View Full Version : Street Fightin'.... G Seveeeeeeeen
ItsAlive75
02-09-2006, 02:02 PM
Enough of these "Woe is Me" threads... let's get to punchin'!
Who in your immediate life (no celebrities, no one you've never physically come in contact with) do you wanna beat the ever-loving shit out of?
For me it'd be this guy in my Roman Civ. class who knows Latin and feels the need to share it every chance he gets. He knows all this Aeneid bullshit too, so he's always quoting it. I just wanna punch him in his belly. Plus he looks like the comic book store guy from the Simpsons, so he physically meets the criteria of "that guy who needs a whoopin".
Feel free to name anyone... babies, nuns, old people... whoever.
AUSTIN316426808
02-09-2006, 02:13 PM
My uncle Reggie, couple weeks ago I could've gotten Super Bowl tickets 'cause my aunt that he's married to is good friends with Archie Manning. She was going to give 'em to me but that fucker gave 'em to his boss. Basically I got screwed outta tickets so he could kiss ass.
I love everyone....here...have a flower.
http://www.nabooisland.com/digital-art/rose.jpg
AUSTIN316426808
02-09-2006, 02:38 PM
My gf's dad, not because of any one specific moment just because he's an asshole in general.
ItsAlive75
02-09-2006, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by newb
I love everyone....here...have a flower.
Too much love.... more with the fightin'.
stubbornforgey
02-09-2006, 03:22 PM
my bosses wife
who knows that i need this job cos of us just recently bought a house and takes every chance she can to annoy the fuckery out of me..
but if she carries on..house be damned..em gonna whop her sorry ass..
my 12 yr olds shadow boxing instructor
who has planted this 'you would feel better if your parents bought you 200$ training shoes' into her head..
he can go kiss my niggah ass too...9.99$ shoes have seen me right for 2 yrs.
our lawyer ..who has did fuck all during the house purchase
while i did all the leg work ..has sent us a bill of 1500$s...LOL...not in this lifetime biatch.
thats about it ..
oh last but not least...my neighbour
just cos em in a violent mood due to this thread. 'grr'
The STE
02-09-2006, 04:10 PM
"Never take crap from anyone."
-Jesus
Despare
02-09-2006, 04:21 PM
I used to fight pretty much every day at least once and now that I'm older and wiser I can safely say nobody. It will take a lot for somebody to get me to want to fight them now. All fighting ever did was get me into trouble and more fights, totally not worth it.
Although... with that whole flower thing, Newb's coming close. ;)
Yellow Jacket
02-09-2006, 05:09 PM
This kid in my Earth Science class. I won't tell his name, but I will say he's an annoying little fucker who deserves to have his teeth knocked in. And I so want to be the one to do it!
i'd say there's really only one person who i think deserves a good snot-pounding....
IA75
just kidding ---- feel the love!!
RavageRitual
02-09-2006, 06:58 PM
This little fuck shit kid named Mike Downie that spread a rumor throughout the entire high school that me and my best friend will were gay together. I will love the day I see him out of school.
Good thread Idea. Ill probobly have more later. I have alot of enemies.
noctuary
02-09-2006, 07:19 PM
This asshole at my job. I just got a new job, as my beloved (cough choke) pet store went out of business. This guy has been giving me a hard time ever since I started. He's one of those guys that tries to act totally hard and "gangsta." I want to knock his teeth out.
mothermold
02-09-2006, 08:55 PM
my docter recently prescribed this for me...and man does it work!
:rolleyes:
cheebacheeba
02-10-2006, 12:07 AM
There's this one philpino guy in my chef class, about 19.
He's a smart-ass in general, and thinks he's funny. He also frequently acts like he doesn't/shouldn't have to participate, because he's a know-it-all on account of his parents having a catering business, which incidentally, he's NEVER expressed an interest in working with. He talks during information sessions, makes stupid jokes, he's generally disinterested and you can tell he's only there because his parents have shoved him into it.
He's also very condescending to the rest of the class, whenever sometime learns something new, he's like rolling his eyes, and talks about how they don't know shit.
He won't act this way around ME, but all the same, I'd like to cut him.
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 03:55 AM
This serbian chick in our class who seems to think Cheebs is single.. Seems she doesn't actually know what the word "partner" means. I dont use the term "boyfriend". Ditched that years ago.
I will give it a few days then attack her from behind with my knife. hahhaah.
ItsAlive75
02-10-2006, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by Zero
i'd say there's really only one person who i think deserves a good snot-pounding....
IA75
just kidding ---- feel the love!!
Right back at ya, killer.
meetthecreeper
02-10-2006, 12:21 PM
These 2 fuks that I work with.
One is my bosses brother in law and the other is this other fuck that works next to him.
I'd like to sweep the leg and then punch the guy right in the throat.
Then kick the SOB until my toes are numb.
My boss has told me several times that he has had to fire technicians for fighting in the service department. Yes I know that jackass. I aint going to do it at work.
Funny how the bastard waits for me to leave work before he goes home.
I ll cut the fuker in the parking lot.
novakru
02-10-2006, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
These 2 fuks that I work with.
One is my bosses brother in law and the other is this other fuck that works next to him.
I'd like to sweep the leg and then punch the guy right in the throat.
Then kick the SOB until my toes are numb.
My boss has told me several times that he has had to fire technicians for fighting in the service department. Yes I know that jackass. I aint going to do it at work.
Funny how the bastard waits for me to leave work before he goes home.
I ll cut the fuker in the parking lot.
Note to self:Never,ever get on MTC's bad side.:D
cheebacheeba
02-10-2006, 12:42 PM
I know, I know...it's not meant to be someone you'd never actually come into contact with, but...this skyhawk idiot who has yet to develope balls enough to say anything to anyone but me, up in here.
If reality allowed for the situation, I think I'd ask him to have a few free shots, just so I could laugh it off. then I'd like to punch him squarely in the nose, repeatedly...not too hard, just hard enough to cause small breakages, and a lot of pain. Then I'd like to take my super-sharp chefs knife, shove it through his tongue right down until it came out behind his chin, and then I think I'd saw the knifes way out of there, slash his face, arms and hands a little, and apply lemon juice liberally. Then I'd probably just watch him slip around in his own blood a little, and call the emergency services for the poor guy. After all, I'd never want to kill anyone, but this one, I would like to see hurting more than a little.
Stupid immature shit.
Originally posted by meetthecreeper
These 2 fuks that I work with.
One is my bosses brother in law and the other is this other fuck that works next to him.
I'd like to sweep the leg and then punch the guy right in the throat.
Then kick the SOB until my toes are numb.
My boss has told me several times that he has had to fire technicians for fighting in the service department. Yes I know that jackass. I aint going to do it at work.
Funny how the bastard waits for me to leave work before he goes home.
I ll cut the fuker in the parking lot.
. . . or you could bake them a cake - a nice one with chocolate frosting and then maybe give them a little hug after they've had a slice and then say something like "hey, that's just for you being YOU"
of course, the whole leg sweep thing could work as well
Spallalala
02-10-2006, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
I know, I know...it's not meant to be someone you'd never actually come into contact with, but...this skyhawk idiot who has yet to develope balls enough to say anything to anyone but me, up in here.
If reality allowed for the situation, I think I'd ask him to have a few free shots, just so I could laugh it off. then I'd like to punch him squarely in the nose, repeatedly...not too hard, just hard enough to cause small breakages, and a lot of pain. Then I'd like to take my super-sharp chefs knife, shove it through his tongue right down until it came out behind his chin, and then I think I'd saw the knifes way out of there, slash his face, arms and hands a little, and apply lemon juice liberally. Then I'd probably just watch him slip around in his own blood a little, and call the emergency services for the poor guy. After all, I'd never want to kill anyone, but this one, I would like to see hurting more than a little.
Stupid immature shit.
Someone has anger managment issues.. hahah. :) I think I need to sort you out.