Would you Survive?

[Posher778]

Would you survive if you were in a horror movie?
Would you survive in...


Scream-
Halloween-
Dawn of the Dead remake-
Nightmare on Elm Street-
TCM-
Dog Soldiers-
Deep Blue Sea-

These are just ideas. If it was real, what movies do you think you'd get out alive in?
I would survive scream, just because, i'm like sidney, only a guy, and I fight back like a crazy person if i'm attacked. Maybe other slashers, but not Deep blue sea or dawn of the dead. Too much pressure.

[Zero]

Originally posted by Posher778
Would you survive if you were in a horror movie?
Would you survive in...


Scream-
Halloween-
Dawn of the Dead remake-
Nightmare on Elm Street-
TCM-
Dog Soldiers-
Deep Blue Sea-

These are just ideas. If it was real, what movies do you think you'd get out alive in?
I would survive scream, just because, i'm like sidney, only a guy, and I fight back like a crazy person if i'm attacked. Maybe other slashers, but not Deep blue sea or dawn of the dead. Too much pressure.

cool thread - I'll bite:

Scream- YES - I'd bitchslap those two little punks up one side and down the other (then steal their hot girlfriends . . .who, of course will later dump me saying "you're funny, but not fun) :(

Halloween- probably not - i'd run like a madman, but if MM wants my ass there is nothing I could do

Dawn of the Dead remake- sure, i already have my plan . . the minute the dead rise (or aliens attack) - i grab my big pack and head for the mountains. relatively few people buried there adn the terrain would be murder on their little dead legs

Nightmare on Elm Street- as i never found freddy particularly scary - i'd say 'yes'. besides, contrary to popular mythology - I HAVE DIED IN A DREAM. . . and then woke up to tell about it!

TCM- as I was born in Texas. . . I'd say Hell Yeah! Leatherface is great - but pudgy and slow, Hitcher is scrawny and Cook, well, he reminds me of my uncle. . . I think I'd probably just take over the whole clan and start a barbecue business (oh wait - that was the sequel)

Dog Soldiers- hmm, maybe - i'd give myself a 50/50 chance in the woods with crazy dog dudes

Deep Blue Sea- Yes (if I'm allowed to say I'd NEVER GET IN THE WATER WITH THOSE THINGS) otherwise - i'm sharkbait

[Yellow Jacket]

Scream- I'd also dress up like GhostFace and I'd start stalking his ass!

Halloween- I'd give him his sister.

NOES- I'd just smoke some dope with Freddy and get stoned!


Dawn of the Dead- I'd pretend I was a zombie (like in Shaun of the Dead). They're just too damned stupid to notice!

TCM- I'd give Leatherface some free meat and a Rey Mysterio mask (it'd look good on him).

Deep Blue Sea- I wouldn't go into the water or the ship! I'd stay at home and watch Jaws.

Dog Soldiers- Uhh, I'd just die!

[Zero]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket


NOES- I'd just smoke some dope with Freddy and get stoned!




Fred Loves the Chronic!!

[RavageRitual]

Cool thread Idea Posher. You should come up witha few more flicks.

Scream-Yea, Id kick that guys ass.

Halloween- Id try to get away, but if he wanted me that bad I dont think thiers much I could do.

Dawn of the Dead remake- If I was wish a few Of my friends. we could get out of it.

Nightmare on Elm Street- Probobly not

TCM- I could get away, unless he sawed my legs off first.

Dog Soldiers-I doubt Id have a chance

Deep Blue Sea-not a good swimmer under pressure.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Zero
Fred Loves the Chronic!!

Especially in Freddy's Dead. I mean, he killed a guy as playing him in a video game! You have to be stoned to do that! Oh, and I seen him in my dreams last night, and he was looking at his glove saying "Whoa, my blades are big!"

[Zero]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Especially in Freddy's Dead. I mean, he killed a guy as playing him in a video game! You have to be stoned to do that! Oh, and I seen him in my dreams last night, and he was looking at his glove saying "Whoa, my blades are big!"

and "hey, where do you keep the Doritos? I got a wicked case of the munchies"

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Zero
and "hey, where do you keep the Doritos? I got a wicked case of the munchies"

And "Dude, where's my car?".

[Posher778]

Well, you guys can make up some other movies that you would survive, i just thought up scream cause scream 3 is on tbs right now... yay! I swear... i will meet neve campbell one day... one day...

I just can't seem to think of any other movies right now, just, scream, i'm too busy thinking about you no who kicking you no what's ass.

[bloodrayne]

I'd have a pretty fair chance against the humans in pretty much ANY movie.....But Deep Blue Sea...I dunno, I say if ANYONE could do it, I could...

Dog Soldiers, however....I'm pretty sure I'd end up Pullin' a Spoon, and just telling whichever one got ahold of me to "Eat me...and...Choke on it"...I don't really see a way out of that...You can't play head games with 'em, so they can't really be reasoned with or manipulated, and ya can't outrun 'em OR match their strength....AND, their teeth and claws are just a wee bit bigger than mine:p...Now, if I could catch 'em in their human form...That'd be a different story altogether...

[Posher778]

I can't believe how good this is... I would so survive this one too. I ADORE the ending to the 3rd.

[Despare]

Scream- For sure, stupid clumsy killers wouldn't cut it... or me.

Halloween- I'd put up a fight but Michael just keeps coming. Maybe if I left the country, I doubt they'd let him on a plane.

Dawn of the Dead remake- Yes.

Nightmare on Elm Street- I would hope so, nightmares have really never bothered me.

TCM- Yep.

Dog Soldiers- I don't know, I'd fight it out with them but in the end I'd probably die.

Deep Blue Sea- If I died I'd die swimming not waiting.

[Yellow Jacket]

Leprechaun- I'd give him a box of Lucky Charms and a dildo and tell him to go entertain himself.

Child's Play- I'd pick up Chucky and throw him into a wood chipper.

The Gingerdead Man- I'd eat him.

[cheebacheeba]

Scream- Yes. I don't have that many friends and don't really associate with much of my family very much, so whoever the killer is would have to have a good reason, and more than likely one I was aware of, making me aware of them. I carry knives a lot, and I'm a big guy, so I can't see the average person being able to take me on.

Halloween- I'd throw hammers, hatchets (or bricks if they werent around) and molotov coctails. I think that'd do the job. If not, I'd start in with the household chemical explosives. I'd probably attempt to run him over and park the car on him too...that, I think would pretty much end it, giving me free reign to do all the damage I like to his head.

Dawn of the Dead remake- EASY. IF there was a mall or whatever, and I was already inside it, I'd go to each level, clearing the area, strategically leaving booby traps, and mapping.
Kill any members that had been bitten before they even got in there (or leave them down the bottom, their choice), supply and arm myself better with things from the various stores, head to top level, lock it off, and camp out on the roof until more action was required.

Nightmare on Elm Street- Can't ever really know with this one, can you? I mean, I can usually self-wake from a bad dream...and I seem good at the ol' dream combat...so, I guess I'd have an edge...but it's freddy...

TCM- Definately. I wouldn't go on a road trip through some ultra redneck area without a reliable vehicle, and I wouldn't EVER pick up a hitcher...a 5 year old child can do damage with a knife....so, I'd like to think that not being STUPID would cover me here.

Dog Soldiers- Probably the toughest challenge here...they can hear you, and smell you...assuming the setting was the same, and I was as well armed.., I think I could take a few of the beasts down, but not sure I would get out of it unbitten in all honesty. I might do something like lock myself in the boot of a car til daylight.

Deep Blue Sea- Yeah, a shark I could handle. I might try and either barricade myself, or drop something heavy on top of it, and stab/shoot it systematically.

Child's Play - Yep. Keep him at bay with a baseball bat, put a doggy-catcher around his neck (if he was armed), ir just grab him by the hair, and toss him in the oven.

Final Destination - Of course this is a battle we'll all eventually lose, but I think that I could escape a death vendetta in one of the movie type scenarios...I mean, generally I'm a pretty observant guy, and naturally cautious.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Posher778
Would you survive if you were in a horror movie?
Would you survive in...


Scream-
Halloween-
Dawn of the Dead remake-
Nightmare on Elm Street-
TCM-
Dog Soldiers-
Deep Blue Sea-


Scream- Most definitely. The tool is called a "gun." It always works better than a knife. Even if you're not hitting crittical spots, bullets coming at you tend to make people want to stop.

Halloween- ? Hmmm... If I were in the situation that Jamie Lee Curtis were in durning the first movie, and being the kind of person who always has their car keys. I'd get in my vehicle and just drive off. Hopefully, I get the chance to run over Mike, back up and do it again. Maybe a couple of times. Then I'd take my car and drive to a nice little bungalow at Crystal Lake... wait a minute...

Dawn of the Dead remake- By living at home I have an advantage. My dad. He's got more guns than anybody I know, and he's proficient with all of them. He was in the CIA Special Forces during 'Nam. Things would definitely go my way if my brother was home too. He's a Lance Corporal Deputy in Columbia, SC and owns his own AK-47. Talk about proficient with firearms. He also, like my dad, knows a thing or two about survival. Instead of the mall, we'd probably head to the super Wal-Mart.

NOES- I'd like to hook up with Freddy and be the...wait for it... dream team. It'd kinda be like that relationship with the killer and Shawnee Smith in Saw2.

TCM- Easy... I don't want to go to Texas for any reason, except maybe Austin. It's highway all the way. Fuck the back roads.

Dog Soldiers? Never saw it.

Deep Blue Sea- Never saw it. However, I'm a pretty strong swimmer, but unfortunately I smoke. I sorta have this Japanese/Sid Viscious feudal "don't let them take you alive" mentality.

NOTLD- Pretty much what Ben did... I mean that, to me, is the only intelligent thing to do when you're in the middle of nowhere. However (and I hated that Ben died), instead of just standing there, I'd be yelling, "Hey, there's someone alive in here! I'm alive! I haven't been bitten! Help!"

The Exorcist- The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram. Salt. Incense, extricating the demon into a circle and sending it back to wence it came. Maybe- since it was supposed to be Puzuzu, I'd want to know what in the hell he was doing in some prepubescent teenager in DC instead of taking care of things back home in Iraq." "Get yo ass back to Iraq and keep those mother-fuckers in check," sounds a bit right.

I have to say this, you guys, and I'm sorry. Just reading through these post, mine included, we all sound so bad ass. In all reality, I don't think that ANY of us, me included would fair so well. However, it is fun to fantasize. In any situation, just remember it's better to overestimate your enemy and underestimate yourself. Let your enemy underestimate you too. Doing that, you might have a better chance.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Scream- Pretty sure I could handle those scrawny idiots.

Halloween- Depends...if I were myself and not specifically being chased then probably yes. If he were specifically coming after me then there's not much you can do besides cut his head off.

Dawn of the Dead- Yes, too fast for zombies.

NOES- Can't really say...depends on how fast I'd figure out I could drag him into the real world or just not believe.

TCM- Leatherface is slow,stupid and clumsy...the rest of the family looks weak but they've got numbers. I guess I'd give myself 70/30 chance, because I don't think they'd catch me in the first place and if I were able to get loose at some point they definately wouldn't catch me again.

Dog Soldiers- By myself, little to no chance...with the unit, 50/50.

Deep Blue Sea- If a cook can do it, I can do it.

[VampiricClown]

Scream- I have enough knives to take care of him easy. So yes

Halloween- He may be immortal, but without a head....I don't think he'd go very far. So yes

Dawn of the Dead remake- Zombies are slow and stupid. Just stay alone and you should be fine. Yes

Nightmare on Elm Street- I've mastered my dreams and have an easy time getting around. Yes

TCM- I don't live in Texas....I think I'll be alright. Besides, I have chainsaws too! Yes

Never seen these two...

Dog Soldiers-
Deep Blue Sea-

[scouse mac]

Originally posted by Posher778

Scream-
Halloween-
Dawn of the Dead remake-
Nightmare on Elm Street-
TCM-
Dog Soldiers-
Deep Blue Sea-



Scream: Easily. Just smack the fucker over the bonce with a shovel and when he's lying there moaning keep on twatting him til you see brain.

Halloween: Yes. Get in a car and keep driving from about midday on halloween til midday November 1st. Lets see if Michael can keep up with an Aston Martin

Dawn: Probably. As some have said previous just tool up and head for the hills.

NOES: Freddy can try his best but Ive had worse dreams than him.

TCM: Yes. If going on a road trip I would buy a decent car and not stop off in the middle of nowhere and certainly tell all hitch-hikers to fuck off.

Dog Soldiers: If I did survive this one it would be as the newest member of the pack.

Deep Blue Sea: Dont know. These are clever sharks in their own habitat, think I would struggle to come thru the other side.

[Dante'sInferno]

Scream-Hahahahahhahah! I would own their asses.


Halloween-I'd just shoot him in the balls with a shotgun...then hall ass....so chances are...No.


Dawn of the Dead Remake-I would start eating...zombies..


NOES-I would watch movies with him and get WOMEN!! then he would make me...a dream warrior or killer or whatever the fuck ever their called



TCM-He's retarded....I would just kick him in the nutts..take his chainsaw and cut off his head.


Dog Soldiers-No


Deep blue see-I woudlnt be dumb enough to go into the water...or an underwater labatory..

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by VampiricClown


TCM- I don't live in Texas....I think I'll be alright. Besides, I have chainsaws too! Yes




And you normally drive/walk around with a chainsaw?

[ItsAlive75]

Scream: Yes. I just wouldn't go to parties in the middle of nowhere while there's a killer on the loose. That's just common fucking sense.

Halloween: No. If he can't die, how am I going to survive?

Dawn of the Dead: I assume since its Posher's thread we're referring to the remake, so I would say no. If the zombies walk I'll survive... and the zombies SHOULD walk.

NOES: No. How am I gonna survive if he's in my dream? Come on now...

TCM: Yes. I would just run down the highway... and keep running.

Dog Soldiers: Nope. No silver, stuck in a house, no military training. I'm dead.

Deep Blue Sea: No. I'm SO Samuel L. Jackson.

[AUSTIN316426808]

I didn't know we were talking about the Dawn remake. Don't think I'd have much of a chance with that.

[stubbornforgey]

Would i survive...helllllll yeah..
I would bake them a cake, that'll surely kill thier sorry asses..

Realistically...I would be the first fucker dead..
I could'nt stand the suspense of when, where and how..I would wimp out on the 1st few minutes..

[Posher778]

People aren't thinki9ng about the DBS scenario enough. if you were in that lab, it's virtually impossible to get away. Remember how FAST they were? so not jaws'ish