View Full Version : Be One Of Us---Be a VAMPIRE
Empress_Of_Drac
01-31-2006, 05:59 AM
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=EmpressOfDrac
See you there mortals...just look for EmpressOfDrac...LOL!
PR3SSUR3
01-31-2006, 07:13 AM
I was the vampire cocksucker, I drank no pints of blood and rank was fresh corpse.
Sigh.
Haunted
01-31-2006, 10:38 AM
Empress, baby, I can't see myself as your little bitch.
"You will be my foot stool, and you will lick the dogshit from my boots," Selma Hayek, From Dusk til Dawn.
See, that's me.
But anyway, as a Witch, my occult job keeps me busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest. So, I really don't have time to be a vampire. Me and the Wicked Witch of the West are still trying to devise a way to get her shoes back.:D
VampiricClown
01-31-2006, 10:45 AM
Razeth Vect. See you there.
mothermold
01-31-2006, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by Empress_Of_Drac
http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=EmpressOfDrac
See you there mortals...just look for EmpressOfDrac...LOL!
Empress_Of_Drac
02-01-2006, 04:04 AM
Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
I was the vampire cocksucker, I drank no pints of blood and rank was fresh corpse.
Sigh.
Wahahaha. I've already drunk 188 pints of blood and rank is Aspirant Elder. Met Arilyn, Alassandra, LillianC , and Evil Dead...412 pints to goooo...Pack That Sheet!...LifoSucks!
Empress_Of_Drac
02-01-2006, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Empress, baby, I can't see myself as your little bitch.
"You will be my foot stool, and you will lick the dogshit from my boots," Selma Hayek, From Dusk til Dawn.
See, that's me.
But anyway, as a Witch, my occult job keeps me busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest. So, I really don't have time to be a vampire. Me and the Wicked Witch of the West are still trying to devise a way to get her shoes back.:D
LOL! Don't bother yourself mortal...you're not a bit invited...just focus yourself on your occult job err...wot is it again? Wahahahaha. Pax te cum mortal WITCH! LifoSucks!
Haunted
02-01-2006, 04:42 AM
Does "delusions of granduer" and meglomania run in your family or are you just the black sheep?
Empress_Of_Drac
02-01-2006, 04:59 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
Does "delusions of granduer" and meglomania run in your family or are you just the black sheep?
LMAO. Just havin' some fun mortal WITCH. Don't be too friggin' SERIOUS. Wahahahaha...LifoSucks and Pack that Sheet!
Angra
02-01-2006, 05:20 AM
Originally posted by Empress_Of_Drac
Wahahaha. I've already drunk 188 pints of blood and rank is Aspirant Elder. Met Arilyn, Alassandra, LillianC , and Evil Dead...412 pints to goooo...Pack That Sheet!...LifoSucks!
Charming...:rolleyes:
scouse mac
02-01-2006, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by Empress_Of_Drac
LifoSucks and Pack that Sheet!
:D
Haunted
02-01-2006, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by Empress_Of_Drac
LMAO. Just havin' some fun mortal WITCH. Don't be too friggin' SERIOUS. Wahahahaha...LifoSucks and Pack that Sheet!
I have PMS.
Angra
02-01-2006, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
I have PMS.
Wonderful.
You can send it to Empress_of_Drac in a giant mug.;)
Originally posted by Angra
Wonderful.
You can send it to Empress_of_Drac in a giant mug.;)
angra - LMFAO
i literally just spit coffee all over my computer screen
(maybe i can put that in a cup and send it to Empress as well - LMAO)
bwind22
02-01-2006, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by Empress_Of_Drac
Wahahaha. I've already drunk 188 pints of blood and rank is Aspirant Elder. Met Arilyn, Alassandra, LillianC , and Evil Dead...412 pints to goooo...Pack That Sheet!...LifoSucks!
Words can not describe how fucking stupid this type of shit sounds. Dorks like you make the Star Trek fans look like a pack of Fonzies.
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=vampires+suck/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=129sin57h/EXP=1138896067/*-http%3A//members.aol.com/vinnietee4/VampiresSuckgif.gif
Haunted
02-01-2006, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by Angra
Wonderful.
You can send it to Empress_of_Drac in a giant mug.;)
How about a giant crossbow bolt... made of wood of course?:rolleyes:
Soloman Kane
02-01-2006, 07:42 AM
It's exposure to sunlight or is it reality cus I can never tell the difference with these twits.. :p
ItsAlive75
02-01-2006, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Empress_Of_Drac
Wahahaha. I've already drunk 188 pints of blood and rank is Aspirant Elder. Met Arilyn, Alassandra, LillianC , and Evil Dead...412 pints to goooo...
No you didn't. You haven't done any of that, you didn't meet anyone. That's all a big lie and you'll never become a vampire because you're crazy. You're a crazy liar and you have to stop lying and being so crazy.
STOP it! BAD!
ShankS
02-01-2006, 07:55 AM
take cover, there's a riot brewing....
bloodrayne
02-01-2006, 07:59 AM
Ummm..I don't get it....:confused:
Haunted
02-01-2006, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by ItsAlive75
No you didn't. You haven't done any of that, you didn't meet anyone. That's all a big lie and you'll never become a vampire because you're crazy. You're a crazy liar and you have to stop lying and being so crazy.
STOP it! BAD!
That's some funny shit. Maybe we should misintupitate her. I think that probably kills vampires.
I'm a vampire
You know what I mean
When I do my little dance
In the graveyard
In the graveyard, yeah
I shake my little thing
In the graveyard.
"I fart cobwebs," annonymous vampire
ItsAlive75
02-01-2006, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by Haunted
That's some funny shit. Maybe we should misintupitate her. I think that probably kills vampires.
Nah, that's what she wants. I say we just tempt her with it, then just throw handlefulls of sand in her face.
ShankS
02-01-2006, 08:10 AM
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
come to my world, child of the night,
come out of your darkness and into my light,
looking for you all of your life,
don't be afraid - it'll be all right...
god grant you serenity,
you bring out the best in me,
let my love take you higher,
guess what... i'm a vampire!
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
in your head you always hear me
close your eyes - i'm all that you see,
for lust, for life, my intimate fire,
nightly dances, dance in desire...
god grant you serenity,
you bring out the best in me,
let my love take you higher,
guess what... i'm a vampire!
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
(let's be together... don't be afraid... you called me...
i was what you wished for... you held me here beside you...
i was what you wished for... i came for you... i came for you...
i was what you wished for... you taste like honeydew...
be careful what you wish for... i wished for you your whole life...
be careful what you wish for... let me be you tonight... tonight...)
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
i want you - nothing you can do,
i'm a vampire!
watch me do my dance for you,
i want you - nothing you can do,
baby get ready - i'm coming for you,
i'm a vampire!
Haunted
02-01-2006, 08:48 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen! I give you (drum roll) Shanks!:D