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Yellow Jacket
02-21-2006, 05:42 PM
What celebrities would you guys like to have sex with? Yes, I know, a "different" subject, but a good one. I know celebs can be bitches, but don't you wanna bang some of those bitches?

The celeb I want to bang the most is Keira Knightley. Dear God is she hot!!! I'm watching Domino, and about thirty minutes in, she gives this guy a lap dance (in her bra and panties, no less). God damn did I get a hard on! And I haven't gotten rid of it yet!

BTW, STE, the hot asian chick from American Idol counts.

RavageRitual
02-21-2006, 05:44 PM
The lesbian girl from the movie "May" she also plays in "The Hot Chick" I would love to bang the hell out of her.

newb
02-21-2006, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
God damn did I get a hard on! And I haven't gotten rid of it yet!




psssssssttt......YJ

http://theogb.com/archive/too_much_info.gif

Yellow Jacket
02-21-2006, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by RavageRitual
The lesbian girl from the movie "May" she also plays in "The Hot Chick" I would love to bang the hell out of her.

Oh, you mean Anna Farris. Yeah, I'd bone her. FACTOID: Pause at the right moment in Scary Movie and you can see her ass! It's in the scene where she's losing her virginity. It's right at the cum shot. ENJOY!!!

Posher778
02-21-2006, 05:48 PM
I'm not sure exactly. I would say neve campbell except the fact that shes like 34 and not as hott as i used to think she was. so... uhhh maybe keira knightley for me too.


OOOOH YJ! THREE SOME! hahahaha.

Yellow Jacket
02-21-2006, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by newb
psssssssttt......YJ

http://theogb.com/archive/too_much_info.gif

Sorry about that. Got a little overboard. next time I'll warn you.

Yellow Jacket
02-21-2006, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
I'm not sure exactly. I would say neve campbell except the fact that shes like 34 and not as hott as i used to think she was. so... uhhh maybe keira knightley for me too.


OOOOH YJ! THREE SOME! hahahaha.

NO!!! SHE'S ALL MINE!!! :p

RavageRitual
02-21-2006, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Posher778



OOOOH YJ! THREE SOME! hahahaha.

Posher, fuckin A!

AUSTIN316426808
02-21-2006, 05:53 PM
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Dante'sInferno
02-21-2006, 05:53 PM
Can you only pick one?

The STE
02-21-2006, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
What celebrities would you guys like to have sex with? Yes, I know, a "different" subject, but a good one. I know celebs can be bitches, but don't you wanna bang some of those bitches?

The celeb I want to bang the most is Keira Knightley. Dear God is she hot!!! I'm watching Domino, and about thirty minutes in, she gives this guy a lap dance (in her bra and panties, no less). God damn did I get a hard on! And I haven't gotten rid of it yet!

BTW, STE, the hot asian chick from American Idol counts.

the HAC from AI? Hot Asian Chicks are a dime a dozen (since all Asian chicks look alike anyways). I'd go with either Monica Bellucci or Laura Harring

Yellow Jacket
02-21-2006, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Can you only pick one?

No, pick as many as you want!

Posher778
02-21-2006, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by RavageRitual
Posher, fuckin A!

are you trying to start something? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


I also liked the star from scary movie (anna farris right?). Maybe it's just because she was funny, and I flock to the funny girls.

Dante'sInferno
02-21-2006, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
No, pick as many as you want! Okay..i would probly pick..keria knightly...neve campbell...morgan webb...Mileena from WWE...and jessica beil...


I really dont get hard ons when i see them...and i dont want to bang them...there just really preety.

Agreed?

Posher778
02-21-2006, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Okay..i would probly pick..keria knightly...neve campbell...morgan webb...Mileena from WWE...and jessica beil...


I really dont get hard ons when i see them...and i dont want to bang them...there just really preety.

Agreed?

No you may NOT screw my love neve campbell.... she's MINE

Posher778
02-21-2006, 06:07 PM
By the wayyyy... wow... i'm sorry. i did NOT know it was this big. It isn't everywhere else i've uploaded it.

HappyCamper
02-21-2006, 06:07 PM
the companion character from Firefly, can't remember the actresses' name, but she's hot

The STE
02-21-2006, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by HappyCamper
the companion character from Firefly, can't remember the actresses' name, but she's hot

Morena Baccarin

Yeah, she's hot, but all I know her from is Firefly/Serenity, and most of the time whenever she opens her mouth she spew out all this hippie shit and I have to mute or leave the room.

Marroe
02-21-2006, 06:19 PM
Mike Ness:D

Posher778
02-21-2006, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Mike Ness:D


That's soooo sweet:D

Marroe
02-21-2006, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Posher778
That's soooo sweet:D :confused: you think he's hot too?

Dante'sInferno
02-21-2006, 06:32 PM
Ugh......Who is Mike Ness?

Marroe
02-21-2006, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Ugh......Who is Mike Ness?

AUSTIN316426808
02-21-2006, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
:confused: you think he's hot too?


''Not that there's anything wrong with that''

Ash29078
02-22-2006, 06:22 AM
Eliza Dushku
Keira Knightley
Asia Argento

The Flayed One
02-22-2006, 07:26 AM
Definately Asia Argento.

Milla Jovovich
Helen Mirren
Uma Thurman

stubbornforgey
02-22-2006, 08:28 AM
the 2 guys i would drop my drawers for are dead !!
marvin gay or barry white..
nobody else out there floats my boat.

Look at how many partners these celebs have had..buncha fuckin whores. :D

lionels_mother
02-22-2006, 08:57 AM
Basically every single chick from the deadly viper assasination squad... lucy liu
I LOVE YOU!!!

Angelina Jolie- sit on my interface!
Jessica Beil
Wesley Snipes
Vin Diesel

lionels_mother
02-22-2006, 08:59 AM
I've just realised, all the chicks I dig kick ass in their movies!!!

Are we witnessing the birth of my new fetish?!?!

stubbornforgey
02-22-2006, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by lionels_mother
Basically every single chick from the deadly viper assasination squad... lucy liu
I LOVE YOU!!!

Angelina Jolie- sit on my interface!
Jessica Beil
Wesley Snipes
Vin Diesel

'note to oneself'
don't question this person over their choices.

lionels_mother
02-22-2006, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
'note to oneself'
don't question this person over their choices.

:confused:

Posher778
02-22-2006, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
:confused: you think he's hot too?

No... actually... I don't find men all that attractive. I prefer the picture up yonder... and a page back.

stubbornforgey
02-22-2006, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by lionels_mother
:confused:

dude/dudess..
you name chicks and wesley snipes..
are we talking bi ??

lionels_mother
02-22-2006, 04:12 PM
no I'm a lesbian... but I would still do Diesel and Snipes!!

(preferably at the same time)

Yellow Jacket
02-22-2006, 04:23 PM
Damn Keira Knightley is popular! I'm not surprised, but didn't see her getting in almost every single post. Well, I'm off to fantasize more about Keira Knightley *goes off into own world and fantasizes*

GOODandEVIL666
02-22-2006, 04:24 PM
isn't this why all guys are called perves...
...fuck it...

-jessica alba (dressed like a cowboy in sin city)
-marlyn monroe (status: dead, but sexy)
-paris hilton (some may think different though)
-the girl in american werewolf in london (dick magnet)


I'm sure there are more, but my dick is tired of thinkin right now, mainly because I just lost my virginity to 3 of those 4 girls on my list...

Yellow Jacket
02-22-2006, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by GOODandEVIL666
isn't this why all guys are called perves...

All men are perverts, even if they don't show it.

GOODandEVIL666
02-22-2006, 04:38 PM
now i can sleep knowing that...you didnt need to tell me that though, ise just bein a smart ass

Marroe
02-22-2006, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
All men are perverts, even if they don't show it. 90%of girls are too.


Damn, how could I have forgotten Johnny Depp? He's aging so well:p

zomb5150
02-22-2006, 08:30 PM
I'd like to engage in some back door action with Oprah Winfrey.

cheebacheeba
02-22-2006, 10:00 PM
Jennifer Connely
Rebecca Romjin HOOOOT
Charlize Theron
Rachel ?Weissz? The chick from the mummy.
Claire ?Forlani?
Kelly Hu (preferebly with the contacts...)
Gina Torres
The chick from "cold case"...hell yeah.
...I'd probably take a crack at "the milf" too.

...and guess what...NOT Angelina Jolie.

slasherman
02-23-2006, 03:15 AM
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/tom-web.gif

bloodrayne
02-23-2006, 08:35 PM
Peter Steele

The STE
02-23-2006, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by slasherman
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/tom-web.gif

slasherman gets a chubby for Palpatine?

AUSTIN316426808
02-23-2006, 09:25 PM
Tom Cruise seriously has a screw loose. I bought the ''I'm just so happy'' thing the first couple of times he made himself look like a mental patient but now I'm convinced that he's lost it.

AUSTIN316426808
02-23-2006, 10:39 PM
Rachel McAdams
Jennifer Connelly

mothermold
02-23-2006, 10:56 PM
giada de laurentiis
idina menzel
joss stone
emmanuelle chriqui
rosario dawson
k.d.aubert
zooey deschanel

HappyCamper
02-24-2006, 06:35 AM
i don't know why really, but i have a thing for Mariska Hargitay the woman cop from 'Law and Order SVU'. I'd give her some nut butter.

Preacher
02-24-2006, 09:39 AM
From the film world, definately Mena Suvari.

I got a thing for Brody Dalle from the Distillers as well. Strange choice I know but she's horny.

P

HappyCamper
02-24-2006, 09:52 AM
what does Dalle look like?

The Flayed One
02-24-2006, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by HappyCamper
what does Dalle look like?


Oh hell yes!

http://laeti41.e2blog.fr/kedurock/images/brody20055_1.jpg

ItsAlive75
02-24-2006, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Rachel McAdams

Ooooooh.

Preacher
02-24-2006, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by The Flayed One
Oh hell yes!

http://laeti41.e2blog.fr/kedurock/images/brody20055_1.jpg

Adn there she is in all her glory. Fit bitch.

Thomasgeorge
02-24-2006, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Preacher
From the film world, definately Mena Suvari.



P

cheebacheeba
02-24-2006, 11:45 PM
Chick with the guitar looks like a junkie to me...but hey...whatever floats your boat. SOME people are probably into Courtney Love, too.

Marroe
02-25-2006, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
Chick with the guitar looks like a junkie to me...but hey...whatever floats your boat. SOME people are probably into Courtney Love, too. Ya know...when The Distillers(Brody Armstrong, the chick in the picture's band) first came out on the radio, I thought it was Courtney Love's new band, They sound so much alike.

Posher778
02-27-2006, 05:44 PM
Actually, I think brooke from cursed was really hott too. Her eyes mostly. And I love christina ricci.