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jay o2 waster
03-02-2006, 08:57 PM
that everytime i visit this site i shit my trousers?
bloodrayne
03-02-2006, 08:59 PM
Subliminal brown noise
Elvis_Christ
03-02-2006, 11:32 PM
Maybe your mind has taken the place of your anus.
Haunted
03-03-2006, 05:19 AM
Total anal arousement.
because HDC stands for
Horribly Dramatic Crohn's Disease - - - and immediate defecation is the main symptom
Marroe
03-03-2006, 04:25 PM
Thats why this place stinks so much lately.
Everytime? Must be "anal retentive!"
friday13thfan
03-03-2006, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Thats why this place stinks so much lately.
true
and jay maybe because the site of the same shit over and over agian make you wanna take a massive shat
Yellow Jacket
03-03-2006, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
that everytime i visit this site i shit my trousers?
Because we have (or at least I do) have the repulsiviness of a monkey's ass, and it makes you shit your pants! Or maybe you're just too damn excited to post on this site again!
BTW, since taking that shit, do your pants fit better?
MoonLit Meadow
03-03-2006, 10:11 PM
It happens to all of us...we just don't admit it.
OOPS...;)
The STE
03-03-2006, 10:28 PM
HDC: We'll Make Ya Poop
HDC: Bring a fresh pair of pants
zomb5150
03-04-2006, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
that everytime i visit this site i shit my trousers?
quite possibly from regularly being on the recieving end of some back door action..... Your sphincter muscle just isn't as tight as it used to be and it lets loose under the smallest amount of pressure..... that's probably why You're getting the shit in Your trousers.:D
Try putting a cork in Your ass before You visit the site, that should stop any anal leakage that could occur.
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Because we have (or at least I do) have the repulsiviness of a monkey's ass, and it makes you shit your pants!
you say this as if a monkey's ass is naturally repulsive - - - i beg to differ!
Yellow Jacket
03-04-2006, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Zero
you say this as if a monkey's ass is naturally repulsive - - - i beg to differ!
Sorry, I meant to say as repulsive as all but Zero's monkey ass! His is just too damn beautiful! :p
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Sorry, I meant to say as repulsive as all but Zero's monkey ass! His is just too damn beautiful! :p
i and - my hairy simian ass - thank you
Yellow Jacket
03-04-2006, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Zero
i and - my hairy simian ass - thank you
You're welcome!
oh my god - my ass just said "you're welcome"
i've got a talking ass (and i thought the only talking ass was in the White House!??!?!?!)
:confused: :eek:
Yellow Jacket
03-04-2006, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Zero
oh my god - my ass just said "you're welcome"
i've got a talking ass (and i thought the only talking ass was in the White House!??!?!?!)
:confused: :eek:
LMFAO!!! You forgot about Jim Carrey's ass!
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
LMFAO!!! You forgot about Jim Carrey's ass!
you mean Jim Carrey's ass is NOT in the White House??? THEN WHOSE ASS IS SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT?!?!?!?!?
Yellow Jacket
03-04-2006, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Zero
you mean Jim Carrey's ass is NOT in the White House??? THEN WHOSE ASS IS SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT?!?!?!?!?
Uhhh, I don't know. I think it's that kid who played Alfafa in "The Little Rascals" movie (not the tv show). I mean, he's a walking ass! FACTOID: Every time Alfafa's hair goes up into that stupid little point, it means he just got another dick rammed up his ass!
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Uhhh, I don't know. I think it's that kid who played Alfafa in "The Little Rascals" movie (not the tv show). I mean, he's a walking ass! FACTOID: Every time Alfafa's hair goes up into that stupid little point, it means he just got another dick rammed up his ass!
LMAO -- so that's what "little rascals" meant
yourlastmistake
03-05-2006, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by jay o2 waster
that everytime i visit this site i shit my trousers?
Because we make you feel all warm and mushy on the inside.