Cheeba's bad day...

[cheebacheeba]

So, it started out great.
As some of you might know, I spent the days around my birthday at my fathers place...nice area, coastal/country Australia. A bit boring this time around due to time and financial restrictions, but hey...All the same, this morning, before a 2 hour train ride back to my town...we went to some sand dunes.
BIG sand dunes that eventually lead to some beautiful, like multi-mile long, clear water beaches...which was great. We rode in his 4wd, across the dunes, to the beach. I got in the water a little, but whaty we were there for was essentially one thing.

To "sand surf"...I dunno what else you'd really call it. Stand or sit on a modified surfboard with "reigns", and get dragged along by a long connected rope behind the 4wd along the sand, and the incoming tide. Pretty fun. You glide across the shallow water and tear through the sand. On my first go, I stood up. I've surfed before, so I figure, what the fuck...
It's going great...I notice the board isn't waxed, but figure since I've got the "reigns", it's all good, it wasn't much like surfing at all. We got up to about 40KPH (look it up) The second time it went over the water and back out onto the sand, the top of the board was rather wet...due to a number of factors, when the 4wd made a slight turn onto the sand, I started slipping.

So, I figure I'm gonna fall, one way or another...and figure that if I let go of the reign things, and start running foward really fast, I'll be ok. Turns out that doesn't work, at least not on wet sand. I let go, plant my feet on the ground towards the side of the board, one step, two.....maybe even 3 or 4, and then the trip...all I can think of is how funny it must've been looking at this. For me, can't say I was scared, but I was thinking this is pretty much gonna hurt, in the split second before I made contact. I trip foward, tumble some, and the first part of me to make solid contact with the sand (that I felt anyway) was the left hand side of my face, and neck.
Apparently it looked like I'd broken my neck, but I guess I'm more resiliant than that...my main bother at the time was that I got sand in my mouth and eyes...yuck...So, that's where a chain of events in themselves occured, from the moment of that trip.

*Fell, and felt slightly humiliated
*Ripped a hole in the crotch, yes the crotch of my BRAND new long shorts, which I'd bought specifically for this trip....while not wearing underwear...all I can say is that I'm glad I was wearing a very long, oversized t-shirt.
*Got sunburnt...for a REALLY white guy like me, this is really not fun, also sand scraped my left arm and leg during the accident, and my face a little.
*I had mosquito bites, the sand and salt water seemed to like, super-activate the itch factor...VERY itchy now, even after showering before I left.
*Two hour train trip home to my town...putting up with this shit the whole while...also putting up with the fact that some bratty fucking LOUD kids where around that not even the full volume of my discman could block out.
*During the train trip, as I'm reaching for a cd, something around my chest (inner left hand side, edge of the rib-cage) doesn't feel right, like pulling a stitch, real close, or ON the bone...I felt around a little, and at a basic assessment at how I felt, and that I felt something kind of "move", I'd say that the abovementioned injuries weren't all I sustained, but I think I've also broken my rib....not badly, only about an inch of one of them seems affected by this, but...yeah, didn't make the day any better.
*To top this all off, there was a goddamned fly in the train, and seemed to keep landing in my hair. I FUCKING HATE FLIES.

So, I'm kind of tired right now, and gonna crash relatively soon, I just thought I'd pop in and hopefully give you all a laugh, because I'm pretty sure that if I were viewing these events from a perspective other than my own, I'd probably laugh at the unfortunate son of a bitch. The injury doesn't feel too bad, I'll have it checked out tommorow....but yeah, what a fucking day.

[stubbornforgey]

Em not laughing at you..
em laughing with you..!!
that would've made a kewl as ..america' funny home videos?
why does nobody have a video camera when you really need one..
But hey ..em hoping your ok after that ordeal and as long as all your bits n pieces are all there.
Now understand that what em about to say is only becos your a loved member of this forum ok..so take no offence but..
YOU DUMBASS!!
gonna do it again ..huh ??:D

[Elvis_Christ]

http://www.thatlilsewandsew.com/pink%20dress%20002.jpg

^^
Originally posted by cheebacheeba
I was wearing a very long, oversized t-shirt.

[cheebacheeba]

*Takes note of perculiar NZ dress codes*

and stubborn, of course I'm gonna do it again...gotta modify a snowboard though, maybe a wakeboard...I think those would work WAY better.

[Haunted]

I didn't laugh. I said, "OW!" I've never fallen in wet sad, but given the consistancy of the stuff, I can imagine that it wasn't pleasant. Sand in your mouth? I echo your "yuck!"

I'm glad you can laugh about your accident. That shows character. It also impresses me that you're going to have another go at some point.

Along similar lines: I went mountain climbing with my bro. I couldn't get all the way up because I'm a puss when it comes to heights. That mountain has served as something to over come. So I think when we go to England this summer, I'm going to get my brother to let me have a go. Maybe I can surmount (get it, surmount?) this mountain that looms behind me.

Anyway, glad you're okay, Cheeba. You're an adventurous dude.

[Posher778]

O_o elvis how the hell did you get into my closet???


i mean... uhh:o

[Marroe]

aww, haha. I thought it was kinda funny til I read you may have broke your rib. Go to the doc and have it checked out...you may get some Vicodin:)

[IDrinkYourBlood]

Originally posted by Haunted
Maybe I can surmount (get it, surmount?) this mountain that looms behind me. I'll surmount you. ;) OH SNAP!

[Haunted]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
I'll surmount you. ;) OH SNAP!

You're in love with me aren't you? You just can't stand it, can you.

You want kiss me, you want to hug me, you want to date me, you want to marry me...:D

Sorry, tangent.

[stubbornforgey]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
*Takes note of perculiar NZ dress codes*

and stubborn, of course I'm gonna do it again...gotta modify a snowboard though, maybe a wakeboard...I think those would work WAY better.

good on you cheebs..and so would i !!!

water hurts too when you hit it hard enough..but bloody sand..'crap'.
You the man..em rooting for ya here!!

[friday13thfan]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:72I6MphRFohYiM:fohn.net/pictures-of-flies/houseflies_1024x768.jpg

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted
You're in love with me aren't you? You just can't stand it, can you.

You want kiss me, you want to hug me, you want to date me, you want to marry me...:D

Sorry, tangent.

What about me???:D

[Haunted]

What, you too? Shit lets call up IA75 and have an orgy... I mean, I'd have to service all of you, because none of you are remotely gay.

Ow...my jaws hurt just thinking about it.

Girls, have you ever had that happen to you...? You're giving good head, then all of a sudden...jaw cramp? Maybe it's just me.


You know something else that's irelevent? I'm opening up and loosening up a little here. Maybe I should quit while I'm *wait for it* ahead.:D

[Elvis_Christ]

Still haven't been laid yet huh Haunted? :p

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by Haunted
What, you too? Shit lets call up IA75 and have an orgy... I mean, I'd have to service all of you, because none of you are remotely gay.

Ow...my jaws hurt just thinking about it.

Girls, have you ever had that happen to you...? You're giving good head, then all of a sudden...jaw cramp? Maybe it's just me.


You know something else that's irelevent? I'm opening up and loosening up a little here. Maybe I should quit while I'm *wait for it* ahead.:D

I don't remember saying anything about "service" as you call it. :D

[Spallalala]

I was in the 4wd when cheebs was sand surfin...It looked fucking painful when he came off but was oh so funny too..

Didn't bring the camera because they had no batterys.. So we all suck for that haha.

I had a go at it. With cheebs. But when he slid off the board he pulled at the thing we were holding onto and kinda pulled me along with him.. Gotta mouthful of sand, did a bit of a roll. Funny stuff.

Still got sand in my ears and my nose. Very annoying.

[mothermold]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
So, it started out great.
As some of you might know, I spent the days around my birthday at my fathers place...nice area, coastal/country Australia. A bit boring this time around due to time and financial restrictions, but hey...All the same, this morning, before a 2 hour train ride back to my town...we went to some sand dunes.
BIG sand dunes that eventually lead to some beautiful, like multi-mile long, clear water beaches...which was great. We rode in his 4wd, across the dunes, to the beach. I got in the water a little, but whaty we were there for was essentially one thing.

To "sand surf"...I dunno what else you'd really call it. Stand or sit on a modified surfboard with "reigns", and get dragged along by a long connected rope behind the 4wd along the sand, and the incoming tide. Pretty fun. You glide across the shallow water and tear through the sand. On my first go, I stood up. I've surfed before, so I figure, what the fuck...
It's going great...I notice the board isn't waxed, but figure since I've got the "reigns", it's all good, it wasn't much like surfing at all. We got up to about 40KPH (look it up) The second time it went over the water and back out onto the sand, the top of the board was rather wet...due to a number of factors, when the 4wd made a slight turn onto the sand, I started slipping.

So, I figure I'm gonna fall, one way or another...and figure that if I let go of the reign things, and start running foward really fast, I'll be ok. Turns out that doesn't work, at least not on wet sand. I let go, plant my feet on the ground towards the side of the board, one step, two.....maybe even 3 or 4, and then the trip...all I can think of is how funny it must've been looking at this. For me, can't say I was scared, but I was thinking this is pretty much gonna hurt, in the split second before I made contact. I trip foward, tumble some, and the first part of me to make solid contact with the sand (that I felt anyway) was the left hand side of my face, and neck.
Apparently it looked like I'd broken my neck, but I guess I'm more resiliant than that...my main bother at the time was that I got sand in my mouth and eyes...yuck...So, that's where a chain of events in themselves occured, from the moment of that trip.

*Fell, and felt slightly humiliated
*Ripped a hole in the crotch, yes the crotch of my BRAND new long shorts, which I'd bought specifically for this trip....while not wearing underwear...all I can say is that I'm glad I was wearing a very long, oversized t-shirt.
*Got sunburnt...for a REALLY white guy like me, this is really not fun, also sand scraped my left arm and leg during the accident, and my face a little.
*I had mosquito bites, the sand and salt water seemed to like, super-activate the itch factor...VERY itchy now, even after showering before I left.
*Two hour train trip home to my town...putting up with this shit the whole while...also putting up with the fact that some bratty fucking LOUD kids where around that not even the full volume of my discman could block out.
*During the train trip, as I'm reaching for a cd, something around my chest (inner left hand side, edge of the rib-cage) doesn't feel right, like pulling a stitch, real close, or ON the bone...I felt around a little, and at a basic assessment at how I felt, and that I felt something kind of "move", I'd say that the abovementioned injuries weren't all I sustained, but I think I've also broken my rib....not badly, only about an inch of one of them seems affected by this, but...yeah, didn't make the day any better.
*To top this all off, there was a goddamned fly in the train, and seemed to keep landing in my hair. I FUCKING HATE FLIES.

So, I'm kind of tired right now, and gonna crash relatively soon, I just thought I'd pop in and hopefully give you all a laugh, because I'm pretty sure that if I were viewing these events from a perspective other than my own, I'd probably laugh at the unfortunate son of a bitch. The injury doesn't feel too bad, I'll have it checked out tommorow....but yeah, what a fucking day.

i've had broken ribs before so i feel your pain.

when it rains it pours.

[Haunted]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Still haven't been laid yet huh Haunted? :p

Well, you know, to be perfectly honest with you Elvis, it's not something that really interests me. I mean, I'll cut up and joke with the best of them, but when it boils down to brass tacks, I usually bow out. I hope that doesn't make me a cock-tease.

However, I'm moving this discussion out of Cheeba's thread. I've gone too far already.

Sorry, Cheeba.:(

[scaryminda15]

oh dont feel bad everyone has their bad nasty mean horrible not niceness evil hate the world just not cool and oh my gosh i cant believe it happened today of all days kind of day :D

[cheebacheeba]

Stop rambling, aqua-faggot.

The rib seems fine today...it's more than likely just a bad bruising, maybe some slight seperation...either way, I think it's safe to assume I'm largely undamaged. No hospital 'til it gives me any further problems.

[scaryminda15]

:mad: im not that quick being so mean to me dang it. i just tried to get a laugh instead i get rudeness oh well your loss k have a great day.:)

[VampiricClown]

Originally posted by cheebacheeba
aqua-faggot.

What is this "aqua-faggot" you speak of?

[Haunted]

Aqua-faggot is Cheeba's creative insult for Scaryminda15. I still don't know what it means.

ANYWAY

Great news, Cheeba. I'm glad you don't have any broken bones so far. I hope that you continue to heal so you can get out there and do some more crazy adventurous stuff.:)

Ever thought about getting your own tv show? Half the show could be adventure, and the other half could be cooking.

[wood_elf_pansy]

I hope you had a great birthday, B! I hope you feel better now. Sorry it took me a while I was sick for a couple days, still not quite over it.

Besides the face plant and broken ribs part, that sounds really fun and I would like to try that sometime. Maybe when I (eventually) head that way.

Well, get better.

[Spallalala]

*cough cough * *suck up * cough cough*


Good to see ya round wood. Im gonna send some beach sand to Marroe.. I can do the same for you if ya want :P

[PR3SSUR3]

Life can indeed be such a drag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4696149.stm

[cheebacheeba]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4696149.stm
S'right, best BELIEVE my young "niger" feels me on the fly hatin'



....Why do I feel like eating jerky all of a sudden???

[Haunted]

Originally posted by PR3SSUR3
Life can indeed be such a drag.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/4696149.stm

That horrifying. The really sad part is that we live in a world that has no problem feeding it's people. Mother Earth can provide, but just live in a world where the rich get rich and the poor stay poor. We could help those children, if we just would.

[Spallalala]

Yeah, its tragic. I totally agree.

You know what would be a great idea, if PR3SSUR3 and yourself
(Haunted) started your own "feed the world" thread, yknow, someplace ELSE. ;)


CHEEBA RULZ..

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Spallalala
CHEEBA RULZ..

:rolleyes:

[cheebacheeba]

:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:rolleyes: Originally posted by cheebacheeba
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Originally posted by cheebacheeba
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p

[Spallalala]

Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p [/QUOTE]



How childish can ya get... :rolleyes:

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Spallalala
How childish can ya get... :rolleyes:

"How childish can you get" *in a retard voice* :p

[Marroe]

:mad:

[Elvis_Christ]

^^ you'll get wrinkles Marroe :p

[Haunted]

Apparently you can't be silly anymore. I've always thought that being silly every now and again was healthy. So, I've decided to take my turn at being silly...yet meaningful


:D :rolleyes: :mad:

[Elvis_Christ]

Being silly rocks. That's what this place is for dude :p

[Haunted]

Precisely. On that fact, I agree with you 100% Being silly is in vogue at HDC.

[Elvis_Christ]

Bein silly is a true classic that'll never go outta style. Wave your freak flag sister and stirr up some squares :D

[Haunted]

As Zero puts it, "Woot! Woot!"

HAIL SATAN
HIGH PRIEST WISE

[Marroe]

hey haunted...it was VERY subtle of you to name your little "fuck you" finger guy file "for anna". No one could ever see that.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Marroe
hey haunted...it was VERY subtle of you to name your little "fuck you" finger guy file "for anna". No one could ever see that. I forgot this


!BRILLIANT!

[Spallalala]

hahahahahahahah



PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!




Oh yeah...Fuck you right back..:rolleyes:

[Elvis_Christ]

Originally posted by Spallalala
PFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!!!


http://www.baz.com/wendy/piper/01100406.jpg

Pull up kids

=

Big Kids

[Spallalala]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I see nipple! :eek:

CHILD PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone ban this guy quick. :p






































" :rolleyes: "

[Haunted]

Whoopsie!:D :p I guess that's what I get for not paying attention to what I'm doing.

Was it childish? Probably. However, I am human, and like everyone else in fucking omniverse, I'm entitled to be childish from time to time.

Did I have a good reason? You bet. I thought that a middle finger was deserved for a rude comment about fucking smilies!!!

Allow me to point something out. You two are always equipped to punish anyone who says something to the other. However, when some one dishes the same punishment to you, they're immature. You know what that spells? H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y. Yeah, I did something stupid, but at least I don't make false claims to righteousness.

This is it. This is absolutely the last straw. You two (Marroe & Spallala) can live, die, become Fransciscan nuns, I don't care. I am totally through with your cliquish bullshit.

Mods, I'm not saying another word on the subject, as I have had it.

[Spallalala]

Originally posted by Haunted
Whoopsie!:D :p I guess that's what I get for not paying attention to what I'm doing.

Was it childish? Probably. However, I am human, and like everyone else in fucking omniverse, I'm entitled to be childish from time to time.

Did I have a good reason? You bet. I thought that a middle finger was deserved for a rude comment about fucking smilies!!!

Allow me to point something out. You two are always equipped to punish anyone who says something to the other. However, when some one dishes the same punishment to you, they're immature. You know what that spells? H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y. Yeah, I did something stupid, but at least I don't make false claims to righteousness.

This is it. This is absolutely the last straw. You two (Marroe & Spallala) can live, die, become Fransciscan nuns, I don't care. I am totally through with your cliquish bullshit.

Mods, I'm not saying another word on the subject, as I have had it.


So huh.. What the fuck is wrong this time? You dont like smilies anymore???

What I said was a joke. You might have seen that if you weren't obsessed with constantly thinking Im trying to start something with you, who did I quote? Not you. Believe it or not the world doesn't actually revolve around you.

I can see from my oh so cleverly personalised (attempt at an ) insult that you seem to think that theres an ongoing problem between us. You should remove your head from your ass because right now your hard to take seriously.

And for the record. Your the last person who should comment on " cliquish bullshit" .

Dont get all upset about little jokes I make.

I made a rude comment about the smilies?? What I said it was getting childish? oooh.. Oh so rude of me to say that. :rolleyes:

:D :D :D :D :D

You're funny Haunted.

[Marroe]

Originally posted by Haunted
Whoopsie!:D :p I guess that's what I get for not paying attention to what I'm doing.

Was it childish? Probably. However, I am human, and like everyone else in fucking omniverse, I'm entitled to be childish from time to time.

Did I have a good reason? You bet. I thought that a middle finger was deserved for a rude comment about fucking smilies!!!

Allow me to point something out. You two are always equipped to punish anyone who says something to the other. However, when some one dishes the same punishment to you, they're immature. You know what that spells? H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y. Yeah, I did something stupid, but at least I don't make false claims to righteousness.

This is it. This is absolutely the last straw. You two (Marroe & Spallala) can live, die, become Fransciscan nuns, I don't care. I am totally through with your cliquish bullshit.

Mods, I'm not saying another word on the subject, as I have had it. Just a few things.
1.What have I done on this site to deserve "punishment"? Punishment??!! C'mon now. I don't go trolling people because I'm not an obsessed freak. Only ever did that once, and it was just for pure amusement, not out of spite.
2.I never claimed "righteousness" over anything. Don't make things up about me:)
3. If you couldn't see she was joking about the smile thing, there's something wrong...or you were just looking to get at her.
4. "This is the last straw"? All I did was point something out. If you say I can "die" for pointing that out, you got some real issues.
5. Why get so damn heated over something like this? Loosen up:cool:

[PR3SSUR3]

No flies on these two.

:D