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bloodrayne
02-26-2006, 09:28 AM
Severed Penis Found In Convenience Store Microwave

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - A clerk at a GetGo station made a horrifying discovery last night after a man walked into the minimart and asked her to heat something wrapped in a paper towel in the store's microwave.

When the item in the microwave gave off an unusual odor, the clerk opened the over door, unwrapped the paper and found what appeared to be a severed human penis.

The clerk immediately called police, but the man who handed the item to the clerk fled from the store on Fifth Avenue.

McKeesport police declined comment last night.

Yellow Jacket
02-26-2006, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
When the item in the microwave gave off an unusual odor, the clerk opened the over door, unwrapped the paper and found what appeared to be a severed human penis.


Nothing like a big, juicy cock to get your adreneline going! :p

bloodrayne
02-26-2006, 09:51 AM
It couldn't have been any worse than the usual shit they sell at convenience stores:rolleyes:

ItsAlive75
02-26-2006, 12:47 PM
Psh, idiot....


That's not how you cook a penis, microwaves leave em' raw on the inside.

bloodrayne
02-26-2006, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Psh, idiot....


That's not how you cook a penis, microwaves leave em' raw on the inside. lol...You go for that deep penetration hot oil frying, huh? :D

friday13thfan
02-26-2006, 05:46 PM
........fucked.....up

mothermold
03-01-2006, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Severed Penis Found In Convenience Store Microwave

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania - A clerk at a GetGo station made a horrifying discovery last night after a man walked into the minimart and asked her to heat something wrapped in a paper towel in the store's microwave.

When the item in the microwave gave off an unusual odor, the clerk opened the over door, unwrapped the paper and found what appeared to be a severed human penis.

The clerk immediately called police, but the man who handed the item to the clerk fled from the store on Fifth Avenue.

McKeesport police declined comment last night.

An update of sorts:the severed penis way/is in fact a prosthetic device used in beating drug tests....in short it was'nt real,THAT would just be to frigging weird.:rolleyes: