who has a shit list?

[stubbornforgey]

Damn..i had to add one of these
..the topic came up in my p.m as an innocent remark.
Honestly ppl..I do not have one..
as i explained to the author..'quote
I deal with the person and the problem
there on the spot..enquote, and I actually move on..
its no skin of my nose if you don't like what i said but em still here when you stop sulking..
Who has one and why..??
Try if you can..to not name them..hahahahahaha

[noctuary]

I do, but it's really just people that I know in real life. No one on the internet really upsets me enough to make my shit list.

[BudMan]

Ghost Shit

You know you've shit. There's shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.



Teflon Coated Shit

Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of shit on the toilet paper, you have to look in the bowl to be sure you did it!



Gooey Shit

This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your ass 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This shit leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.



Second Thought Shit

You're all done wiping your ass and you're about to stand up when you realize it.....you've got some more.



Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Shit

This kind is the kind of shit that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.



Bali Belly Shit

You shit so much you lose 5 kilos.



Right Now Shit

You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.



King Kong or Commode Choker Shit

This shit is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of shit usually happens at someone else's house.



Wet Cheeks Shit

This shit hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your ass wet.



Wish Shit

You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no shit!



Cement Block or Oh God Shit

You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you shit.



Snake Shit

This shit is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.



Cork Shit (Also Known as Floater Shit)

Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This shit usually happens at someone else's house.



Mexican Food Shit (also called Screamers)

You'll know it's alright to eat again when your asshole stops burning.



Beer Drunk Shit

This happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit doesn't smell too bad, but this shit is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of shit also usually happens at someone else's house.



The Frightened Turtle

The kind of shit that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in



The Bungee Shit

The kind of shit that just hangs off your ass before it falls into the water.



The Ring of Fire Shit

The kind of shit where you eat really spicy food and your asshole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.



The Crippler

The kind of shit where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.



The Big Bobber

The kind of shit that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.



The Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

The kind of shit that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.



The Incredible Hulk Shit

The king of shit that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.



The Jack the Ripper Shit

The kind of shit that yanks out the hair of your ass as it pushes its way out.



The Party Pooper

The giant shit you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.



The Toxic Gas Shit

The kind of shit that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.



Dirty Bowl Shit

The kind of shit that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.



The Windy City Shit

When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a shit.



Oh Shit! Shit

You shit so much and wipe your ass so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH SHIT!



The Never Ending Shit

It's the shit that keeps running out of your ass like pea, and just when you start wiping your ass your stomach gargles and splash, more shit runs out. This always happens after eating at Kentucky Fried Chicken.



Ouch That Hurt Shit

The type of shit that leaves you feeling like you just hoped onto a bicycle without a seat. Sensation usually lasts hours.

[bloodrayne]

Hmm...I never really thought about it...Let me see...




Well...Online you can pretty much just tune people out and ignore them, so there's no need for a 'shit list' here...

Ummm...Actually...Now that I DO think about it....I pretty much just ignore people that I don't care for in REAL life, too...lol


So..I really have no need for a 'shit list'



However there are some 'groups' of people who truly piss me off...Which I have mentioned here many times before....They start with the people who blame 'horror movies, games, books, music television, and pretty much ANYTHING' for their lack of parental responsibility....You know what I'm talking about...

And I would say 'PETA'...But, they don't really piss me off (they piss SAM off..lol)...They just make me laugh at their stupidity...They're just harmless, insignificant and pointless...Pretty much like any other clowns

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Now there are people who ARE shit. But that's another thread.:p According to a quiz...I'm one of 'em :p

[monalisa]

Originally posted by bloodrayne

And I would say 'PETA'...But, they don't really piss me off (they piss SAM off..lol)...They just make me laugh at their stupidity...They're just harmless, insignificant and pointless...Pretty much like any other clowns [/B]


PETA - People for Eating Tasty Animals. :p :D

[monalisa]

Only one on my shit list.

[cheebacheeba]

I fuckin' hate all you cunts!


















































nah....

















































I like at least a few of you;)

[Haunted]

I know it's childish and stupid, but I have a shit list. The composition of my shit list was inspired by the only L7 (remember them?) song I ever liked entitled, "Shit List."

The reason I created a shit list is because I'm probably the most vendictive person I know. Some of you may say, "No, I'M the most vendicitve person." I don't know for a fact, but you may actually be wrong about that. I may have you beaten for the title.

I realize that vengence is probably kinda dumb, but Goddess if it doesn't make you feel like you're on top of the world. It's definitely a total rush.

Am I a cunt? Yeah. You should see my bookshelves. They're filled with grimoires dog-eared on pages about curses, banishings, stifling people from speaking ill of you, and all sorts of the "darker" side. In all honesty, I may not put a spell on someone for REALLY pissing me off, because planning it takes away some of that energy.

"When I get mad, and I get pissed. I grab a pen, and I write out a list of all you assholes that won't be missed. You've made my shit list." -L7

I would just like to point out that nobody any of you would know has made it to my shit-list. It's a group of people that I've encounted in my day to day life, not forum folks.

[ItsAlive75]

Stubbs, NOW you're on my shit list.:D

I have a shit list, I always have. There's always a person I don't like. I don't give them ranking in the shit list (no top of the shit list), if you're on it you're just on it.

[VampiricClown]

Read the newspaper.

[Despare]

I usually try to deal with people that piss me off right then and there so it negates needing a list.

[Posher778]

yes, i have a shit list. Those people are just screwed from even coming close to being friends with me, and thats just online.