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Spallalala
02-10-2006, 07:27 PM
Having a conversation with miss marroe right this minute about cock... haha..
Now I wanna know when it stops growing. I heard when your hit 25yrs..But Marroe has heard 21 yrs..
I think the body stops growing ( men ) when there 21. But I dunno. Im not male so I can not answer this.
Cmon guys help me out.
Oh and sam. Your not allowed to answer this one. You have been restricted. Direct your questions to marroe on that one.. :P
Sorry for the stupid thread. I just wanna know dammit.
Thankyou.
mothermold
02-10-2006, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Spallalala
Having a conversation with miss marroe right this minute about cock... haha..
Now I wanna know when it stops growing. I heard when your hit 25yrs..But Marroe has heard 21 yrs..
I think the body stops growing ( men ) when there 21. But I dunno. Im not male so I can not answer this.
Cmon guys help me out.
Oh and sam. Your not allowed to answer this one. You have been restricted. Direct your questions to marroe on that one.. :P
Sorry for the stupid thread. I just wanna know dammit.
Thankyou.
it's relative....think of it as "the hulk"...the angrier it gets the bigger it gets.:p
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by mothermold
it's relative....think of it as "the hulk"...the angrier it gets the bigger it gets.:p
Oh dont we wish that was the case.. :P
Marroe
02-10-2006, 07:33 PM
Oh and sam. Your not allowed to answer this one. You have been restricted. Direct your questions to marroe on that one.. :P Oh thank you.
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
Oh thank you.
Your welcome.
The STE
02-10-2006, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Spallalala
Having a conversation with miss marroe right this minute about cock... haha..
Now I wanna know when it stops growing. I heard when your hit 25yrs..But Marroe has heard 21 yrs..
I think the body stops growing ( men ) when there 21. But I dunno. Im not male so I can not answer this.
Cmon guys help me out.
Oh and sam. Your not allowed to answer this one. You have been restricted. Direct your questions to marroe on that one.. :P
Sorry for the stupid thread. I just wanna know dammit.
Thankyou.
your thread makes my penis sad
The Flayed One
02-10-2006, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by mothermold
it's relative....think of it as "the hulk"...the angrier it gets the bigger it gets.:p
You see, I'm starting to be able to gather a list of people I enjoy talking to about these parts (pun intended on SO MANY LEVELS) and I think that quote put you in the front running.
Marroe
02-10-2006, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by The STE
your thread makes my penis sad I know what'll make it smile:eek: ....not really tho.
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by The STE
your thread makes my penis sad
Well go smack it around a bit then.
Dante'sInferno
02-10-2006, 07:38 PM
It's 10 inches is that good?...sorry if this offends people.
Marroe
02-10-2006, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
It's 10 inches is that good?...sorry if this offends people. get outa here...thats fucking scary. You're like 17!
mothermold
02-10-2006, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by The Flayed One
You see, I'm starting to be able to gather a list of people I enjoy talking to about these parts (pun intended on SO MANY LEVELS) and I think that quote put you in the front running.
i'm convinced my condition is a direct result of eating all my spinach as a kid and growing up under high voltage power lines.
Dante'sInferno
02-10-2006, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
get outa here...thats fucking scary. You're like 17! Oh...so its big then....god damn it im a freak!!!!!:(
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 07:42 PM
10 inches on a 17yrold.. Geez your gonna hurt some chickies.
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 07:57 PM
so no one has hit that peak yet when there dick has stopped growing I see.. haha
Marroe
02-10-2006, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Spallalala
so no one has hit that peak yet when there dick has stopped growing I see.. haha NEVA!
AmericanManiac
02-10-2006, 07:59 PM
Mine stopped when I was a baby.
knife_fight
02-10-2006, 08:03 PM
I like sex
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by knife_fight
I like sex
Well anyone that says otherwise is just wrong in so many ways.
Marroe
02-10-2006, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by knife_fight
I like sex Party time
bloodrayne
02-10-2006, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
It's 10 inches is that good? HahaHa...That's exactly what Michael MacDonald's character 'Rusty' said on MadTv...That was a funny episode...:D
Dante'sInferno
02-10-2006, 08:07 PM
YAY!! im not the only one who has a big.....
bloodrayne
02-10-2006, 08:08 PM
Oh...And...I don't know the answer to your question cuz I'm not a guy...*Checks to be sure*...Nope, I'm really not, despite what Seri says:rolleyes:
BUT...I CAN tell you that Dustin is 21...And his is still growing...
Every night!!!:D :D :D
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Oh...And...I don't know the answer to your question cuz I'm not a guy...*Checks to be sure*...Nope, I'm really not, despite what Seri says:rolleyes:
BUT...I CAN tell you that Dustin is 21...And his is still growing...
Every night!!!:D :D :D
hahah well there we have it. Its not 21...
Dude Guadalupe
02-10-2006, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
BUT...I CAN tell you that Dustin is 21...And his is still growing...
I'm pretty sure the more you use it the bigger it gets
ItsAlive75
02-10-2006, 11:09 PM
I dunno inches or size in general but I once substituted in a wiffle ball warmup game.
ShankS
02-10-2006, 11:32 PM
size aint the issue, but when I get aroused my tool can hit a Grand Slam right out the field.
cheebacheeba
02-11-2006, 12:34 AM
My cock size works for me...can't say I've ever measured beyond the age of 15 haha, but, yknow...it's average by my take on things. I figure since it aint encoutered a chick it hasn't got off, so it's all good.
One thing I wanna know, is if there's ANYthing whatsoever behind the rumoured size increase that comes with weight loss...I mean, I got a few kilos to drop, so sure...great...but the theory seems to be pretty weak, anyone clear this one up?
AUSTIN316426808
02-11-2006, 01:05 AM
Men stop growing when they're 25.
cheebacheeba
02-11-2006, 02:44 AM
One thing I wanna know, is if there's ANYthing whatsoever behind the rumoured size increase that comes with weight loss...I mean, I got a few kilos to drop, so sure...great...but the theory seems to be pretty weak, anyone clear this one up?
Another one of these I've heard/read is that old guys (eg 50+) get chubbier flaccid dicks. Again, not sure if there's anything to either of these...
stubbornforgey
02-11-2006, 03:04 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
i just asked my husband that question
here are his answers..
1:when it sees a very fugly female.
2:when its about to enter a hole big enough to park a truck.
3:when its about to get caught ..parking in the wrong garage
and
he reckons ..mens cocks don't stop growing ...as much as womans vaginas
go past the ;use by date:
Spallalala
02-11-2006, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
i just asked my husband that question
here are his answers..
1:when it sees a very fugly female.
2:when its about to enter a hole big enough to park a truck.
3:when its about to get caught ..parking in the wrong garage
and
he reckons ..mens cocks don't stop growing ...as much as womans vaginas
go past the ;use by date:
hahahah.. Oh shit. I was reading that and drinkin hot choccy which was a baddd idea hah.
Im pretty sure there must be a point where a dick stops growing.. Just like tits do. I mean geez. I hope tits stop growing cause I can't handle anymore.
stubbornforgey
02-11-2006, 03:51 AM
Originally posted by Spallalala
hahahah.. Oh shit. I was reading that and drinkin hot choccy which was a baddd idea hah.
Im pretty sure there must be a point where a dick stops growing.. Just like tits do. I mean geez. I hope tits stop growing cause I can't handle anymore.
plz assure me that tits stop growing..
Somebody..anybody..
Fuck ..i have enough here to end world hunger ..here and in the after life.
Who ever the hell said big boobs are a bonus need thier asses kicked.
Angra
02-11-2006, 04:21 AM
Girls..... Soooooo immature.:rolleyes:
VampiricClown
02-11-2006, 05:53 AM
heh. I ain't saying ANYTHING.
Later
sabersword
02-11-2006, 06:25 AM
Spallalala, I think most of us stop getting taller when we turn around twentyone. However, we can continue to grow in mass well into our sixtys. Now, to tell you what you really want to know,cocks come in all shapes,all sizes, all types.Never ask a man how big his is,you will never,never, get the truth;unless you ask Tommy Lee.
cheebacheeba
02-11-2006, 06:27 AM
Yeah, guess his would be pretty fat after using it as a syringe storage device, eh? hAhaHAhaHahAhaHA
bloodrayne
02-11-2006, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
One thing I wanna know, is if there's ANYthing whatsoever behind the rumoured size increase that comes with weight loss...I mean, I got a few kilos to drop, so sure...great...but the theory seems to be pretty weak, anyone clear this one up? I'm pretty sure that this pertains to the fact that when the fat recedes, the guys endowment becomes more prominant...Know what I mean?...Like, if there's less fat behind it, for it to sink into, more of it can stick out...Or something...Anyway...I know what I mean...
And, I truly believe that it gets bigger the more ya use it...
cheebacheeba
02-11-2006, 06:00 PM
And, I truly believe that it gets bigger the more ya use it...
C'mon now...by that logic, most every guy in the WORLD should be hung like a horse by the time he's 13-14...Myth BUSTED!
bloodrayne
02-11-2006, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
C'mon now...by that logic, most every guy in the WORLD should be hung like a horse by the time he's 13-14...Myth BUSTED! No No No...That's not what I mean....I don't mean that it grows a little each time you use it...
I mean if you use it more often than just every now and then.....You know, kinda like how muscles get bigger with more vigorous working out...
Marroe
02-11-2006, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
No No No...That's not what I mean....I don't mean that it grows a little each time you use it... I thought they normally get much bigger when they're being used?
bloodrayne
02-11-2006, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Marroe
I thought they normally get much bigger when they're being used? Heh...Semantics
mothermold
02-11-2006, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
You know, kinda like how muscles get bigger with more vigorous working out...
some workouts are more vigorous than others.:rolleyes:
bloodrayne
02-11-2006, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by mothermold
some workouts are more vigorous than others.:rolleyes: Then you aren't doing it right :p :D
mothermold
02-11-2006, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by bloodrayne
Then you aren't doing it right :p :D
ouch....you go right for throat dont'cha.:o
Posher778
02-11-2006, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
2:when its about to enter a hole big [/B]
"so... is there any rim around the edges or would it be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?" stewie griffin to a whore in family guy.
cheebacheeba
02-11-2006, 07:50 PM
So...muscular workouts...makes dick bigger...hmmmm.
Then, do you think those little electro-ab-zapper patch things
would work?
Shit...I think this is gonna get messy.
bloodrayne
02-11-2006, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by mothermold
ouch....you go right for throat dont'cha.:o Yup...It's much more fun that way;)
RavageRitual
02-11-2006, 08:04 PM
Simple Exercises Will make your penis bigger.
For Example...
To increase Size in length, and girth when not hard you can do this.
pull your penis between your legs and close your legs on it holding it tight. Then sit down slowly. Read a magazing you want to hold the position for about 15 mins 5 times a week.
I got a shitload of exercises, cause I found a book thing in my parents book shelf a couple months ago.
They probobly dont work though. I wouldnt know I havnt tried any yet.
cheebacheeba
02-11-2006, 08:12 PM
pull your penis between your legs and close your legs on it holding it tight. Then sit down slowly. Read a magazing you want to hold the position for about 15 mins 5 times a week.
How well do variations on that work...I mean, lets say if I were to put it between someone ELSES legs and have THEM sit on it?
Because honestly, I think I might break my penis doing it this way...wait, wait...it IS meant to be erect, right?
*SNAP*
Jesus, somebody call a doctor...
RavageRitual
02-11-2006, 08:15 PM
no sorry I left that out
its is not sopposed to be erect...
its actually sopposed to be about 30-40% of an erection.
cheebacheeba
02-11-2006, 08:23 PM
**Faxing across that medical bill now**
Spallalala
02-11-2006, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by RavageRitual
no sorry I left that out
its is not sopposed to be erect...
its actually sopposed to be about 30-40% of an erection.
So suck a little ( or tug ) for a semi hey? hahaha..
I know that us chickies have excerises for a tighter puss..
Marroe
02-11-2006, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Spallalala
So suck a little ( or tug ) for a semi hey? hahaha..
I know that us chickies have excerises for a tighter puss.. I could see with a lot of women exercises just wouldn't do any good.
cheebacheeba
02-11-2006, 11:55 PM
I could see with a lot of women exercises just wouldn't do any good.
Porn chicks? yeah...I'm pretty sure there's never gonna be much friction there.
What about (no offence, please don't take offence) baby bearning chicks? I honestly don't see how the fuck it'd be anywhere NEAR pristine condition...although I understand there IS surgery for that kinsa thing now...which, if I were a chick, I'd opt for...'cos after a baby, you're gonna have to do a fuck of alotta them ?kegels? to get your shit in order.
Disclaimer: I don't speak from experience, only assumption. I've never been a mother-fucker, and therefore do not know.
Spallalala
02-12-2006, 12:54 AM
Talking about porn...Same as the dudes.. An erection for them is a semi hahah..
stubbornforgey
02-12-2006, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by RavageRitual
Simple Exercises Will make your penis bigger.
For Example...
To increase Size in length, and girth when not hard you can do this.
pull your penis between your legs and close your legs on it holding it tight. Then sit down slowly. Read a magazing you want to hold the position for about 15 mins 5 times a week.
I got a shitload of exercises, cause I found a book thing in my parents book shelf a couple months ago.
They probobly dont work though. I wouldnt know I havnt tried any yet.
your taking hints from your PARENTS EXERCISE BOOK!!!
YOUR PARENTS!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
'stubborn shudders at the thought'
VampiricClown
02-12-2006, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by RavageRitual
I got a shitload of exercises, cause I found a book thing in my parents book shelf a couple months ago.
Gross dude! How the hell can you even read that book knowing that it's your parents???
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Gross dude! How the hell can you even read that book knowing that it's your parents???
Agreed! This actually reminds me of the time I was spending the night at my grandmother's (because I'm a great grandson) and I was going to bed in the guest room when I noticed sex tips books. I was creeped out and didn't have a good night of sleep. I still have nightmares about it! *shivers*
VampiricClown
02-12-2006, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Agreed! This actually reminds me of the time I was spending the night at my grandmother's (because I'm a great grandson) and I was going to bed in the guest room when I noticed sex tips books. I was creeped out and didn't have a good night of sleep. I still have nightmares about it! *shivers*
Omg! How did you not wind up in a mental hospital?!
Yellow Jacket
02-12-2006, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
Omg! How did you not wind up in a mental hospital?!
I have no clue!
bloodrayne
02-12-2006, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
Porn chicks? yeah...I'm pretty sure there's never gonna be much friction there.
What about (no offence, please don't take offence) baby bearning chicks? I honestly don't see how the fuck it'd be anywhere NEAR pristine condition...although I understand there IS surgery for that kinsa thing now...which, if I were a chick, I'd opt for...'cos after a baby, you're gonna have to do a fuck of alotta them ?kegels? to get your shit in order.
Disclaimer: I don't speak from experience, only assumption. I've never been a mother-fucker, and therefore do not know. I've actually wondered about that myself....All 3 of my kids were cut out of my belly, so I really wouldn't know.....Seems like the ones that have a lotta kids would have a really hard time ...uhh...ummm....reshaping?...
Elvis_Christ
02-12-2006, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
What I meant to say was "I'm hung like a lightswitch"
Elvis_Christ
02-12-2006, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Now we're getting classy.:rolleyes:
Yes we are.