View Full Version : please, help me...please!
October
03-24-2006, 05:44 PM
ok, so this is my desperate search and i need everyone's help.
give me a list of the most twisted shit you have ever seen,m or have knowledge of.
i mean messed up stuff.
(assuming we cant swear....)
but yeah...
if you only know of one.... thats cool, but i need the nam,es of the most twisted sh*t ever made.
please.
oh, hi im new by the way.....
AmericanManiac
03-24-2006, 05:47 PM
This thread :eek: *runs away and hides in a dark corner*
I'm assuming your talking about movies.
because i use to live with my mother-in-law and walk in the bathroom by accident..........brrrrr.....talk about messed up.
AmericanManiac
03-24-2006, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by newb
I'm assuming your talking about movies.
because i use to live with my mother-in-law and walk in the bathroom by accident..........brrrrr.....talk about messed up.
This is a true story similar to yours, I was taking a shit on the pot and I ran out of toliet paper so I walked out to the kitchen cause there was none left in the bathroom and got some and started whiping my ass right there and my mother-in-law walked in, I bet that was the most fucked up thing she ever seen :p
October
03-24-2006, 05:53 PM
no really!
so many things i have seen and nothing gets to me, i think something might be wrong......
seven, saw, frailty, strangeland, the cell.
some of my favorites, but not what i would call 'disterbing'. i really just want to see the best of the best. ill do whatever it takes.
Originally posted by October
no really!
so many things i have seen and nothing gets to me, i think something might be wrong......
seven, saw, frailty, strangeland, the cell.
some of my favorites, but not what i would call 'disterbing'. i really just want to see the best of the best. ill do whatever it takes.
We have such sites to show you.
but not now....i gotta pee
AmericanManiac
03-24-2006, 06:06 PM
Then i'll send you a copy of my movie when I get it done :D That is what I do when I write is look see if it will be a sick fucking scene, and people will get sick to their stomach and love it forever :)
Haunted
03-24-2006, 06:33 PM
Uh... swearing is allowed and often encouraged.
I here "I Spit on Your Grave," is pretty twisted, but I won't watch it. I don't like rape scenes.
Originally posted by Haunted
Uh... swearing is allowed and often encouraged.
I here "I Spit on Your Grave," is pretty twisted, but I won't watch it. I don't like rape scenes.
Hey...no fucking swearing on this fucking site.
from George Carlin....its a long read but it is funny.
"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.
We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large. All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.
And words, you know the seven don't you? Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits, wow. Tits doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn Tits and Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.
Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like cocksucker and motherfucker. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you. CocksuckerMotherfuckerCocksucker. It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.
And we mentioned shit earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. Piss and Cunt. The reason Piss and Cunt are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind Fuck and Shit, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you fuckers, I am going to tinkle now.'
And of course the word Fuck. The word Fuck, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word fuck is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often. And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word fuck, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna fuck ya now. But we're gonna fuck ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' rap on that word. I hope so.
Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.
But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cock crowed three times.''Hey, the cock the cock crowed three times. It's in the bible.' There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Curt Gowdy [mis-spelled in original transcription. -ed.] to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no."
October
03-24-2006, 06:39 PM
sick to my stomach eh?
sorry but i highly doubt it. i can sit through anything.
thanks for the heads up on the swearing thing.
makes things easier....
October
03-24-2006, 06:41 PM
haha! thats a good one!!!!
Originally posted by October
sick to my stomach eh?
sorry but i highly doubt it. i can sit through anything.
Try watching "Thats So Raven"
http://www.serienjunkies.de/ThatsSoRaven/thatssoraven.jpg
October
03-24-2006, 06:47 PM
ok, come on now, be reasonable!
and what the hell is little boo?
my new little pet name?
Posher778
03-24-2006, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by October
sick to my stomach eh?
sorry but i highly doubt it. i can sit through anything.
thanks for the heads up on the swearing thing.
makes things easier....
None of the movies you mentioned were disturbing in the least compared to what's out there.
Haunted
03-24-2006, 06:49 PM
Back in the 70's when The Exorcist first appeared on the big screen, people were leaving the theatre they were so frightened. The truth is that today, we really haven't produced something that really grabs hold of the subconscious and just rips you to shreds. Books are a better way of finding something really twisted. I suggest something by the infamous Marquis de Sade, because the movies, while maybe being good for a little thrill, they aren't terrifying.
Of course, Silent Hill has yet to come out. I'm hoping against hope that will at least be pretty freaky...please...
October
03-24-2006, 06:49 PM
i know, thats what i said.
and if you know so much, can ya help me out?
October
03-24-2006, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Of course, Silent Hill has yet to come out. I'm hoping against hope that will at least be pretty freaky...please...
im hoping as well, but it'll probably just rate 'eye candy'.
Posher778
03-24-2006, 06:54 PM
Hey, i'm gonna try and be nice, can you watch the double posts? It irks everybody. Little Boo means you have very few posts, nothing more. If you want an extreme film check under modern horror and look for some threads. I spit on your grave, like said before is pretty extreme. If you want nasty try cannibal holocaust, or IMO Dead Alive.
And for the record.......
I am... NEVER... nice. ask anyone.
Sorry....with a name like "little boo"...we can't help you much.
Try this one....its very scary.
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/95/162495.jpg
October
03-24-2006, 07:03 PM
ok. look. i know im new.
i dont fucking know you people.
all i want is to get some new material. i figured people in a place like this would know of some, but if not, thats cool.
if you could point me in the semi right direction i can take it from there. just kjeep in mind,m while you're screwing the new kid in, that you dont fucking know me. got it?
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by October
ok. look. i know im new.
i dont fucking know you people.
all i want is to get some new material. i figured people in a place like this would know of some, but if not, thats cool.
if you could point me in the semi right direction i can take it from there. just kjeep in mind,m while you're screwing the new kid in, that you dont fucking know me. got it?
sir yes sir........ get over it. I tried to help you so don't give me this shit. See, this is where i'm coming from, any time I do something nice for someone it fucking blows up in my face. read my post before throwing rage at people.
October
03-24-2006, 07:06 PM
nasty doesnt always make something fucked up.
but it doesnt hurt.
i want something garanteed to give me nightmares, or something like that.
something that'll really truly scare me.
Haunted
03-24-2006, 07:06 PM
Hang on, guys, I was thinking about this just yesterday.
What IS out that that remains frightening to many of us or has been released within, say, the past 10 years that was pretty frightening? I mean, I still don't like the part with Sloth sin in Seven, but I can totally deal with it. However, there's really not been anything, recently, that has made even the bravest of us have a tiny minute little twinge to cover our eyes.
The Ring was good, a little eerie, especially the death rictus upon the faces of Samara's victims. It wasn't the best, but it had it's moments. They did an okay job with the lighting too.
The plethora of neo-slasher flicks were shit. I still don't understand the appeal of Scream. I thought that was one of the worst piece of shit films I've ever seen. However, some people thought it was neat, and I won't fault them for it.
I haven't checked out "Stay Alive" as it just opened tonight, but I'm sure we'll hear something soon from our compadres.
etc...
I'm still waiting for that one new film that really has me up late o' nights.
October
03-24-2006, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
sir yes sir........ get over it. I tried to help you so don't give me this shit. See, this is where i'm coming from, any time I do something nice for someone it fucking blows up in my face. read my post before throwing rage at people.
read it, dont care.
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by October
read it, dont care.
Well, congratulations on proving my point, and, have fun elsewhere.
Hey....your not "little boo" anymore "scares little kids".
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:12 PM
Don't encourage him. Dammit now i'm pissed off again..... errgh.
October
03-24-2006, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
I haven't checked out "Stay Alive" as it just opened tonight, but I'm sure we'll hear something soon from our compadres.
saw it.
it was cute. decent story.
the base of the story really is true, which is cool.
october is actually the name of one of the characters. i chose it cuz one i liked it for a real person, and too i didnt want to use any of the names i usually use.
kinda to hide my tracks....
AmericanManiac
03-24-2006, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
Hey, i'm gonna try and be nice, can you watch the double posts? It irks everybody. Little Boo means you have very few posts, nothing more. If you want an extreme film check under modern horror and look for some threads. I spit on your grave, like said before is pretty extreme. If you want nasty try cannibal holocaust, or IMO Dead Alive.
And for the record.......
I am... NEVER... nice. ask anyone.
^ Complete Dick :p
http://home.comcast.net/~justyn.howard/fat-woman.jpg If that doesnt make you sick you are really fucked up! And get used to it every picks on the new people no matter where you are here, work, new kid at school stop crying and have some fucking fun ! Everyone here the "usual" are really fucking cool although sometimes we get in each others faces, but it always turns out good. I love being a member here, if you can't take it get the fuck out of here !
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:14 PM
AM don't call me a dick for that post, that was one of the nice things i've said to someone like that, and really not the best time... I'm doing what I can here!
monalisa
03-24-2006, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by AmericanManiac
This is a true story similar to yours, I was taking a shit on the pot and I ran out of toliet paper so I walked out to the kitchen cause there was none left in the bathroom and got some and started whiping my ass right there and my mother-in-law walked in, I bet that was the most fucked up thing she ever seen :p
LOL That is really funny, but I have to ask, why do you keep toilet paper in your kitchen?
Originally posted by AmericanManiac
^ Complete Dick :p
http://home.comcast.net/~justyn.howard/fat-woman.jpg If that doesnt make you sick you are really fucked up! And get used to it every picks on the new people no matter where you are here, work, new kid at school stop crying and have some fucking fun ! Everyone here the "usual" are really fucking cool although sometimes we get in each others faces, but it always turns out good. I love being a member here, if you can't take it get the fuck out of here !
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT POSTING MY SISTERS PICS?
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:15 PM
You know... that just occured to me too... Interesting choice of location:D
October
03-24-2006, 07:15 PM
love the pic.
and i am used to it. used to stirring things up. im not scared of the neighborhood bully. im not going away, and im just showing some teeth for later.
its a strategy.
October
03-24-2006, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
You know... that just occured to me too... Interesting choice of location:D
huh?
AmericanManiac
03-24-2006, 07:17 PM
LOL, it was a paper towl I hadn't ran to the store yet :rolleyes: let me tell you my butthole was sore after using that rough paper towl shit ! :p
Edit : I have a question for you October, how can a "scary movie be cute ? " Just wondering.
October
03-24-2006, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
AM don't call me a dick for that post, that was one of the nice things i've said to someone like that, and really not the best time... I'm doing what I can here!
aw....i feel special!!!!!
thank you!
psst...im a chick. tehehe
Originally posted by October
im not going away, and im just showing some teeth for later.
Which brings us back to my mother-in-law in the bathroom..........*shudder*
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by October
aw....i feel special!!!!!
thank you!
psst...im a chick. tehehe
I don't care if your the demon seed of fuckin davy jones! And you should feel special, read my posts from the last few days.
Love that quote.
Marroe
03-24-2006, 07:21 PM
Oh wow.....and I thought I was fat.
AmericanManiac
03-24-2006, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by newb
Which brings us back to my mother-in-law in the bathroom..........*shudder*
LOL , they really need to put a chat room on here I would be losing my mind.
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Oh wow.....and I thought I was fat.
eek Marroe, no one thinks your fat, stop going into the funhouse of mirrors.
Originally posted by Posher778
I don't care if your the demon seed of fuckin davy jones! And you should feel special, read my posts from the last few days.
Love that quote.
the cutest monkee...by far.
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/davy-jones.jpg
October
03-24-2006, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by AmericanManiac
Edit : I have a question for you October, how can a "scary movie be cute ? " Just wondering.
i dont know, it just is.
it made me laugh, it was cute. ammusing.
Originally posted by Marroe
Oh wow.....and I thought I was fat.
You ain't fat girl....you got it going on.
why did i just turn black?
Marroe
03-24-2006, 07:24 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
eek Marroe, no one thinks your fat, stop going into the funhouse of mirrors. :o sorry
That lady there could swaller me whole, and still have room for a few more of you.
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by newb
the cutest monkee...by far.
http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/davy-jones.jpg
Honestly... I don't get it.
Originally posted by Posher778
Honestly... I don't get it.
Just my age showing.
Marroe
03-24-2006, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by newb
You ain't fat girl....you got it going on.
why did i just turn black? *does that head/shoulder roll thing and sticks ass out*
monalisa
03-24-2006, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by AmericanManiac
Edit : I have a question for you October, how can a "scary movie be cute ? " Just wondering.
If it's got Otis in it! ;) OK, perhaps cute isn't the right word, but...yum yum yum yum....
http://www.flipsideweb.com/websiteimagesi-q/monkees-same-lp.JPG
Haunted
03-24-2006, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by AmericanManiac
LOL , they really need to put a chat room on here I would be losing my mind.
DUDE!! You're the one talking about taking a shit, running into the kitchen, mother-in-law in toe, wiping your ass with a paper towel, and THEN informing us of how raw your cornhole was.:D
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! You're losing your mind? I'm about to lose my dinner, which happened to be Mexican.
I just realized where you would take that comment, so don't.:D
Marroe
03-24-2006, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by monalisa
If it's got Otis in it! ;) OK, perhaps cute isn't the right word, but...yum yum yum yum.... There is indeed something very sexy about that man.
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
*does that head/shoulder roll thing and sticks ass out*
*hyperventilates* Please! I'm just a minor! Just Kidding. I still think that was an awesome picture of you on the picture thread somewhere.
Marroe
03-24-2006, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
*hyperventilates* Please! I'm just a minor! Just Kidding. I still think that was an awesome picture of you on the picture thread somewhere. sorry, sweetie..I'm from St. Louis ("Da Lou" as Nelly be sayin') and my ghettoness gets the best of me.
monalisa
03-24-2006, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
:o sorry
That lady there could swaller me whole, and still have room for a few more of you.
Ack, there's a picture I didn't need in my head! :p
Haunted
03-24-2006, 07:35 PM
Good evening, my name is Heather, and I also think that Otis is sexy. I'd prefer him to shave the beard into a mischievous goatee, but "beggars can't be choosers," as the saying goes. I mean hell, I even found him sexy in the death mask makeup.
There, I feel better...I *sob* got it *sob* off my shoulders *breaks into tears*
Posher778
03-24-2006, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
sorry, sweetie..I'm from St. Louis ("Da Lou" as Nelly be sayin') and my ghettoness gets the best of me.
Oh, st. Louis huh? I forgive you.
October
03-24-2006, 07:41 PM
wow, i left for a second and got so very lost.
Originally posted by October
wow, i left for a second and got so very lost.
it happens
http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/articles/image/lost/gilligan_lost.jpg
monalisa
03-24-2006, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Good evening, my name is Heather, and I also think that Otis is sexy. I'd prefer him to shave the beard into a mischievous goatee, but "beggars can't be choosers," as the saying goes. I mean hell, I even found him sexy in the death mask makeup.
There, I feel better...I *sob* got it *sob* off my shoulders *breaks into tears*
OMG it's OA! ;)
Elvis_Christ
03-24-2006, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Oh wow.....and I thought I was fat.
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Marroe
03-24-2006, 10:56 PM
why you mean muggin' me?
Elvis_Christ
03-24-2006, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
why you mean muggin' me?
You know why
Marroe
03-24-2006, 11:00 PM
cos I think it's sexy, huh?
Elvis_Christ
03-24-2006, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
cos I think it's sexy, huh?
Heh I like my ladies kinky :)
Haunted
03-25-2006, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by Marroe
sorry, sweetie..I'm from St. Louis ("Da Lou" as Nelly be sayin') and my ghettoness gets the best of me.
You know, in the UK, "da lou," would be the ghetto way of saying "da toilet." I'm not cracking on your city. I've never been there, but my dad said it's pretty cool.
I just thought that was kind of funny/neat on Nelly's part. Maybe he should have thought the better of what he was saying.
Originally posted by Haunted
You know, in the UK, "da lou," would be the ghetto way of saying "da toilet." I'm not cracking on your city. I've never been there, but my dad said it's pretty cool.
I just thought that was kind of funny/neat on Nelly's part. Maybe he should have thought the better of what he was saying.
having been to St. Louis - I think Nellie was just being open and honest - St. Louis is "Da Lou"
AmericanManiac
03-25-2006, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
DUDE!! You're the one talking about taking a shit, running into the kitchen, mother-in-law in toe, wiping your ass with a paper towel, and THEN informing us of how raw your cornhole was.:D
Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! You're losing your mind? I'm about to lose my dinner, which happened to be Mexican.
I just realized where you would take that comment, so don't.:D
I am not going to say anything :p
I also think OTIS is one sexy bitch ! Wait did I just say that out loud ? Ok forget that statement look at this shiny medal object i'm holding in my hand. http://www.MyOnlineImages.com/Members/jonerikwb/images/untitled.bmp
monalisa
03-25-2006, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by AmericanManiac
I am not going to say anything :p
I also think OTIS is one sexy bitch ! Wait did I just say that out loud ? Ok forget that statement look at this shiny medal object i'm holding in my hand. http://www.MyOnlineImages.com/Members/jonerikwb/images/untitled.bmp
Well, I was going to fuss at you for calling Otis a bitch, but then I went to your website and read about your father. I'm very sorry to hear that he passed away. My mom passed away on 11/28/2005 and I keep thinking of all things I wish I would have told her, could I have done better to help her in her last days. We were very close and I hope I did the best I could, but you always have doubts after the fact. Tuesday is dad's 80 birthday, so my brother and I are trying to congure up something to do for him. He and mom were never into big festive parties and I don't know how much he'll feel like celebrating, but we're going to try to do something.
Sorry, I guess I brought this thread down a bit. Just love your family and friends every day. None of us knows what tomorrow may bring. Sorry, gotta get a Kleenex now, then I'll go back to being my usual smart-ass self (oh boy, bet ya can't wait for that!).
And yes, Otis is sexy, I wish he was MY bitch, love slave, whatever...
Haunted
03-25-2006, 06:30 AM
My gran died in June of last year, but it seems like yesterday. You know something that struck me as weird? I didn't cry at her funeral. I sorta chalk that up to it being a totally Christian funeral, and I couldn't really feel it. However, to this day, I get really sad when I go in her room or tell a story. She had a very dry wit. Sometimes I still get fehklempt or cry a little. Once in a while, I'll break down.
She practically raised me considering my parents worked all of the time. She was so cool, and Goddess could she make a pot of turnip greens and cornbread or any kind of good southern cuisine...ain't talking about chitterlings either...nasty shit. (I have no Southern accent for some strange reason. Bloodrayne can verify that. However, as far as food goes, there's nothing on this earth like turnip greens covered in hot pepper juice and cornbread baked in an iron skillet, except maybe chicken tika masala and lamb kema nan).