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[The_Return]

Whoa!

Happy B-Day Zero!!

[mothermold]

it's zero's birthday?

...then happy birthday mang! is bannana cream okay were outta chunky monkey?

[newb]

Happy birthday to our favorite monkey.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/monkey_Front.gif

[Spallalala]

Happy Birthday Mr Zero , Have a good one.

[VampiricClown]

Happy B'Day to ya Z-Man!

[ENTITY2000]

happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
you look like a monkey
and you smell like one to!:D ;)

[ItsAlive75]

Fourth from the bottom, first in our hearts.

[Dante'sInferno]

Happy fucking Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!Now blow out your candle's or die..

[Angra]

Happy birthday, monkeyboy.:cool:

[AUSTIN316426808]

Happy Birthday

Have a good one and many more.

[Haunted]

Happy birthday, sweetie. I hope it's enjoyable! Eat lots of cake!

[Despare]

Happy birthday! So... what'dya get?

[slasherman]

..hey happy b.

[PR3SSUR3]

Happy birthday! So... what'dya get?

Older, I would have thought.

[hammerfan]

Happy birthday Zero! Hope you have a fantastic day!

[ShankS]

hey Zero, are you a penis sniffer?... you share your birthday with Penis_sniffer :D

Happy Birthday!

[novakru]

Sorry I am late!


Happy Birthday e-friend!!!
Hope you got everything you wanted and more!!

[pinkfloyd45769]

H a p p y B i r t h d a y

I hope you have a great day, lots of love to you on your special day!!!!! :D :D

[bloodrayne]

Happy Birthday:D






So...If you were Zero before...Does this mean that you are ONE now?:p

[Zero]

thanks to all - it was a very pleasant surprise to find these messages (I'd sort of forgot that i'd put a date under birthday). other than my mom calling, its not been much of a b-day thus far - although i got an i-pod shuffle, which i'm enjoying playing with at work.

off tonight for a "piss-up" with some friends -

thanks to my whole HDC family (sob sob)

:D

[Zero]

Observations after a night of "celebrating:"

well the big celebration of being a year closer to the "big dirt nap" took place last night (and this morning) - after drinking heavily at my apartment (and watching the horribly addictive Dateline On-Line Predators getting caught and humiliated) me and four friends rolled into downtown. After several more hours of drinking and various activities we ended up at someone's house for after-hours. I (vaguely) recall being put into a cab and am thankful i remembered my address and how to unlock the door. I woke periodically in the morning but was finally roused by hunger at about 11:30 - I am now eating a roast beef sandwich, drinking my coffee (mmmm, filmmaker2 - coffeeeee) and reflecting on the night:

1)Never yell across a bar to the bartender to "PUT SOME ALCOHOL IN IT THIS TIME" - because they WILL

2) At some point in any drunken evening I always find myself as the "left out" person in the group conversation - usually its 2 or 3 people to my right having a conversation and 2 or 3 people on my left having a conversation and me in the middle - staring at the table and trying to muster the energy/interest to get into either conversation but - generally - just wallowing in existential angst and loneliness.

3) Strip clubs, and let's be honest here folks, are sad and depressing places that reek of desperation and exploitation. I lasted about 20 minutes before begging hunger as an excuse to get out because, observation 3A) you can't ever admit this to your male friends (even though they probably feel the same way).

4) Generally speaking, cab drivers are very understanding (as long as you DON'T puke in their cars.

5) Warm blankets are even more wonderful when one is hungover. . .
speaking of which, i'm going back to bed.

[friday13thfan]

happy b-day

[RavageRitual]

Happy Birthday Zero!

[stubbornforgey]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Fourth from the bottom, first in our hearts.


awwwwwwwwwwww this is so sweet..
makes me go all girly n giggly..
Happy b/day zero you fuckin ole fart. :D