try to remember, they're serious

[zwoti]

christians and movies just don't mix


http://www.capalert.com/capreports/


and who thought toy story was sooo violent :p

[Zero]

zwoti - i just wanted you to know that i'm praying for you


.....


seriously, the catholics have done this sort of thing for years. . . the funDAMNmentalists are just getting started!


can i get an AMEN

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Zero
zwoti - i just wanted you to know that i'm praying for you

i'm long past saving





and apparently they really frown on "flatulence" :p

[Yellow Jacket]

Originally posted by Zero
can i get an AMEN

AMEN!!! :p

[Haunted]

No, but you can get a "Blessed Be.":D

What a crock of shit. I saw Fatal Attraction when I was nine. I first saw The Exorcist at an earlier age (Mom believed in horror movies after trick-or-treating). I saw A Nightmare on Elm Street when it first hit video. I saw Lost Boys early (It was the eighties and I was in it for Corey Feldman) *sound of a broom taking off*

[Zero]

maybe we could have a christian rating system for the HDC threads? hmm, i wonder if any would be acceptable?


which reminds me - i often sit in teh "who's on-line" screen, just to see who's banging around and if there is any thread worth attending to - and i often notice "guests" "reporting posts" - why do they report these posts? is it really that common an occurrence? (I've almost pushed hte "report post" button but was afraid what would happen)

[zwoti]

and in case you were wondering why they got marks for sexual immorality (S)

Toy Story
# Sexual Immorality (S)
# one sexually suggestive character mainly of bare skin female legs

Toy Story 2
# Sex/Homosexuality (S):
# many Barbie(tm) dolls dancing in swimwear while characters ogle at them with sensuous expressions

[The STE]

from the Wallace & Gromit movie:

Sexual Immorality:
Male character with a flowery purse



WHAT THE FUCK?!

[slasherman]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/slasherman1971/webredlight.gif

American Psycho:

Sex/Homosexuality (S):

# many scenes of full rear male nudity
# long sequence of adult male in briefs only plus additional scenes of adults in underwear
# talk of sexually immoral behavior
# porno pictures
# intercourse with nudity in a porno video, repeating
# homosexual presence
# most vulgar sexual comments
# nudity in bathtub
# order to strip clothes
# adults in underwear doing vulgar dance
# ordering perversion between two prostitutes
# group intercourse with nudity
# homosexual approach
# plaque of nudity
# buying prostitutes
# inappropriate touching
# intercourse between two with nudity
# adult male in shower

# adult male in shower
hmm wonder how christians take a shower

[zwoti]

# Sexual Immorality (S)
# homosexual song in background (Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me - Boy George)
# adult in underwear, twice
# teen in underwear, once
# making out, male on female
# male starting to unbutton woman's sweater for sex
# inappropriate touching
# (to warn freezing hands/arms)
# gaping face kissing


don't think i can look at "the day after tomorrow" the same ever again :p

[novakru]

LMAO
This is a funny thread.
Thanks Zwoti:)

[Yellow Jacket]

The Passion of the Christ

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
* fighting
* ear amputation
* beating, repeatedly, frequent, including after recent beatings, most intensely graphic and realistic
* physical brutality, repeatedly, often and increasingly brutal
* facial injuries from beatings/brutality
* brutal vicious whipping with graphic injuries, ripping flesh, repeatedly
* driving thorns into scalp
* intensely graphic full-body gore, repeatedly, frequently
* crowd control beatings, repeatedly
* crowd brutalization of near-dead Jesus
* continued beatings/whippings of our already mutilated Lord
* kicking our near-dead Lord
* hand/foot impalement with spikes
* a crow pecking the eyes of the thief to Jesus' right (the one who mocked Jesus as He hung on the Cross)
* spear impalement with exudates

Impudence/Hate (I)
* tormenting by children (who were cast as controlled by Satan)
* mockery of our Lord, repeatedly
* crowd lusting after killing Jesus
* lusting after sadistic brutality
* flash nudity, clearly non-sexual but nudity nonetheless

Sexual Immorality (S)
* none noted

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
* drinking wine, repeatedly [Eph. 5:18]

Offense to God (O)
* flashes of grotesque demons
* images of children as demons
* calling Jesus a fool repeatedly [Matt. 5:22]
* attempts of Satan to tempt and control our Lord and events that would impede Him

Murder/Suicide (M)
* suicide of Judas
* murder of our Lord

* drinking wine, repeatedly [Eph. 5:18]

And what do these christians drink when they go to church?

[MichaelMyers]

Grape juice

[ItsAlive75]

Funny, they give CAP red light ratings when films score too high... So that being said, American Psycho and Shark Tale both received red light ratings...

Hmm....

[Yellow Jacket]

Bride of Chucky

* 45 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary in addition to the 15 uses of the most foul word
* presenting police as crooked and flippant disregard for what should be fair authority, and attacks of police personnel
* 12 uses of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive
* inappropriate dress, satanic dress, excessive female breast exposure
* satanic background music
* lies and cheating to enable a meeting against what should be rightful authority
* preparing/planning to commit murder
* sexual offers, vulgar sex talk, sexual innuendo, and sensual mannerisms
* the use of satanic symbolism, i.e., the inverted Cross
* "Will kill anybody but will sleep only with someone I love"
* sleeping next to a dead body scantily dressed
* drinking alcoholic beverages and smoking dope
* brief nudity
* talk of a homosexual relationship
* obscene gestures
* running away to avoid telling the truth
* masked doll sexual intercourse (shadows on the wall with associated sounds and movements)
* assaults and intimidation with firearms, including the taking of hostages

[newb]

I think they are on the right track and more power to them.They're just trying to protect us.
I mean c'mon....who didn't get the homosexual vibe going on between these two.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v259/rockinmule/toystory.jpg


Fer christ sake....one of em is even named WOODY.

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by newb
Fer christ sake....one of em is even named WOODY.

I heard when they're making love, Buzz screams "To infinity and BEYOND!" at the moment of climax.

[newb]

I'm telling ya......someone has to watch what Hollywood is putting out......next thing ya know there will be movies about gay soldiers or maybe even..........cowboys.:eek:

[sabersword]

Ok, Ok. Come on guys, take it easy. This puts me in a bad way. I mean, I am Catholic and I love horror films. I just wanted to let you all know that we are not all fanatics. I take my faith seriesly and frankly,no where in the scriptures does it say you can not watch horror films or otherwise. Look, you are always going to have people that object to most everything, but not all of us.On the other hand, I do not let my ten year old watch just anything. I am responsable for him afterall. Besides, some people seem th need a cause(and a soapbox).

[Haunted]

Saber will you relax! No one on this forum wants to persecute you, except for maybe Sam, but that's because he's a fiend from hell.

It's all good, honey. Just roll with it. I mean, I know that the Catholic Church doesn't go for the idiocy of like, Pat Robertson and the whole group of 700 Club Nazis.

[sabersword]

Ok, I may be a little paralel no, parapet,no,paramount? No,no paranoiad!

[Yellow Jacket]

Freddy vs. Jason

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
* graphic gore, frequent, repeatedly
* horror factor, repeatedly
* flesh being sliced into chunks
* graphic impalements, repeatedly
* beheading with blood spurting, repeatedly
* illegal flight to avoid lawful detention
* still photos of murder gore and other murder imagery
* graphic action violence, frequent, repeatedly
* double amputation with spurting

Impudence/Hate (I)
* 53 uses of the three/for letter word vocabulary, many by teens
* 32 uses of the most foul of the foul words
* vengeance
* teen arrogance at parents, repeatedly, including a girl's boyfriend at her father
* flatulence
* order to lie
* a punk taking sexual advantage of a passed out girl
* teens taking the law into their own hands
* teen girl running away to "escape" father
* "We can't trust any of the adults"
* teen arrogance at police
* adolescent brutality

Sexual Immorality (S)
* teen upper female nudity, repeatedly
* teen full female nudity, repeatedly
* teen partial nudity
* flashes of teen nudity while running in a partially buttoned shirt only
* self-touching
* teens making out
* sexual comments by teens
* teen intercourse, twice
* teens in bed after intercourse
* rear male nudity
* picture nudity
* teens displaying excessive cleavage
* teen admitting sexual immorality
* teen sex offer
* sexual insult

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
* smoking
* teen drinking, frequent, repeatedly
* booze, repeatedly
* forcing to drink
* teen drinking party
* teen smoking, repeatedly
* teens smoking dope, repeatedly

Offense to God (O)
* 16 uses of God's name in vain, two with the four letter expletive and 14 without
* unholy resurrection from the dead
* moving still photos
* unholy presence, repeatedly
* unholy power to cause impalement

Murder/Suicide (M)
* murder by impalement, decapitation, twisting head, crushing, electrocution, avulsion, slicing in half, slamming, more; at least 25 murders

[The_Return]

Heh, they missed that guy's brother that killed himself :p