin' about spamming us huh? Sadistro goes to the darkside :eek:
RagbagGeorge
04-01-2006, 04:33 AM
thats gross
PR3SSUR3
04-01-2006, 06:43 AM
Not as gross as your posts, Ragbag.
:p
RagbagGeorge
04-01-2006, 09:33 AM
Mission accomplished:p