State a random fact about yourself

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Pretty straightforward I think. It can be anything, what you're wearing, a personality trait etc.

My favorite cereal is miniwheats because I can flip all of them over and pretend that they're good for me.

[Marroe]

I've had a big knot in the back of my hair for 2 days.

[pinkfloyd45769]

My fave color is purple (i bet you guys thought it was pink) :D

[stubbornforgey]

i dont like cold fizzy drinks..
but then ..i dont like hot coffee either.

[AUSTIN316426808]

I feel off a house once

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
My fave color is purple (i bet you guys thought it was pink) :D WOW...You sure had us fooled....Woulda never guessed.....


Damn...You're GOOD


:D :D :D



Umm...I don't have any 'random facts'...I don't really know anything about me that you guys don't already know.....


Hmm...


Oh...Wait a minute....


The ONLY thing that I 'sorta' have in common with my mother is that she's 13 years older than her boyfriend...


Yeah...We're sickos:D

[pinkfloyd45769]

Yeah, i'm pretty good at fooling people!! :p

[The STE]

my second choice career behind screewriter is to be a cunelinguist

[ShankS]

Originally posted by bloodrayne


The ONLY thing that I 'sorta' have in common with my mother is that she's 13 years older than her boyfriend...


Yeah...We're sickos:D

and I bet he's younger than you :eek: :D

;)

[stubbornforgey]

its 11.30 am..Sunday
em on the comp and my husband just asked me to go to bed ..he wants sex..
I just swung the chair around n told him to get up n go sex the lawns..em busy.. :D

[ShankS]

Originally posted by stubbornforgey
its 11.30 am..Sunday
em on the comp and my husband just asked me to go to bed ..he wants sex..
I just swung the chair around n told him to get up n go sex the lawns..em busy.. :D

well, thats nice to know, you'd rather chat about crap to us lot than get fucked senseless by your other half. :p

;)

[dewaholic]

I'm addicted to caffeine. If I go half a day with no caffeine of any kind, I get a head ache.
I have a 4 year old boy
I'm addicted to video games
I have 3 tattoos
Summer is my favorite season
favorite holiday is halloween
I know a bit of spanish
doing 100 or more crunches relieve stress or anger



Ok so I gave more than 1. There will be more on the way later.

[massacre man]

i like to stare at full moons and touch myself while staring at the full moon.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
i like to stare at full moons and touch myself while staring at the full moon. That's 2! :D

[KF100]

I have to use the washroom really bad but I don't wanna get up.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
That's 2! :D :D that makes everyone else weird, we're normal.

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by The STE
my second choice career behind screewriter is to be a cunelinguist

LOL

and if that didn't fall through, you'd be more than qualified enough to be an Analinguist.

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by KF100
I have to use the washroom really bad but I don't wanna get up.

Where are you from? Just curious cuz ya said washroom, not bathroom or rest room. Hardly ever hear ( or see) the word washroom

[KF100]

I'm at my house lol.I don't know I barely ever call it the bathroom either the washroom or the john lol.

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by KF100
I'm at my house lol.I don't know I barely ever call it the bathroom either the washroom or the john lol.

I said where are you from not where are you at. lol

[Haunted]

I probably hate you

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Haunted
I probably hate you I probably hate whoever you hate

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

No matter where I'm standing, I'm always surrounded by idiots.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
I probably hate whoever you hate And you both probably hate me! :( :p

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
And you both probably hate me! :( :p damn straight i hate you...

*feels guilty*


*feels more guilty*



i can't even pretend to hate you...

[Haunted]

Yeah, Pink, you are definitely one of the people that I don't hate.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Haunted
Yeah, Pink, you are definitely one of the people that I don't hate. Whew, you guys had me all worried! :)

[AUSTIN316426808]

I have 8 Brett Favre jerseys.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Whew, you guys had me all worried! :) Worry is nothing more than the lesbian cousin of being calm.

[pinkfloyd45769]

A random fact, i love fruit snacks!!!!! :D

[santan'spawn666]

i have to pee

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by santan'spawn666
i have to pee I have to shit!!! KIDDING!!!!!! :D

[massacre man]

Originally posted by santan'spawn666
i have to pee i hate you for saying a joke already used in here...

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

Originally posted by santan'spawn666
i have to pee

despite your best efforts that's actually a perfectly legitimate post.

[santan'spawn666]

god, ther's so much hate in the world these days.
i didn't know that one was already used in here. sorry

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
i hate you for saying a joke already used in here... Was my shit joke already used? I'm too lazsy to go back and read it all!

[X¤MurderDoll¤X]

I like Bjork

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Was my shit joke already used? I'm too lazsy to go back and read it all! i don't know, but i can forgive you, i like you

[pinkfloyd45769]

I'm eating ice cream!!

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
i don't know, but i can forgive you, i like you Much thanks to you my friend!!! :D

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I'm eating ice cream!! http://www.horror.com/forum/avatar.php?userid=6344&dateline=1138827968

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
http://www.horror.com/forum/avatar.php?userid=6344&dateline=1138827968 LMAO! :D :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I'm eating ice cream!! Hmmm...Maybe that's why you have to shit...lol

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hmmm...Maybe that's why you have to shit...lol HI BLOODRAYNE!

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by massacre man
HI BLOODRAYNE! Hi Sweetheart....I can't type too much...Feeding the baby...AGAIN

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Feeding the baby...AGAIN http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg?

[Posher778]

i've had really bad chapped lips for 4 years and they have never gone away.


i've been shot in the leg with a nail gun because my cousin is a lousy shot...nailer?

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Hi Sweetheart....I can't type too much...Feeding the baby...AGAIN I could feed him for you...it would take me like 3 hours to get to you from here, but i could!!! ;)

[massacre man]

You should run PF, it will take like 5 minutes then.

[friday13thfan]

i like eggs

[ItsAlive75]

I hate children.

[Posher778]

same

[cheebacheeba]

I REALLY love steamed pork buns from the bakery in chinatown.

I am mystified by my knives

I am looking at a calculator, under a book.

The hospital I was born in, was torn down two years later.

I start my studies tommorow.

I don't like the taste of green tea, but I drink it anyway...

They call me Bruce.

My dog saved my life by chomping a funnel-web spider.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I have a really, really long tongue
I have small feet
My spine is crooked

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I have a really, really long tongue
:confused:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by massacre man
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39339000/jpg/_39339680_rings300pa.jpg? HaHa...That thing looks pissed cuz that kid puked on its face...lol

[massacre man]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HaHa...That thing looks pissed cuz that kid puked on its face...lol i can just picture him saying "RAWR" in a real calm voice just staring at the kid

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
:confused: I can touch the bottom of my chin,i'll have to take a pic. I think it's my only talent!! :p

[massacre man]

I can touch the bottom of my chin... with my finger.

[noctuary]

I'm colorblind.

[Despare]

I'm very competetive, I once had a contest with my cousin to see who could jump from the highest point of a tree. A bloody nose and broken wrist later I won.

[Spallalala]

I hate people that carry little fucking things that jingle.

Kids running around without parental supervision pisses me off.

When my mobile rings, I usually dont answer it.

[mothermold]

my nose is crooked from breaking it as a child and never getting it reset.

i have two different colored eyes-one green one blue.

[stubbornforgey]

em not happy with the way they have fucked around with
coke flavours. grr

[stubbornforgey]

Originally posted by mothermold
my nose is crooked from breaking it as a child and never getting it reset.

i have two different colored eyes-one green one blue.
like david bowie..
k..i posted in the wrong thread..
somewhere around here is a reply that states..
i hate what they have done to coke flavours..
just ignore it folks..its supposed to be in here . 'grin'

[Haunted]

My dad's an asshole, and I hate him.

[cheebacheeba]

I prefer honeydew Melon to rockmelon.
I don't like canteloupe/pawpaw at all.

I ironed two chef uniforms today.

I'm thinking about making some tea.

I don't like killing things, people I'm not sure on yet, but in my time I've accidentally killed a bird, and maliciously wiped out some bugs, and spiders...I guess that was a childhood thing, but I still feel a little guilty about it.

Fish, I LOVE fish. My favourites are altantic salmon, snapper, swordfish, sashimi cut tuna and barramundi.

My yahoo pool rules you.

[Spallalala]

Originally posted by Haunted
My dad's an asshole, and I hate him.

My dad WAS an asshole too. Mine died. Always grateful of that happening. We have something in common. :)

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by Haunted
My dad's an asshole, and I hate him.

Haven't talked to mine in over a year, I don't hate Him but We aren't talking.

[mcilroy]

I'am A Big Celtic Football Club Supporter

[ItsAlive75]

My favorite word is "tepid".

[Posher778]

i have a phobia

[bloodrayne]

I have HUGE feet...So do my kids


Everyone knows it in real life...But, you guys couldn't...So, I suppose that makes it a random fact here...

[Posher778]

make a pic of ur feet your avatar so we can see:D no not really.. haha. i have monster feet too, and i can swim very fast because of it.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by Posher778
make a pic of ur feet your avatar so we can see:D no not really.. haha. i have monster feet too, and i can swim very fast because of it. <<<15 1/2

[pinkfloyd45769]

Another random fact about me, i have 4 tatoos and my belly button is pierced!!!


Damn, i wish i had some interesting facts!!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
Another random fact about me, i have 4 tatoos and my belly button is pierced!!!


Damn, i wish i had some interesting facts!! it would be more interesting if you said what the tattoos were

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
it would be more interesting if you said what the tattoos were A butterfly, heart,star and a symbol thingy.

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
A butterfly, heart,star and a symbol thingy. symbol thingy? you don't know what it is? it could be a Nazi symbol or something and you wouldn't know.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by massacre man
symbol thingy? you don't know what it is? it could be a Nazi symbol or something and you wouldn't know. I know what it is, its a secret!!

[massacre man]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
I know what it is, its a secret!! http://www.jackassdvd.com/productimages/roundhimbelt.jpg

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Posher778
make a pic of ur feet your avatar so we can see:D Well...I don't have any pix of my feet...But, I HAVE posted pix of my toenails (claws) here before...It's been a long time...Soooo...

Here they are again;)

Left foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/leftfoottoes.jpg
Right foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/rightfoottoe.jpg
Here's a view from the top, right foot:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/rightfoottoetopview.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/leftfoottoesfishnet.jpg

Aren't they just so wickedly, creepy, cool?:cool: :D :p


OH...And another random fact...I can use my feet like hands (long toes) which Seri says is 'cheating' when we wrestle...heh...And I have very long legs, which also helps when wrestling;)

[Posher778]

ack! i didn;t mean that literally! oh well. hmm, i would use your toenails of pointy doom as a weapon when wrestling

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Well...I don't have any pix of my feet...But, I HAVE posted pix of my toenails (claws) here before...It's been a long time...Soooo...

Here they are again;)

Left foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/leftfoottoes.jpg
Right foot, side view:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/rightfoottoe.jpg
Here's a view from the top, right foot:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/rightfoottoetopview.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v69/BloodRayne/leftfoottoesfishnet.jpg

Aren't they just so wickedly, creepy, cool?:cool: :D :p


OH...And another random fact...I can use my feet like hands (long toes) which Seri says is 'cheating' when we wrestle...heh...And I have very long legs, which also helps when wrestling;)

:eek: I take it that you never wear shoes, cuz damn that would be painful in shoes.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by dewaholic
:eek: I take it that you never wear shoes, cuz damn that would be painful in shoes. Nope....Just my knee boots;)

[Tat2]

Women are my weakness.

I have two ex-wives, a third wife...who is unbelievably beautiful...that I have been seperated from but dating, dating another girl, and a hot little 22 year old girl that has been trying to get me to go to bed with her for a month (but somehow have been able to say no to each time!) All of this and I still work between 50-60 hrs a week!

[Dante'sInferno]

I am a preety cool person once u get to know me...well i have to open up to u first...but the problem on here is,Ive made myself sound like a fucking retard.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
I am a preety cool person once u get to know me...well i have to open up to u first...but the problem on here is,Ive made myself sound like a fucking retard. No, you don't sound like a retard.I think you seem pretty cool :)

[Dante'sInferno]

Originally posted by pinkfloyd45769
No, you don't sound like a retard.I think you seem pretty cool :) YAY! Someone thinks im cool! wOO wOOt:D

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
YAY! Someone thinks im cool! wOO wOOt:D You'll be even cooler if you comment me back(myspace). :p

[Dante'sInferno]

Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D



















....

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Okay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D



















.... I've commented you twice!!! :p

[Dante'sInferno]

Your comment has been sent....and im in your top 8 list!!!:D


Thanks!

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
Your comment has been sent....and im in your top 8 list!!!:D


Thanks! I show my love for my HDC friends!!! :D

[Dante'sInferno]

:D

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
:( :( I fucked my thing up one day and i think i deleted people. You and Tim are both gone, and a couple other people!! :confused:

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Oh, that's not what I meant, Mags, I only meant that I had nothing random to say about myself at this moment. LOL, sorry. I could request you if you want. oops, i'm an idiot!! Yeah, you can request me again!!

[zomb5150]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Posher778
[B]i've had really bad chapped lips for 4 years and they have never gone away.


that's because Your lips lose alot of moisture when You give head:D

[pinkfloyd45769]

I'm addicted to mints, i always have a damn mint in my mouth!! I have one in right NOW!!! :p

[Dante'sInferno]

I like to listen to people talk...I like accents as well.

[zomb5150]

I like to play Nirvana songs on my bass guitar.:)

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by zomb5150
I like to play Nirvana songs on my bass guitar.:) I can play 1 Nirvana song,i suck!!

[Marroe]

I LOVE Penguins, and I want one.

My mom was named after Native American word meaning "Little Flower" and I was named after a "Flowering Plant".:rolleyes:

[Dante'sInferno]

My favorite animal would be the Panda Bear.

[pinkfloyd45769]

I'm a major shoe freak!! This thread is starting to sound like an AA meeting or something!! :p

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Dante'sInferno
My favorite animal would be the Panda Bear. I thought Panda's weren't "bears"?

[zomb5150]

my middle name is Harmon:)

[Dude Guadalupe]

I was born dead

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
I was born dead

It's likely You'll die that way too.:)

[VampiricClown]

no one cares

[hammerfan]

Next Sunday I'm being nominated to be on the Church Council at my church.

[Spallalala]

I dont get my rags anymore...Woohoo to me..

I like to bitch at ignorant assholes.

I find myself thinking about sex alot more then most guys.

I gotta itch in the middle of my back and cant reach it.

[VampiricClown]

Hmmm.... Not really about me, but it's snowing pretty good outside right now. lol

[VampiricClown]

My middle name is Cole.

I've never had sex.

I don't have any friends.

I do not usually get along with other males.

People think I'm a stalker.

I don't have any piercings or Tattoo's.

And I'm usually either pissed off or depressed 98% of the time.

[hellfire1]

i keep to myself so much that people never notice me.

@spallalala : you lucky girl (you can guess what random fact of your's i'm commenting on).

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
My middle name is Cole.

I've never had sex.

I don't have any friends.

I do not usually get along with other males.

People think I'm a stalker.

I don't have any piercings or Tattoo's.

And I'm usually either pissed off or depressed 98% of the time.

I think sex is overrated anyway, You can have just as much fun with a good porno, lubricating jelly and Your hand, and if You wanna try something really fun carve a hole into a cantelope and fuck the hell out of it, I'd recommend putting down some newspapers or a towel as a drop cloth because as You start to really get into it and Your giving it all you got You'll tend to get seeds and natural fruit juices all over the place.
most of all just have fun, You'll get laid before You know it.:)

[Zero]

Originally posted by zomb5150
got You'll tend to get seeds and natural fruit juices all over the place.


uhm, dude, those are totally UNNATURAL fruit "juices"

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by Zero
uhm, dude, those are totally UNNATURAL fruit "juices"

Well the towel (or newspapers) are intended catch to His man-goo also.

important note: after carving a hole to accomodate the size of Your penis heat cantelope for 30-45 seconds in a microwave oven to help simulate the natural warm body temperature of a real live woman.:D

[Angra]

I´m lazy..

[newb]

i like chicken salad.

[RavageRitual]

I have epididimytitis, which is where my epididimis swells up and hurts real bad . For those who dont know what your epididimis is.. its the tube that connects to your testecales.

[newb]

Originally posted by RavageRitual
I have epididimytitis, which is where my epididimis swells up and hurts real bad . For those who dont know what your epididimis is.. its the tube that connects to your testecales.



ouch

[The STE]

Originally posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
LOL

and if that didn't fall through, you'd be more than qualified enough to be an Analinguist.

what's an analinguist?

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by newb
ouch

yea, it sucks....

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by zomb5150
Well the towel (or newspapers) are intended to His man-goo also.

important note: after carving a hole to accomodate the size of Your penis heat cantelope for 30-45 seconds in a microwave oven to help simulate the natural warm body temperature of a real live woman.:D

There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D

[RavageRitual]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D

wow, you must be fuckin huge!
as if my self esteem isnt already an alltime low.

who gives:D

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by RavageRitual
wow, you must be fuckin huge!
as if my self esteem isnt already an alltime low.

who gives:D

:cool:

Don't feel bad Ravage. It's not all that great. No one cares.

[Marroe]

The X-ray showed I have a brusied bone in my left arm.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Dude Guadalupe
I was born dead And...Conceived in a cemetery

[RavageRitual]

I have an obsession with womens legs.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Marroe
The X-ray showed I have a brusied bone in my left arm. Oh yeah...cos of this I have the whole night off work:D

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D

Well in a case such as Yours, I'd suggest fucking a pumpkin or watermellon.

I envy You:(

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Marroe
I LOVE Penguins, and I want one.

Just for you Marroehttp://c.myspace.com/Groups/00006/86/65/6785668_m.gif

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by zomb5150
Well in a case such as Yours, I'd suggest fucking a pumpkin or watermellon.

I envy You:(

Why envy me? Like I posted earlier, It's not that great..... really. I personally could care less about it.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
Just for you Marroehttp://c.myspace.com/Groups/00006/86/65/6785668_m.gif Awwwwwwwwww:)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Marroe
Awwwwwwwwww:)

;)

[dewaholic]

Ok here's some more of me: I love cats of all kinds from domestic house cats to ferocious jungle cats. Once I held a baby lion.
I write, but only have poetry published cuz I procrastinate way too much to write a book.
I love guys with long hair & tattoos & prefer the younger ones.
I love fruit, but HATE blueberries & grapefruit.
I can never go to sleep easily no matter how tired I am.
I try to have at least 2 cups of coffee a day.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by dewaholic
I love guys with long hair & tattoos & prefer the younger ones.
*whistles innocently*

[dewaholic]

lol

[Elvis_Christ]

I'm fucked off :mad:

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'm fucked off :mad: Ummm...Is that anything like 'pissed' off...Or...something else?

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'm fucked off :mad:

:confused: Did someone tell you to fuck off?

[Elvis_Christ]

No

[pinkfloyd45769]

When i was like 15 i was starving myself. I passed out during softball practice and my family found out so i got better!!

[Elvis_Christ]

Weird

[pinkfloyd45769]

I just never felt skinny enough, now i know it was really dumb.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'm fucked off :mad: cos I left, huh?:cool:

[hulkamaniak]

I get more scared watching low rated movies like boogeyman and the grudge then higher rated one like excorcist and jaws

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by hulkamaniak
I like Hulk Hogan

[hulkamaniak]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ


Cant stand the old fart, which may bring people reason to ask why the username

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by hulkamaniak
I'm not making sense

[hulkamaniak]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Oi Hulk, id be honoured for you to come to my beer bash tonite, the dress code is everyone must wear stockings

I do believe i will be coming, but only due to the fantastic dresscode you stated

[Marroe]

:rolleyes:

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by hulkamaniak
I do believe i will be coming, but only due to some dogs makin out on my front lawn which really excites me

[hulkamaniak]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ


I will admit both our ex girlfriends have the decency not to do it on the grass

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by hulkamaniak
I'm touching my balls right now thats why nothing I type makes sense, you might find this weird but hey everyone has their skeltons in the closet.

[Dude Guadalupe]

Skeltons? Like Red Skelton?

[AUSTIN316426808]

One time after practice I accidentally went into the girls lockerroom and found out the hard way that one of the cheerleaders had a better arm than our quarterback.

[Angra]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
One time after practice I accidentally went into the girls lockerroom and found out the hard way that one of the cheerleaders had a better arm than our quarterback.



Oh yeah sure..... "accidentally"..:rolleyes:


Pffffffffffffh!!!

:p

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
One time after practice I accidentally went into the girls lockerroom and found out the hard way that one of the cheerleaders had a better arm than our quarterback.


HAHA! Dude, It's NEVER Accidental. That would be like someone saying they had sex accidentally. Especially coming from the guy.

[Taom]

depends on the amount of alcohol involved......


I can rememebr some women that sure as fuck seemed like an accident the day after.....

[Taom]

anyways...........back on topic.............random facts........



I write depressive/violent/ lovesick/ hateful songs, poems, etc

I'm 5'8"

I'm also an artist.....


I do electronics installations for a living...

I currently have rotator cuff tendonitis in my left shoulder, and I am left handed (thus all the posts about pills being good) >:]

[hammerfan]

I got contact lenses today

[LegallyInsane]

I'm currently drinking Chocolate Milk and I'm in school.

[The Flayed One]

I make an excellent home made 3-cheese stuffed pasta.

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by The Flayed One
I make an excellent home made 3-cheese stuffed pasta.


What time's dinner? :D

[Yellow Jacket]

I'm very critical.

[Yellow Jacket]

I masturbate a lot.

[Spallalala]

I love to clean ( when Im stoned ) and organise alot.

[Yellow Jacket]

I barely get any sleep.

[cheebacheeba]

But, do you clean WHILE masturbating....EHHHHH??!?!?

My random facts -
I have a saw lower back...mainly due to the way I sleep.
I'm watching "ready steady cook"

[cheebacheeba]

Buffed...haha

[Marroe]

Here's something not many people at ALL know about me...I can actually sing very well, when I'm not being a moron with it as I usually am. But my voice seems to only sound right country type music, or rockabilly. A lil bit ago I was singin "Ring of fire" to my cat:p She likes it.

Also, when I was 5, someone stole my shoes at Showbiz.:(

[ENTITY2000]

i drink hot tea and love mayonaise sandwiches!

[dewaholic]

I can't stand country music at all. However I do like the song Garth Brooks sang with the monsters on Sesame Street ( I do have a 4 year old)
I like hot food. Spicy hot. So hot, I need a jug of cold dew by my side & my eyes water.
I like sex anywhere but the bedroom ( bedroom sex blah)
I got a letter from London today from a publishing company that wants my poetry to go international. :D

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
I never said I liked it, just that I sing it better than anything else. So you're not alone. Congrats on the letter, dew.

Oh ok cool. lol
Thanx. I threw it away though. Might regret it but, for 1 they want me to come up with a new poem & I have nothing brewing in my head at the moment. Plus to get a copy of the book is 47 american dollars & I'm broke. ( I love seeing my name in print maybe some day my name will be in lights too lol )

[Marroe]

My eyes are kind of a crappy dark green color, but when bright light hits em, they turn amberish with red in the middle. Freaks me out...redness. They get REALLY freaky lookin when I'm in bright sun...kinda like a cat.

[hellfire1]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
I sing better country than anything else, myself. I do a lot aof Bobby Darin and some others, but mostly country. Nothing wrong with that Marroe.:)


HAHA !

:p

[cheebacheeba]

I have a short fuse...something I'm trying to work on.

I don't like having headaches or the blocked nose thing only on one side, I'd rather both sides hurt/were blocked, because lack of equilibrium is something that I have trouble with, in any shape or form.

A large part (perhaps even the slight majority) of the music I like was made before I was born.

The same as above, with cars in place of music.

I intermittantly try to eat foods I don't like at all, just to see if anything's changed.

I was actually expelled from high school for hurting someone.
Took a shitty path for a while after that, but have since done all my studies through TAFE (Technical And Further Education).

I simply cannot wire electronic things. Hate it.

Eh, there's more, as always...some other time.

[Marroe]

I got up and hour ago, and STILL have 2 hours before work...crazyness.

[Spallalala]

Marroe...Ya look stoned. ;)



I love all the manly stuff ( electronics, cars , chicks :P ).. Always been a bit tomboy.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Spallalala
Marroe...Ya look stoned. ;) My eyeball?:confused:

[Spallalala]

Originally posted by Marroe
My eyeball?:confused:


Yeah your eyeball...What else.. Your eyebrow?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Spallalala
Yeah your eyeball...What else.. Your eyebrow? I was just making sure you couldn't see me like...right now.:)

[novakru]

I'm pregnant:)

[hammerfan]

Originally posted by novakru
I'm pregnant:)

Are you really???????!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When's the baby due?

[cheebacheeba]

I'm pregnant
Surprise, surprise...



I want to specialise in making sashimi, yep, I actually want to study in Japan for a year, somewhere down the line.

I prefer drinking coke from a glass bottle, especially the "classic" variety.

My favourite beers are Coopers Red (Aust), Guiness, Schneiderweiss, Grolsche (?sp?), James Squire, Caffreys, Holandia, Elephant, and Beez Neez - Honey wheat Beer.
Other than that, I don't really like beer at all...and even the above-mentioned are only occasional.

I have no fear whatsoever of spiders, scorpions, dogs or snakes.
Wasps and bees, however, I don't like.

Everything I prepare for myself will either have pepper, chilli, or garlic in it.

A good salad...I love...People just don't spend enough time making them spectacular.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Originally posted by novakru
I'm pregnant:) Yaaaaaayyyyyy!!!! :D

[Dante'sInferno]

My favorite movie is a tie with Clerks. and Taxi Driver..










Oh yeah...my favorite band is NIN...

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by VampiricClown
HAHA! Dude, It's NEVER Accidental. That would be like someone saying they had sex accidentally. Especially coming from the guy.



Seriously, it was an accident. I was the lucky freshman picked to run inside everytime a coach or captain got thirsty, our locker room was across from the girls', I took a left instead of a right.

[cheebacheeba]

I saw two old bitches walk into a male bathroom at Westfield, then I heard one go "oh", and they walked out, kinda doing that embarrassed "I'm a stupid old senile biatch" laugh.

[Zero]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
Seriously, it was an accident. I was the lucky freshman picked to run inside everytime a coach or captain got thirsty, our locker room was across from the girls', I took a left instead of a right.

embarassing admission - i always get right and left confused - i'm hell to drive with if you're navigating

[Marroe]

My favorite cheese is Monterey Jack, I could eat it everday and sometimes do....making tacos with it now:)

I love to smell tea bags...the real tea kind! Don't start:p

[Zero]

Originally posted by Marroe
My favorite cheese is Monterey Jack, I could eat it everday and sometimes do....making tacos with it now:)

I love to smell tea bags...the real tea kind! Don't start:p

do you - on occassion - cut the cheese while you're tea bagging?

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Zero
do you - on occassion - cut the cheese while you're tea bagging? haha, thats gotta be the oddest thing I have heard/seen all day. Good Job!

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by novakru
I'm pregnant:)

Congratulations!!

[Zero]

Originally posted by Marroe
haha, thats gotta be the oddest thing I have heard/seen all day. Good Job!

thank you very much


OH and congrats NOVA - and, for the record, no matter what the rumour mill is spreading - I am NOT the father. . . let's just get that straight right now

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by novakru
I'm pregnant:)


Congradulations, hope everything goes well.

[Spallalala]

I fart way too much.

[dewaholic]

I saw a guy at the store with a purse. A freaking purse! & this is America not Europe. I wear a chained wallet ( only cuz I don't wanna deal with or have enough things to put in a purse.
I don't wear make up.
I'm hooked on the Sopranos. Love any mob movie too.

[Spallalala]

I clean my ears with cotton tips after every shower.. There always clean.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by dewaholic
I wear a chained wallet ( only cuz I don't wanna deal with or have enough things to put in a purse.
I don't wear make up.
Here, too...But I DO wear mascara and eyeliner, but I DON'T carry them with me...

If I'm going to the club, I'll put on lipstick...And I'll carry that in my boot;)

[Spallalala]

I have never been to a concert in my life. except for a christmas one we had in school.

[ItsAlive75]

I drink a lot.

[stubbornforgey]

have never worn makeup..
the only time i touch lipstick is when em in a hurry to scrawl a note on the mirror for my bloody kids to clean it after they have
showered..I just rush in and grab one of my neices many colours.
yelling seems to get me nowhere..

[1beastieibe]

My elbows are double jointed:D

[novakru]

Originally posted by Zero
thank you very much


OH and congrats NOVA - and, for the record, no matter what the rumour mill is spreading - I am NOT the father. . . let's just get that straight right now

I might as well admit it,I mean if we try and contain the crazy rumors....they only get out of control.
So I will go ahead for the record and put this to an end now....
Sorry you boys have to find out this way but*sigh* here it is....

Skoof
Zero
Zomb
And IA
We will have to have a DNA test after baby is born to determine who my baby's daddy is:D

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by novakru

Skoof
Zero
Zomb
And IA
We will have to have a DNA test after baby is born to determine who my baby's daddy is:D

I call not it.

[dewaholic]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Here, too...But I DO wear mascara and eyeliner, but I DON'T carry them with me...

If I'm going to the club, I'll put on lipstick...And I'll carry that in my boot;)

Wow here I thought I was the only chick that did that. :cool:

[Katrina]

I hate onions.

[DarkwingMantis]

I used to eat potting soil when I was very little

[novakru]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Ummmmm, you forgot someone there chickie. :p

Probably several,but you know,I have my upstanding membership in the community to worry about.....besides when you do a Maury show about paternity...they always LOVE it when you keep coming back;)

[novakru]

ouch:p

[novakru]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
And you, my sweet sweet friend, should keep things like that VERY secret.:p

I'm knocked up now,which means I can say stuff I normally wouldn't-lol.

Just take as it is:a joke,just filling boring time:cool:

[Yellow Jacket]

I have a lot of time on my hands.

[cheebacheeba]

I generally prefer savoury things than sweet.

I think mini fire extinguishers, eg - the ones you have in cars - would make excellent defensive weapons. A dose of that to the face, and you KNOW you''re not seeing shit.

Most things I look at or buy are cooking/food prep. related.

I have a 13 year old brother, there's nobody closer.
I'd kill every single other living relative, if it was down to them or him.

I've been moderately electrocuted four times, never needed hospitalisation...

3D glasses make me feel sick.

I think the Marx Brothers were comical genuises, FAR ahead of their time.

[Steve_Hutchison]

I NEVER have free time.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
ON or IN your hands? I dont really wanna know, was just making sure, lol.

ON! :p

[Marroe]

My toe hurts

[Babygurl20]

i bleached my hair and now it looks like shit. i sleep with a bear I have had since I was 5, his name is cuddles. I have a blind cat who is white with one green eye and one blue eye.

Oh yeah, and my neck feels like somebody punched me in the bitch. Hope I'm not gettin sick.

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
My head is numb. Just shaved it.

Again?

[Zero]

Originally posted by novakru
I might as well admit it,I mean if we try and contain the crazy rumors....they only get out of control.
So I will go ahead for the record and put this to an end now....
Sorry you boys have to find out this way but*sigh* here it is....

Skoof
Zero
Zomb
And IA
We will have to have a DNA test after baby is born to determine who my baby's daddy is:D

should we name it "Zero, Jr." or "Minus One?"

i hope it has my eyes (because I seem to have lost them, i know i put them somewhere . . . but, of course, now i can't see a damn thing)

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
My head is numb. Just shaved it.

Do you have a picture of it? If so, can you post it here?

[HappyCamper]

i have a birthmark on my right lower arm, that's shaped like a garden gnome

[wood_elf_pansy]

i just got a new tattoo a couple weeks ago.

it says Alyssa on it, the picture sucks.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b206/me_as_a_mom/e62fre21.jpg

[novakru]

Originally posted by Zero
should we name it "Zero, Jr." or "Minus One?"

i hope it has my eyes (because I seem to have lost them, i know i put them somewhere . . . but, of course, now i can't see a damn thing)

lol
minus one-LMAO

[novakru]

We have twin cats

Edit:There was suppose to be a pic of my cat here

[Elvis_Christ]

I'm tapping my feet to Anthrax.

[Posher778]

i only excercise by playing DDR on heavy.


i hate when people get the wrong idea about me.

[Yellow Jacket]

I prolongue a lot of things. I have a project for Science due tommorrow and I haven't touched it once yet. I have to start working on it tonight.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Here ya go. This pic was taken lastnight. I just got finished razor shaving it.

You don't look bad bald at all! Actually, I can't imagine you with hair!

[Posher778]

YJ what grade are you in?



my greatest physical fear is having both my achilles tendons sliced open.

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Here ya go.

Okay, so you look good both ways. Now, I could never pull off being bald. Though, it'd be funny as hell to see!

[Posher778]

Originally posted by Posher778
YJ what grade are you in?

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Posher778
YJ what grade are you in?


9th grade! I'm a stupid Freshman! :p

[Posher778]

i thought you were older than me.. eh whatever

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
LOL, you'll never know til ya try.

Do you honestly think this would look good bald?

[Posher778]

wow... re sizeee

[Yellow Jacket]

Okay, my computer was screwing with me, so here's my picture.

[friday13thfan]

Originally posted by Yellow Jacket
Okay, my computer was screwing with me, so here's my picture.


...........i can't picture you blad but i cn picture you with a long pony-tail

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by friday13thfan
...........i can't picture you blad but i cn picture you with a long pony-tail

Yeah, so can I. Maybe I'll do it soemtime soon. Maybe.

[Marroe]

I like hair metal WAY too much.

[Elvis_Christ]

http://www.zvrk.co.yu/Slike/muzika/muzicari-1/wasp-lir11.JPG

\m/ \m/

[Elvis_Christ]

I'm going to bed.....

[stubbornforgey]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
I'm tapping my feet to Anthrax.

em getting down to SOAD..

[zomb5150]

It's 3:56 in the morning I can't sleep, I'm enjoying a bottle of orange flavored Zima XXX left over from a party and some chicken parmigiana.......life is good:)

[zomb5150]

I'm getting my first tattoo on Monday.:)

[cheebacheeba]

I will never understand quite how kfc smells about a thousand times better than it ever ends up tasting...also, why they seem to use sweet coleslaw mayo on their chicken burgers...it just makes 'em shitty.

[AUSTIN316426808]

I didn't even know people still drank Zima.

[zomb5150]

Originally posted by AUSTIN316426808
I didn't even know people still drank Zima.

Neither did I...someone brought a few 6 packs of it over to My house for a party and there were about six bottles left over afterwards, I've been enjoying those along with some Smirnoff Triple Black Ice.
It even comes in multiple flavors like orange, hard cherry, fruit punch and of course original citrus, It's not bad really:)

If You'd like to try some (assuming You are of legal age) PM Me with Your mailing address and I'll send You a bottle, please allow 3-5 days for delivery.