View Full Version : Dark Matter. Can't See It. Or Touch It. But, It's There...
The Creator
03-14-2006, 03:25 PM
Supernatural thrillers. Into the unknown we go. Seen it all before, we think. Hoping to see something new... to eject us out of our theatre or living seats. We've seen it all. The Sixth Sense, The Ring, Constantine, Poltergeist...
Not this time. All you who dare to enter the realm of "The Curse of the Shadow People**" shall not return feeling "What the...?"
**Shadow people, beings, entities are a known worldwide phenomenon such as ghosts, apparitions, demons, and other inter-dimensional, shape-shifting night stalkers.
The_Return
03-14-2006, 03:27 PM
:rolleyes:
Elvis_Christ
03-14-2006, 03:29 PM
Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie
as MC Angry would say:
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
Fuck up, cunt.
Posher778
03-14-2006, 03:40 PM
spam
AUSTIN316426808
03-14-2006, 03:41 PM
Make yourself useful and go test bungee cords.
Nyarlathotep
03-14-2006, 03:41 PM
Dark Matter. Can't See It. Or Touch It. But, It's There...
bit like a sober irishman
Haunted
03-14-2006, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie
as MC Angry would say:
LMAO!!!!
Nice Breakfast Club reference, EC!
You know us, "We eat ham and jam and SPAM a lot," and personally, I think it tastes like SHIT. Even with cheese....
mothermold
03-14-2006, 03:45 PM
...
alkytrio666
03-14-2006, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by The Creator
Supernatural thrillers. Into the unknown we go. Seen it all before, we think. Hoping to see something new... to eject us out of our theatre or living seats. We've seen it all. The Sixth Sense, The Ring, Constantine, Poltergeist...
Not this time. All you who dare to enter the realm of "The Curse of the Shadow People**" shall not return feeling "What the...?"
All you production companies seeking a unique trip "into another dimension of sight and sound" leave the name of your production company and The Creator will contact you via official published sources (if you're there)(no emails) with a query about my screenplay, "The Curse of the Shadow People".
**Shadow people, beings, entities are a known worldwide phenomenon such as ghosts, apparitions, demons, and other inter-dimensional, shape-shifting night stalkers.
Dude, that sounds really cool. I'll buy it off you...
...in HELL! MWA-HA-HAHAHA!
Dude Guadalupe
03-14-2006, 07:02 PM
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VampiricClown
03-14-2006, 07:23 PM
Spammer!
Has anyone noticed the over-flow of spammers lately?
The STE
03-14-2006, 07:25 PM
The Creator
03-15-2006, 12:10 AM
Lord of the Dark Shadows...
Haunted
03-15-2006, 05:00 AM
Yo! Don't be summoning on MY message board. As one of the OFFICIAL Witches of HDC, I'll be forced to reach down your throat and pull your colon out of your mouth. Don't think I can't do it. It's something I reserve for the most dastardly spammers, and you fall under that catergory.
zomb5150
03-15-2006, 05:03 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Yo! Don't be summoning on MY message board. As one of the OFFICIAL Witches of HDC, I'll be forced to reach down your throat and pull your colon out of your mouth. Don't think I can't do it. It's something I reserve for the most dastardly spammers, and you fall under that catergory.
...sounds painfull
Haunted
03-15-2006, 05:10 AM
Yeah, but if he really pisses me off, I won't use my hand. I'll use a pair of red hot cast iron tongs so other parts of him will stick to the heat of the tongs and rip other shit out too.
:D :D
The Creator
03-15-2006, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Yeah, but if he really pisses me off, I won't use my hand. I'll use a pair of red hot cast iron tongs so other parts of him will stick to the heat of the tongs and rip other shit out too. :D :D
It's not nice to say nasties about The Lord of the Dark Shadows...
its coming up,
its coming up,
its coming up,
its dare
Posher778
03-15-2006, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by The Creator
It's not nice to say nasties about The Lord of the Dark Shadows...
Wait...... that's your scary monster? ahhh... a guy with red eyes whose black... ahhh......... *dies*
Haunted
03-15-2006, 03:01 PM
In the words of Fat Bastard, "I've bigger chunks of corrn in my crrap!"
The Creator
03-15-2006, 03:03 PM
YOU LIKE THE LORD OF THE DARK SHADOWS STORY! TELL ME AGAIN! YOU REALLY, REALLY LIKE IT!
Haunted
03-15-2006, 03:06 PM
You know, in North Carolina, you get fifty dollars if you commit a crazy person to any of the state hospitals for the insane.
(I actually don't classify as insane, so when you're committing The Creator, don't even think of coming for me.)
stubbornforgey
03-15-2006, 03:10 PM
hahahahaha..while i was reading the title ..
i was expecting to hear the twilight zone theme.
Posher778
03-15-2006, 03:18 PM
i was hoping to have some tomatoes to throw... but sadly... all i have is this... boooooo.
MoonLit Meadow
03-15-2006, 05:29 PM
The MOMO who started this thread makes me want to disappear for a couple of more months :p
Haunted
03-15-2006, 05:44 PM
Explain MOMO... What's that mean?
The Creator
03-15-2006, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Explain MOMO... What's that mean?
"Maker Of Much Originality"
The Lord of Dark Shadows Knows...
MoonLit Meadow
03-15-2006, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Haunted
Explain MOMO... What's that mean?
HAHAHA...it's just a word that me and one of my good friends always use...I don't even know WHY ;) It just means MORON ;)
MoonLit Meadow
03-15-2006, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by The Creator
"Maker Of Much Originality"
The Lord of Dark Shadows Knows...
HAR HAR HAR. SURELY YOU JEST.
Not even close...DODO ;)
Originally posted by The Creator
"Maker Of Much Originality"
The Lord of Dark Shadows Knows...
Maker Of Monkey Orgasm
Haunted
03-16-2006, 11:18 AM
The Lord of Darkshadows, huh? Did you lie about your age when joining this forum?
I mean, Jesus Christ, that is so... so... indicative of some one with the IQ of 30 or less.
I mean, parrots are more creative AND less annoying.
You're not really human are you?
The STE
03-16-2006, 11:51 AM
of course not, he's the goddamn Lord of motherfucking Dark Shadows, motherfucker! And he knooooows! Dot dot dot