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Having just finished a horrid chinese take-out (I swear I saw a leash mark on the 'beef') I am soon to open my fortune cookie
I have opened this thread to allow people to predict what my fortune will be. I will reveal all at exactly 8:00pm Eastern Standard Time.
The winner will receive the fortune and the celophane wrapper - mailed to them with an autographed picture of everyone's favorite numeral - me!
allow me to be the first to post a reply to chimp boy.
Whatever the fortune is, remember to say the phrase "in bed" after reading it out loud, it's a must
As for the fortune...
"confucious say man with hairy ass needs lotion"
................."in bed"
MoonLit Meadow
02-07-2006, 03:07 PM
Hmm....I'm guessing it will say something like....
"An old friend will contact you again...you should tell them you now prefer new friends" ;)
Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Hmm....I'm guessing it will say something like....
"An old friend will contact you again...you should tell them you now prefer new friends" ;)
especially new friends like you [in bed - as taom reminds us]
:D
filmmaker2
02-07-2006, 03:23 PM
"You will soon embark upon a journey of discovery"
or possibly,
"Werewolves are creeping up to you as you sleep tonight"
or possibly
"What you think you know, you only think you know."
Originally posted by filmmaker2
"What you think you know, you only think you know." - IN BED!
oh my god - that's exactly what my ex said??!!
Originally posted by Zero
IN BED!
oh my god - that's exactly what my ex said??!!
Poor lil monkey *hands zero a case of beer*
It'll all be ok in a few months when you're done crying and drinking yourself into oblivion. btw....I'm game for helping with the drinking into oblivion.
given the overwhelming response - i've decided to extend the exciting fortune cookie contest until 8:30 EST
get those guesses in and be here for the big opening!
Originally posted by Zero
given the overwhelming response - i've decided to extend the exciting fortune cookie contest until 8:30 EST
get those guesses in and be here for the big opening!
of course - i meant 8:30am tomorrow morning - so take your time and get those guesses flowing in. . .
remember the prize you could win:
the actual fortune
the celophane wrapper
and. . . hold on to your hats kiddies . . . an autograph from Zero himself - - - try not to faint
ItsAlive75
02-07-2006, 04:51 PM
"You're going to find some money in a dude's face"
RavageRitual
02-07-2006, 05:04 PM
you will take it upon yourself to make someones day better
Originally posted by RavageRitual
you will take it upon yourself to make someones day better
.................in bed
MoonLit Meadow
02-07-2006, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Zero
especially new friends like you [in bed - as taom reminds us]
:D
LMAO! ;) Silly:p
"You will sleep tonight"
IN BED
hahahahaha.....that works pretty good.
leave it to Newb to make even the most stupidly amusing jokes mundane :D
Despare
02-07-2006, 06:30 PM
"For every door that closes two more will open."
"You are a born leader."
"Your accomplishments will be recognized today."
"The first day of the rest of your life begins today."
"You make those around you happy."
"You don't place people on pedestals."
"This insert has a protective coating."
Marroe
02-07-2006, 06:55 PM
You will die tonight....In bed. The words from that cookie shall be engraved on your tombstone.
And leave it to marrow to add that cute lil morbid view of hers to keep us all enthrawled.
Hmmm - tough one here. the actual fortune was:
"You are busy but you are happy"
which, in all fairness, doesn't sound like any of the predictions.
I suppose if anyone actually wants to win we could have the tie-breaker round -
On the back of the fortune are a series of "lucky numbers;" first one to pick one of those numbers wins one of those prizes.
Let the games begin!
VampiricClown
02-08-2006, 05:16 AM
Damn Zero, What happened to 8:30am? It's 9:14 here.:D Anyways....
"You will live out the rest of your days in happiness and wealth"
^^^ I've gotten three that said that exact same thing. So it's a good bet yours will.
Or maybe there never was a fortune cookie.:confused:
VampiricClown
02-08-2006, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Zero
Hmmm - tough one here. the actual fortune was:
"You are busy but you are happy"
which, in all fairness, doesn't sound like any of the predictions.
I suppose if anyone actually wants to win we could have the tie-breaker round -
On the back of the fortune are a series of "lucky numbers;" first one to pick one of those numbers wins one of those prizes.
Let the games begin!
Grrrr.... You finished typing before me.
so ---- guess a number (there's like a billion on the back of the slip)
YOU COULD BE A WINNER
VampiricClown
02-08-2006, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by Zero
so ---- guess a number (there's like a billion on the back of the slip)
YOU COULD BE A WINNER
76
33
49
28
6
stubbornforgey
02-08-2006, 11:30 AM
I bags 1 through to 10000000000001 :D
Despare
02-08-2006, 01:22 PM
4 8 15 16 23 42
VampiricClown
02-08-2006, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
I bags 1 through to 10000000000001 :D
But it's actually 100000000000002.
stubbornforgey
02-08-2006, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by VampiricClown
But it's actually 100000000000002.
well exccccccccccccuse me mr math'matician ..then i bags infinity googleplex.
'stubborn mumbles'
VampiricClown
02-08-2006, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by stubbornforgey
well exccccccccccccuse me mr math'matician ..then i bags infinity googleplex.
'stubborn mumbles'
Math'matician? I suck at math.:(
The STE
02-08-2006, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Despare
4 8 15 16 23 42
damn you
filmmaker2
02-08-2006, 02:05 PM
12.
just 12
Originally posted by VampiricClown
33
WINNER - just PM me your address and the prize will arrive shortly
CONGRATS VC!!!
stubbornforgey
02-08-2006, 03:54 PM
how come he won??
Its the male gender thing ain't it ..
Em going to the human rights commission about this.
oh yeah ..congrats Vamp ..ya ass kisser you :D
just so everyone knows...........
this entire post was a chimp scheme to get attention....
......in bed
:D
Originally posted by Taom
just so everyone knows...........
this entire post was a chimp scheme to get attention....
......in bed
:D
story of my (failed and miserable) life
:D
VampiricClown
02-08-2006, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Zero
WINNER - just PM me your address and the prize will arrive shortly
CONGRATS VC!!!
I'm psychic! No, really. It comes in my dreams. Sadly 90% of the shit comes true or has happened and I just haven't found out about it yet.:(
My address is:
Razeth Vect
1989 Nightmare Alley
Shadow Realm BW,
51689
:D